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Short and Sweet: the Reviews
Topic Started: Jul 15 2008, 04:02 PM (672 Views)
jules14
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Old fic, not on ff.net anymore.

Read the MST here.
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Refia
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Okay, that has to be the worst story I've ever read, save for Celebrian and An Elf's Love. You're right, just what the heck was it about? :blink:

Great MST again, though! Next should be "An Elf's Love", I think?
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Queen of the Unknown
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That fic was just plain weird. It sounded like something a seven-year-old would write. Actually, that's exactly how I wrote when I was seven.
See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We go on, no matter what. Our firm has always been here. In one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us. ~Reprise (AtS 2x15)
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jules14
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I think a seven-year-old DID write it, or else it was a troll. Whatever it was, it was just plain bizarre.

"I Love You" will be posted next and THEN "An Elf's Love".
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Refia
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Oh god... You mean the absolute shitty fanfic where a self-insert is taken care of by Frodo?
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Queen of the Unknown
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That's the one!
See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We go on, no matter what. Our firm has always been here. In one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us. ~Reprise (AtS 2x15)
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Refia
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Ugh... *faints as Refia rememberst he horror*
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Fishpaste
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Eru have mercy on our souls...
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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MackenzieW
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That was bizarre. Why did she need all those horses? Why didn't she use Spell Check? Why didn't she have plot?

Good MST. I particularly liked the Rosie O'Donnell fairy godmother.
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Queen of the Unknown
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It's really too bad that it was taken of off ff.net. I would have wanted to read the rest of it. Ah, well.

I wonder what the reviews said. Jules, do you remember?
See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We go on, no matter what. Our firm has always been here. In one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us. ~Reprise (AtS 2x15)
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Telcontar Rulz
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LOL. I loved the comments. My favourite bits were:

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“Rise beast!” yelled Gimli.

*Laughter and clapping*
JULES: “Mary Sue” equals “beasts”…that’s great.


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“What is your name? Do you work for Sauraman?” ask Gimli.

CHESTERFIELD: Hey, it’s a hybrid cross between Sauron and Saruman!


The author must have been retarded to write something like that. And the horses' names...there are no words to describe the horror.

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jules14
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Thank you for your own reviews. This was a fun one to MST.

I don't remember the reviews on this one. Actually, I think I got it off the site before it was even reviewed. There was one more chapter that I didn't get to read.
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Fishpaste
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Awww, pity. I want to know why she chose to be from Mt Doom. It's not exactly a habitable area...
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jules14
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The alliteration?
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Fishpaste
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It's still a stupid name.
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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