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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,646 Views)
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Well, my friends, the idea of a topic like this came to me after witnessing a problem Mac faced a little while ago, namely: she didn't have a fic to spork anymore, as two of her spork-projects were removed or something like that. I gave her a suggestion of a badfic to spork, a suggestion she accepted! (I feel so happy I could help in a way... ^^" ) But that made me realise that if Mack could come across a problem like this, so could all of us.

So I make this topic, which will essentially function as a library of badfics that are open for sporking. You don't have to go and actively search for badfics, but if you come across one, and it isn't sporked yet, why not post it here? If someone here runs out of fics again, he or she can pick one here if necesary.

I will add any badfic posted here to the first post of this topic, or Tel may do so as well (I hope).

Important is that, when you post a badfic, I'd appreciate it if you'd give us a reason as to why it is bad. One word is enough, like "slash" or "mpreg" or "Sue". That will make it easier for those looking for a fic to spork, for not everybody wants to MST slash or mpreg, for example. Also, I'll try to keep the status of the badfics up-to-date, so that you will know which fics are still unsporked and which aren't.

This library is for more than just that, however. I will permit discussion of the posted badfics in this topic. But ONLY about the badfics. There should be more than enough to talk about even if we limit the options to just that. I look forward to some talks, myself.

Lastly, I'm toying with the idea of promoting one of you guys to the library-keeper of this forum. Anyone here interested? You'll get a special, unique rank for it, too! ;)

I think that's pretty much all I had to say concerning the official stuff. Now let's open the library... If this idea is a success for the LotR section, I'll move this to general fiction so that badfics for every fandom can be posted.

The Library

The Land of Khand
Description: SUE! Oh, and a Tenth Walker, of course.
Status: Sporked by Refia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4782333/1/The_Land_of_Khand

Ten
Description: SUE! Denethor has a daughter, who is sent to Rivendell to seduce Elrond into giving Denethor the One Ring. Naturally, a Tenth Walker.
Status: Sporked by Jules
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5008580/1/Ten

Oh My GOSH! NO WAY!
Description: GiME Sue. "She's a sophisticate modern woman in a prominent family, and she gets everything her way, but what happens if she falls in Middle Earth? rating might go up in the next chapters."
Status: Sporked by Daisy
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5013840/1/Oh_My_GOSH_NO_WAY

Eyes of a Wolf
Description: Self-insert Sue. 'Normal' teenage girl who is obviously a stand in for the author. Oh, she shoves her faith in her readers' faces in the first chapter. Horrific spelling.
Status: Sporked by Ariel
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5015456/1/Eyes_of_a_Wolf

Stuck in Middle Earth
Description: Two BAMF! Sues fall into Middle Earth. One is a Faramir fan, and the other a Legolas fan.
Status: Sporked by Refia and as a Round Robin
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2379166/30/Stuck_in_Middle_earth

Bara Koorome
Description: Another GiME. A foster child, named Bara Koorome, falls into Middle Earth and joins the Fellowship. She cannot count, since she thinks she is the ninth member of the Fellowship, despite the fact everyone else is there.
Status: Not sporked
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4874617/1/Bara_Koorome

Sundered Kindreds
Description: Glorfindel falls in love with (wait for it...) a female orc. Need I say more?
Status: Sporked by Refia, UltimateEvilLord1 and Alya Mírielin
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105332/1/Sundered_Kindreds

The lord of the rings Remix
Description: A druid named Gabriella joins the Fellowship as a tenth walker. Frodo stammers and Elrond is a king.
Status: Sporked by Refia and Alya Mírielin
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146587/1/The_...the_rings_Remix

Love Me Forever
Description: Gimli's adopted daughter escapes the massacre at Moria and then turns her attentions to wooing Eomer.
Status: Sporked by Athenarena
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5369235/1/Love_Me_Forever

Valae the Valiant
Description: Tenth walker ranger Sue who steals Aragorn's lines. Another candidate for Legolas' harem.
Status: Sporked by MackenzieW
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4991437/1/Valae_the_Valiant

Silverpath: The Calling
Description: A Mirkwood Sue called Lekrisa who is somehow related to a pack of wolves loses her memory and is taken under the wing of a wolf named Zelkier.
Status: Sporked by Destined Darkness
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5523031/1/Silverpath_The_Calling

