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MST: Dreams can come true!; Second MST, first LotR MST.
Topic Started: Dec 9 2008, 10:52 PM (421 Views)
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MST: Dreams can come true!
Author: Refia
Genre: Humor/MST
Text based on: "Dreams can come true!" by BloodyDragon
Rating: K
Characters: Mastermind, Sesshoumaru, Refia, Mia, Toa Ignika
Summary: Mastermind gives his "guests" a little breather and gives them a Mary-Sue-in-making Lord of the Rings fanfic.
Warnings: Mary-Sue-in-making, Legolas-lusting-fangirl, GIME (Girl in Middle Earth). And a television that makes dreams come true.

“Ah common, it’s not that hard! Just be patient and repeat after me!” Refia said enthusiastically. “Ref-fie-ya.” The person she sat in front of, Toa Ignika, Toa of Life, looked puzzled. The body of the Mask of Life opened its mouth as if to speak, but then it closed again and Toa Ignika shook his head.
“Give him some more time, Refia.” Mia said, glancing at the two from where she sat. The blue-haired Healer of Imil then returned her attention to the book she was reading.
“But we know he can do it! I just want to help him!” Refia protested. Ever since Ignika had shouted his sentence after their first bad fanfic, Refia had taken up the task of teaching the new being how to speak. So far, she had had little success. Ignika could mutter a few broken sentences now, but that was it. Still, she was determined to succeed in her task. It passed time.

In fact, all of them had found their own way to pass time until Mastermind made them read their next bad fanfic. Refia was teaching Ignika to speak, Ignika was learning how to speak, Mia was fascinated by the literal works of a certain author named Tolkien and Lord Sesshoumaru studied books about warfare, ranging from “De Bello Gallico” to books about Hiroshima. There were other modern conveniences in the Mansion of Randomness, such as Television, but none of them came from technologically developed universes, so they didn’t know what to do with it. It reminded them too much of the theatre screen with the bad stories, so they left it untouched.

Aside from the television, though, everything the Mansion had to offer them was welcomed with open arms. Indoor pluming was a novelty they quickly came to love, and the food Mastermind served them was excellent. Add to that that the decoration and style of the Mansion of Randomness was quite pleasant to the eye, and the four would have waned themselves on a vacation if it weren’t for the ‘assignments’ Mastermind was sure to pester them with.

Just as Refia was about to make another attempt at teaching Ignika how to say her name, the speakers of the room the four were currently in turned on.
“May I have your attention please?” came the voice of Mastermind. The four occupants of the room stopped their activities and looked up at the speakers.
“I am happy to see you are all having such a wonderful time. It’s a pleasure to be your host, to be sure,” the deity went on. “However, it is time that you carry out my will once more and read a bad fanfic.”
Mia flinched. “Oh please, no Bionicle slash porn! We’ve only had one so far and my brain still hasn’t recovered from that!”
“If that is true, then I’m sure you will be happy to know that this story is, in fact, not about Bionicle slash at all.” I replied. “You see, Mia, I do have a heart, somewhere, and I know these slash excrements are very taxing on the mind. So I thought I’d give you all a little breather and just give you a Lord of the Rings fanfic with the potential of becoming a Mary Sue.”

The doors of the living room swung open, giving entrance to the main hall. The main hall connected every wing of the Mansion, and in the centre of it were the great doors that led to the theatre. They were open now as well, a clear sign that it was storytime.

“All inside please. Take courage from the fact that this will be short.”

Groaning, the four shuffled inside the theatre. As they did that, there was a flash once more as their minds were filled with the knowledge necessary to understand the story. In the theatre, Sesshoumaru once more took a seat on the back row, while Refia and Mia sat somewhere in the middle again. Surprisingly, Toa Ignika moved over to sit besides them. The two girls exchanged looks, but said nothing. The lights went out and the screen lit up.


Dream can come true!

Refia: Oh, if only that were true…

By: BloodyDragon

Mia: I don’t like dragons. I had to fight two gigantic dragons once, at let me tell you, I don’t have find memories of those experiences. Why do the authors of these stories always have names based on things I don’t like?!

BloodyDragon: this is my first story so please be gentle ;p

Sesshoumaru: Inexperience costs one his life on the battlefield. Same for writing. Expect no mercy from this Sesshoumaru.

please review or else I won’t know if I should continue or not..

Mia: Well… for us to do that your story will have to be good.
Refia: Judging from the smilies and the lack of capital letters, I’m predicting we won’t review.


Ideas are most welcome!!

