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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 20 2008, 10:04 PM Post #271 |
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Unknown fact: the Nazgul wear the hoods cos they've got terrible acne. Tim: Oi! Thanks for telling them! Ari: You're welcome!
Tim: Woah.... how drunk was I to forget going there? Ari: You didn't go there, Tim. This Suethor is lying. Tim: Oh thank Melkor...I almost thought about giving up drinking.
Sauron: I loved venison sessions! We used to plan wars around big piles of deer meat. Melkor came up with the name after having way too many bottles of wine and ale. Wait... how did she actually know the name of my meetings? Tim: I'm not sure. Whens the next venison session? I could go for some jerky. Sauron: Well whens the next time we go to war? Tim: the Dagor Dagorath Sauron: ....... Ari: No! It is not end of the world time! Don't you even think about it! Sauron and Tim: Yes ma'am.
Oh. My. God. The Nazgul are trying to use each other to fly now... If I have to set one more undead broken bone.... ohh...poor Bert. That looked like it hurt...
Tim: you're right I'm pissed! Well, I'm always pissed. Way too many bottles of ale for me... Ari: I think Erik means 'pissed' as in the other form. Anger? Tim: .... yeah! That too! Bloody Sue! Can I kill her yet?
Woah... ever have a moment where you read something and think your sloshed up your arse? That line totally made me feel drunk. Tim: I can give you some of my beer if you'd like. Ari: Keep your undead brew away from me!
The glory! The excitement! Come see a famous battle told in an un-famous like style! It's brilliant! Sauron: Ari! Shut up! I'm trying to read the horrible story!
*moment of silence* Sauron: *whispers to Tim*: Why are we being silent? Tim: For Haldir. Sauron: Who the hell is Haldir? Ari: Oi, you two knock it off!
Can Aragorn avenge Haldir now then? Please? Sauron: Sodding heir of Isildur... Ari: oh shut up. Stop your moaning.
Tim: Well there was that one time... Ari: WHAT?! Tim: It was a dare! A DARE! Barny bet me five that I wouldn't drink the blood of a human. Ari: And you listened to him?! Tim: It was really warm... Ari: I don't want to know this. Congrats Mac. Hope you lot have fun in New England! Brilliant MST. Glad its now dead. Sauron: One freaky chick...I'll tell you that. Tim: Sauron? Promise me you're not getting anymore Nazgul. Sauron: Nope. Not after that. Tim and Ari: Good. |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 20 2008, 11:15 PM Post #272 |
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Oh, I could see that.
Well, we can't have sober Nazgul.
:lol: I still don't what the author really meant by that, though...
Hey you lot, knock it off! Don't make me send Schizo Sue after you!
Sure, along with Totally Alive!Haldir who would like to take this time to say he's totally not dead and still very much alive. Thanks for all your reviews! I'm working on "A Demon's Love" now and I hope to have a bit of a preview up soon. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Siany-T | Oct 20 2008, 11:20 PM Post #273 |
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Finally it's over! Stupid story. Though your MST was brilliant Mac.
Yep we do. And I will happily.
Strange thing to do before a battle. Oh wait a spelling mistake. A very strange one...
And keep Theoden away from her, she's attracted to the powerful ones!
Ringwraith: Finally the stupid Sue has got off me and stopped using me as a Fell Beast. Wait since when could I fly?
Aragorn: You're not attracted to her? Legolas: No, I'm only a prince. Seems to have saved me. Aragorn: Well I'm glad I'm not King yet, take her down!
I think it's acceptable to use the insulting version for the Sue.
Dear PJ, we want Glorfindel and Haldir didn't die at Helm's Deep. He wasn't even there. Love Tolkien's fans.
I mean, it's not like he raped you or anything. Like you think Elrond did.
Ahh Suethors and non-desript battles. How typical.
Dearie, your mental has been shining through non stop.
