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Topic Started: Sep 24 2008, 06:51 AM (3,497 Views)
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I don't know, optimism has worked for me so far.

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You know, I wonder if any kid really goes out to play anymore. They're all indoors watching telly, on the computer, or playing video games. It's a shame, really

Oi! I spend a healthy amount of time getting filthy in the woods with my sister!
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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AraionaDuBois
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Well, there are exceptions, HATI. :) How many of your classmates actually stay outside though? Growing up, mum had to stand on the deck and shout at the top of her lungs to get us to come inside. Even then, it'd take another half-hour for us to come wandering in. She'd never let us in right away, too. We'd have to stand on the deck while she pulled out the hose cos she wasn't having us trampling through the house covered in mud! :lol: Ah, memories...

By the by, you've got a PM from me. :) I'm working on *it* right now and I lost what you sent me. :(
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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I remember a time when I was only allowed to use the Internet for short periods of time, 'cause it was dial up and cost us for every moment on it. I was only allowed an hour on it for homework. Oh and I play outside, I love it out there. I love being different too!


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Jareth: You think? You’re the author!

You think she knows what going to happen in this stupid story?

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The whole 'A mentally disturbed girl falls into Middle Earth.' thing made me laugh my ass off.

Hey, metal disturbedness is nothign to laugh at!

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Quatre: Well, normal for Middle-earth. It probably won’t help when you go back to Earth.
Mac: She’s Elrond’s twu wuv. She ain’t going back.

Plus Earth don't want her back, it was celebrating her departure.

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when I popped the question…no not that question.

Thank the Lord!

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at the love of his life. More correctly the second love of my life…

Random PoV change.

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Other elves will not see it the way that I do and think I have betrayed my first wife.”
Mac: I think Celebrian will think so too. Man, is she going to be pissed when you get to Valinor!

I'd love to see that conversation.

Celebrian: Elrond, why were you and many young, teenage girls getting together in my absence? And why were you accepting other girls as your new daughter?
Elrond: I have no idea what you are refering to.

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From the beginning you reminded me so much of my late wife

I hoped you would also leave my life.

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“I’m coming Elrond – keep your pants on!”

Please!

Great MST, horrible story.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


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John: Sorry.
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SAM: (babbling) ... and it's great I'm really happy and my immortal boyfriend is so hot and I've made lots of friends with elves and hobbits and we live in a beautiful palace in the mountains and ...

THERAPIST: Uh, yeah. Good. Right. *scribbles on notepad, "increase dosage to 40 mg"*


:lol:

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"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
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A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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“Lady Samantha, we meet again!” I look over as Elladan and Elrohir rushes over to me.
Gertrude: RUSH! There are two of them so the verb has to agree.

To be fair, EllandanandElrohir are such an inseparable double act that the rule for collective nouns probably applies here. It seems impossible to split the two up in badfic - they're like some crazy comedy double act, only their material isn't good enough.

And what is it with these constant, pointless POV shifts? Is this the 'new way of writing' that krillball6 keeps informing us about with breathless excitement? Consider me underwhelmed - as an artistic innovation, it's not really up there with cubism or atonal composition ...
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MackenzieW
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To be fair, EllandanandElrohir are such an inseparable double act that the rule for collective nouns probably applies here. It seems impossible to split the two up in badfic - they're like some crazy comedy double act, only their material isn't good enough.


Fair enough.

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And what is it with these constant, pointless POV shifts? Is this the 'new way of writing' that krillball6 keeps informing us about with breathless excitement?


No, the constant pointless POV shifts have been in the story since the beginning. And honestly, I don't know what this "new way of writing" really is.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Siany-T
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Urg, this story is getting worse, but as usual your MST is great.

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Mac: I think it’s starting to work. Halloween Movie Party, here we come!
Jareth: Shh! You know he can hear us in here!

Ye and we all have our costumes ready!

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all the kids are in this chapter but not for that long…sorry hun

Well lucky them.

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I think I may cry too.

And me, but for a totally different reason.

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Erik: Here’s the thing, guys, not everyone in that room is going to be that dense. They are going to put two and two together soon enough.
Mac: And gossip travels faster than the speed of light.

And, reduntant joke but still, THE MAIDS KNOW EVERYTHING!

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Still I wish that they would judge me on my character, not my race.

What character? Your a genetic Sue!

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Damn him and his sexy voice – damn him!

Elrond? Sexy voice? Does not compute.

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“Lady Samantha, we meet again!”

For the last time! I wish.

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“Hello my Lady,” She smiles and bows her head slightly.

Sam smiles back at her, “Hello Arwen, how are you doing?”

