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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,709 Views)
Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Thrashette Muscula?!

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WTF?!

Xaja, if you have to spork an Elf/Orc pairing, do that one!
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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No comment on either *Headdesks*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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jules14
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Can I spork the one about Illyia or whatever the hell her name is? The Suethor replaces Arwen with her Sue because, I quote, "she doesn't like Arwen and can't see why Aragorn ever loved her".

My, my, aren't we the immature, jealous little fanbrat.
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MackenzieW
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The Suethor replaces Arwen with her Sue because, I quote, "she doesn't like Arwen and can't see why Aragorn ever loved her".


Also known as "I didn't read the book so I have no idea of the background between Arwen and Aragorn's relationship."

But it's also on the list of reasons to write a Sue.
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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
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Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


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jules14,Apr 25 2010
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Can I spork the one about Illyia or whatever the hell her name is? The Suethor replaces Arwen with her Sue because, I quote, "she doesn't like Arwen and can't see why Aragorn ever loved her".

My, my, aren't we the immature, jealous little fanbrat.

WHAT.

THE.

F*CK?!

SERIOUSLY?!

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*dies*

Wow, and I thought Shadow08 was immature...
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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Suethors are very immature.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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This takes the cake, though.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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Of course but just saying Suethors are of a lower intelligence.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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It's sad, though. I'm glad Jules shook her up somewhat.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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It is sad but what can we do about it? We rant, rail and spork and 99% of them do not change.

So am I. So am I Refie.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Sometimes I fear we're fighting a loosing battle. But then again, Tel's right when she says that above all we have to do this for fun.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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Ah that is very wise advice from Tel.

I think we are but we are consolidating I have noticed. Those who want and have a better grasp of English. Maybe it will wake the admin up.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Can I spork the one about Illyia or whatever the hell her name is? The Suethor replaces Arwen with her Sue because, I quote, "she doesn't like Arwen and can't see why Aragorn ever loved her".

My, my, aren't we the immature, jealous little fanbrat.


Wow. . . What a little bitch. Do Jules, it deserves it.
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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jules14
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I know, I know. It gets better: this Suethor says that "characters who do the wrong thing or who act stupid bug the hell out of me." She loves Mary Sues, apparently.
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Wha? :blink: How does that work?!? Tolkiens characters don't act stupid. . .

And I HATE Authors who love Mary Sues.
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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