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MST: More Worlds Than One [REVIEWS]; The reviews go here.
Topic Started: Oct 9 2008, 07:55 PM (1,249 Views)
MackenzieW
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Honestly. It's not like the "a" key and the "e" key are right next to each other on the keyboard.

Another great MST, though! Though I wonder why Kura is describing Pippin and Merry as blondes when they weren't even such in the movie.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Caranthol
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Not to be nit-picky, but the films only showed five Nazgul on Weathertop as well.


Oops, my bad. I didn't bother to watch the scene since I presumed Kuragari is slavishly following the movies. Well, I may correct it later.
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Siany-T
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Only just read this MST, sorry. But this story, cliched to the max!


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“Nothing, nothing at all! It’s just that elves have mainly blonde hair.” Gandalf explained.

Kätchen: He’s obviously senile or blind in this. Umm, mister Faramir, don’t Elves have a dark hair?
Faramir: That is so.

*Slight twich appears* So let's see, which elves have brown hair? Well Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Arwen, Erestor, Legolas possibly all did. And they are just the ones from LotR itself. There's all the Noldor, they had dark hair.

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The blonde hobbit asked, not the twin one, and the twin one seemed to be the goofy one.

Dumb-ass descriptions of characters.

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Kraut: Lo and behold! See the world’s first Third Reich style hobbits!

Nazi hobbits? That's not right!
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Kraut: I'm getting a bit confused. First the hobbits are blonde Aryans and at the next moment they are Mexicans. What next, a turban?

I'm going for hats with corks on and didgerydoos

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Faramir (as Nazgûl number 1): Hey, bartender! A double whiskey and fast!
Eowyn (as Nazgûl number 2): A dry martini for me, please. Shaken, not stirred.
Faramir (as Nazgûl number 1): Snob.
Kätchen (as Nazgûl number 2): My name is Easterling, Khamûl the Easterling.

LotR, Bond style!

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his sword that glew blue

Kuragari, dear, I think you meant 'glowed'.

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Kraut: She’s stealing Frodo’s role? (Thinking for a while) Now where have I seen that before? (Shudders) Oh crap… Rosa…

*Hisses* The Evil One!

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Kraut (irritated): I wonder what exactly is wrong with Glorfindel? First Peter Jackson cuts him from the movies and now every bad fanfic has Arwen in his stead.
Pippin: Lady Arwen replacing Glorfindel? Who is this Peter Jackson? A runaway from a lunatic asylum?

*Holds up her 'We want Glorfindel' placard* Although Arwen is better than Legolas *coughBakshicough*

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No! Where’s she taking Shade?” Frodo yelled.

Pippin (as Frodo): But it was supposed to be me who was taken! Arwen, come back!

Hey maybe Arwen's getting rid of the Sue and Glorfindel will actually turn up and save Frodo like he should!

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Faramir (as a Shirriff chief): Shoot to kill!

Oh dear.... *starts singing Star Trekkin'* now I won't be able to stop!

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Some were adorable, but others, not so much.

Pippin: And as such, were unimportant.

And where called 'dwarves'.

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He had a beard, so I will call him beardy at the moment.

Real imaganitive. Say that to Boromir, no wait forget that...

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Faramir (cracks his knuckles, his brow furrowed.)

Faramir is there, he's angry too!


Great MST Caranthol, another truly terrible Sue!


Oh and Mac, from a while ago, I don't have a FF.net account so i use the annonmous reveiw button to reveiws stories if I think they need it. I like my opinion!
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MackenzieW
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See? But according to Kura, you're just "hiding" from owning your words. Twit.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Brilliant chapter! Loved the debates over proper word usage! :lol: And I loved the Geology comment about Weathertop, but that's just cos I'm a Geology nut case so... :)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Mathonwy
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“Nothing, nothing at all! It’s just that elves have mainly blonde hair.” Gandalf explained.

Kätchen: He’s obviously senile or blind in this. Umm, mister Faramir, don’t Elves have a dark hair?
Faramir: That is so.