A Love Forgotten
Description: Ancient Sue. Legomance.
Status: Sporked by RipplingOphelia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1177515/1/A_Love_Forgotten

Daughter of Gandalf
Description: Gandalf has a daughter who attempts to save Boromir.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5924330/1/Daughter_of_Gandalf

Estel&Meleth
Description: Sue. Nuff said.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4756552/1/EstelMeleth

The Natalie Effect
Description: A Sue joins the filming of the movies as a female hobbit. Wow.
Status: Sporked by TDRT
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5638417/1/The_Natalie_Effect

Stranger
Description: In the author's words: "Something I started on a whim because Eomer is so totally my favorite LOTR character. Bella OC lands herself in THE LORD OF THE RINGS at the mercy of Eomer and his Rohirrim. What shall she do with war looming on the horizon? Rated "M" for language."
Status: Sporked by MackenzieW
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5378123/1/Stranger

The Princess and the Elf
Description: Sue? Troll? Or both?
Status: Sporked by Ara's Greatest Squawk
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5633021/1/The_...ess_and_the_Elf

No longer ugly
Description: According to Ara, one of the most horrible, disgusting, evil Sues ever to infest the LotR fandom.
Status: Sporked by Telcontar Rulz
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4189055/1/No_Longer_Ugly

The Life of a Ranger's Daughter
Description: Spelling and grammar are okay, but the rest is, eh... traditional. In a bad way.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5571200/1/The_...angers_Daughter

In the forest
Description: Badfic/Troll alert!
Status: Sporked by Refia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5701190/1/In_the_forest

The Tenth
Description: A Sue from a supposedly other realm in Middle-earth? Who knows.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719012/1/The_Tenth

Angel
Description: Enter Gandalf's niece and Gimli's sister: Tatianya. Enough said.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719052/1/Angel

Lalaith ElerrinaWard of Rivendell
Description: A self-insert.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5725654/1/Lala...rd_of_Rivendell

Wanted
Description: Sue. *yawns*
Status: Sporked by Jedi Master Luthien
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5113425/1/Wanted

Clocks
Description: Decent grammar and spelling, but... Legomance and Sue. Need I say more?
Status: Sporked by Maevainwen Adaniel
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732733/1/Clocks

Wandering Warrior
Description: I'll quote Tel here: A half elf called Camilla DeVin. In Middle Earth. Who speaks like Hagrid. *Headdesks multiple times.*
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5750474/1/Wandering_Warrior

New World
Description: The first (short) chapter alone should tell you what a Sue this is. The 'ultimate weapon' who can 'best the best of the best in any weaponry'. ORLY?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5692224/1/New_World

Return of the King's Sister
Description: Sue. *sigh* What else can I say, really?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4552753/1/Retu...he_Kings_Sister

The Tenth Walker
Description: The title speaks for itself.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5249128/1/The_Tenth_Walker

The Dark Rider
Description: Girl falls in Middle-earth and becomes a Tenth Walker. Yay.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1570573/1/The_Dark_Rider

Firebringer, part of the Elemental Series
Description: Sue that can turn into a tiger with stripes darker than the night. Wow.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5788839/1/Fire...lemental_series

The Elven promse rings of Marillia and Legolas
Description: Going from the title, I'd say Sue and Legomance.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5806763/1/promise_ring

Dreamstate
Description: Ebul Denethor and a Sue twin-sister for Faramir.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5649749/1/Dreamstate

Lord of the rings 4: fighet the ring
Description: It just sucks.
Status: Sporked by Daisymall13
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5816476/1/Lord...fighet_the_ring

I Found You in the Forest
Description: A Sue and Legomance. Even though the author says it's not.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5811934/1/I_Fo...u_In_The_Forest

The Setting Of The Dawn
Description: An Elf!Sue with a horse called Zanzibar.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5799116/1/The_...ing_Of_The_Dawn

The cries that reach heaven
Description: Elf!Sue with copied movie script, too. Fun.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3340615/1/The_...at_reach_heaven

Returning Home
Description: To quote Xaja: it's a bloody half-Elven Sue. Who's already buddies with Frodo & Co.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5837706/1/Returning_Home

The Moonlit Child
Description: A second daughter of Galadriel type of Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5846492/1/The_Moonlit_Child

Dawnstar and Friend
Description: Well, let me put it this way: Her only redeeming quality is that she seems to have read the Silmarillion.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5754452/1/Dawnstar_and_Friend

