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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,807 Views)
Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Anyone found anything spork-worthy lately?
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Telcontar Rulz
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5571200/1/The_...angers_Daughter

Her spelling and grammar are not too bad but the plot...it's very...ahem...traditional.
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athenarena
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Traditional?

It is a legomance isn't it?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Telcontar Rulz
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No, it's a Haldirmance, but Aragorn inexplicably has a daughter.
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Xaja Silversheen
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I saw the summary and was like, 'What the heck??' And after reading the first chapter... Isn't Vanya one of the Elven Rings? And, who is 'Arwin'? *ducks the mini-balrog flying over her head*

*reads furthur* Poor Haldir, another Sue that he has to fall in love with!
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Telcontar Rulz
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The three elven rings are Vilya, Narya and Nenya ;). Although Vanya was the name of Rosa's birth mother in one of her incarnations so that makes it pretty bad. Still, it's gotta be an improvement from 'Kale', which is a type of cabbage.
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athenarena
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Lest he is not as abused as Legolas.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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Oh, right. Oops :P What, she named her Sue Kale?? What the heck?

I saw a really horrible Haldir/Sue fic on FFN a while ago. I should go find it and post it...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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What happened in it?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4836907/1/Courage_of_the_Heart

Check it out... First, let us note how the Suethor spells her character's name: Abbigail.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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*whimpers* how bad is it?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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... It's not Rosa. YET. I'd rate her a 6 or 7 on the Sue-scale.

Oh yeah, and she makes Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, and Haldir's brothers fall in love with her. Of course, Haldir is the resident lust object...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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HOW MANY?!

How did you get through it?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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Pretty much! Typical damn Sue.

I skimmed through the fic instead of actually doing in-depth reading. I think it's still in progress, although haldirsbaby hasn't updated for a whlie...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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Praying for an abandonment?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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