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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,683 Views)
athenarena
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No-one will if we do not.

I am starting to dislike Winston Churchill.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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Really? Why? Not saying I like him, but I always remember what our history teacher said about him: "He was the greatest politician of the 20th century. Yes, he was a drunk. Yes, he was rude and he swore and he insulted people. But it was him that kept England fighting during WW II when they could have had negotiated for peace. And for that alone does he deserve respect."
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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Well yes for all that I admire him but look at his victory speech. He tries to justify coming into Ireland then a dominion status for the good of England. Their need was greater than our rights in his eyes and he totally ignored the fact we were "friendly neutral.*

He was being a hypocritic!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Telcontar Rulz
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I'm not objecting to any manner of political discussion, but this is the 'Please Spork Me' library for LotR. Unless Churchill has written spork-worthy LotR fanfic, I think he belongs in another thread. ;)
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athenarena
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*grumbles* Leaving dictator.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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Hey, since when does a mod tel the admin what to do?! :P
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Telcontar Rulz
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Just trying to keep order, Refie. ;)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239000/1/Thy_Child
Sue and Sue-spawn.
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athenarena
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So I can continue talking to you Refie about Churchill? *whimpers away from Mod*

How did you find that Tel?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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AraionaDuBois
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Ugh... horrid story. Absolutely horrid. What the hell is up with that name?!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Um . . . Nanaylia and Chimone :blink: What. The. Frick :blink:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Here's one...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985582/2/Ashe...gels_and_Demons

Legolas' tragic childhood. Involves a twin sister and someone named Thuranduil who is apparently his father.
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Xaja Silversheen
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What. The. Heck???

And then we have this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5783073/1/About_Alice It's a GIME with lacking grammar. And mushrooms.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Refia
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Jedi Master Luthien,May 21 2010
04:54 AM
Here's one...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985582/2/Ashe...gels_and_Demons

Legolas' tragic childhood. Involves a twin sister and someone named Thuranduil who is apparently his father.

Katara as the name for an Elf? Really? :sarcasm:
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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0.0 I think my brain just popped.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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Katara as the name for an Elf? Really? :sarcasm:


Most peculiar, seeing as 'K' isn't even in the Elvish alphabet. <_<
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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