Tales from the Keep
Description: It's a Faramir/OC. Timelines are mucked up. And she's evidently the last heir of Gil-Galad.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5775026/3/Tales_from_the_Keep

Lord Of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: The ten
Description: Tenth walker. Says enough.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5860325/1/Lord...he_Ring_The_ten

Rosel
Description: Another tenth walker?!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5551171/1/Rosel

Katherine in MiddleEarth
Description: A Sue, with bad grammar and many troll-ish qualities. And Gandalf is a worlock.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3818639/1/Kath..._in_MiddleEarth

Studying Dragons
Description: Violation of canon, some 'secret' custom that requires Elves to marry and have children before they go on adventures, lousy formatting. Oh, and a Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/884844/1/Studying_Dragons

May the Sun shine upon your road
Description: A Sue that's written fairly well. But it's still a Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5879888/1/May_..._upon_your_road

Unexpected
Description: It's not so unexpected that this is a badfic at all.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5818633/1/Unexpected

I am not a Sue! LOTR SelfInsert
Description: The title lies.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5891258/1/I_am...LOTR_SelfInsert

Herbert the Hobbit
Description: a STU with the hots for Frodo. Ugh.
Status: Sporked by Siany-T
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897029/1/Herbert_The_Hobbit

Fate
Description: SUE!! Probably a Legomance as well.
Status: Sporked by Caranthol
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5831870/1/Fate

Kira in Middle Earth
Description: The very original title should already ring your alarm bell. Bad spelling and grammar, and a Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5903227/1/Kira_in_Middle_Earth

Lady in training
Description: Just another Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2328447/1/Lady_in_Training

A Star of Night
Description: Sue. *sighs* Oh, and the first chapter is an author's note.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5907407/1/A_Star_of_Night

Illyia, Daughter of Elrond
Description: Arwen gets replaced by a Sue because the Suethor "never understood what Aragorn saw in her". Suethor also dislikes characters that aren't perfect and have flaws.
Status: Sporked by TDRT
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5904391/1/Illy...ghter_of_Elrond

My One and Only
Description: read the first sentence of the first chapter. It says enough.
Status: Sporked by Refia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5908526/1/My_One_and_Only

The Dance
Description: Glorfindel/Erestor slash.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5900260/1/The_Dance

Slipping Backward
Description: A sue. I know, I know, another one, yes.
Status: Sporked by Destined Darkness
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836356/1/Slipping_Backward

Issabel's Story
Description: The Sues just keep coming, don't they?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5917361/1/Issabels_Story

The Blue Willow
Description: How unexpected! A Sue!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567138/1/The_Blue_Willow

The Match
Description: Xaja saw this and said, "Wha??"
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5919170/1/The_Match

Would You Go With Me?
Description: Legolas with a Female Orc. Sure, why not. Happens all the time.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5920984/1/Would_You_Go_With_Me

Until Soon
Description: A Lothlorien!Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5921355/1/Until_Soon

Morwen Menthathiel
Description: The Sue's father's name is Maedhros... who gave up immortality for a mortal woman.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5453874/1/Morwen_Mentathiel

My Luv is like a Mount Doom
Description: I swear this is a troll. Read at your own risk.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3904930/1/My_L...ke_a_Mount_Doom

On the Wings of Dragons
Description: Elrond's Daughter #452,643,943.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5932212/1/On_t...ings_of_Dragons

The Adventure of Middle Earth
Description: Girl in Middle-earth #945,213,633, avec questionable grammar.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5932088/1/The_...of_Middle_Earth

The Fellowship's Bliss
Description: Girl in Middle-earth #945, 213, 634.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5798810/1/The_Fellowships_Bliss

the grandchildren of the beast
Description: Beauty and the beast/LotR crossover. . . need I say more?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937638/1/the_...en_of_the_beast

Aratoamin, Legolas
Description: Rivendell!Elvish!Sue, Legomance, 'meh' grammar. Her name's Liliana, daughter of Titus and Lucinda. Because those are such Elven names.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5938093/1/Aratoamin_Legolas

Wolf Maiden
Description: Legomance with a Sue (Poor Legolas), and crap grammar.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5946623/1/Wolf_maiden

the fellow ship plus oneor a few
Description: Look at the title and guess what this will be?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5947283/1/the_...lus_oneor_a_few

My Dryad
Description: A Mary Sue. What else is new?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5946769/1/My_Dryad

