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| b5delenn | Apr 13 2012, 02:08 PM Post #2656 |
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Light of Dawn
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You are right, I did not recall the thing about Eowyn's mother and no, I did not pretend her to be a widow, my bad. ![]() Sorry, I misunderstood, thought the limit was about chapters. About the rapist!Eowyn fanfiction I am reading it now. Wood elves getting horny with oak leaves? That had me laughing for a while! Oh, to have a hamburguer with oak leafs and Thranduil at hand... Legolas with a whore? I don't know what is the weirdest: that or a fanfiction I found that the pairing was Legolas/Treebeard (and not in the friendship way) Thank you for the Antidotes link, Refia and Amarth. |
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| Amarth | Apr 13 2012, 02:14 PM Post #2657 |
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Rising Again
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Actually, I don't think it would work on Thranduil, seeing how he is 100% Sindar...Legolas could be excused as half-Silvan (Wood Elf). ![]() Sorry. Canon Nazi is acting up again. ![]()
Well, at least he refused...
And I don't know if what is weirder: that fic or Treebeard/Bill the Pony.You're welcome (though I didn't get to link it :wasntme:). |
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| b5delenn | Apr 13 2012, 03:15 PM Post #2658 |
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Light of Dawn
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A pity about oak leafs, well I could try with lettuce, rucula...maybe sindar are horny-allergic to that. Treebeard/Bill the Pony...ah, that is...I don't know, Herbophilia? yuck |
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| b5delenn | May 12 2012, 12:55 PM Post #2659 |
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Light of Dawn
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Something I found at the pit, very short but deep...deeply funny and bad: Just the title and the first words from the summary say it all: "Princess Lunetta is seventeen, soon to be eighteen and ruler of her city." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8107486/1/Lord..._City_of_Avolon Not sure if it is worth a spork, just in case. |
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| Amarth | May 12 2012, 02:33 PM Post #2660 |
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Rising Again
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Oh, she has enough other fics...but she's EIGHTEEN? (not that I should be surprised after Angey) And what's the deal with "fans who loved my King Kong fanfic"? The fanfic you linked to is the only one with a review, and that's a negative one! What fans? |
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"I dance the dance of the fool and pray you find me mad for if you lay hands upon the root you'll know me, without illusion and find me guilty of the truth."-Malkav's Words "LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!"-Glorfindel, "Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around" by crazyroninchic "Dear Harry, If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW? Sincerely, Ron" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.E- Albert Einstein My Tolkien fanfic recs Anime and manga fanfic recs Book and game fanfic recs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| b5delenn | May 12 2012, 03:24 PM Post #2661 |
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Light of Dawn
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Yep, it looks more like a 12 years old work than 18. About the reviews I cannot say, maybe her imaginary friends...
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| IcyKali | Nov 3 2012, 03:59 AM Post #2662 |
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Waiting For Tomorrow
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EDIT: Um, sorry if this thread is over. A dream may yet come to pass may be worth MSTing. It is a run-of-the-mill Mary Sue fanfiction, but it is strange in that it portrays both Arwen and Gimli in a positive light. This fanfiction is so bad that it may not be worth MST, but it is hilarious: Th Lost and Found game. It reads like a trainwreck, and makes absolutely no sense. |
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| MackenzieW | Nov 3 2012, 04:12 AM Post #2663 |
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This thread is never over. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| MD1618 | Nov 3 2012, 03:11 PM Post #2664 |
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Seer of Visions
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Mackenzie is correct. This thread will never be over. ![]()
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Lust. What a strange fate that we should suffer so much angst and annoyance over such a small thing. Why, its the wonderful magic of wish fulfillment! Do, or do not. There is no think with the Mary Sue. | |
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| IcyKali | Aug 21 2015, 03:56 AM Post #2665 |
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Waiting For Tomorrow
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Just thought I should pop in to leave this here. This is a really old fanfic, but it's a great example of what happens when parody goes very, very wrong. |
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You are right, I did not recall the thing about Eowyn's mother and no, I did not pretend her to be a widow, my bad. 





And I don't know if what is weirder: that fic or Treebeard/Bill the Pony.








1:41 AM Jul 11