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The Worst Episode of Law and Order. Ever.; A Bad Crossover
Topic Started: Jul 27 2008, 01:58 AM (509 Views)
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Title: The Worst Episode of Law and Order. Ever.
Author: MackenzieW
Rating: T
Genre: MST, Humor
Text it is based on: Law and Order: The Hannah Montana Story
Characters: The gang, Det. Ed Green, ADA Jack McCoy, ADA Connie Rubirosa, Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana, Lilly/Lola, Oliver, Robbie Ray Stewart, Jackson Stewart and Rico, though briefly
Summary: After a vacation and one of Mackenzie's own writing, the gang is forced to sit through what would be the worst episode of Law and Order.
Warnings: No fear of bad grammar and punctuation, says ye? No logic.

Narrator: A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Mackenzie: That’s the Star Wars prologue.
Narrator: Which one? A New Hope?
Mackenzie: It’s Star Wars. Not “A New Hope”
Narrator: Sorry. Anyway…Last week in your own galaxy, a young fanfiction author and reader decided to spork a badfic. Unfortunately, her friend accidentally said the name of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. A pack of Death Eaters promptly kidnapped her and her other companions and brought them to their master. Mackenzie: Aren’t you dead?
Voldemort: Shut up.
Narrator: He decided that as their punishment, they would be locked up in some remote room in Malfoy Manor and be forced to read badfics for an undetermined amount of time. These poor saps are: Mackenzie, our heroine.
Mac: Hey, Moldy-Voldy.
Remus Lupin, recently departed werewolf
Remus: But I’m not a ghost?
Sai, the Ronin Warrior of Trust with a fascination with sea life
Sai: There aren’t any fish here!
Quatre: The youngest Gundam pilot
Quatre: This isn’t good.
Erik, the Phantom of the Opera
Erik: Will…get…revenge…on…Pretty Boy.
And occasionally joined by Jareth, the Goblin King.
Jareth: Voldemort and I go way back.
Will they get out alive?
Mackenzie: I hope so.
Only time will tell.

Luggage littered the floor of the Remote Room of Doom. The residents were lying on their respective beds, quite relaxed. Mickey Mouse and friends now decorated their room. “That was brilliant!” Mackenzie exclaimed, clutching a Minnie Mouse close.

“That was,” Erik replied. “I must say, good choice.”

“Thank you!”

“And you’re welcome for allowing you to go on the vacation!” Voldemort said, spooking the six. “Hello, my servants.”

“Hello, merciful master,” they said, dryly.

“How was your vacation?”

“Good.”

“Are you ready to spork again?”

“You made us spork on vacation,” Sai argued. “Can’t we get a bit longer a break?”

“That was different. On that note, did you make the ride?”

Erik nodded. “They honor fast passes after the time too,” he explained.

“Good,” Voldemort said. “Have fun!”

“WAIT!” Mackenzie yelled. She ran up to Voldemort and held out a bag. The Dark Lord regarded it as if it were disease ridden. “This is for you, our merciful master.”

Voldemort had Pettigrew take the bag. He pulled out a stuffed Hades doll. “You…how did you…?”

“Saw the Hercules tape. Figured it out,” Mackenzie explained. Voldemort left. “You’re welcome!”

The siren went off, bathing all in the green light. “We’ve got badfic sign!” Mackenzie yelled. They all ran through the hallway to the theater. Taped to Jareth’s chair was a note. “He wishes us well but he won’t be sporking with us this go around.”

“Lucky bastard,” Erik muttered, settling into his seat. “Who is mangling Middle-earth now?”

“No one,” Mackenzie said, pulling up the story. “It’s a Hannah Montana-Law and Order crossover.”

“Weird,” Sai replied.

Mac: Law and Order: The Hannah Montana Story by jla4186—hell no, this chick and I do not share the same birthday. There is no freaking way she is the same age as me.
Remus: How bad is it?
Mac: Bad! It breaks several Terms of Service—including posting the same story in multiple sections.
Sai: Ouch.
Mac: Looks like we can do this in one sitting though.


Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana or Law and Order.
Mac: No, Disney and Dick Wolf do. And the fans are glad they do.

It's late at night, Hannah finished a concert in New York City,
*Theater shakes*
All: OW!
Erik: What was that?
Mac: Tense change.
Sai: It hurt.