A 'Roselle' By Any Other Name
Description: A sue who needs her ego punctured.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5951672/1/A_Ro..._Any_Other_Name

To Lothlorien
Description: Elrond's got another daughter. Who would have thought.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5950456/1/To_Lothlorien

The Pursuit
Description: Glorfindel x SAURON. ENOUGH SAID!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5953982/1/The_Pursuit

Melody's Life Song
Description: A Sue. *sigh*
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5825137/1/Melodys_Life_Song

Dúlin the Nightingale
Description: The entire first chapter is in italics. The summary announces that it's a 10th Walker, Legolas/OC romance. She's practically a daughter of Elrond.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5966092/1/Dulin_The_Nightingale

The Old Ways
Description: This one is just random.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5962812/1/The_Old_Ways

The Lord of the Rings: With an Angelic Twist
Description: STU!
Status: Sporked by Refia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5960457/1/The_...n_Angelic_Twist

Thy Child
Description: Sue and Sue-spawn.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239000/1/Thy_Child

Ashes to Ashes: Angels and Demons
Description: Legolas' tragic childhood. Involves a twin sister and someone named Thuranduil who is apparently his father.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985582/2/Ashe...gels_and_Demons

About Alice
Description: It's a GIME with lacking grammar. And mushrooms.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5783073/1/About_Alice

Stupidity Is Just Our Thing
Description: THREE GIMEs, with bad grammar and mediocre spelling. Legolas, Aragorn and Merry are the victims. Poor guys.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567754/1/Stup..._Just_Our_Thing

A Different Kind of Elf
Description: A Lothlorien!Sue who is rude to dwarves. Ugh.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5993252/1/A_Di...ent_Kind_of_Elf

Guts
Descripion: A weird one with a Stu. I think. Tel, I trust your word on this.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5993037/1/Guts

Elle the Lady of the Lord of the Rings
Description: When Tel read it, she got an image of Reese Witherspoon's character from Legally Blonde, complete with pink outfit, traipsing through Moria. Enough said.
Status: Sporked by Tel
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5992408/1/Elle...rd_of_the_Rings

Arda Earth: The Fellowship of the Ring
Description: Sue. Unique species. Role-usurper. Iffy grammar.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5769207/1/Arda...hip_of_the_Ring

The Seer & The Ring
Description: A Sue meets Boromir, goes to Rivendell and I guess we know how it goes from there...
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5456786/1/The_Seer_The_Ring

Sirith: The Second War for Middle Earth
Description: An Elf!Sue from Fangorn, with a totally Elvish name. The description of the Sue is totally pukeworthy. This one needs to be sporked. Badly.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6003269/1/Siri...or_Middle_Earth

Julia the Bloodrinker
Description: A vampire!Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6005889/1/Julia_the_Bloodrinker

Hidden Angel: Part One of Loumis Maranwethiel Saga
Description: Legomance #239,384,172, with a Sue whose "aura was so bright and pure and untainted, it ruled out Lady Arwen and Lady Galadriel."
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5995636/1/Hidd...ranwethiel_Saga

The War of the Ring
Description: This one is just weird.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5453096/1/The_War_of_the_Ring

A Past Love
Description: Arwen x Edward Cullen. Enough said.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970522/1/A_Past_Love

Lord of the Rings: A New Fellowship of the Ring
Description: Two Sues, nothing new.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3931963/1/Lord...hip_of_the_Ring

Lord of the Rings: Burden of the Ring
Description: Sequel to "A New Fellowship of the Ring".
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6013938/1/Lord...den_of_the_Ring

Discovering Magic
Description: Slash, and I think it's an HP crossover. With a mini in the summary...
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6016119/1/Discovering_Magic

The Valar's Gift
Description: Horrible formatting (all in bold and italics, without any paragraph separation), Tenth Walker, a Maia!Sue, and I'm willing to bet it'll be a Legomance.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6024824/1/The_Valars_Gift

You'll be in My Heart
Description: Sue, Legomance, songfic...
Status: Sporked by AraionaDuBois
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028888/1/Youll_be_in_My_Heart

Ari's Story
Description: Made up kingdom, horrible nicknames, OOC-ness beyond compare, and a Sue named Ari. What more could you ask for?
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6021065/1/Aris_Story

