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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,660 Views)
Jedi Master Luthien
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Amen to that. *shudders again* I didn't even read it- I skimmed- and I still saw so many spelling errors it made me sick. Not to mention the formatting, the grammar.... I think I'll go throw up now.
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Xaja Silversheen
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King of Nothing
The bathroom's all yours. I don't have anything left in me to throw up at all.

Oooh, and you know that Star Wars troll that we posted in the 'Other Fanfiction' section? Would you care to join us in flaming/reporting the little bugger's other crapfic?
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Ah, thank you. *runs into the bathroom and locks the door*

I actually already reported that one... I feel so sneaky! :evil:
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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A Maia!Sue?! Lord, and when I invented a Maia!Sue it was purely for the sake of parody! *hic*
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:blink: Oh gods . . . what the FRICK was that . . . Please gimme the rum, Xaja :beg:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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AraionaDuBois
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I don't even know what to say about that story... wow.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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athenarena
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Oh dear lord! The first chapter and I was gone!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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AraionaDuBois
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Hahahaha. I was able to get through everything without thinking about it cos if I stopped to think, I would have been even more confused... :D
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Xaja Silversheen
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I just skimmed that one!

This one... I didn't even scroll down once the page opened. Ugh. Sue, Legomance, songfic... And Ari, I wasn't aware that you and Legolas were an item. Does Vally know about this?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028888/1/Youll_be_in_My_Heart
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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AraionaDuBois
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....oh....my....ERU! I didn't even know I was with Legolas! Okay, this one is MINE cos I will have so much fun with it! :D Wait... does that make me a Sue?!?! I don't want to be a Sue!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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AraionaDuBois
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I checked out this chicks profile and apparently there are TWO other stories about Ari.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6021065/1/Aris_Story

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6001286/1/Kitchen_Disaster

I am not a Sue, damnit!

oh and Xaja, she uses the Skillet song 'Monster' in one of her Harry Potter fics.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Refia
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Should I add those two to the list?
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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AraionaDuBois
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Well, I know I'm tackling those... I'm putting the other one I was doing on hold cos I just have to do these three...how could I not? ;)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Refia
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Okay, I'll add them, if only so I can put in the status "Sporked by AD". :P Can you give a short description of each of them saying why it is bad?
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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AraionaDuBois
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Lol. :P :D

Ari's story: Made up kingdom, horrible nicknames, OOC-ness beyond compare, and a Sue named Ari. What more could you ask for?

Kitchen Disaster: Sue!Ari and the comedic pair of Merry and Pippin baking pies in Rohan. I think canon just broke.

You'll be in My Heart: Sue!Ari and Legolas sharing a quiet moment while Legolas sings Phil Collins. Yeah cos even in Middle-earth, Phil Collins can be heard.

Sorry, they're rather bad but it's off the cuff and I'm about to leave for work. :D if I think of something better at work I'll change the descriptions.
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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