Hannah and Lola exited through the back door. Lilly walks over to a trash can to throw away her pop and screams when she steps on something and sees blood on the ground.
Erik: Why do I have a feeling Mac’s Grammar Nazi is going to pay us a visit?
Quatre: She scares me.


Robby Ray comes over with a flash light to get a better look. They couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the body, it was Rico, dead in a pool of blood, Robby Ray called 911.
Mac: Periods can be your friend, jla!

"So, what do we have here," asked Det. Ed Green.
Remus (CSU): A missing question mark, sir.

"A kid, male, age 13, name is Rico.
Quatre: Rico has no last name, Rico needs no last name!
Mac: Rico is definitely younger than 13 as he’s skipped quite a few grades just to be in high school.


He was found by Hannah Montana and Lola LaFonda," said a Officer.

"The Pop Star, Hannah Montana," asked Det. Green?
Mac (CSU): Oh, found the missing question mark, sir!

"The one and only," said the Officer.

Det. Green walks over to Hannah and Lola. Jackson, who was asleep in the Limo, was over next to Robby Ray.

"Hannah, Lola, I'm Det. Ed Green, did you two see anyone back here as you exited tonight," ask Det. Green.
Remus: Let’s tackle this whole thing like Law and Order extras!
Mac: Deal! Sir, we have reason to believe that this author, jla4186, either has no grasp of the English language or is not a native speaker.
Remus: Point Mac.


"Sorry detective we didn't," said Hannah.

"How did you find the body," asked Det. Green.

Lola fills in the details of how she discovered Rico's body. Then Det. Green walks over to Robby Ray and Jackson.

"Your the country singer, Robby Ray," said Det. Green,
Erik: Wrong “you’re,” author.

"What happened to the Mullet?"
Mac: It ran away.

"I let the hair grow," said Robby Ray.
Quatre: Wouldn’t he have cut it?
Mac: It’s a mullet. It’s kinda hard to say.


Det. Green asked a few more questions, Jackson said he was asleep in the Limo. A officer found the knife used to kill Rico in a dumpster.
Quatre: How convenient.
Sai: However, sir, we couldn’t find the missing “n” from the word “An.”


"Get it and the body to the M.E.'s office right away," ordered Det. Green.
Erik: Hey, Green! The ghost of Lennie Briscoe wants to know why you haven’t said anything remotely witty yet!

Chapter 2

The police officer delivered Rico's body to the M.E.'s office where the lab tech doctor found a note inside of the jacket Rico was wearing. When she reads it she is shocked and hurries to call Det. Green. He shows up five minutes after the call, the woman shows Det. Green the note.
Mac: Okay, I highly doubt it would take five minutes to get there.

"I think we found our killer," said Det. Green as he read the note.
Erik: No, this is roughly round the ten minute mark of a Law and Order episode. They never find the killer this quickly unless it’s going to be a court-heavy episode.
Mac: Point Erik.


He takes the note back to the station to show his boss, Lt. Anita Van Buren.
The note reads," Hannah, I know your secret, I know you're really Miley Stewart, and if you don't pay me $50,000 a week, I'll tell everyone. Rico."
Mac: I highly doubt Rico would extort money. He’s rich and much more manipulative than that. Plus, he’s probably ten.

"I want to talk to Hannah Montana, to see if this note is true," said Lt. Van Buren.
Sai: To quote House, everybody lies. Be careful.

At the hotel where Hannah was staying,
Mac: We’re the hotel with no name. Gives our customers extra privacy. Also allows authors to be completely lazy and not look up an actual New York City hotel.
Erik: Point Mac.


Det. Green nocks on the door, Robby Ray answers.

"Good morning detective, can I help you," asked Robby Ray.
Sai (Green): We seemed to end up losing more question marks now that you are in town. Mind if we look in your closet?
Remus: Point Sai.


"We need Hannah to come down to the station to answer a few questions," said Det. Green.

"Is she a suspect," asked Robby Ray.

"We found something on Rico and we need her help with it," said Det. Green.

"Daddy, whose at the door," asked Miley from the other room.
Mac: Who is…WHO IS! Who’s!

"It's Det. Green, Hannah, he wants you to go to the police station for a few questions," said Robby Ray.

"Ok, just let me finish my hair," Miley said putting on her wig.

