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I Love You: the Reviews
Topic Started: Jul 23 2008, 09:00 PM (521 Views)
jules14
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The first of Frodo's Girl Forever's nauseating series about her and Frodo.
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MackenzieW
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Oh, I got such a chuckle out your riffs. Excellent work, Jules. Frodo's Girl Forever, you not so much.

Are you going to post the other three stories you MST-ed?
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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jules14
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Yes, but since Maglor and Tumnus riff those, instead of Jules and Boromir, they'll be up later.
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Fishpaste
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That story is just weird. There is absolutely no consistancy throughout. And the dolphin thing was simply strange. <><
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jules14
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I know, but at least it was perfect for sporking. I think it was sporked on Deleterius some time ago. Frodo's Girl had it coming to her...she's been flamed to high heaven on all her self-insert fics, and instead of taking them down, she's just been writing more and typing at the beginning of each one, "No flames, please!" She's about as bad as Phantom's Ange.

Some of her other self-insert stories are even more sickening, if that's possible. She sings sappy songs by Sting to Frodo, she has to comfort him while he cries and whines like a pansy...and get this: like Crys Evans, she's actually read the book!! In short, that girl needs serious help. I think she actually does believe that she lives with Frodo.
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It's like cough syrup...so sickly sweet. Urgh. I might MST one of her fics that Jules hasn't covered if I ever feel like it.
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AraionaDuBois
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Ah, not Sting songs! Bleeding hell...God, your MST's always make me laugh. :lol: The other Nazgul say hello to Boris by the way. ;)
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jules14
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Thank you! Boris is glad to hear from the other Nazgul; he hasn't gotten a birthday card from them this year and he's wondering what happened.

Frodo's Girl's obsession with Sting is insane. At the end of one fic, she gushes on about how Sting's songs will make you feel good if you're depressed, and how she listens to them as she types up these pieces of crap, and she even calls his songs SPIRITUAL more than once. I'm guessing she's only about thirteen, because if she were any older, she would be one pathetic young girl. She probably listens to Phil Collins too, but at least she hasn't written any Phil Collins songfics yet.
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AraionaDuBois
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The Nazgul apologise about that too. They've been spending most of their time outside hunting tourists. (It is tourist season after all ;))

Oh dear Lord! Don't get me wrong, I do love Sting's music, but I can hardly consider it spiritual! In fact, I can't really think of one song that has spiritual connotations. For heaven's sake, my quote right now is from Mad About You off of the Soul Cages album. (My favourite actually.) I can't think of a day when I don't hear a Sting song and none of them have brought up spiritual feelings.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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jules14
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Ha, ha! The idea of the Nazgul hunting tourists makes me laugh. I can just picture the nine black riders chasing after ugly, dumpy people in Mickey Mouse T-shirts, baseball caps, and fanny packs, with cameras banging against their chests as they run.
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Ha! Tourist Wife: "And you said Northern New York would be safe!"
Tourist Husband: "No one mentioned anything about the men in black robes!"
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Hahahaha! What's strange is we don't get a lot of tourists up here anymore. I wonder if it has to do with all those tourist killer horror films cos this area looks like something out of those movies. The Nazgul are getting upset about that though. Less tourists for them to kill. I'm thinking of creating the world's biggest apple (cos our town has lots of orchards. We even have a festival devoted to apples) and use it as a 'tourist trap' literary. :)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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jules14
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I didn't know there were movies about tourists getting killed in upstate New York. I always thought the region with the highest number of tourist deaths in the movies was the deep South.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, it's a brilliant MST, Jules! ^^ Weird fanfic, good riffs, awsome read ^^

And your conversation with AD in the revew thread made my day ^_^

Keep up the good work!
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