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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,680 Views)
AraionaDuBois
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Chasing Shadows
Aye. I just read it again for the first time in 5 years or so... ah, memories.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Horribly disturbing memories! I swear the author is insane.
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Maevainwen Adaniel
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I read a spork of Celebrian :ph43r:

*reads the Evil within, screams and dies*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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See what I mean? It is absolutely horrid!
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Refia
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I read the unsporked version of Celebrian when I first found that pile of vomit. *nods*
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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AraionaDuBois
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Poor Mae... *hugs*

oh ick, Refie. That must have been fun. ;)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Refia
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Well, it helped that I went in having read similar fics before. Of course, not to THAT degree of bad, but still, I'd build up some immunity.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Siany-T
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Is this all up-to-date? 'Cause Vally, Rally and M are using it as a referance guide.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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Ariel
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I've read both versions of it. Both made me want to laugh from the sheer implausibility.
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Refia
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Well, Sian, the first post hasn't been updated in ages. ^^" But you can check if the links still work, cause it's all still spork material. And otherwise, just keep following the last pages, badfics usually get added daily. *nods*
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Yeah, I nearly vomited when I read Celebrian, but thinking back on it, it was just so ridiculusly impossible that I crackup everytime I think of it . . . although I'll neve let mum buy lavender bushes again.

The Evil Within wasn't to bad compared to Celebrian, It was still pretty bad though . . . I read a Laby fic with a sex scene in it nearly worthy of Celebrian :ph43r: I'll never look at Sarah and Jareth the same way again . . . :(
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Siany-T
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Right-o I'll pass the message on to my 'esteemed' captors. *aside* Do I have to say that? Really? Meanies.


Urg seriously Mae? Why is there a masochistic little part of me that wants to see that?
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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I dunno Sian ;) Sarah was blind . . . and she still managed to give great Oral *shudders* Compared to Celebrian it was fairly mild, but it was Jareth and they wrecked him :(

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4984399/8/Of_Cupid_and_Psyche Here's the chapter, if you want to read it . . .
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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athenarena
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Sian I have that same part too but I am doing everything to suppress it.


WTF?! What was that Mae?!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Rena, that was the fic that nearly wrecked the Laby fandom for me :ph43r:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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