Lilly and Jackson came in from the other room to see what was going on. They all went to the police station.
Remus: Did anyone call the attorney?
Mac: Maybe on the ride there?


"Thanks for coming, Ms. Montana," said Lt. Van Buren.

"Anything to help find out who killed that poor boy," said Hannah.

"We found this note on Rico. Maybe you can shed some light on it," said Lt. Van Buren as she handed the note to Hannah.
Mac: Okay, they don’t think she’s a suspect yet so that’s why there is no lawyer. Where’s dad though?

Hannah is reading the note and is shock that Rico knew her secert. Outside the interview room Jack McCoy is lissening in on the interview. Det. Green walks up with a file in his hand.
Quatre (Green): We believe that the grammar is being held for ransom by one jla4186.
Sai: Point Quatre.


"We ran a back round check on Hannah and found that till about three years ago she never existed, so we ran a check on this Miley Stewart in the note and found that she is Robby Ray's only daughter, and Hannah's limo driver is Miley's older brother. Wait a second, I just thought of something, Lola had short red hair last night and now she has long bloned hair," Det. Green.
All: Amazing!
Mac: I wonder what color that is?


"How old is this Miley Stewart," asked Jack?
Sai: Oh, sir, we found one of the missing question marks.
Remus: Good. Perhaps it can tell us where the others are.


"Same as Hannah, to the same day," said Det. Green.

"Aresst, Hannah Montana for the murder of Rico and for identity thief," said Jack.
Erik: No arrest, but aresst.
Mac: HOLY CRAP! Jack and Green would be smart enough to realize that Hannah is obviously Miley’s stage name since she’s a celebrity. They wouldn’t jump to a fourteen-years-old identity thief!


Det. Green enters the Interview room and asks Hannah to stand up.

"Hannah Montana a.k.a Miley Stewart, you're under aresst for the murder of Rico,
Sai: Who still has no last name.

and for identity thief.
Mac: Theft! It’s identity theft!

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to a lawyer, if you can't afford one you'll be apointed one by the court," said Det. Green as he put her in hand cuffs.
Erik: Why isn’t there already an attorney present? Or at least a parent?
Mac: I’m sniffing a dismissal on a technicality that McCoy of all people would know.
Remus: Anyway, we’re around the twenty minute mark, which would be where the court scene takes over.


Chapter 3

Jack McCoy enters the interview room where Robby Ray, Jackson and Lilly are sitting after Miley/Hannah was aressted.
Sai: Your honor, the people believe that jla4186 does indeed believe the word is spelled like that.

"Mr. Stewart, I'm Jack McCoy, the A.D.A. for New York City," said Jack, "Lola, tell me how is it that you had short red hair last night and now you have long bloned hair?"

"Lola, don't say anything," said Robby Ray.
Mac (Robby Ray): We’re waiting for the lawyer.

"Anita, can I see you notes," asked Jack.

Lt. Van Buren hands Jack her notebook.

"So your full name is Lola LaFonda, and you're Jackson Stewart, and then Robby Ray Stewart, the country singer," said Jack, "Why did you quit at the top of the game?"

"To raise my children," said Robby Ray, " and now I manage Hannah Montana."

"So, who is Miley," asked Jack?
Erik: Jack McCoy, you are under arrest for stealing all the question marks.
Mac: Point Erik.


We'll make you a deal, we'll tell you everything about Hannah's double life if you keep it off the record and drop the identity theif," said Robby Ray.
Mac: What about the murder charge?

"If we like what you have to say then you'll have a deal," said Jack.

Robby Ray tells Jack McCoy and Lt. Van Buren about how Miley wanted to have a normal life and to be like everyone else plus be able to live her dream on stage. Jack and Lt. Van Buren agrees to keep Hannah out of the record but because of the note they said all they could do about that was have a close trial, where only the main people would be allowed in to the court room during the trail.
Mac: Actually, call me crazy, I’m pretty sure that because of Miley’s age, she would be tried in family court anyway.

That afternoon Miley was brought in front of a Judge for bail hearing.

"Let's see, Miley Stewart, you are charged with one count of murder in the second degree, and you asked that your father act as your lawyer, how do you pled," asked the Judge?
Sai: Your honor, you also stole a question mark?
Erik: Her dad act as her lawyer? Wouldn’t Hannah’s record label provide a team of actual lawyers?
Mac: Point Erik.


