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| Refia | Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM Post #1 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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[align=center]The Official "Please Spork Me!" Library[/align] Well, my friends, the idea of a topic like this came to me after witnessing a problem Mac faced a little while ago, namely: she didn't have a fic to spork anymore, as two of her spork-projects were removed or something like that. I gave her a suggestion of a badfic to spork, a suggestion she accepted! (I feel so happy I could help in a way... ^^" ) But that made me realise that if Mack could come across a problem like this, so could all of us. So I make this topic, which will essentially function as a library of badfics that are open for sporking. You don't have to go and actively search for badfics, but if you come across one, and it isn't sporked yet, why not post it here? If someone here runs out of fics again, he or she can pick one here if necesary. I will add any badfic posted here to the first post of this topic, or Tel may do so as well (I hope). Important is that, when you post a badfic, I'd appreciate it if you'd give us a reason as to why it is bad. One word is enough, like "slash" or "mpreg" or "Sue". That will make it easier for those looking for a fic to spork, for not everybody wants to MST slash or mpreg, for example. Also, I'll try to keep the status of the badfics up-to-date, so that you will know which fics are still unsporked and which aren't. This library is for more than just that, however. I will permit discussion of the posted badfics in this topic. But ONLY about the badfics. There should be more than enough to talk about even if we limit the options to just that. I look forward to some talks, myself. Lastly, I'm toying with the idea of promoting one of you guys to the library-keeper of this forum. Anyone here interested? You'll get a special, unique rank for it, too! I think that's pretty much all I had to say concerning the official stuff. Now let's open the library... If this idea is a success for the LotR section, I'll move this to general fiction so that badfics for every fandom can be posted. The Library The Land of Khand Description: SUE! Oh, and a Tenth Walker, of course. Status: Sporked by Refia Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4782333/1/The_Land_of_Khand Ten Description: SUE! Denethor has a daughter, who is sent to Rivendell to seduce Elrond into giving Denethor the One Ring. Naturally, a Tenth Walker. Status: Sporked by Jules Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5008580/1/Ten Oh My GOSH! NO WAY! Description: GiME Sue. "She's a sophisticate modern woman in a prominent family, and she gets everything her way, but what happens if she falls in Middle Earth? rating might go up in the next chapters." Status: Sporked by Daisy Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5013840/1/Oh_My_GOSH_NO_WAY Eyes of a Wolf Description: Self-insert Sue. 'Normal' teenage girl who is obviously a stand in for the author. Oh, she shoves her faith in her readers' faces in the first chapter. Horrific spelling. Status: Sporked by Ariel Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5015456/1/Eyes_of_a_Wolf Stuck in Middle Earth Description: Two BAMF! Sues fall into Middle Earth. One is a Faramir fan, and the other a Legolas fan. Status: Sporked by Refia and as a Round Robin Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2379166/30/Stuck_in_Middle_earth Bara Koorome Description: Another GiME. A foster child, named Bara Koorome, falls into Middle Earth and joins the Fellowship. She cannot count, since she thinks she is the ninth member of the Fellowship, despite the fact everyone else is there. Status: Not sporked Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4874617/1/Bara_Koorome Sundered Kindreds Description: Glorfindel falls in love with (wait for it...) a female orc. Need I say more? Status: Sporked by Refia, UltimateEvilLord1 and Alya Mírielin Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105332/1/Sundered_Kindreds The lord of the rings Remix Description: A druid named Gabriella joins the Fellowship as a tenth walker. Frodo stammers and Elrond is a king. Status: Sporked by Refia and Alya Mírielin Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146587/1/The_...the_rings_Remix Love Me Forever Description: Gimli's adopted daughter escapes the massacre at Moria and then turns her attentions to wooing Eomer. Status: Sporked by Athenarena Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5369235/1/Love_Me_Forever Valae the Valiant Description: Tenth walker ranger Sue who steals Aragorn's lines. Another candidate for Legolas' harem. Status: Sporked by MackenzieW Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4991437/1/Valae_the_Valiant Silverpath: The Calling Description: A Mirkwood Sue called Lekrisa who is somehow related to a pack of wolves loses her memory and is taken under the wing of a wolf named Zelkier. Status: Sporked by Destined Darkness Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5523031/1/Silverpath_The_Calling A Love Forgotten Description: Ancient Sue. Legomance. Status: Sporked by RipplingOphelia Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1177515/1/A_Love_Forgotten Daughter of Gandalf Description: Gandalf has a daughter who attempts to save Boromir. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5924330/1/Daughter_of_Gandalf Estel&Meleth Description: Sue. Nuff said. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4756552/1/EstelMeleth The Natalie Effect Description: A Sue joins the filming of the movies as a female hobbit. Wow. Status: Sporked by TDRT Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5638417/1/The_Natalie_Effect Stranger Description: In the author's words: "Something I started on a whim because Eomer is so totally my favorite LOTR character. Bella OC lands herself in THE LORD OF THE RINGS at the mercy of Eomer and his Rohirrim. What shall she do with war looming on the horizon? Rated "M" for language." Status: Sporked by MackenzieW Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5378123/1/Stranger The Princess and the Elf Description: Sue? Troll? Or both? Status: Sporked by Ara's Greatest Squawk Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5633021/1/The_...ess_and_the_Elf No longer ugly Description: According to Ara, one of the most horrible, disgusting, evil Sues ever to infest the LotR fandom. Status: Sporked by Telcontar Rulz Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4189055/1/No_Longer_Ugly The Life of a Ranger's Daughter Description: Spelling and grammar are okay, but the rest is, eh... traditional. In a bad way. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5571200/1/The_...angers_Daughter In the forest Description: Badfic/Troll alert! Status: Sporked by Refia Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5701190/1/In_the_forest The Tenth Description: A Sue from a supposedly other realm in Middle-earth? Who knows. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719012/1/The_Tenth Angel Description: Enter Gandalf's niece and Gimli's sister: Tatianya. Enough said. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719052/1/Angel Lalaith ElerrinaWard of Rivendell Description: A self-insert. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5725654/1/Lala...rd_of_Rivendell Wanted Description: Sue. *yawns* Status: Sporked by Jedi Master Luthien Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5113425/1/Wanted Clocks Description: Decent grammar and spelling, but... Legomance and Sue. Need I say more? Status: Sporked by Maevainwen Adaniel Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732733/1/Clocks Wandering Warrior Description: I'll quote Tel here: A half elf called Camilla DeVin. In Middle Earth. Who speaks like Hagrid. *Headdesks multiple times.* Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5750474/1/Wandering_Warrior New World Description: The first (short) chapter alone should tell you what a Sue this is. The 'ultimate weapon' who can 'best the best of the best in any weaponry'. ORLY? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5692224/1/New_World Return of the King's Sister Description: Sue. *sigh* What else can I say, really? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4552753/1/Retu...he_Kings_Sister The Tenth Walker Description: The title speaks for itself. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5249128/1/The_Tenth_Walker The Dark Rider Description: Girl falls in Middle-earth and becomes a Tenth Walker. Yay. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1570573/1/The_Dark_Rider Firebringer, part of the Elemental Series Description: Sue that can turn into a tiger with stripes darker than the night. Wow. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5788839/1/Fire...lemental_series The Elven promse rings of Marillia and Legolas Description: Going from the title, I'd say Sue and Legomance. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5806763/1/promise_ring Dreamstate Description: Ebul Denethor and a Sue twin-sister for Faramir. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5649749/1/Dreamstate Lord of the rings 4: fighet the ring Description: It just sucks. Status: Sporked by Daisymall13 Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5816476/1/Lord...fighet_the_ring I Found You in the Forest Description: A Sue and Legomance. Even though the author says it's not. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5811934/1/I_Fo...u_In_The_Forest The Setting Of The Dawn Description: An Elf!Sue with a horse called Zanzibar. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5799116/1/The_...ing_Of_The_Dawn The cries that reach heaven Description: Elf!Sue with copied movie script, too. Fun. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3340615/1/The_...at_reach_heaven Returning Home Description: To quote Xaja: it's a bloody half-Elven Sue. Who's already buddies with Frodo & Co. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5837706/1/Returning_Home The Moonlit Child Description: A second daughter of Galadriel type of Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5846492/1/The_Moonlit_Child Dawnstar and Friend Description: Well, let me put it this way: Her only redeeming quality is that she seems to have read the Silmarillion. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5754452/1/Dawnstar_and_Friend Tales from the Keep Description: It's a Faramir/OC. Timelines are mucked up. And she's evidently the last heir of Gil-Galad. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5775026/3/Tales_from_the_Keep Lord Of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: The ten Description: Tenth walker. Says enough. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5860325/1/Lord...he_Ring_The_ten Rosel Description: Another tenth walker?! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5551171/1/Rosel Katherine in MiddleEarth Description: A Sue, with bad grammar and many troll-ish qualities. And Gandalf is a worlock. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3818639/1/Kath..._in_MiddleEarth Studying Dragons Description: Violation of canon, some 'secret' custom that requires Elves to marry and have children before they go on adventures, lousy formatting. Oh, and a Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/884844/1/Studying_Dragons May the Sun shine upon your road Description: A Sue that's written fairly well. But it's still a Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5879888/1/May_..._upon_your_road Unexpected Description: It's not so unexpected that this is a badfic at all. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5818633/1/Unexpected I am not a Sue! LOTR SelfInsert Description: The title lies. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5891258/1/I_am...LOTR_SelfInsert Herbert the Hobbit Description: a STU with the hots for Frodo. Ugh. Status: Sporked by Siany-T Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897029/1/Herbert_The_Hobbit Fate Description: SUE!! Probably a Legomance as well. Status: Sporked by Caranthol Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5831870/1/Fate Kira in Middle Earth Description: The very original title should already ring your alarm bell. Bad spelling and grammar, and a Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5903227/1/Kira_in_Middle_Earth Lady in training Description: Just another Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2328447/1/Lady_in_Training A Star of Night Description: Sue. *sighs* Oh, and the first chapter is an author's note. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5907407/1/A_Star_of_Night Illyia, Daughter of Elrond Description: Arwen gets replaced by a Sue because the Suethor "never understood what Aragorn saw in her". Suethor also dislikes characters that aren't perfect and have flaws. Status: Sporked by TDRT Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5904391/1/Illy...ghter_of_Elrond My One and Only Description: read the first sentence of the first chapter. It says enough. Status: Sporked by Refia Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5908526/1/My_One_and_Only The Dance Description: Glorfindel/Erestor slash. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5900260/1/The_Dance Slipping Backward Description: A sue. I know, I know, another one, yes. Status: Sporked by Destined Darkness Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836356/1/Slipping_Backward Issabel's Story Description: The Sues just keep coming, don't they? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5917361/1/Issabels_Story The Blue Willow Description: How unexpected! A Sue! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567138/1/The_Blue_Willow The Match Description: Xaja saw this and said, "Wha??" Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5919170/1/The_Match Would You Go With Me? Description: Legolas with a Female Orc. Sure, why not. Happens all the time. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5920984/1/Would_You_Go_With_Me Until Soon Description: A Lothlorien!Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5921355/1/Until_Soon Morwen Menthathiel Description: The Sue's father's name is Maedhros... who gave up immortality for a mortal woman. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5453874/1/Morwen_Mentathiel My Luv is like a Mount Doom Description: I swear this is a troll. Read at your own risk. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3904930/1/My_L...ke_a_Mount_Doom On the Wings of Dragons Description: Elrond's Daughter #452,643,943. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5932212/1/On_t...ings_of_Dragons The Adventure of Middle Earth Description: Girl in Middle-earth #945,213,633, avec questionable grammar. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5932088/1/The_...of_Middle_Earth The Fellowship's Bliss Description: Girl in Middle-earth #945, 213, 634. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5798810/1/The_Fellowships_Bliss the grandchildren of the beast Description: Beauty and the beast/LotR crossover. . . need I say more? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937638/1/the_...en_of_the_beast Aratoamin, Legolas Description: Rivendell!Elvish!Sue, Legomance, 'meh' grammar. Her name's Liliana, daughter of Titus and Lucinda. Because those are such Elven names. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5938093/1/Aratoamin_Legolas Wolf Maiden Description: Legomance with a Sue (Poor Legolas), and crap grammar. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5946623/1/Wolf_maiden the fellow ship plus oneor a few Description: Look at the title and guess what this will be? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5947283/1/the_...lus_oneor_a_few My Dryad Description: A Mary Sue. What else is new? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5946769/1/My_Dryad A 'Roselle' By Any Other Name Description: A sue who needs her ego punctured. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5951672/1/A_Ro..._Any_Other_Name To Lothlorien Description: Elrond's got another daughter. Who would have thought. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5950456/1/To_Lothlorien The Pursuit Description: Glorfindel x SAURON. ENOUGH SAID! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5953982/1/The_Pursuit Melody's Life Song Description: A Sue. *sigh* Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5825137/1/Melodys_Life_Song Dúlin the Nightingale Description: The entire first chapter is in italics. The summary announces that it's a 10th Walker, Legolas/OC romance. She's practically a daughter of Elrond. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5966092/1/Dulin_The_Nightingale The Old Ways Description: This one is just random. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5962812/1/The_Old_Ways The Lord of the Rings: With an Angelic Twist Description: STU! Status: Sporked by Refia Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5960457/1/The_...n_Angelic_Twist Thy Child Description: Sue and Sue-spawn. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239000/1/Thy_Child Ashes to Ashes: Angels and Demons Description: Legolas' tragic childhood. Involves a twin sister and someone named Thuranduil who is apparently his father. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985582/2/Ashe...gels_and_Demons About Alice Description: It's a GIME with lacking grammar. And mushrooms. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5783073/1/About_Alice Stupidity Is Just Our Thing Description: THREE GIMEs, with bad grammar and mediocre spelling. Legolas, Aragorn and Merry are the victims. Poor guys. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567754/1/Stup..._Just_Our_Thing A Different Kind of Elf Description: A Lothlorien!Sue who is rude to dwarves. Ugh. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5993252/1/A_Di...ent_Kind_of_Elf Guts Descripion: A weird one with a Stu. I think. Tel, I trust your word on this. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5993037/1/Guts Elle the Lady of the Lord of the Rings Description: When Tel read it, she got an image of Reese Witherspoon's character from Legally Blonde, complete with pink outfit, traipsing through Moria. Enough said. Status: Sporked by Tel Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5992408/1/Elle...rd_of_the_Rings Arda Earth: The Fellowship of the Ring Description: Sue. Unique species. Role-usurper. Iffy grammar. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5769207/1/Arda...hip_of_the_Ring The Seer & The Ring Description: A Sue meets Boromir, goes to Rivendell and I guess we know how it goes from there... Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5456786/1/The_Seer_The_Ring Sirith: The Second War for Middle Earth Description: An Elf!Sue from Fangorn, with a totally Elvish name. The description of the Sue is totally pukeworthy. This one needs to be sporked. Badly. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6003269/1/Siri...or_Middle_Earth Julia the Bloodrinker Description: A vampire!Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6005889/1/Julia_the_Bloodrinker Hidden Angel: Part One of Loumis Maranwethiel Saga Description: Legomance #239,384,172, with a Sue whose "aura was so bright and pure and untainted, it ruled out Lady Arwen and Lady Galadriel." Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5995636/1/Hidd...ranwethiel_Saga The War of the Ring Description: This one is just weird. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5453096/1/The_War_of_the_Ring A Past Love Description: Arwen x Edward Cullen. Enough said. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970522/1/A_Past_Love Lord of the Rings: A New Fellowship of the Ring Description: Two Sues, nothing new. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3931963/1/Lord...hip_of_the_Ring Lord of the Rings: Burden of the Ring Description: Sequel to "A New Fellowship of the Ring". Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6013938/1/Lord...den_of_the_Ring Discovering Magic Description: Slash, and I think it's an HP crossover. With a mini in the summary... Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6016119/1/Discovering_Magic The Valar's Gift Description: Horrible formatting (all in bold and italics, without any paragraph separation), Tenth Walker, a Maia!Sue, and I'm willing to bet it'll be a Legomance. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6024824/1/The_Valars_Gift You'll be in My Heart Description: Sue, Legomance, songfic... Status: Sporked by AraionaDuBois Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028888/1/Youll_be_in_My_Heart Ari's Story Description: Made up kingdom, horrible nicknames, OOC-ness beyond compare, and a Sue named Ari. What more could you ask for? Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6021065/1/Aris_Story Kitchen Disaster Description: Sue!Ari and the comedic pair of Merry and Pippin baking pies in Rohan. I think canon just broke. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6001286/1/Kitchen_Disaster Our Journey Description: Another one of Galadriel's numerous daughters. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6056603/1/Our_Journey Sarah Means Princess Description: Poor Legolas. *sighs* Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4496642/1/Sarah_Means_Princess Lady of Lorien Description: Galadriel's Daughter #327,296,234.5. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6094553/1/Lady_Of_Lorien Blaze Description: Another sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6105269/1/Blaze Revalations Description: I'm not sure if this author knows the difference between a prologue and an epilogue... Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6176233/1/Revalations For All Seasons Description: Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to FF.net's first ever Mary Sue Legomance! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/272752/1/For_bAll_b_bSeasons_b In the Blink of an Eye Description: This one admits to being a Sue. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2161510/1/In_t..._b_of_an_bEye_b The Elven Unicorn Lady Description: This is a new one! Instead of a self insert Sue it's a self insert Unicorn!Sue! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/511293/1/The_Elven_Unicorn_Lady The Threat of Humanity Description: Everybody meet Kirilla, daughter of a half unicorn elf! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/543538/1/The_Threat_Of_Humanity Legolas' Love Description: Everybody meet the cloud princess of a hidden city! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/510673/1/Legolass_Love Legolas and the Lorelei Description: And the Suethor that can spell Rivendell right but not Gimli and Aragorn. Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/518506/1/Legolas_and_the_Lorelei The Lost Temple of Rivina Description: SUE! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/526202/1/The_L...mple_of_Rivinia Not Going Back Description: And here we have FF.net's second GiME! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/522929/Not_Going_Back Nimbus and Legolas Description: Well lookie what we have here! The sequel to the Sue fic Legolas' Love! Status: Not sporked. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/516078/1/Legolas_and_Nimbus |
