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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,656 Views)
AraionaDuBois
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We told you... we told you it was bad. :D
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Yes, it was...horrid! I couldn't get through it. It was nauseating!
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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It's okay, I couldn't get through the whole thing either. I read some parts, shuddered, then skimmed over the rest of it. My sister said I looked a bit pale after I got off the computer. :P
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TDRT
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I just finished the dramatic reading of it last night.

I felt like the weight of the world was taken off my shoulders when I finished. I seriously let out a huge:

I'M DONE! YES!

Celebrian is one of those, if you can get through it, you can get through anything. Well, unless something worse comes out.

*hands out free huggles*

And there's an Aragon/SAURON fic?! 0_o
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Refia
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There's even a Treebeard/Legolas and Gollem/Shelob one, so...
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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TDRT
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Who really thinks those characters go together? And WHY use beloved characters? Why not just make your OWN original characters to do that?

I swear, I just don't understand the mindset of people...
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Refia
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I've given up trying to understand. I just headdesk.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Ariel
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I started listening to your dramatic reading. Sheer boredom dontchaknow. Anywho, the goblin voices cracked me up. It sounded like they all had nasty colds and couldn't breathe through their noses.

I avoid fics like that if all possible. I have my standards, even when sporking.
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AraionaDuBois
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JD: Yup. First slash fic I ever read. Didn't know what was going on at first too.

http://www.libraryofmoria.com/aragornsauron/evilwithin.txt

enjoy. Glad you finished that monstrosity! *hugs back* :D

I also found a Sauron/One Ring once... wonder if I still know where that one is...
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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MackenzieW
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Just popping in to say I'm going to spork "My Heart Draws a Dream." Two Sues who are Aragorn's sisters? Should be fun!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Arya Svit-Kona
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Okay Mac!

I think The Evil Within was the first slash fic I read too. That one was horrid too, but Celebrian was worse!
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Awesome Mac!!!

I just posted Chapter three of 'Clocks' :D After about a month or two of neglecting it . . .
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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TDRT
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Excuse my ignorance in this, but I came across a term I didn't know...

What exactly is a "mini" or "mini-Balrog"? It was in some of the summaries for the stories...does it refer to a type of Sue?
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Refia
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A mini is created when an author misspells the name of a canon character. Like Saruon instead of Sauron. I don't know why they are mini balrogs myself, but apparently they like bacon and are put up for adoption whenever they are found by the sporkers.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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AraionaDuBois
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They originated (if I recall correctly) from Camilia Sandman's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/644826/1/The_O..._of_Middleearth
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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