"Not Guilty, your honor," said Miley.

"How are people on bail," asked the Judge?

"Do to the crime, we ask for remand, your honor," said Connie Rubirosa. (Jack's assistant)
Remus: I think, counselor, you could’ve stated who you were without the use of parenthesis.
Mac: Point Remus.


"Your honor, she is only fifteen, we ask for bail and if the think she might be a flight risk we'll even except a officer to keep an eye on her," said Robby Ray.
Mac: Bailiff, arrest that sentence for not making any sense!

"How do the people feel about the request," asked the Judge?

"People will be alright with that as long as Det. Green is asigned to them, your honor," said Connie.
Sai: Would the courts really assign a homicide detective to protect a suspect?
Mac: Probably not.


"Bail is set at one million dollars," said the Judge.

After Robby Ray writes the check to bail Miley out of jail, they get back to the hotel with Det. Green. (Guess you can say he is now Miley and Hannah's babysitter!)
Mac: Hold up! That is an illegally concealed Author’s Note!

"Miley, Lilly, get ready Hannah goes on in two hours and you saw the traffic," said Robby Ray.
Sai: The traffic in New York is always a killer.
Mac: It’s like Nine-Eye said…New York, home to a million dreams and one parking spot.


"She's still doing the concert," asked Det. Green.

"Hannah said she'd do three nights of concerts here in New York, don't worry we always keep a few extra backstage passes," said Robby Ray.

"They are mostly used when Jackson wants to show off to a girl he likes," said Miley from the other room.
Erik: But wouldn’t that get people suspicious?
Mac: There was a whole episode where people thought Jackson was Hannah’s boyfriend.


Chapter 4

There was a nock at the door, it was Dolly, Jake, and Oliver.

"Lilly called and told me what was going on so I called Jake and Dolly," said Oliver.

"Dolly Parton," said Det. Green as his jaw about hit the ground.
Others: Dolly Parton?
Mac: Yeah…she’s Miley’s godmother on the show.


"Keep your jaw shutboy, I'm here to see my goddaughter," said Dolly.

"Mr. Stewart, good to see you again," said Jake.

"Jake," said Robby Ray.

Miley enters the room as Hannah.

"Are you alright, Miley," asked Jake?

(A/N: He may of been a jerk in the show, but because everyone knows he really cares about Miley, I've made Jake not be a jerk in my story.)
Mac: Another illegal Author’s Note.
Sai: Who is Jake?
Quatre: Oh, I know this one! Jake Ryan, actor extraordinaire who fell in love with Miley but couldn’t handle being a normal kid.


"I'm fine, Jake," said Miley, " I wasn't hurt just put into jail over night."
All: WHEN?
Sai: Call me crazy, but wasn’t she released on bail almost right away?
Erik: Point Sai.


"Still you never know what could of happened," said Jake.

"I was alright, the worst thing that happened is that I had to sleep with this wig on," said Miley.

Lilly enters the room as Lola wearing a short Purple wig.

"So you both wear wigs," asked Det. Green?
Quatre: Come on, you haven’t figured that out yet?
Erik: Ed, this is Lennie. You are smarter than this!


"Well duh, if I didn't wear a wig people back home would figure out Miley is Hannah and good bye normal life," said Lilly.
Mac: Well, at least that sounds like Lilly.

At the D.A.'a Office, Connie and Jack are about to leave when a package shows up, inside was two ticket's to see Hannah Montana.
All: How considerate.

"Looks like Mr. Stewart is thanking was for dropping the identity theif charge, and letting his daughter out on bail," said Connie, "He really believes she didn't do it."

" I think he his right, but I wanted to make sure we could get fingerprints and a D.N.A. sample," said Jack, " Head over to the M.E and see if they got anything."
All: WHAT?
Mac: You arrested and arraigned Miley without any other evidence?
Erik: Idiots.


"Ok," said Connie.

Connie heads to the M.E.'s office to talk to the person handling Rico's body. It was confermed that Miley's prints didn't match the ones on the Knife and the D.N.A. under Rico's fingernails from where he scrached the killer was a close match, but still proved that Miley wasn't the killer, but someone related to her did in fact kill Rico. Connie calls Jack and tells him the news, he tells her to meet him at Haanah's concert.
*Mac screams, falls to the floor. She pops up, hair pulled into a tight bun, smaller, tighter glasses and a long, 19th century dress. She was a schoolmarm—Gertrude, Mac’s Inner Grammar Nazi.*
Gertrude: That, young lady, is one complete run on sentence. That is a no-no. *Smacks ruler against hand*


"Mr. McCoy, you get the tickets," said Robby Ray.

