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MST- ‘Love at First Sight’; A Mighty Boosh Sue.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2008, 11:28 PM (572 Views)
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Title:MST- ‘Love at First Sight’
Author:Siany-T
Rating:T
Genre: Parody, comedy
Text it is based on: ‘Love at First Sight’ by 'babycosmo-angelface'
Characters: Me, Captian Jack H, Susan Pensive, Naboo the Enigma (hereafter known as 'the team'), Jadis, The Boosh Boys, 'Calypso' the Star-Sue
Summary: Sian learns to becareful what you wish for...
Warnings:bad language with the vowels changed to *s, a naked SueStar


Reveiw Here

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Sian sat at home reading yet another repetitive Mary-Sue.

“I’m so bored, there’s no good fanfiction anymore and I have nothing to do in these stupid summer holidays. I wish there was something.” She though this fatal though and suddenly there was a flash of light and she landed heavily on the floor of a theatre. She stood up, tossed her hair off her face then groaned as she saw the other figures in the room. “This can’t be happening.”

The screen over the theatre stage lit up and a face appeared on it. Sian groaned again. The figure on the screen was that of the White Witch, Jadis.

“Can it not? Because it seems it is.”

“I thought you were dead.” Sian blurted out after a moments pause. Jadis almost looked sad as she said “Well yes, but being dead is so boring and since that brat Caspian didn’t bring me back, well I’ve had nothing to do.”

Sian’s brow furrowed in confusion “that doesn’t explain why I am here, in this room, with Susan Pensive and Naboo the bloody Enigma,” she pretty much screamed, this was not how she want to spend her holidays.

Susan said suddenly, "wait, you’re the White Witch. Why have you got me here? Peter, Edmund and Lucy will be so worried."

Jadis hook her head, "oh don’t worry about that dear. When, if, you return it will be like no time has past. Surely you of all people would understand that, after your little adventure in Narnia." As she was saying that Jadis was getting angry. Jadis stopped to compose herself. "As to why you are here, well you’ll find out why when our final ‘guest’ arrives."

Right at that moment another figure fell from the thin air, his army greatcoat flipping over his head as he fell. Sian, Susan and Naboo, who had been surprisingly silent Sian, thought until she saw the joint in his hand, turned to see who it was.

Sian gasped and exclaimed, “Oh come on, Captian Jack Harkness?”

Jack stood up and looked round wildly, then spotting Susan and Sian immediately walked over with his usual cocky swagger.

“Hello, I believe you know my name?” he said, with his classic grin.

Sian blushed, “yer, it’s a long story. I’ll explain later, right now I want to hear why exactly we are here.”

“That is something I would like to know as well,” Jack said as Sian pointed to the screen behind her then turned to face it herself.

Jadis smiled, one of her ‘trust me’ type smiles, “now all my ‘guests’ are here I’ll explain. As I said, it was dreadfully boring being dead.”

Jack muttered, “Luckily it doesn’t bother me, although not dying is also annoying.”

Jadis ignored him and carried on as though he had never spoke, “well I decided to find something to do and then I learnt about this world of MSTing.”

Sian looked horrified as she mentioned MSTing, “oh no, not that please.”

Jadis again ignored the interruption, “so I gathered you here to be my little MSTers and to laugh at your pain.”

Sian shook her head, this couldn’t be happening. “Why me? And I didn’t think torture was your style?”

Jadis smiled again, “be careful what you wish for. And it’s not, but I’m dead I can hardly do things the way I used to, besides I met two men here who are quiet evil and who taught me this way of having fun.”

Voldemort and Morgoth appeared on the screen beside Jadis.

Sian gasped, and shook her head, “oh brilliant, and what about those of them who don’t know what MSTing is?”

Jadis smiled once again, “the others will understand when they start reading, do not worry. Now less talking and more MSTing, your first story is called ‘Love at First Sight’ and it’s by ‘babycosmo-angelface’. Now begin.”

Jack’s brain clicked over to what he saw as most important, “wait, what do we do after this ‘MSTing’?”

Jadis pointed towards the back of the theatre, “oh there’s a door at the back which will be locked until the end of each chapter, there’s some bedrooms and such through there.”

