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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,645 Views)
b5delenn
Light of Dawn
Amarth,Apr 13 2012
01:46 PM
But the problem with "no sex with married persons" wasn't for Eowyn, it was for Eowyn's mother. She would have been married then, right? Unless she was a widow, but I don't think you mentioned it.
And I meant that OSA had word limits for reviews (only 1000 characters), not story.

:blush: You are right, I did not recall the thing about Eowyn's mother and no, I did not pretend her to be a widow, my bad. :D
Sorry, I misunderstood, thought the limit was about chapters.

About the rapist!Eowyn fanfiction I am reading it now. Wood elves getting horny with oak leaves? That had me laughing for a while! Oh, to have a hamburguer with oak leafs and Thranduil at hand...

Legolas with a whore? I don't know what is the weirdest: that or a fanfiction I found that the pairing was Legolas/Treebeard (and not in the friendship way)

Thank you for the Antidotes link, Refia and Amarth.
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Amarth
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Actually, I don't think it would work on Thranduil, seeing how he is 100% Sindar...Legolas could be excused as half-Silvan (Wood Elf). :nerd:
Sorry. Canon Nazi is acting up again. :P

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Legolas with a whore?

Well, at least he refused...

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that or a fanfiction I found that the pairing was Legolas/Treebeard (and not in the friendship way)

:blink: And I don't know if what is weirder: that fic or Treebeard/Bill the Pony.

You're welcome (though I didn't get to link it :wasntme:).
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b5delenn
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A pity about oak leafs, well I could try with lettuce, rucula...maybe sindar are horny-allergic to that.

Treebeard/Bill the Pony...ah, that is...I don't know, Herbophilia? yuck
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b5delenn
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Something I found at the pit, very short but deep...deeply funny and bad:
Just the title and the first words from the summary say it all: "Princess Lunetta is seventeen, soon to be eighteen and ruler of her city."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8107486/1/Lord..._City_of_Avolon

Not sure if it is worth a spork, just in case.
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Oh, she has enough other fics...but she's EIGHTEEN?
(not that I should be surprised after Angey)

And what's the deal with "fans who loved my King Kong fanfic"? The fanfic you linked to is the only one with a review, and that's a negative one! What fans?
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for if you lay hands upon the root
you'll know me, without illusion
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If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW?

Sincerely, Ron"


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b5delenn
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Yep, it looks more like a 12 years old work than 18.
About the reviews I cannot say, maybe her imaginary friends... :P
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EDIT: Um, sorry if this thread is over.

A dream may yet come to pass may be worth MSTing. It is a run-of-the-mill Mary Sue fanfiction, but it is strange in that it portrays both Arwen and Gimli in a positive light.

This fanfiction is so bad that it may not be worth MST, but it is hilarious: Th Lost and Found game. It reads like a trainwreck, and makes absolutely no sense.
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Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


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MD1618
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Mackenzie is correct. This thread will never be over. :nono:

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The elleths stopped talking and rushed away under a Terence as soon as Frodo glanced at them. (You might want to remember those ones...they are very impotent).

Oh my. :laugh:
Lust. What a strange fate that we should suffer so much angst and annoyance over such a small thing.

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Just thought I should pop in to leave this here. This is a really old fanfic, but it's a great example of what happens when parody goes very, very wrong.
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