"Yeah thanks, it made it easier to get in," said Jack.

"Where is Miley, we need to talk to her," said Connie.

"She is in her dressing room. If you want to talk about the trail it'll have to wait, she is on in about five minutes," said Robby Ray.
Sai: And we’ll also need to contact a real attorney!
Gertrude: There were so many mistakes. *Continues muttering*


"It will only take a minute," said Jack.

Robby Ray nocks on the door,
Gertrude: K-N-O-C-K. There is a silent “K”!
Erik: Didn’t Mac tell you her theory that jla4186 is not a native English speaker?


Miley invites them all in.

"Miley, we wanted to let you know that all the charges against you have been dropped at this time, but we will have to ask that your dad and brother come to the station after the consert," said Jack.

"Are they suspects, now," asked Dolly?
Erik: Now even Dolly is stealing the question marks!
Sai: Perhaps, though, maybe the question marks are attacking various characters as revenge against being in this fic?
Quatre: Point Sai.


A/N: Yeah Miley was cleared, so who killed Rico? Was it Robby Ray or was it Jackson? Please Review!!!!
Gertrude: Exclamation point abuse! It is horrible!

And as for the comment on the bail in a review, on murder charges one million dollars was cheap then again you normally aren't released at all, turst me I know, part of the resson I wrote this story.
Sai: Wait, so she is a natural born American citizen?
Erik: Or does all of her understanding of American law come from Law and Order?
Remus: And even then she screwed it up.
Erik: Point Remus.
Gertrude: Such horrible spelling!


Chapter 5

"Using D.N.A. found under Rico's finger nails we compared it with Miley's D.N.A. and it was close enough to tell us that the killer is related to Miley, but differant enough to clear Miley of the murder," said Connie.
Sai: Also that there was a Y-chromosome that Miley obviously can’t have.
Erik: Point Sai.


"I'm willing to take a D.N.A. test," said Robby Ray.

"What about you, Jackson," asked Jack.

"No," said Jackson.

"You understand we can force you to with a court order," said Jack.
Sai: Hey, Gertrude, can we have Mac back? I think someone is about to confess.
*Gertrude nods, crumples down and up pops Mackenzie*
Mac: So…what’s up?


"I don't care, that little brat got what he deserved," said Jackson, "You should give this killer a medal and not jail time. Rico always went out of his way to make sure he made everyone have a bad day, and then he was going to expose my sister, I'm glade he's dead, and the only thing that I regrat
Mac: Is the atrocious spelling!

about killing the basterd is that I can't do it, again!"
*There is silence. Then:*
Mac: OH NO SHE DIDN’T! Jackson is a lovable GOOF who, in a way, does have a soft spot for Rico. He is NOT, I repeat, NOT a killer. THIS IS A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION!


"Jackson Stewart, you are under arrest for the murder of Rico," Det. Green said as he started to read Jackson his rights.
Quatre: jla4186, you are under arrest for assassinating the character of one Jackson Rod Stewart.
Remus: Is that his full name?
Mac: Yep.


"We'll meet you at the police station," said Jack.
Sai (Jackson): And bring a real lawyer, Daddy!

"We'll follow you," said Robby Ray, "Dolly, please come with me, you guys stay here."

"Ok, Dad," said Miley.
Erik: I think Miley would want to go down to the station with her brother in support.
Mac: That’s real Miley. This isn’t real Miley.
Erik: Point Mac.


Hannah Montana went on stage while her dad and Dolly went to the police station. They head to the interview room.

"Normally we don't offer a plea deal when we get a confusing but seeing how Miley's secret would be at steak if it went to court we'll offer him, Murder 2, 15 - Life," said Jack.

"Fine, I'll take it, for Miley's sake," said Jackson.
Quatre: Er, Jackson, don’t you want to wait for a lawyer?

"We'll make the arangements for it to be in a closed courtroom so no one but us and the judge will here Jackson's statement," said Connie.

"Thank you for respecting my daughters secret," said Robby Ray.

