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| Arya Svit-Kona | Nov 30 2010, 10:55 AM Post #2611 |
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Resident Nutcase
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Those have been lying around in the back of my mind for a while! I think all of them accept for the second one, were discovered while reading all of the LotR fics. The second one I found while looking up a different In the Blink of an Eye.Hm, I's shalt have to spork some of those... |
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One part fool, three parts brave-Brom in the Eragon movie It's better to ask forgiveness than permission-Brom and Eragon in the Eragon movie A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night-Legolas, The Two Towers God is great Life is good Oh, and Legolas rules | |
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| Refia | Nov 30 2010, 11:23 AM Post #2612 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Well, truth to be told, it was about time somebody brought in a fresh bag of shit. Not that there wasn't enough material to spork, oh no. But if people don't report badfics here, one might start thinking there aren't any badfics anymore, or that it's getting better at least. And we can't have that, now can we? :rolleyes:
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| Ariel | Dec 1 2010, 11:10 PM Post #2613 |
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Professional Nutcase
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Egads! Where do people come up with this stuff? Do they just pull it out of their asses or something? |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 1 2010, 11:54 PM Post #2614 |
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Probably. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Dec 2 2010, 12:37 AM Post #2615 |
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I've added all of Arya's badfics to the list.
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[align=center]Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? [/align] | |
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| Amarth | Feb 3 2011, 04:08 PM Post #2616 |
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Rising Again
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What about this one? The Tale of Adelaide And there are sequels, too. I'm not sure what to think, myself. Writing style, spelling and grammar are allright, but she is still a Sue : everybody falls in love with her , she sings, brings modern things with her, turns Legolas into a stalker/rapist, Haldir attacks her to mask his longing, has super powers, and, ultimately, gets to both marry the hobbit of her dreams and live both in Ea and our world. And yet something kept me reading until the end. Author has attempted to give her flaws, and a "price" to pay for her powers, but it's really only more angst-fuel and modern-independent-cussing-nonconforming-girl-is-wieved-as-a-fiery-spirit-rather-than-immature-brat thing. What really gets to me is the hypocrisy: Adelaide vs Mary Sue And her profile states she is against them, too. |
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"I dance the dance of the fool and pray you find me mad for if you lay hands upon the root you'll know me, without illusion and find me guilty of the truth."-Malkav's Words "LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!"-Glorfindel, "Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around" by crazyroninchic "Dear Harry, If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW? Sincerely, Ron" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.E- Albert Einstein My Tolkien fanfic recs Anime and manga fanfic recs Book and game fanfic recs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| MackenzieW | Feb 3 2011, 11:40 PM Post #2617 |
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Resident Time Lady
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Just from that summary alone, she sounds like she's a Sue. Were you rolling your eyes so hard that you swore they were going to roll out of your head?
I'm not sure if that's the car-crash theory or hope springs eternal theory. The car crash theory is that it's like a car crash--you know you should look away but you can't, no matter how bad the outcome. The hope springs eternal theory is that you think that maybe the author improves or it can't get any worse. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Amarth | Feb 4 2011, 02:48 AM Post #2618 |
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Rising Again
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Hope springs eternal, probably. I forgot to mention about the tenth-walker part. If only she had left that out, and toned down the femme fatale factor...the storytelling is rather good, it's her character that's the problem. Other characters are OOC only when interacting with her, she doesn't bash anyone or ruin established relationships. I also forgot to mention that she claims she has read the books and yet she uses the movie plot. |
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"I dance the dance of the fool and pray you find me mad for if you lay hands upon the root you'll know me, without illusion and find me guilty of the truth."-Malkav's Words "LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!"-Glorfindel, "Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around" by crazyroninchic "Dear Harry, If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW? Sincerely, Ron" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.E- Albert Einstein My Tolkien fanfic recs Anime and manga fanfic recs Book and game fanfic recs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| MackenzieW | Feb 4 2011, 05:14 AM Post #2619 |
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Resident Time Lady
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That actually sounds a lot like the stories I spork. Those drive me absolutely batty because I know that if they were to knock their character(s) off the golden pedestal they've placed them on, the story might be good because they have other things going for them.
Common to Suethors. I think they think that the reviewers will go easier on them if they say they've read the books when in fact it usually means we'll go harder on them because THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| athenarena | Feb 22 2011, 09:55 PM Post #2620 |
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Master of the Rings
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Just to let you know I am taking Bara Koorome as my MST. |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Amarth | Feb 22 2011, 10:40 PM Post #2621 |
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Rising Again
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First a half-illiterate Catti-Brie wannabe, and now anime-based Sue? You sure know how to pick them. I admire your courage. I chickened out and picked one whose greatest offense is shameless hypocrisy. |
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"I dance the dance of the fool and pray you find me mad for if you lay hands upon the root you'll know me, without illusion and find me guilty of the truth."-Malkav's Words "LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!"-Glorfindel, "Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around" by crazyroninchic "Dear Harry, If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW? Sincerely, Ron" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.E- Albert Einstein My Tolkien fanfic recs Anime and manga fanfic recs Book and game fanfic recs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| athenarena | Feb 22 2011, 10:55 PM Post #2622 |
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Master of the Rings
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The second one she becomes -I think- Elrond's daughter and I saw the sword Exacilbur in there. I know how to pick them *laughs*. Good luck Amarth :hug:. Amarth, start small, I beg you start small. |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 12 2011, 12:52 AM Post #2623 |
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Master of the Rings
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567754/1/Stup..._Just_Our_Thing Another GIME, three 15 year olds I think you can guess the rest.
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Refia | Mar 17 2011, 04:55 PM Post #2624 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Guys, we have a Sauron's Daughter!Sue on our hands here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6830221/1/Identities And here, canon rape and Sues of "Stuck in Middle-earth" proportions! Yes, it is that bad. Luckily, it's not as long: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6801641/4/Wait...rd_of_The_Rings Somebody needs to flame her. |
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| Amarth | Jul 17 2011, 05:47 AM Post #2625 |
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Rising Again
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As for the Sauron's Daughter!Sue, here's the solution to ALL of them. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1518794/3/The_Game_of_the_Gods Can't believe noone found this one: Legolas is like marmite
Enough said. Erm..."Ariel" is pure coincidence, right? Fellowship of the Freaks by MBDTA And here are the Sues I hate more than your average movie-fan Sue. These are the Sues that have read the books, and not only LotR. And yet, they are a bunch of sugar-high brats that go around raping canon in their "humourous" fanfic. And they wrote the whole trilogy. And the "Anti-Sue" fics, as well. Just check the profile. Reading the last one, I was reminded of Dreamstrifer's "The Fresca Files" series, but it appears she is rewriting them. I'll have to wait and see how much it got "improved". |
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Those have been lying around in the back of my mind for a while! I think all of them accept for the second one, were discovered while reading all of the LotR fics. The second one I found while looking up a different In the Blink of an Eye.



Not that there wasn't enough material to spork, oh no. But if people don't report badfics here, one might start thinking there aren't any badfics anymore, or that it's getting better at least. And we can't have that, now can we? :rolleyes:

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I think you can guess the rest.

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