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| Caranthol | Sep 27 2008, 08:08 PM Post #46 |
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At Journey's End
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A carrot? Well, it should be about as effective as a hairbrush. But how about a turnips? |
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"Ha! Wonnige Glut! Leuchtender Glanz! Strahlend nun offen steht mir die Straße. Im Feuer mich baden!" - Siegfried, Act Three, Scene Two. | |
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| Siany-T | Sep 27 2008, 08:31 PM Post #47 |
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King of Nothing
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No, no, no. It'll be the bedpost. That for some reason the elves decortae with big spikes. She'll climb on to the headboard and go to throw herself on to it but be caught by Elrond! |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| Fishpaste | Sep 27 2008, 08:33 PM Post #48 |
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Rising Again
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Who falls on the post himself leading to lots and lots of wagnst. |
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Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke! Proud member of the society for the Protection of Neglected Commas (SPNC) | |
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| Siany-T | Sep 27 2008, 08:35 PM Post #49 |
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King of Nothing
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Which drives the rest of the Rivendell Elves into mass sucide by the same method. They were just so sick of hearing Schitzo-Sue's wangst. |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| Caranthol | Sep 27 2008, 08:38 PM Post #50 |
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At Journey's End
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But isn't it strange how the Sue just can't invent any other method but cutting her wrists? That's one of the slowest, and I'd guess most painful ways. Sam, ever heard of ropes? Or guns? |
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"Ha! Wonnige Glut! Leuchtender Glanz! Strahlend nun offen steht mir die Straße. Im Feuer mich baden!" - Siegfried, Act Three, Scene Two. | |
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| Siany-T | Sep 27 2008, 08:41 PM Post #51 |
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King of Nothing
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Or stabbing? Or just NOT DYING! |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| Caranthol | Sep 27 2008, 08:42 PM Post #52 |
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At Journey's End
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Well, the last one would be too easy for a Sue. Then she'd have nothing left to angst about, eh? (Post edited.) |
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"Ha! Wonnige Glut! Leuchtender Glanz! Strahlend nun offen steht mir die Straße. Im Feuer mich baden!" - Siegfried, Act Three, Scene Two. | |
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| Fishpaste | Sep 27 2008, 09:02 PM Post #53 |
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Rising Again
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Poison? |
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Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke! Proud member of the society for the Protection of Neglected Commas (SPNC) | |
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| Siany-T | Sep 27 2008, 09:28 PM Post #54 |
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King of Nothing
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Going into a battle and actually not knowing how to fight? |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| Caranthol | Sep 27 2008, 09:29 PM Post #55 |
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At Journey's End
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A nuclear explosion? No, wait, then she would emerge as a mutant!Sue with super powers (if we are to believe Marvel Comics). |
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"Ha! Wonnige Glut! Leuchtender Glanz! Strahlend nun offen steht mir die Straße. Im Feuer mich baden!" - Siegfried, Act Three, Scene Two. | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Sep 27 2008, 09:57 PM Post #56 |
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Chasing Shadows
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Drowning? I hear thats a fun one! |
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| Siany-T | Sep 27 2008, 10:11 PM Post #57 |
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King of Nothing
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Calling Sauron a big, fat, meanie, one-eye? *Sees hoardes of evil bearing down* Sauron, I didn't mean it. You're the best, better than Aragorn. Please don't kill me. *Hoardes disappear* |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| AraionaDuBois | Sep 27 2008, 10:46 PM Post #58 |
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Chasing Shadows
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Sauron and I are mates. Did you know that? We met at a pub a few weeks back and I went over for some drinks and scrabble. He's a good scrabble player too.
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| MackenzieW | Sep 28 2008, 01:16 AM Post #59 |
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Resident Time Lady
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And I thought I was homicidal when dealing with the Sues in my MST. Good lord. But thanks for all your comments! As for the brush, it would seem she uses the bristles and not the handle. Now, I don't know about you but I've sometimes scratched an itch with my brush. Surprisingly, I've never drawn blood. Oh, and Ari? Drowning...God, I wish, my hard drive hadn't eaten Morwen the Horribly Written Emo-Elf Thingy. She tries to off her self via drowning and fails at that. |
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| Mathonwy | Sep 28 2008, 09:11 AM Post #60 |
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Waiting For Tomorrow
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Uh-huh. Oldest trick in the Suethor book. Someone likely to stand in the way of your beloved Sue and the course of twu wuv? Assassinate the bitch! Though I hardly think Arwen has anything to be sorry for here: she's just displaying faint traces of common sense. Which does, I'll admit, make her stand out here. |
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