Saying that Jadis, Voldemort and Morgoth disappeared to be replaced by a story.



hi, it's me again.
Sian: Again? So you’ve ruined this before have you?
Susan: Try and stay calm, it’s only the first line after all.

I'm back with a new fanfic. i fell in love with the mighty boosh when BBC showed series three on TV (that's pretty recent).

Susan: What happened to capital letters? There are at least 3 mistakes and I’m sure ‘series three’ should be capitalized as well.

anyway, this is a fall-in-love story with a twist.
Jack: What? There is no Sue? I’d like to believe you *checks name* erm..
Sian: Let’s just call her Babs.
Jack: Okay. I’d like to believe you Babs, but it’s not boding well for you yet.


I'm parodying stardust (well, some of it) for this (love the movie, never read the novel) and it's not Vince that falls in love with calypso, it's a certain shaman that will remain nameless. (yeah, it's naboo)
Naboo: Me? Why me?
Sian: Your played Noel Feilding’s brother so therefore share his hotness factor. Oh and Babs why say they will remain nameless and then tell us who?
Susan: Those poor capital letters have gone missing again.


Disclaimer: why do i have to write on of these stupid things?!
ALL: YES!
Susan: It’s only polite


(coughs) i do not own the mighty bosh,
Sian: bosh? What’s The Mighty Bosh?
Naboo: I think she means Boosh.


blah blah blah (shame cos i want to own vince and naboo, my two fave characters of all time!)
Jack (as Babs) : Cause like they are like so hawt!!!1!!!1!1

1. The fallen star

Sian (singing): Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket never let it fade away.

The sky is dark and there are stars in the sky. One particular star named calypso was shining bright.
Susan: I pity those lost capital letters, they have lost so many.
*All light candles for the lost capital letters*


As she watched over the nabootique, she watched as everybody left. She felt sad. She had wanted to be there to bounce on the bouncy castle.
Naboo: I didn’t really want to go on it you know, Vince made me.
Everyone else: Aww.


For some time, calypso had been watching them. She wanted to know what the world down below was like.
Jack: You know, I almost understand that, but then I can see what it’s like, or at least I used to.
Sian: Wow, annoyed at the Doctor are we?
*Jack-blank look*


Meanwhile down in the nabootique…
“hey, Howard, I’m off to bed.”
“what? I though you were going to help me tidy up?”
Naboo (as Vince): Ye but I’m Vince Noir, I don’t tidy up.
Sian: That’s true, he’s too cool to tidy up.


Vince feigned a yawn.
“nah, I’m tired.”

Susan: I think the capital letters may have deserted this fiction completely.

Back in the sky…
Calypso sighed. Then something came hurtling at her and hit her is the side.
“ow! What the f*ck?!”
Then she felt herself fall, aiming to the ground.
Jack: Erm, Babs dear, if your fall from the sky you generally do head for the ground.

Inside the shop…
BANG!
“what the hell was that?”
“I’ll go look, naboo.”
Naboo: Ye ‘cause I can’t look for myself.

Howard and Vince run out of the shop to find a smouldering crater.
“what the hell?!”
Susan (Howard): It’s a girl who fell from the sky and had to aim for the ground. Lets run away before we catch the stupid.
*Sian looks impressed*


Once the smoke cleared, Howard and Vince spy a girl with blonde hair lying in the middle of the wreckage. For some reason, she was also naked.
All: Of course she was!

“what is it, you guys?”
Naboo and bollo appear at the door.
Sian: No Naboo, run. Run fast.

“it’s a girl,”
“what?”
“and she’s naked,”
Naboo: You do know I’m not blind?
Sian: I think you supposed to be unable to see inside the crater.
Naboo: Oh.


“is she dead?”
“dunno.”
Jack (as Naboo): Well have you checked?
Naboo (as Vince): Checked?
Sian (as Howard): Didn’t think of that.


Then she sat up.
“where am I?”
“you’re in front of the nabootique, naked and sitting in a crater.”
*All laugh*
Sian: That’s typical Vince, be completely straight and not quiet get that she didn’t mean it quiet that detailed. Oh and that she could probably tell the last two points.


