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| Siany-T | May 24 2010, 06:57 PM Post #2236 |
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King of Nothing
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But they're all part of our mission! And I've started on Herbert The Hobbit. |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| athenarena | May 24 2010, 06:58 PM Post #2237 |
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Mission? |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Refia | May 24 2010, 08:29 PM Post #2238 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I have just sporked "My One and Only". You can read it here: http://z4.invisionfree.com/Refia/index.php?showtopic=629 This HAS to be a troll. I refuse to believe otherwise. This is a fic that has EVERYTHING in it that a Sue-fic can possibly have. There are many things in it that make you want to stab your eyes out, but there are a few gems in here that REALLY MADE ME FUCKING PISSED OFF! Check this out:
She calls Gimli stupid! And she doesn't even use his name ONCE during the fic! When later everybody joins the fellowship, look how she does it!
See? He's just 'the dwarf'. But what made me absolutely fucking mad is this. I dare you to read it. I dare you to NOT become mad after you've read it!
How. Dare. She. Call. Sam. Merry. Pippin. Useless. Just. How. Fucking. Dare. She. There's one more gem in here, at the end of the fic, but it has to be seen to be believed. I won't post it here, just read my MST, it isn't that long. Just let me tell you that it had me rolling over the floor, grasping at my stomach because it hurt from all the laughing. |
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[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
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| athenarena | May 24 2010, 08:43 PM Post #2239 |
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*pales* that is ... I think I am going to vomit. |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | May 24 2010, 09:05 PM Post #2240 |
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Master of the Rings
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Theyoffered their services, did they? *eyebrows* I'm sure THAT was appreciated |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| athenarena | May 24 2010, 09:08 PM Post #2241 |
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Such a badfic Refia! |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Siany-T | May 24 2010, 10:07 PM Post #2242 |
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King of Nothing
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Our Mission - to spork badfics until there is no badfic left. Or until we're dead. Whichever comes first Roger wilko Refie! *heads off to read* |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| Refia | May 24 2010, 10:09 PM Post #2243 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I've got a feeling the second'll come first, Sian... yes, go read! And prepare to loose braincells! |
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[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
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| Siany-T | May 24 2010, 10:12 PM Post #2244 |
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King of Nothing
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Possibly due to the amount of badfic. I have Lady Gaga Glee style. I am prepared. |
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Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
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| athenarena | May 24 2010, 10:12 PM Post #2245 |
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I have to agree with you there Refie. There must be a way to stop the braincells dying! |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | May 24 2010, 10:53 PM Post #2246 |
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Lost In The Future
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We should get something that helps replenish brain cells after our IQ levels have dropped several points. I wonder if Uncle Morgy has any? |
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| athenarena | May 24 2010, 10:54 PM Post #2247 |
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I hope he does! |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Xaja Silversheen | May 25 2010, 01:33 AM Post #2248 |
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King of Nothing
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Indeed. And speaking of which... Sue. Unique species. Role-usurper. Iffy grammar. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5769207/1/Arda...hip_of_the_Ring And a superhero!Sue. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5995332/1/Bird...er_Crazy_Things |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| AraionaDuBois | May 25 2010, 02:42 AM Post #2249 |
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Chasing Shadows
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Uncle Morgy says that he does have something but no one will get anything if they call him Uncle Morgy one more time. oh my Eru, Refie! That's... so stupid and horrid! Someone's gonna get a flame... Looking forward to reading your spork.
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| Telcontar Rulz | May 25 2010, 03:22 AM Post #2250 |
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Rising Again
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I'm sporking Elle the Lady of the Lord of the Rings. Hopefully it will be up soon. |
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