| Welcome to Refia. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,670 Views) | |
| Siany-T | May 27 2010, 10:37 PM Post #2296 |
|
King of Nothing
|
Rena, you're so thoughtful.Just got to a part in Herbie Chapter 2 where he needs to 'relieve' himself. Urg, so wrong. It'll be up soon. Badfic, badfic everywhere and such a lot to spork. |
|
Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
![]() |
|
| Refia | May 27 2010, 10:40 PM Post #2297 |
|
Paying Tribute to the Past
|
Anybody have a bad explicit hetero sex badfic? Can be from any fandom I vaguely know, but I need one for my next MST, which will be a girl-team only. The boys get payback, after they had to read an explicit slash incest fic.
|
|
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
![]() |
|
| Xaja Silversheen | May 27 2010, 11:53 PM Post #2298 |
|
King of Nothing
|
I saw one femslash fic... I didn't dare click on it. *shudders* You could just adjust the search to 'M' and 'Romance', maybe with a certain character *cough*LEGOLAS*cough* and find a 'good' smut fic that way... |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
![]() |
|
| AraionaDuBois | May 28 2010, 03:13 AM Post #2299 |
|
Chasing Shadows
|
I've been looking... all I'm finding is slash, but I know there has to be something out there.
|
|
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
![]() |
|
| Jedi Master Luthien | May 28 2010, 03:16 AM Post #2300 |
![]()
Future Egyptologist
|
I saw something the other day- I think it was on lotrfanfiction.com- that looked pretty bad. It was an NC-17 Haldir/OFC PWP fic. Didn't click on it... but there ya go. |
![]() |
|
| AraionaDuBois | May 28 2010, 03:34 AM Post #2301 |
|
Chasing Shadows
|
Ah... lotrfanfiction.net is full of wonderful things! here's a gem for you! A Night Fit for a Prince Not only was it stupid and non-con but it had sex! |
|
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
![]() |
|
| Xaja Silversheen | May 28 2010, 05:15 AM Post #2302 |
|
King of Nothing
|
No smut in this one... But she's an Elvish!Sue from Fangorn Forest. (?!) With a completely Elven name. Theodred's the victim of this poor-grammar fic.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6003269/1/Siri...or_Middle_Earth Let me quote the description of the Sue's beauty when she approaches Edoras with her parents:
|
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
![]() |
|
| Maevainwen Adaniel | May 28 2010, 06:27 AM Post #2303 |
|
Master of the Rings
|
Oh gods
|
|
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
![]() |
|
| Siany-T | May 28 2010, 10:55 AM Post #2304 |
|
King of Nothing
|
*Shreiking* Sue! Sue! So obviously a Sue! |
|
Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
![]() |
|
| Refia | May 28 2010, 11:00 AM Post #2305 |
|
Paying Tribute to the Past
|
AARGH! A terrible Sue at that! She's made out of emeralds, porcelain and stone! How the fuck does she move?! This one is added to the ever growing list!
|
|
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
![]() |
|
| Siany-T | May 28 2010, 11:32 AM Post #2306 |
|
King of Nothing
|
She'll be easy to destroy. I've got a hammer, we just hit her with it |
|
Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
![]() |
|
| AraionaDuBois | May 28 2010, 12:11 PM Post #2307 |
|
Chasing Shadows
|
oh Valar, I couldn't get through that little paragraph.... |
|
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
![]() |
|
| Refia | May 28 2010, 12:16 PM Post #2308 |
|
Paying Tribute to the Past
|
We need to increase the number of our troops! The badfics are gaining ground on us. :ph43r: |
|
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
![]() |
|
| Siany-T | May 28 2010, 03:25 PM Post #2309 |
|
King of Nothing
|
Trying as hard as we can sir! |
|
Merlin: Thank you. Arthur: For what? For lying to my father to save your worthless hide? If you ever put me in that situation again, Merlin, I will clap you irons myself. Merlin, Series 2 David: Oh and John. My TARDIS... mine. Say sorry. John: Sorry. Tonight's the Night: Doctor Who Special Team Demyx - 'cause that is how I roll! | |
![]() |
|
| AraionaDuBois | May 28 2010, 10:05 PM Post #2310 |
|
Chasing Shadows
|
*salutes* working as hard as I can, sir!
|
|
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · Lord of the Rings - General Discussion · Next Topic » |



Rena, you're so thoughtful.




Theodred's the victim of this poor-grammar fic.
This one is added to the ever growing list!

1:42 AM Jul 11