Refia: Wait, what, why should we give YOU ideas? I mean, isn’t thinking up ideas for the story one of the things an author has to do?
Ignika: Think.
Mia: What?
Refia: I think he meant to say “I think so”.


And I’m sorry if there’s some spelling wrong!!

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru can not remember destroying the spell check, thus the author should still be in possession of that mighty artefact. So this is a cheap excuse that shall be ignored.

Summary: this is about Gwen who just wants to get away from the horrible reality and to live in her dreams.

Ignika: Olmak?
Mia: Help me out here Refia, what do you think he means?
Refia: I think Ignika means to ask “So does the author have an Olmak, Mask of Dimensional Gates?”
Mia: Ah, thanks.


A life that all the characters in the fiction has. But that’s impossible right?

Refia: Yup. So don’t even begin with this story!

Dreams like that just can’t come true!

Mia: Indeed, so why write a story like this at all?

Character Info:

Ignika: ?
Refia: Ignika’s right. Why should the author have to give us that before the story even starts? I mean, a good writer can tell us this stuff through normal chapters and good writing, right?
Mia: Maybe because the author isn’t a good writer?


Name: Gwen Stanford

Refia: Now, normally I’d say that isn’t that usual a name, but when there’s a guy named Sesshoumaru sitting behind you, I’m not going to bash the writer’s choice.
*Sesshoumaru growls.*
*Refia shifts nervously in her seat.*


Age: 18

Ignika: 100 000.
Mia: What?
Refia: He means he’s 100 000 years old.


Hair color: Light brown
Eye color: Brown with green spots

Sesshoumaru: Even though this Sesshoumaru has golden eyes, he shall still say that that eye colour is ridiculous.
Refia: You know, I agree.


Length: 5 foot 4 inches

Ignika: Ex… ex… *looks at Refia with a helpless look in his eyes*
Refia: Exciting?
*Ignika nods*
Refia: I agree, the suspense is killing me!


Body figure: not thin, not fat or chubby but something in between. Has the curves in the right places and big boobs ;P.

Mia: Tee hee! Lolz, I have big boobz! Tee hee!
Mastermind: Not bad for your first attempt at n00bspeak, but you’ll need to work on it some more.


Likes: Legolas!!! Reading fan fiction, watching anime. Etc

Sesshoumaru: *facepalm*
Refia: *holds up “Mary Sue Alert!” sign*
Mia: Where did you get that?
Refia: A present from Mastermind.


Dislikes: School, studying, and when the internet doesn’t work.

Ignika: cl… clich… clichéd?
Refia: Yeah, pretty much.


Others: she lives on her own because her school was in another city but keeps contact with her mother.

Mia: Now, I know I’m seventeen and that I went out on a quest to save the world with a group of people all under the eighteen, but regardless I think eighteen is a bit too young to live on your own, especially when you don’t like to study.
Refia: *shrugs* Different times, different ways, I guess.


Okey on to the first chapter!!

Ignika: Yay.
Refia: He’s really becoming good at this, no?
Mia: Indeed. And I like the style of his comments.
Sesshoumaru: Short and to the point. This Sesshoumaru can always appreciate that.
*Ignika beams*


Remember to review!!!

Refia: Maybe not.
Mia: Look, BloodyDragon, I know this is your first fanfic, and I know I told myself I’d give you the benefit of doubt, but you really should know better than to post a Mary-Sue-in-making Lord of the Rings story.


*Doors of the theatre open.*

Refia: Is it over?
Mastermind: Yes.
Mia: So soon?
Mastermind: Pretty much.
Sesshoumaru: Nothing happened.
Mastermind: I know.
Ignika: Why us read?
Mastermind: Because you can’t read chapter 1 if you haven’t read chapter 0.
Refia: I was afraid of that. *sighs*
Mastermind: Now, now, don’t get depressed! It isn’t slash and it isn’t that long a read either. Am I not merciful?
Mia: Whatever, let’s get out of here.


*All exit theatre.*



Review the story here.
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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*All enter the theatre once more.*

Refia: *Grumbling* I can’t believe he’s making us do the next chapter of this thing already! It has barely been a day!
Mia: Maybe he thinks we need less time to recover because it wasn’t Bionicle slash porn this time? I’m sure he has a reason.
Mastermind: Why, yes, I have. How nice of you to come to my defence, Mia.
Mia: That wasn’t my intent.
Master: Regardless, it was still nice. Now, less complaining and more reading!

*Everybody takes the same seats as the last time.*

Refia: *takes a deep breath* Here we go.


Dreams can come true

Mia: Keep dreaming, sweetheart.

BloodyDragoon: I don’t own anything, only my own character Gwen. Read and review!!!

