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Violation of the Evenstar: the Reviews; Talk about the horror here
Topic Started: Aug 23 2008, 04:01 PM (1,056 Views)
jules14
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Read the MST here.
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AraionaDuBois
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Brilliant MST for a horrible fic, Jules. :) At the end there, when everyone went 'ello! as the orcs, I had a strange impression of Monty Python style orcs... ah, bless. :)
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Refia
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When reading these things, Jules, I'm reminded of 2 things. One: how great you are with writing MSTs and two: how aweful some fanfics can get. *sigh*

VotE IS BAD! But I have to say, Jules, no offence, that I wouldn't call it Celebrian II. Celebrian has no equal in its pure horror and VOTE, while goddamn aweful, did not come even close to making me utterly sick like Celebrian did. Celebrian is... well... Proof that evolution BACKWARDS is possible. No civilized, evolved human being could ever write such horror. VOTE simply reminds me how disgusting some civilized, evolved humans can get.

Seriously, the writer of this fic needs help. Serious help.
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Fishpaste
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MAGLOR (indignantly): Elves reach adulthood at age fifty. Over a thousand is
NOT young for an elf.

Do they? Everyone gives me diferent answers when I ask.

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CHESTERFIELD: Vile hunters? Celegorm? Curufin? Huan?
MAGLOR (irritably): He meant orcs, you insufferable moron.
CHESTERFIELD: What the...hey, who are you calling vile, Daguy?!

And Chesterfield, you just called Maglors brothers vile! :D

I think this has to be my fave MST of yours jules, it was the first one I read.
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Mathonwy
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I'll second Araiona - a beautiful MSTing of a deeply horrible story. I tend to avoid flaming badficcers as (1) they're misguided fangirls who'll grow out of it eventually, and (2) they've given me so much innocent pleasure over the years. But the likes of this and Celebrian are a different matter - there is no excuse for rapefic, in any context. Growl. *Cracks knuckles and approaches Daguy in menacing manner* :angry:

But I loved this treatment - in particular, since you mentioned it I've been unable to stop thinking about the Tolkien clan as the Addams Family. Right now I'm picturing CS Lewis as Cousin Itt. Tough one to get out of your head ...
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Siany-T
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Eep, that story is wrong on many levels but people are right, it's not as bad as Celebrian. Love your MST though.
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jules14
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Refia: You're right. This is not nearly as bad as "Celebrian"; I was exaggerating a bit. The whole premise just reminded me of "Celebrian".

Fishpaste: I'm not too sure of elf adulthood myself. I think I remember reading somewhere that elves mature in body by age fifty and mature in mind by age one hundred, but I don't know if that's right. Either way, Daguy has it wrong, because at one thousand, Arwen would have grown up completely and would therefore be too intelligent to go riding around in Middle-earth alone and unarmed, not to mention perceptive enough to realize that just because you don't see danger for a few miles doesn't mean it's not there. I think it was Arwen's blatant stupidity in this fic that outraged me the most. On the other hand, this is your favorite MST? I'm glad; it was relatively easy to do.

Araiona and Mathonwy: Thank you. If only the orcs were Monty Python orcs, we wouldn't have to sit through the ensuing gang-rape scene.
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Mathonwy
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Heavens! There's so much detail I'd forgotten here. Orc foreplay. Arwen's clam. And of course ...

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and started lightly sucking on his head, still staring vacantly at nothing.

MAGLOR: Wait...WHAT?!
BORIS: What the hell is going on?
CHESTERFIELD (as Arwen): Ah, well; I might as well relax and enjoy it.


... the final transition to Pornstar!Arwen. Aaargh! A truly brainless fic ... :wacko:
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jules14
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That's another thing that really made me furious about this fic--Arwen's sudden transformation into a porn star. Of course the orc foreplay was unrealistic too.
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He sped up, grunting and the warmth and tightness he was fucking, she was so
soft inside he almost liked it more than the feel of her pussy.

TUMNUS (sneer): At this point, Daguy sprayed semen all over his keyboard,
and so the story had to be abandoned before it was finished...our sincerest
apologies.

Yup, got it in one. Ladies and gentlemen - this marks the conclusion of Course 101: How not to write a sensitively-observed treatment of rape. Eww! And before I forget ...

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something thick, blunt and hot was placed at her entrance.

TUMNUS: An electric torch?
*everyone stares at him incredulously*

Hee!
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Siany-T
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It's offical, Daguy is writing their own wet dreams, and using them for his own pleasure. It's just so wrong.
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Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
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David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
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