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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,811 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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*reads*
*jaw drops*

Oh, for the love...

At least the grammar isn't completely atrocious like some other badfics I've read... but STILL, that is a horrible plot!
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Xaja Silversheen
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And while we're on the subject, how's this one?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5378123/1/Stranger

Allow me to quote the author-given summary: "Something I started on a whim because Eomer is so totally my favorite LOTR character. Bella OC lands herself in THE LORD OF THE RINGS at the mercy of Eomer and his Rohirrim. What shall she do with war looming on the horizon? Rated "M" for language."

Valar help us all.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Telcontar Rulz
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5633021/1/The_...ess_and_the_Elf

I'm not quite sure what to make of this. Troll, or genuine sporkable material?
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Xaja Silversheen
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Sounds like she could be part of Angey's fan club.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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I'm not quite sure what to make of this. Troll, or genuine sporkable material?


Kinda hard to tell. I thought it was an absolute load.
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kat75643
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Troll, or genuine sporkable material?


I sure hope it's a troll. That's pretty bad.
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Oh. . .oh my goodness.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4189055/1/No_Longer_Ugly

It was done a while ago, but honestly. . .either it's a troll, or it's one of the most horrible, disgusting, evil Sues ever to infest the LotR fandom.
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Xaja Silversheen
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*reads first chapter*
*violently twitches*

At this point, Xaja twitches so much that she has a seizure. While the rest of the team is busy trying to help her, Obi-Wan has taken control of the computer*

Holy effin' crap. I hope to hell that's a troll! It's almost as bad as Veranniel! (Not that I read it, I'm going off the horror stories that Xaja told us last night)

I, personally, would like to retain some of my sanity, but if someone else wants this fic, good luck! May the Force be with you.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Honestly, it is truly horrible.
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Oh God... *twitches violently* I don't want to go near that thing. That's awful.
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AraionaDuBois
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The reviews are really funny, though... ;)
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Ariel
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I'd be more than happy to spork that! Honestly though, that is horrible. The reviews are hilarious though.
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Caranthol
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Oh, God, my eyes, my eyes! I wish I could unread what I just read. Seriously, it has to be a troll. It's so over the top that I doubt even the rabidest and stupidest fangirl could write like that.
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Siany-T
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Ok now I'm scared to read it.
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Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
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Ariel
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*chanting* Read it! read it! Read it!
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