"She just proves that some people can live a normal life even with all the fame and for that we are glade to honor that secret," said Connie.
Remus: Ahh, the prerequisite “inspirational” quote.
Erik: It sucks.


The nexted day around 10:45 in the morning Jackson is lead into the courtroom by a police officer while in handcuff's. The room was cleared out five minutes before.

Miley, Lilly, Jake, Oliver, Dolly, and Det. Green sat in the seats, while Jack and Connie sat at their table and Robby Ray and Jackson sat at the other table.
Mac: Hey, where are Rico’s parents? He has them.

The Judge dismissed the graud as part of the pled deal stated.

"Jackson Stewart, you have madea deal with the D.A.'s office on the charge of Murder 2," said the Judge.

"Yes, your honor, I have," said Jackson.

"Please tell the court of the crime," ordered the Judge.

"Rico came by my sister's consert the other day, and was going to threating to expose her," said Jackson.

"Your sister, Miley, right," asked the Judge?

"Right, your honor," replided Jackson.
Erik: Is this section hurting any one else?
Mac: Gertrude seems to be crying.


"But the consert you speak of was a Hannah Montana consert," said the Judge.

"My sister is Hannah Montana, Miley choose to hide who she was when she desided to become a singer, she wanted to be normal and do what she loved," said Jackson.

"Is this true," Asked the Judge?

"Yes, your honor, that is why we closed the courtroom to everyone but who is here now," said Jack.
Sai: But wouldn’t that go on the record?
Mac: Maybe the records are going to be sealed?


"I see, continue," said the Judge.

"I pulled Rico outside, asked him what he was doing there. He claimed that hewasgoing to tell the world that she was Miley. I knew Rico would never stop black mailing her so I hit the bastered. I know Rico from back home, he never gives up, so when I saw the knife in the garbage can I picked it up and stabed him to make sure he couldn't ever hurt anyone again," said Jackson.
*All hit their heads on the back of the chairs.*

"Are the people satisfied," asked the Judge?

"Yes, your honor," said Jack.

"Then in agreement with the Plea Deal, I sentence you to Life in prison, at a Junior Detention Center till your 18th birthday, at which time you will be sent to Rikers," said the Judge.
Erik: Would he be sent to Rikers?
Mac: No. Rikers only holds criminals who are currently on trial. He would be sent upstate to either Attica or Ossining.
Erik: She just recognizes Rikers from the show.
Mac: Yes.


Jackson hugged his dad and then Miley, who still couldn't believe he killed Rico to protect her secret, then he is taken away by a police officer.
Mac: The end.
Erik: The end?
Mac: Yep.
Erik: Wow.
Remus: Worst. Law and Order. Episode. Ever.
Mac: That’s okay. We’re going to call on the ghost of Lennie Briscoe to haunt this author.
Quatre: Sounds good. Let’s go!
*Everyone leaves*


They made it back to their room. Voldemort was not there so Remus sent down a message with a house elf. The Dark Lord appeared shortly. “You are finished?” he asked, surprised.

“It was so short, we decided to do it all in one go,” Mackenzie explained. “Though I do think Gertrude would’ve preferred not to have done that.”

“Gertrude?” Voldemort asked.

“She’s Mac’s inner Grammar Nazi,” Sai explained.

Quatre shuddered. “She’s scary,” he added.

“Right, then, let us check the point standing,” Voldemort said, regarding the giant hour glasses. “In last place we have young Quatre with one point.”

Everyone clapped. “You gave it your best,” Sai comforted.

“In fourth place, with two points, is Remus,” Voldemort said. More clapping. “In third, with three is Erik.” The Phantom of the Opera merely raised his hand in acknowledgment. “Second is Sai with four points, meaning that, once again, Mackenzie wins with five points.

“What is your wish?”

“My wish?” Mackenzie asked, thinking. “I know! I wish we had our own television set. Watching with the other Death Eaters is annoying and they never want to watch what we want.”

Voldemort sighed. He didn’t approve of the muggle device and was quite upset that his followers were addicted to the silly thing. But a promise was a promise. “Done. Anything added?”

“Cable?”

“Fine.”

“Thank you,” Mackenzie said. Voldemort nodded and waved his hand. The hour glasses were reset to zero and a television appeared in the corner.

“Until the next time,” he said, bowing. After his departure, his prisoners attacked the TV.

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