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| jules14 | Apr 21 2009, 08:43 PM Post #2 |
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Hey, sorry to post here, but I want to spork "Ten," if the Suethor ever posts more chapters. I know I've been concentrating on "The Joker's Destini," but it seems that Mac's been getting all the bad lotr fanfics to spork, and I'd like a chance. |
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| Fishpaste | Apr 21 2009, 08:54 PM Post #3 |
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Rising Again
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Can we put where they're from in the description please, such as LOTR, batman, Dr Who... |
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Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke! Proud member of the society for the Protection of Neglected Commas (SPNC) | |
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| Refia | Apr 21 2009, 09:20 PM Post #4 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I will, once this library is moved out of the LotR section. But first I just want to see if people think this is a good idea. And Jules, you're welcome to spork any fic you want.
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| Telcontar Rulz | Apr 22 2009, 04:16 AM Post #5 |
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Rising Again
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I think it's a great idea, Refie. I think we should keep all the badfic recommendations in the one post, though, just so that people won't have to sift through all the posts to look for them, and yes, we definitely need someone to keep track of who's going to spork/sporked what. |
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| Refia | Apr 22 2009, 06:53 AM Post #6 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Oh, no worries there, Tel, I was planning on adding all posted badfics to the first post. Well, I'll try and do that, you can too, or perhaps somebody who wishes to take care of this... Come to think of it, perhaps we need a seperate Library board. |
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[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
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| MackenzieW | Apr 27 2009, 04:50 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Time Lady
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Well, there's a new one. Eowyn Sauron, American Immigrant ADDED TO LIBRARY Desciption: Japanese royalty Sue. Actually, most likely original story where all the characters are named after Tolkien's characters. Short so far, I think the first chapter got cut off.
It does, doesn't it? That's why the next one won't be LOTR. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Apr 28 2009, 09:20 AM Post #8 |
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Rising Again
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A couple of new stories added to the list.
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| Refia | Apr 28 2009, 12:44 PM Post #9 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Seems like Eowyn Sauron is already deleted. XD |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Apr 28 2009, 10:00 PM Post #10 |
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Rising Again
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It's posted on Bard's forum in the 'Fanfiction Porn' thread after the theological debate.
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| MackenzieW | Apr 29 2009, 01:53 AM Post #11 |
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Trust me, it's worth at least a read for the What the Fuckery it induces. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Calenlass | May 1 2009, 01:01 AM Post #12 |
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Lonesome Stranger
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I read it. And went "What on Arda did I just stumble upon?" It didn't make any sense. |
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Man pelich cened buin rain amar? Amman in gwael 'lain nallar? Ithil 'ael eria athan Aear I chîr tellin a choled le na mar Sui cheledh geleb nadath thiathar Calad buin nen, cîr thind gwannar Nan Annûn | |
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| kat75643 | May 17 2009, 03:27 AM Post #13 |
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In The Member Spotlight!
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I did a little MST of the Eowyn Sauron... but it wasn't much.It's on Bard's forum. How many times can you say"WTF?"before it gets old? I'll look into the ones on the list after finals when I have some time. |
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| MackenzieW | May 17 2009, 06:44 AM Post #14 |
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A lot. I MST-ed 39 chapters of Phantom's Ange's phic "Two Hearts, One Soul" and it was mostly me going "WTF?" |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Jun 28 2009, 07:23 AM Post #15 |
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Rising Again
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The library has been updated. |
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