Refia: We didn’t review it last time, we won’t review it now. In fact, if it weren’t for Mastermind, we wouldn’t even read it.
Ignika: Agree.


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*Actions*
“Talking”
Thinking

Sesshoumaru: *facepalm*
Mia: Okay… Did our intelligence just get insulted?
Refia: *angry* Seems like it.


On with the first chapter! Whoohooo

*Toa Ignika sighs.*
Ignika: Yay…
*Refia pats his shoulder comfortingly.*


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Chapter 1: Booring

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru’s thoughts exactly.

Today was just any other day in my life, I wake up go to school, comes home sits
by my computer reading fanfics makes dinner and then some more fanfic reading,

*Everybody looks at the screen with wide eyes.*
Refia: Ooookay… Where did the spelling go?!
Mia: It just committed suicide.


the only different is sometimes I have to shower

Mia: Good, because if your spelling stinks, I can only fear worse for how you smell!

or I have to study for some stupid test.

Refia: Yes, for studying to become smarter is so stupid!

And my life has been like that my whole life, god how booring!!

Sesshoumaru: Perhaps this Sesshoumaru should kill you so you could try out the afterlife?

I wish something would happen, though I really wish that I could live in the movie

Ignika: Mo… vie?
Mia: Refia, translation?
Refia: I think our friend just doesn’t know what a movie is. No surprise, Bionicle doesn’t have TVs.


or the books I read, they don’t have the boring study life, Noo they have adventures and excitements. Why can’t I have that??

Mia: Because you’re stupid.

Life is so unfair!

Refia: Get over it girl. Stuff happens.

I mean things like that can’thappen, living in a movie because it’s not real.

Sesshoumaru: Her stupidity is astonishing to this Sesshoumaru. If she knows the truth, why keep bothering this Sesshoumaru with her whining?
Refia: Teenagers, what can I say?


But still I continue to read fanfics

Mia: I’m no spelling expert, but I wonder why she put an enter here and no point at the end of the sentence.
Refia: Spelling committed suicide, remember?


and just let myself be swept away from reality and into the world of fantasy.

Ignika: No good feel.
*Mia looks at Refia.*
Refia: My guess is that he means that that isn’t good for your health. And he’s right. Escapism is bad girl, get over it!


I can read anything as long as it’s not about school ;P

Sesshoumaru: These smilies are ridiculous.
Refia: What, only the smilies are?!


but my favorite fanfics
is those about my favorite elf Legolas Mmmmm Yummy Legolas..

Sesshoumaru: *facepalm*
Refia: *facepalm*
Mia: *facepalm*
Ignika: No words.


If dreams could
come true than I would do anything just so that I could be seduced by the charm
of Legolas,

Refia: Who here agrees she touches herself at night looking at a picture of Legolas
Mia: I do.
Ignika: *confused* Touches?
Refia: Never mind that, dear, you’re still a bit too young to understand.


to just drown in he’s eyes when he holds me, but that just a dream.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed, so when will you get over it, pitiful mortal!

*Sigh* but now I’m talking to much back to the story,

Ignika: confused.
Refia: You’re not the only one. What did grammar and spelling ever do to her?!
Mia: Not to mention logic. Was this girl, this Gwen just talking to us, the readers, now?
Refia: I think so.
Mia: And was it her who just said “back to the story”?
Refia: Yes.
Mia: But I thought BloodyDragon was writing this “story”!
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru gets the sneaking suspicion Gwen is the real name of ‘BloodyDragon’.


today as I said was a day
like the others, it was pouring rain outside and I was reading as usual and my TV
was flashing in the background for no good reason.

Ignika: Sus… pence… no life.
Refia: Agreed. This is just só exciting! The suspence is killing me!
Mia: I’m at the edge of my seat.


And while I was reading. . .

Refia: Grammar snuck into her house and killed her?
Mia: Spelling snuck up behind her and slapped her silly?
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru came up and finished her off?


God can’t my life be like that? If someone would write a story about me than it
would be pretty booring. I want adventures like that to happen to me.


Mia: She really has issues. I mean, I think most people of earth have such thoughts once in a while, but this girl is beginning to take it to the extreme.

Suddenly there was a loud crash, it seemed like a big storm was coming up,
there were flashes and lighting crashing through the sky,

Ignika: Lighting?
Refia: I’ve never heard of that crashing through the air either, Ignika. Lightning, however…

I went up to turn everything
off but when I came to the TV there was something strange about it, it was all
blank just a blank screen

Mia: Eh, that’s not strange, that’s how the TV looks when it’s turned off.
Refia: Or when it’s on a channel your TV can’t catch.
Sesshoumaru: Or when it’s on the HDMI channel with no Playstation 3 with HDMI cable attached.
*Everybody looks at him strangely.*
Sesshoumaru: *shrugs* This Sesshoumaru had to do something with his time…


Oh no is the TV broken?? Then some strange words started
Showing

Refia: I’m almost beginning to believe the author is doing this on purpose.
Mia: True, these random enters are too common.


it was written in celtic like letters it read “ Do you want a different life?”