Oh ye 'cause Arwen is all polite and the Sue isn't, nice.

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Mac: Didn’t krillball say she had “tones” (sic) of Tolkien books at the end of the last chapter?
Octavius: Yes.
Mac: You’d think she’d have picked up some Sindarin from it. I mean, those two did.

Ye I mean other Suethor's pick words up, that's why you get random Sidarin in the story.

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Surrounding Sam is a cloud of black, it follows her wherever she goes or wherever she moves.
Quatre: I think Elrond’s had his eyes opened!
Mac: He can see the Sueness!

Wow, that is the best description of Sueness ever! And Elrond can see it, praise the Lord!

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Sam is not evil.

No she is a genetic Sue, they are beyond evil.

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There must be an evil presence following her around - a powerful one.
All: THE SUETHOR!

*Comic Book Guy* Best line. EVER!

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Mac: You really hate her, don’t you?
Remus: Yes. I do.

And that, Remus, is why you are the best.

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“Don’t you follow me! Not now, not ever! I’m leaving tonight”
All: YAY!

Sadly I refuse to get my hopes up, they will probably only get dashed.

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I will go back to her once again.
Quatre: NOOOOO!
*Mac goes over to the doors.*
Mac: Voldemort, you better let these doors open and let Quatre out or you’ll be short another sporker!
*Doors open as Quatre runs through. Doors close as others try to escape as well.*

I share his pain, that stupid evil twin!

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For some reason I know that this cut will be the most important of my life…

Please say it's because it's the one that finally kills her. That would be brilliant.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


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Yay! New Chappie!

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Currently we’re off to the side, just looking at everyone dancing – it’s a little early for that I think.
Sai: Too early for dancing? What?


Well... if it's the euphemism for dancing... *shudder* Forget I said that. Though, I do have an image of the Doctor trying to resonate concrete for some reason...

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Erik: Wow, way to be judgmental on your own species! What about all those green-people, and not just the people who do it because it’s “cool”? The ones who really want to make the world a better place to live? Like Mac—I’ve seen her old Big Help pictures!
Mac: There are pictures? WHERE?


Pictures? Now you've opened a can, Mac. Care to share? ;)

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Jareth: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.


You don't know what you got till it's gone.... great, now that'll be in my head for a week.

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Mac: And suffering from The Stupid.


I'm working on a pill for that. The FDA has yet to approve it though. :(

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If I could rhyme, I’d so adjust “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” to fit Sam. Oh, and Point Octavius


Best. Line. Ever. Just cos How the Grinch Stole Christmas is the greatest Christmas movie ever. :)


Horrid fic, great MST :) You're amazing, but I've told you that many times already!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Wow, that is the best description of Sueness ever!


Told you!

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*Comic Book Guy* Best line. EVER!


Thanks!

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Please say it's because it's the one that finally kills her. That would be brilliant.


Yeah, I wish but it gets...more stupid...from here on out. We still contend she's dead.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Siany-T
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MackenzieW,Oct 15 2008
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Wow, that is the best description of Sueness ever!


Told you!

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*Comic Book Guy* Best line. EVER!


Thanks!

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Please say it's because it's the one that finally kills her. That would be brilliant.


Yeah, I wish but it gets...more stupid...from here on out. We still contend she's dead.

You were so right, it's a perfect description a Sueness.

And it is, I am going to have that in my head for ages.


More stupid? It can get more stupid? Now I'm worried.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


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MackenzieW
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Yeah, start taking bets on who ELSE is in love with Sam. Go ahead.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies!

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I'm on Book Country!
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AraionaDuBois
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oh God, you're kidding me.

Let me guess: Arwen has this mad lesbian crush on Sam and wants to sex her up. (Oh Lord... did I just say that? I need a beer)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Siany-T
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Oh thanks Aria, now I need Retcon *goes to find some*

Oh and I bet... a weird love affair with her evil twin, or Legolas turns up on one of those visits he always goes on to Rivendell.

Oops first one was nearly as bad as Aria's.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


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Glad to be of service... sorry, my 'bad fangirl' brain is on right now cos I'm working on my entry for the October competition...:) I started it this past weekend and have already had half a bottle of VO while writing it...

Lol, see you're just as bad!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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Pictures? Now you've opened a can, Mac. Care to share?


I would be it would take too much effort: I'd have to dig through boxes of pictures, scan them on my dad's computer, etc.

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Best. Line. Ever.


Thank you.

And you guys have some weird options, all of which could be viable. However, Sian is close with the evil twin.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies!

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I'm on Book Country!
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