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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,662 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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King of Nothing
I think I've (thankfully) gotten most of the details blocked from my mind. I just remember that it was GROSS. *shudders and is glad she did not live in Ancient Greece*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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AraionaDuBois
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Chasing Shadows
Oh the normal raping of humans and the tricks the Gods played... interesting... but made me go 'wait, what?!' I think the bisexuality thing was pretty interesting too... and how older men took on a younger boy.

But really, with most ancient myths you're going to get some really icky stuff that makes you go 'wait, what?!'
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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athenarena
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Master of the Rings
Well they are interesting to say the least.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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Euuuuch.

And here's a new one. Slash, and I think it's an HP crossover. With a mini in the summary...

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Here's the monstrosity itself.... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6016119/1/Discovering_Magic
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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AraionaDuBois
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...what...the...FLAMING...hell?!?!?!?!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Oh Valar, excuse me while I go erase all my memory.

I got a review reply from the person who wrote The War of the Ring and she was nice in her reply!
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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AraionaDuBois
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Really? What did she say?
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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athenarena
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Master of the Rings
Nice? That is newish.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Jedi Master Luthien
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Wow, she was nice? I guess that's a good thing...

I keep getting stuck sporking "Wanted", 'cause the first chapter is almost entirely the FotR movie prologue written out. <_< Besides riffing the punctuation and the occasional use of Grelvish, I can't think of much to say. :dunno:
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Thank you and yes i have read the books and watched the movies many times. I
wanted to change their names because this story was not going to be a parallel
to LOTR i wanted to use the basic plot but change the story line completely,
so i changed some things. Thanks though.


That was her reply.
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Writing MSTs is a skill! Just make sarcastic remarks when the Sue or anyone for that matter states the obvious or says something really stupid, or do something completely random because your sporkers are getting seriously bored with the fic. In one of mine I think Feanor ends up playing "Chubby Bubbies" with 30 marshmallows in his mouth because he got bored. :D

And that was a pretty decent reply. You should have seen the one that PPD gave me - she was polite but I could tell she was seriously pissed.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Oh, the sarcastic remarks about the Sue part is fairly easy...or any original stuff, for that matter. It's the huge chunks of movie prologue I have trouble with... <_< Yeah, I guess I just have to think up something random for the sporkers to do. *begins thinking* The idea of Feanor with 30 marshmallows in his mouth is making me laugh really hard. :lol:

Yep, that was a decent reply. A little lacking in grammar, but she was being nice. It begs the question, "Why did you post it in the Lord of the Rings section, then?" though.
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AraionaDuBois
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Indeed it does....
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Xaja Silversheen
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This one's iffy. Elrond's Adopted Daughter Who Wants To Secretly Learn Swordplay #256,356,724.5.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6021922/1/Legolas_and_I
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Refia
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Guys, I just found this review on "My One and Only", the troll that I sporked:

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OMG dis is da bestest storeh i hav eva readed! qreat jobs! plllzzz updit soooon! writ mor!


Troll review? Or just stupid? Or a flamer cleverly disguised? ???
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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