Refia (as TV): Then jump out of the window!

thinking for a second “ Yeah if I could change my life I would, I mean who wants
to live a life behind a book?”

Mia: Somebody who takes school a bit more serious than you are doing?
Refia: Someone who likes reading?


Ooookey did I just talk to the TV?

Mia: Yes, you did.
*Ignika taps the side of his mask with his finger.*
Refia: Indeed, she has lost it alright.


I must be tired,

Sesshoumaru: Allow this Sesshoumaru to put you to sleep.

I probably read to many fanfics tonight. WTF!!

Refia: Aargh! Did nobody ever tell her that things like “WTF” “ASAP” and yada yada in a story make you look n00bish?!
Mia: Judging from this “chapter”, I’d say no.


The TV changed again “ I can give you

Mia: A brain.
Refia: Spelling.
Ignika: Grammar.
Sesshoumaru: Personality.


that life you wish for.” “yeah right like the TV can grant wishes.” So I turned off
the TV its probably broken.

Refia: 0_o
Mia: Did she just do something smart and logical?
Sesshoumaru: No, it is probably a trick of our tired minds, we must have misread the sentence.


But when I tried to get to the bed everything started to get fuzzy and dizzy.

Refia: She was rolling her eyes very fast but was too stupid to figure out how to stop.

And soon everything started spinning and I couldn’t move without tripping

All: TRIP!

and
then I fell backwards I felt something hard hit the back of my head

*Everybody cheers.*

and everything
went black.

Mia: Woah, they put her in a coffin fast…

The last thing I can remember before falling into the darkness was a
strange smell that I can’t place.

Refia: Well, most people haven’t smelled the inside of a coffin when they’re alive. But you’ll get used to it.

__________________________________
Well that’s my first chapter of Dreams can come true, hope you liked it!!!!

All: No.

Sorry that it was so short.

Ignika: No sorry.
Refia: Yeah, we don’t mind at all, BloodyDragon.


Remember it is my first time so review to me what
you think

Mia: I think I’ll pass. I wouldn’t even know where to start.

and if you have any ideas to make the story better

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru has such ideas. For example, he would add grammar, spelling, richer vocabulary…

they are most welcome, I accept any kinds of help =)

Refia: Apparently, not the help of the Spell Check

please keep you flames to yourself!!!!!!!!!!

Mia: No.
Refia: Well, that was it, let’s get out of here.

*All exit.*

The four left the theatre and headed straight back to the living room. It was a large and cosy place, with a great fireplace in the northern wall. The east and southern walls were lined with bookcases and there were a great many soft couches in front of the fireplace. There was also a wooden table, richly decorated and expensive-looking, with four chairs. Many wardrobes were also present, filled with all kinds of things. The western wall had large and barred windows with soft blue curtains.

The bookcases only held the most popular or important literary works, since there was a grand library in another wing of the Mansion. But since the ‘guests’ of Mastermind didn’t feel entirely at ease yet in their new environment - except for the stoic and cold Sesshoumaru who simply didn’t care - they hadn’t gone exploring the place just yet. For now, they were pleased with the living room.

“All things considered, I suppose everything could have been worse,” Mia decided, sinking down in an armchair with a copy of ‘The Hobbit’ on her lap.
“Quite true,” Mastermind replied. “There are others out there in the galaxy who have it much worse, trust me. But for me, it’s a pleasure to be a good host, as I’ve said before. Dinner will be served soon as well. Enjoy yourselves until then.”

The speakers went out and everybody spread through the room in search of something to do. Refia and Toa Ignika took place on the couches in front of the fireplace, to continue Ignika’s speaking lessons. Mia, meanwhile, had opened her book from Tolkien once more and enjoyed herself with the adventures of Bilbo the Hobbit. Sesshoumaru was studying the bookcases for something interesting. Not particularly finding something interesting right away, he eventually just snatched the latest number of “The official Playstation Magazine” out of the case and headed for the couches to read it. Each of them tried their very best to have some good time. They had to enjoy themselves as much as they could while they had time for themselves. It would help their minds stay strong. And a strong mind, that’s what they would need for the other fanfics Mastermind was going to give them.
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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