*Slight twich appears* So let's see, which elves have brown hair? Well Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Arwen, Erestor, Legolas possibly all did. And they are just the ones from LotR itself. There's all the Noldor, they had dark hair.

Yup! Blonde elves of the Third Age: Galadriel, Thranduil, Glorfindel. That's it! Repeat after me, 'canon is our friend' ...

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I ran into the top part of the outside of the house, and that hurt with a BANG.

I'm used to Sues being thick - but one who hasn't understood the rules of perspective yet? Wow.

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“When you came into this time, you changed into your true form. Remember the medallion you always wore?"

Nooo - it's the Magic Medallion of Mary-Sueness! Aie!

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“You are most beautiful.” Sam said to me, he stared at me like I was the sky.

:blink: What? Huh? What's that supposed to mean - odd cloud formation? Chance of rain? Pigeon crapped on your head?

Vapid Simile of the Year nominee, 2008!

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For two days, I had been moaning, because I had;

Pippin: No, you hadn’t to. You could always have kept quiet.

tree branches whipped in my face, I tripped over tree roots, I ran into trees, and about every other kind of damage a tree could do to you.

For a Mary Sue with the Speshul Powers, she doesn't seem to have much control of her body. Well, there's hope. Maybe she'll absent-mindedly fall down a chasm in Moria ...

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“It’s amongst the most amazing structural terrains that wasn’t made by humans nor any other creatures.

Kraut: Is this Sam for real? Peregrin, did he show an interest in geology or architecture?

Maybe, but this version doesn't seem to have any interest in grammar.

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his sword that glew blue if orks were around

Though it's catching. Glow apparently has an irregular past tense now.

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Arwen, from what Aragorn said, rode on through trees until she heard the shrill cry and the nazgul had caught up to her.

Eowyn: Hey, wait a minute! Why are they trying to catch the Sue? It’s the Ring they want, not a stupid cry-baby.

Aah! The stupid - it hurts! *headdesk*

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but when I once thought to stand up, Gandalf thrust his arm over my chest. No one noticed this.

Kraut: Was it that common for Gandalf to grab the breasts of teenaged girls?

Clearly, it was such a frequent occurence that no-one paid attention to it anymore. You're a dirty old man, Mithrandir!
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Siany-T
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What? Huh? What's that supposed to mean - odd cloud formation? Chance of rain? Pigeon crapped on your head?


Good one Math!
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Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
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Fishpaste
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“Nothing, nothing at all! It’s just that elves have mainly blonde hair.” Gandalf explained.

Kätchen: He’s obviously senile or blind in this. Umm, mister Faramir, don’t Elves have a dark hair?
Faramir: That is so.


If I remember correctly it was only the Vanyar who had blond hair and most of them stayed in Valinor.

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“It’s amongst the most amazing structural terrains that wasn’t made by humans nor any other creatures.


What, so the WEATHER built the tower of Amon Sul?
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AraionaDuBois
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Hahaha! Good one HATI! ;)

Weathertop tour guide: Oh, about a couple billion years ago, a glacier was here and this is why weathertop is what it is today. Any questions? Take as many pictures as you'd like. Now, we're going to walk to the Misty Mountains next as there are some nice examples of Plagioclase Feldspar .....
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Fishpaste
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Funnily enough I could see you doing a geology tour of ME.
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AraionaDuBois
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Dude! That'd be awesome!

Ari, the Geology tour guide of Middle-earth: Okay, everyone gather around! As you can tell we are now in Mordor! Check out these amazing rocks! *Mt.Doom explodes* oh crap.. there goes my business.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Siany-T
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I can too. I see her like a tour guide who gets really snappy when people start talking about other things.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


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AraionaDuBois
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oh God... I've been labeled! ;) :lol:
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Fishpaste
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And when you ask an absent minded question gives you a three hour lecture!
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AraionaDuBois
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Lol, I've actually done that before... *sheepish look*
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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