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Topic Started: Sep 24 2008, 06:51 AM (3,490 Views)
AraionaDuBois
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Yay! The final chapter! :)

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The orcs are just behind me, ready to move at my orders. In front of me I see my love Sauron. My hood is thrown over my head, so like the other Nazgûl no one can see my face.
Mac: I’m sure the Nazgul wear the robes because they are living dead.


Unknown fact: the Nazgul wear the hoods cos they've got terrible acne.
Tim: Oi! Thanks for telling them!
Ari: You're welcome!

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I lift it slightly to smile at my love and bow my head – I am doing this for him. Our army is traveling to Helm’s Deep.


Tim: Woah.... how drunk was I to forget going there?
Ari: You didn't go there, Tim. This Suethor is lying.
Tim: Oh thank Melkor...I almost thought about giving up drinking.

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Sauron and I had a venison session yesterday to help see our outcome.


Sauron: I loved venison sessions! We used to plan wars around big piles of deer meat. Melkor came up with the name after having way too many bottles of wine and ale. Wait... how did she actually know the name of my meetings?
Tim: I'm not sure. Whens the next venison session? I could go for some jerky.
Sauron: Well whens the next time we go to war?
Tim: the Dagor Dagorath
Sauron: .......
Ari: No! It is not end of the world time! Don't you even think about it!
Sauron and Tim: Yes ma'am.

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Pulling on the ropes wrapped around my wrists, my Ringwraith flew higher into the sky.


Oh. My. God. The Nazgul are trying to use each other to fly now... If I have to set one more undead broken bone.... ohh...poor Bert. That looked like it hurt...

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I have seen the look the King of the Nazgûl has been giving me. He is threatened; no longer does he sit upon his thrown alone.
Erik: I’d imagine Tim would be pissed.


Tim: you're right I'm pissed! Well, I'm always pissed. Way too many bottles of ale for me...
Ari: I think Erik means 'pissed' as in the other form. Anger?
Tim: .... yeah! That too! Bloody Sue! Can I kill her yet?

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My ears pick up the noises of an arrow being fired and I catch it before it pierces my heart, I snap the wood in two as if it were an arrow.
Quatre: I thought it was an arrow.


Woah... ever have a moment where you read something and think your sloshed up your arse? That line totally made me feel drunk.
Tim: I can give you some of my beer if you'd like.
Ari: Keep your undead brew away from me!

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I take out my bow and arrow and stand back, letting the arrows fly. For the first hour or so it proceeds as only a battle could. Then our warriors come with a bomb to break their wall, turning the battle in our favor for a while.
Sai: Once again, someone else who makes a battle scene absolutely boring.


The glory! The excitement! Come see a famous battle told in an un-famous like style! It's brilliant!
Sauron: Ari! Shut up! I'm trying to read the horrible story!

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Mac: And so passes Haldir, Marchwarden of Lorien.
Erik: We shall take a moment.
*Complete silence.*


*moment of silence*
Sauron: *whispers to Tim*: Why are we being silent?
Tim: For Haldir.
Sauron: Who the hell is Haldir?
Ari: Oi, you two knock it off!

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All: YAY!
Octavius: Go, Aragorn!


Can Aragorn avenge Haldir now then? Please?
Sauron: Sodding heir of Isildur...
Ari: oh shut up. Stop your moaning.


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*All make sounds of disgust and look away.*
Mac: That’s not right! Mac: The Nazgul aren’t vampires!


Tim: Well there was that one time...
Ari: WHAT?!
Tim: It was a dare! A DARE! Barny bet me five that I wouldn't drink the blood of a human.
Ari: And you listened to him?!
Tim: It was really warm...
Ari: I don't want to know this.

Congrats Mac. Hope you lot have fun in New England! :) Brilliant MST. Glad its now dead. :)
Sauron: One freaky chick...I'll tell you that.
Tim: Sauron? Promise me you're not getting anymore Nazgul.
Sauron: Nope. Not after that.
Tim and Ari: Good.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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"The archers shot a bit. It was quite a battle. Then the Witch-King broke the gate. Too bad he was killed."


Oh, I could see that.

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Tim: Oh thank Melkor...I almost thought about giving up drinking.


Well, we can't have sober Nazgul.

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Sauron: I loved venison sessions! We used to plan wars around big piles of deer meat. Melkor came up with the name after having way too many bottles of wine and ale. Wait... how did she actually know the name of my meetings?
Tim: I'm not sure. Whens the next venison session? I could go for some jerky.


:lol:

I still don't what the author really meant by that, though...

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Oh. My. God. The Nazgul are trying to use each other to fly now...


Hey you lot, knock it off! Don't make me send Schizo Sue after you!

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Can Aragorn avenge Haldir now then? Please?


Sure, along with Totally Alive!Haldir who would like to take this time to say he's totally not dead and still very much alive.

Thanks for all your reviews! I'm working on "A Demon's Love" now and I hope to have a bit of a preview up soon.


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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
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I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
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Siany-T
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Finally it's over! Stupid story. Though your MST was brilliant Mac.

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you people need to beat me!

Yep we do. And I will happily.

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Sauron and I had a venison

Strange thing to do before a battle. Oh wait a spelling mistake. A very strange one...

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All (Rohirrim): It’s that SCHIZO SUE! RUN AWAY!

And keep Theoden away from her, she's attracted to the powerful ones!

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my Ringwraith flew higher into the sky

Ringwraith: Finally the stupid Sue has got off me and stopped using me as a Fell Beast. Wait since when could I fly?

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Remus (Aragorn): Well, this should be easy. Legolas, take her out!
Jareth (Legolas): Will do.

Aragorn: You're not attracted to her?
Legolas: No, I'm only a prince. Seems to have saved me.
Aragorn: Well I'm glad I'm not King yet, take her down!

