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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,696 Views)
Maevainwen Adaniel
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Master of the Rings
I know!! :headwall: :headwall: :happy:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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athenarena
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It is perfect.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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As opposed to this... Gnnnngh!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5950456/1/To_Lothlorien

Why? WHY?!?! :headwall:
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Refia
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Another daughter of Elron? This is, what, number 459126479454536643245632584122369852148?

:headwall:
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:blink: :headwall: :ph43r: *passes out*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Xaja Silversheen
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*catches the mini named Elron* I hear ya...

*headdesks self into unconsciousness* :headwall:

*recovers*

And this one is... dare I say it...

Glorfindel/Sauron. *projectile vomits*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5953982/1/The_Pursuit
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*dies* :ph43r:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Refia
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HOLY SHIT. Glorfindel and Sauron? 0_o

:headwall:
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Xaja Silversheen
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And Glorfindel's the one doing the pursuing...

*twitches and joins Mae in death*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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I can't believe that . . . just too horrible . . . GAH :headwall:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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athenarena
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*has a heart attack*

What was that?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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*ressurects self* Horrible.

This one's iffy. Mediocre grammar, several generations post-WotR, and she looks exactly like Arwen.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5952785/1/Travelers_return
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Destined Darkness
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I don't know if there is already a thread! but should we make a thread where we can explain in small detail, great detail or poetic detail how each member of our team is and/or how they died? for instance

Slipping Backwards:

DD: *3 quaters of DD have so far died trying to spork this fic*

Todd: *has tried countless times to slit his own throat and bake it into a pie*

Thranduil: *has gone so far as to literally drown his sorrows in the drink*

Elrond: *has overdosed on his medical melodies and is wondering why he is still alive*

And so on like that! Sorta!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Xaja Silversheen
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Hmm, interesting idea...

How this didn't get added earlier, I don't know. Three Sues based off the Suethor and her friends. Ugh.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5916587/1/Yet_Another_MS_Story
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Destined Darkness
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Not even gonna look! :)

I've been thinking about it for awhile! :) only because I feel like a little part of me dies every time I see how much I've sporked and how much I have left to spork! *cries*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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