Kitchen Disaster
Description: Sue!Ari and the comedic pair of Merry and Pippin baking pies in Rohan. I think canon just broke.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6001286/1/Kitchen_Disaster

Our Journey
Description: Another one of Galadriel's numerous daughters.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6056603/1/Our_Journey

Sarah Means Princess
Description: Poor Legolas. *sighs*
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4496642/1/Sarah_Means_Princess

Lady of Lorien
Description: Galadriel's Daughter #327,296,234.5.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6094553/1/Lady_Of_Lorien

Blaze
Description: Another sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6105269/1/Blaze

Revalations
Description: I'm not sure if this author knows the difference between a prologue and an epilogue...
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6176233/1/Revalations

For All Seasons
Description: Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to FF.net's first ever Mary Sue Legomance!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/272752/1/For_bAll_b_bSeasons_b

In the Blink of an Eye
Description: This one admits to being a Sue.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2161510/1/In_t..._b_of_an_bEye_b

The Elven Unicorn Lady
Description: This is a new one! Instead of a self insert Sue it's a self insert Unicorn!Sue!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/511293/1/The_Elven_Unicorn_Lady

The Threat of Humanity
Description: Everybody meet Kirilla, daughter of a half unicorn elf!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/543538/1/The_Threat_Of_Humanity

Legolas' Love
Description: Everybody meet the cloud princess of a hidden city!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/510673/1/Legolass_Love

Legolas and the Lorelei
Description: And the Suethor that can spell Rivendell right but not Gimli and Aragorn.
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/518506/1/Legolas_and_the_Lorelei

The Lost Temple of Rivina
Description: SUE!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/526202/1/The_L...mple_of_Rivinia

Not Going Back
Description: And here we have FF.net's second GiME!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/522929/Not_Going_Back

Nimbus and Legolas
Description: Well lookie what we have here! The sequel to the Sue fic Legolas' Love!
Status: Not sporked.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/516078/1/Legolas_and_Nimbus
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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jules14
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Hey, sorry to post here, but I want to spork "Ten," if the Suethor ever posts more chapters. I know I've been concentrating on "The Joker's Destini," but it seems that Mac's been getting all the bad lotr fanfics to spork, and I'd like a chance.
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Can we put where they're from in the description please, such as LOTR, batman, Dr Who...
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Refia
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I will, once this library is moved out of the LotR section. But first I just want to see if people think this is a good idea.

And Jules, you're welcome to spork any fic you want. :)
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Telcontar Rulz
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I think it's a great idea, Refie. I think we should keep all the badfic recommendations in the one post, though, just so that people won't have to sift through all the posts to look for them, and yes, we definitely need someone to keep track of who's going to spork/sporked what.
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Refia
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Oh, no worries there, Tel, I was planning on adding all posted badfics to the first post. Well, I'll try and do that, you can too, or perhaps somebody who wishes to take care of this...

Come to think of it, perhaps we need a seperate Library board.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Well, there's a new one. Eowyn Sauron, American Immigrant ADDED TO LIBRARY
Desciption: Japanese royalty Sue. Actually, most likely original story where all the characters are named after Tolkien's characters. Short so far, I think the first chapter got cut off.

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it seems that Mac's been getting all the bad lotr fanfics to spork,


It does, doesn't it? That's why the next one won't be LOTR.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Telcontar Rulz
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A couple of new stories added to the list. ;)
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Refia
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Seems like Eowyn Sauron is already deleted. XD
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Telcontar Rulz
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It's posted on Bard's forum in the 'Fanfiction Porn' thread after the theological debate. :)
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Trust me, it's worth at least a read for the What the Fuckery it induces.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Calenlass
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I read it. And went "What on Arda did I just stumble upon?" It didn't make any sense.
Man pelich cened buin rain amar?
Amman in gwael 'lain nallar?
Ithil 'ael eria athan Aear
I chîr tellin a choled le na mar
Sui cheledh geleb nadath thiathar
Calad buin nen, cîr thind gwannar
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I did a little MST of the Eowyn Sauron... but it wasn't much.It's on Bard's forum. How many times can you say"WTF?"before it gets old?

I'll look into the ones on the list after finals when I have some time.
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How many times can you say"WTF?"before it gets old?


A lot. I MST-ed 39 chapters of Phantom's Ange's phic "Two Hearts, One Soul" and it was mostly me going "WTF?"
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Telcontar Rulz
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The library has been updated.
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