Dear PJ, I didn't die at Helm's Deep. Please go back and change this in your movie as I wasn't even at Helm's Deep. Just put the scene with me at Lothlorien back in the normal version of Fellowship, it would be better. Love Haldir.
She turned into Darth Vader! Bitch.
Aragorn, thank you for saving us from an overly long and weird description of how Schizo Sue kills Haldir. This one was bad enough.
*Lights a candle* For Haldir and for canon.
Ringwraith: Hey lady, get off my back and find a Fell Beast to ride instead. Enjoy the holiday! |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 20 2008, 11:59 PM Post #274 |
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But he's old...oh wait, never mind. Schizo Sue likes 'em that way.
Oh, Ari, I think the Ringwraithes have graduated from alcohol to opiates.
Good point, Siany.
And it's not like she had even met Haldir in Rivendell or heard about him from Sauron.
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 12:58 AM Post #275 |
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Then I'm having them drunk call you at 3 in the morning. :lol: Granted, being drunk with the Nazgul is pretty fun. The stories they can tell you about Sauron...
Yeah, and even if Sauron had this sort of object (not unlike a Palantíri), according to our Suethor, Sauron would know that things were not going to end up in the plus side for him, if you know what I mean. If I was Sauron and I had a 'vision session' and saw I was going up merde crick without a paddle, I'd pack it in and head to Valinor going 'sorry, sorry, you can throw me into the Void now. I'm done with play time.' Sauron: Oi bollocks to that! Ari: Yes, but I was using it as an example. I'm not you, thank God. Sauron: Thank Melkor. Wouldn't want to be you either.
Tim: Sorry Mac... *looks at shoes, or what should be shoes* Ari: Man, wish I had that respect. Tim: We like her better. Ari: Say that again and you can live on the street.
Sigh... that's all I need. druggies and drunks living in my house. |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 21 2008, 01:10 AM Post #276 |
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Well, it can't be as weird as that call from Austria last year...
I wondered why Sauron in this would still fight the battle knowing he would lose half his forces.
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 01:23 AM Post #277 |
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Oo... you're going to have to explain now, you know. Yeah, that'd be kinda stupid. If I were Sauron, I'd go 'okay! New plan! First: find the sodding heir of Isildur and shoot on sight. Second: find my damn ring. Third: All forces to Minas Tirith, NOW! Sauron: You know.... that would have been a good idea. Ari: Oh boy, hell has frozen over. You're actually agreeing with me. Sauron: I can agree with you but I don't have to like you. I am so close to kicking them out of the house... do you want them? |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 21 2008, 01:33 AM Post #278 |
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Last year, around this time, I was asleep in my dorm room--trying to get a good night's rest before my 9:30 AM--when my cell phone rang. Now, later that day, I was doing a phone interview with Disney for a possible internship down in WDW (I didn't get it. ) so I was irrational and thought it might be them. I looked at the phone and there were 11 numbers. I picked up and some man speaking an odd language started to talk. I hung up. Later, I checked the number and compared the first number with international area codes--it was Austria.
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 01:36 AM Post #279 |
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oh Lord. He REALLY wrong dialled! Sorry that you didn't get that internship. (Know thats a little late and all but...) |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 21 2008, 01:44 AM Post #280 |
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I know. I wonder if he realized why. And thanks. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 01:46 AM Post #281 |
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Maybe he drunk dialled. |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Oct 21 2008, 04:36 AM Post #282 |
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It was 4 AM here. A bit early for the five o'clock whistle, even in Austria. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 11:40 AM Post #283 |
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Hahahaha, maybe he started early. :lol:
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| Siany-T | Oct 21 2008, 09:24 PM Post #284 |
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I'll have them! |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Oct 21 2008, 10:03 PM Post #285 |
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Hahahaha! Boris is still with Jules, so I'm down to eight. Would you like them all or just a few? |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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) so I was irrational and thought it might be them. I looked at the phone and there were 11 numbers. I picked up and some man speaking an odd language started to talk. I hung up. Later, I checked the number and compared the first number with international area codes--it was Austria.

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