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“A she-elf, it cannot be!” One elf utters.
Sai: I would think an elf would know to call her an elleth.

I think it's acceptable to use the insulting version for the Sue.

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He shall die by my hands tonight.
Mac: Haldir DIDN’T die at Helm’s Deep. Apparently one of those “tones” of books on Tolkien was NOT The Two Towers.

Dear PJ, we want Glorfindel and Haldir didn't die at Helm's Deep. He wasn't even there. Love Tolkien's fans.

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I have other important matters to attend to – like killing Haldir.
Octavius: What did Haldir ever do to you?

I mean, it's not like he raped you or anything. Like you think Elrond did.

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I take out my bow and arrow and stand back, letting the arrows fly. For the first hour or so it proceeds as only a battle could. Then our warriors come with a bomb to break their wall, turning the battle in our favor for a while.
Sai: Once again, someone else who makes a battle scene absolutely boring.

Ahh Suethors and non-desript battles. How typical.

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my mental shines through

Dearie, your mental has been shining through non stop.

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Haldir seems to be confused and turns to see me.
Octavius (Haldir): Crap. Another person who has only seen the movies. I DON’T DIE!

Dear PJ, I didn't die at Helm's Deep. Please go back and change this in your movie as I wasn't even at Helm's Deep. Just put the scene with me at Lothlorien back in the normal version of Fellowship, it would be better. Love Haldir.

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I chuckled and start to slowly squeeze, his air is being cut off.

She turned into Darth Vader! Bitch.

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He screams in pain and blood runs over my hand, his death would have been slower if not for that one man.
Remus: Aragorn?
Mac: Yep.

Aragorn, thank you for saving us from an overly long and weird description of how Schizo Sue kills Haldir. This one was bad enough.

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Mac: And so passes Haldir, Marchwarden of Lorien.
Erik: We shall take a moment.
*Complete silence.*

*Lights a candle* For Haldir and for canon.

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My Ringwraith flies over to me and I jump upon his back.

Ringwraith: Hey lady, get off my back and find a Fell Beast to ride instead.


Enjoy the holiday!
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


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John: Sorry.
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MackenzieW
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And keep Theoden away from her, she's attracted to the powerful ones!


But he's old...oh wait, never mind. Schizo Sue likes 'em that way. ;)

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Wait since when could I fly?


Oh, Ari, I think the Ringwraithes have graduated from alcohol to opiates.

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I think it's acceptable to use the insulting version for the Sue.


Good point, Siany.

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I mean, it's not like he raped you or anything. Like you think Elrond did.


And it's not like she had even met Haldir in Rivendell or heard about him from Sauron.

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*Lights a candle* For Haldir and for canon.


Thanks!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Well, we can't have sober Nazgul.


Then I'm having them drunk call you at 3 in the morning. :lol: Granted, being drunk with the Nazgul is pretty fun. The stories they can tell you about Sauron...

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I still don't what the author really meant by that, though...


Yeah, and even if Sauron had this sort of object (not unlike a Palantíri), according to our Suethor, Sauron would know that things were not going to end up in the plus side for him, if you know what I mean. If I was Sauron and I had a 'vision session' and saw I was going up merde crick without a paddle, I'd pack it in and head to Valinor going 'sorry, sorry, you can throw me into the Void now. I'm done with play time.'
Sauron: Oi bollocks to that!
Ari: Yes, but I was using it as an example. I'm not you, thank God.
Sauron: Thank Melkor. Wouldn't want to be you either.

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Hey you lot, knock it off! Don't make me send Schizo Sue after you!


Tim: Sorry Mac... *looks at shoes, or what should be shoes*
Ari: Man, wish I had that respect.
Tim: We like her better.
Ari: Say that again and you can live on the street.

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Oh, Ari, I think the Ringwraithes have graduated from alcohol to opiates.


Sigh... that's all I need. druggies and drunks living in my house.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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Then I'm having them drunk call you at 3 in the morning.


Well, it can't be as weird as that call from Austria last year...

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Yeah, and even if Sauron had this sort of object (not unlike a Palantíri), according to our Suethor, Sauron would know that things were not going to end up in the plus side for him, if you know what I mean.


I wondered why Sauron in this would still fight the battle knowing he would lose half his forces.

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Tim: We like her better.


:P
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Oo... you're going to have to explain now, you know.

Yeah, that'd be kinda stupid. If I were Sauron, I'd go 'okay! New plan! First: find the sodding heir of Isildur and shoot on sight. Second: find my damn ring. Third: All forces to Minas Tirith, NOW!
Sauron: You know.... that would have been a good idea.
Ari: Oh boy, hell has frozen over. You're actually agreeing with me.
Sauron: I can agree with you but I don't have to like you.

I am so close to kicking them out of the house... do you want them?
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Last year, around this time, I was asleep in my dorm room--trying to get a good night's rest before my 9:30 AM--when my cell phone rang. Now, later that day, I was doing a phone interview with Disney for a possible internship down in WDW (I didn't get it. :( ) so I was irrational and thought it might be them. I looked at the phone and there were 11 numbers. I picked up and some man speaking an odd language started to talk. I hung up. Later, I checked the number and compared the first number with international area codes--it was Austria.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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oh Lord. He REALLY wrong dialled! Sorry that you didn't get that internship. (Know thats a little late and all but...)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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I know. I wonder if he realized why.

And thanks.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Maybe he drunk dialled. :D

Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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It was 4 AM here. A bit early for the five o'clock whistle, even in Austria.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Hahahaha, maybe he started early. ;) :lol:
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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I am so close to kicking them out of the house... do you want them?


I'll have them!
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Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
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John: Sorry.
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Hahahaha! Boris is still with Jules, so I'm down to eight. Would you like them all or just a few?
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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