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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,670 Views)
Siany-T
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King of Nothing
:hug: Rena, you're so thoughtful.

Just got to a part in Herbie Chapter 2 where he needs to 'relieve' himself. Urg, so wrong. It'll be up soon.

Badfic, badfic everywhere and such a lot to spork.
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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Refia
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Anybody have a bad explicit hetero sex badfic? Can be from any fandom I vaguely know, but I need one for my next MST, which will be a girl-team only. The boys get payback, after they had to read an explicit slash incest fic. ;)
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Xaja Silversheen
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I saw one femslash fic... I didn't dare click on it. *shudders*

You could just adjust the search to 'M' and 'Romance', maybe with a certain character *cough*LEGOLAS*cough* and find a 'good' smut fic that way...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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AraionaDuBois
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I've been looking... all I'm finding is slash, but I know there has to be something out there. :D
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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I saw something the other day- I think it was on lotrfanfiction.com- that looked pretty bad. It was an NC-17 Haldir/OFC PWP fic. Didn't click on it... but there ya go.
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AraionaDuBois
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Ah... lotrfanfiction.net is full of wonderful things! here's a gem for you!

A Night Fit for a Prince

Not only was it stupid and non-con but it had sex!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Xaja Silversheen
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No smut in this one... But she's an Elvish!Sue from Fangorn Forest. (?!) With a completely Elven name. :sarcasm: Theodred's the victim of this poor-grammar fic.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6003269/1/Siri...or_Middle_Earth

Let me quote the description of the Sue's beauty when she approaches Edoras with her parents:

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On the back of a large black feline, which's head was almost higher than the warhorses surrounding it, the third rider tilted it's head at Lithen, who nodded in return. Slowly, two finely sculpted porcelain arms reached up and lowered the black silk hood and revealed what most men would call a goddess if asked later. Blue-black steel colored hair sparkled in straight perfection, a high forehead, chiseled cheekbones and large, innocent eyes seemed to look at everyone at once. Full lips the color of wild berries offset the breathtaking emerald green eyes that sat in stone above them. The beauty of this human seemed unreal to the men under Gaelen, Marshall of the Ridermark. Curving in a graceful arch, her neck like that of the swans in Dol Amroth, sloped downward perfectly. Many men caught themselves staring and averted their eyes, lest such an angelic creature be tainted by the looks of mere mortals.


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The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Oh gods :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Siany-T
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*Shreiking* Sue! Sue! So obviously a Sue!
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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Refia
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AARGH! A terrible Sue at that! She's made out of emeralds, porcelain and stone! How the fuck does she move?! ??? This one is added to the ever growing list!
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Siany-T
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She'll be easy to destroy. I've got a hammer, we just hit her with it
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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AraionaDuBois
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oh Valar, I couldn't get through that little paragraph....
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Refia
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We need to increase the number of our troops! The badfics are gaining ground on us. :ph43r:
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Siany-T
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Trying as hard as we can sir!
Merlin: Thank you.
Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself.
Merlin, Series 2


David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry.
John: Sorry.
Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special


Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll!
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AraionaDuBois
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*salutes* working as hard as I can, sir! :D
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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