“Vince! Excuse my friend. Who are you? How’d you get here? Why are you naked?”
Calypso looked up. Then a smile cracks on her face.
Susan: I’m sure that has to hurt.

“my name is calypso and I fell from the sky. I’m an evening star and I have no f*cking idea why I’m naked!”
Sian: It’s because you’re a Sue and therefore will have silly things, like being naked, happen to you so that everyone likes you and falls in love with you.

The calypso shivers.
“well? I’m bloody freezing my t*ts off!”
Naboo: Leave her there, she might freeze to death.
Sian: We should be so lucky.


Soon…
“so, you are an evening star that got knocked out of the sky and crashlanded in front of the shop.”
Sian: There we go, Suethors tend to repeat themselves unnecessarily.
Naboo: Oh and they don’t make it clear who was talking.
Sian: That too.


Calypso nodded, then took a sip of the potion naboo made for her.
“hey, naboo, can we take her up to London to buy clothes tomorrow?”
Naboo: Since when did I turn into their father?

“do whatever you damn like, I’m getting high,” naboo said before shutting himself in his room.
“oh, sh"t!”
“what?”
Jack (as Howard): I just realized we let a Sue into our midst.
Susan (as Vince): Ahh get it out!
Sian: You’re learning fast Susan.


“where’s calypso going to sleep tonight?”
“I’ll go ask naboo,” calypso said nonchalantly, walking up to the shaman’s bedroom and knocking.
Susan: Oh no, I just realized more capital letters have been lost
*Lights more candles in memorial*


“hey,”
“hey. Where am I supposed to sleep?”
“in Vince’s double bed of course.”
All: OF COURSE SHE IS!

“ok.”
Then she turns back to Vince.
“Vince, I’m sleeping in your double bed, ‘Kay?”
Jack (as Vince): No, you can sleep outside. I’m not sharing a bed with you.

Inside naboo’s bedroom…

“naboo?”
Naboo was standing at his bedroom window, smoking a joint. Usually the room would be full of smoke, but tonight, howether, was different.
Sian: Howether? Interesting.
Naboo: How can you smoke a joint and not fill the room with smoke?


“Naboo?”
Naboo turned at the sound of his name.
“what’s wrong? The room is not smoky.”
“huh? Oh, it’s nothing.”
“it’s her, isn’t it?”
Sian: Wait who’s been saying the last few lines? Was Naboo saying that there wasn’t a problem as the room wasn’t smoky or was it Bollo or Vince or Howard commenting that this meant there was a problem?

“who?”
“calypso.”
There was a slight pause.
“bollo, I think I’m in love.”
Naboo: Ye because I’d fall in love with some strange, naked girl who fell from the sky. Honestly I’m not Vince. Anyway can we go?
Sian: After the Author’s Note at the end.


lol, i kinda like the way i left it hanging like that! 'bollo, i think i'm in love'!
Susan: One, that wasn’t a cliffhanger as such. Two, you just killed another 5 capital letters.

i actually cracked up laughing at this
Jack: Because bad grammar is so funny.
Naboo: And so is making me all in love with some woman I have no idea about.
All: NOT!


and the episode party (this fanfic is set after that episode, fyi)
Sian: I never would have guessed, I mean you mentioned the bouncy castle that appears in so many episodes. *boredly* Not.

see you next time for chapter 2: London Town, where vince and calypso run around london and causing chaos! Bye!
All: BYE!
Sian: You shan’t be missed.
Naboo: Can we go now?
Sian: Yes

*all leave*





They all walked out the door at the back and found some quiet pleasant bedrooms and a kitchen. There was also a small living room with a TV in which Jadis was now looking out with a smile on her face. “Those two were right, it is rather fun. The four of you did quiet well on the first chapter; we shall see how you cope with more.”

Jadis then disappeared and everyone decided it was time for a nap.

Jack shook his head, “that was an ominous threat; I just wish I still had my gun.”

Sian scowled, “why? You can’t die anyway.”

Jack shook his head, “ I wasn’t think of me.”
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
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