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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,650 Views)
Fishpaste
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*frowns* I think that one might be a troll, the grammar and english were very good.
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Boom! Another Sue!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6105269/1/Blaze
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Xaja Silversheen
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Oww... Did anyone manage to translate that spelling, or lack thereof? At all?

Here's another Sue. The title says enough.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6107609/1/10_of_the_fellowship
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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NOOOO! What is this world coming to?! THE HELL?!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3088078/13/The_Silver_Necklace

That's the last chapter, an announcement, because she's deleted all the other chapters and is planning to rewrite them. As far as I can judge, her character is an utter Sue.

BUT, my point is, her Sue STOLE my nickname! Her Sue's name is ARA! I can't believe it! What IS this?!

*starts crying*

:cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
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daisymall13
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...*hugs Ara* I feel sorry for you...I found a Sue with my RL name the other day <_<

The one that Xaja posted has thankfully been deleted. *dances*
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AraionaDuBois
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*hugs Ara* I know the feeling. I'm still working on sporking the Ari!Sue series. There are four stories she's written so far... <_< But I totally feel your pain. *hugs again*
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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*sniffles, wipes eyes* Thank you, guys. Daisy, the only unique thing about that Sue must've been the name. I don't think I've seen a Sue with your RL name before. And Ari, that must suck!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6176233/1/Revalations

I'm not sure if this author knows the difference between a prologue and an epilogue...
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daisymall13
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Daisy: It was one of the most Sueish Sues I've come across...*shivers*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6182220/1/Legolas_Sees_Her
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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ARGH!! :O_O: So many bad stories . . . so many . . . *bursts into tears* :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

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Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

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Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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athenarena
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I feel even watching animals die while trying to save them will not have toughened me up enough to read all the shitfics you have accumlated.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Ye gods.... these fics make you wonder if people can actually write.
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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I'm popping in to say that I'm claiming "Stranger". Wish me luck!
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"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Refia
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Just bumping this to say that I've updated the library by weeding out badfics that no longer exists, having been removed from ff.net for one reason or another.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to FF.net's first ever Mary Sue Legomance!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/272752/1/For_bAll_b_bSeasons_b


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2161510/1/In_t..._b_of_an_bEye_b

This one admits to being a Sue.


This is a new one! Instead of a self insert Sue it's a self insert Unicorn!Sue!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/511293/1/The_Elven_Unicorn_Lady


Everybody meet Kirilla, daughter of a half unicorn elf!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/543538/1/The_Threat_Of_Humanity


Everybody meet the cloud princess of a hidden city!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/510673/1/Legolass_Love

And the Suethor that can spell Rivendell right but not Gimli and Aragorn.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/518506/1/Legolas_and_the_Lorelei


SUE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/526202/1/The_L...mple_of_Rivinia


And here we have FF.net's second GiME!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/522929/Not_Going_Back

Well lookie what we have here! The sequel to the Sue fic Legolas' Love!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/516078/1/Legolas_and_Nimbus


And..... I'm going to stop now. I think that's enough for now.
One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie

It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie

A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers

God is great
Life is good
Oh, and Legolas rules


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Refia
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Yee gods, thanks for warning us, Arya. :O_O: These will be added to the library. I suppose you just had to make up for the dead fics I deleted? XD
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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