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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,803 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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Yeah. I read two of them, and that was more then enough!

I think someone's a little obsessive over Haldir, wouldn't you agree?
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ariel
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I don't think she's obsessed at all. /sarcasm

Can't possibly be worse than Celebrian.
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Xaja Silversheen
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I've been spared that monstrosity, so I couldn't compare... Although, it wasn't as bad as VotE, for which I was grateful.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ariel
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Celebrian was worse, trust me. I coould hunt it up for you if you wanted to compare.
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Xaja Silversheen
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:blink: Er, no thanks. I'd rather not make my eyeballs bleed any more then they already have...
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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I think someone's a little obsessive over Haldir, wouldn't you agree?


I'm obsessed with Caranthir. <_< But I've never written an M-rated fic on him. . .which Suethors are the worst: the young ones or the older ones? ;)

VotE was bad enough, but Celebrian. . .bleurghhh. :blink: I wouldn't try looking for it!
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Xaja Silversheen
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And I obsess over Darry and Obi-Wan. (And used to fangirl Legolas, until I read all the fics starring him. Now he's just 'meh'.) Would you see me writing something M-rated about them! (Ugh, Suethors and their fantasies...)

Well, the young ones have shooty grammar and spelling, while the older ones (in theory) have 'experience'... And haldirsbaby is loudly proclaiming the fact that she's divorced. I wonder if her ex left her over her Haldir obsession?

*feels sick* That just added to my bad mood. One of my dormmates (normally a sweet girl) is plotting to make me watch Twilight. Eeergh. She's not giving up, even though I've loudly pointed out that Edward is a creeper sparkly hydrophobic greasy-haired undead pedophilic vampire. I also mentioned that I'd rather date Nazgul #4 then watch Twilight. She claims it's cuz I'm afraid of falling in love with the Creep. As if! *shudders*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Telcontar Rulz
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The Twilight movie has nice scenery (of the green and leafy sort). That's all I can say.

I still fangirl over Legolas; he's the sarcastic bachelor with the acid tongue in my mind and I refuse to let any Suethor ruin him for me. :P

I think older Suethors are worse. They are less likely to give up and re-evaluate, they have longer attention spans and therefore can write a lot, and they are also less likely to give lulz.
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AraionaDuBois
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Nazgul #4, also known as Bill, says he would love to go out with you. :D

Ugh, granted I've had my 'fangirl' moments over Sauron... and Morgoth... and the Valeyard from the Whoniverse (okay, and the Master too... don't forget Davros!) but I would never, ever, write or even want to read X and M rated stuff involving them! S'just gross!
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Telcontar Rulz
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I never even look at the M stuff on FF.net unless I want to read flames. Half the Sues tend to be under M these days.
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Xaja Silversheen
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Excellent! Tell Bill I'd be happy to meet him in Winnipeg on Friday. One of my favorite bands has a concert playing then... :)

Oi, how very true. And the M-rated stuff is just... *shudder*

I once had to beta for an Outsiders reader who tried to write a lemon involving Darry. :blink: That made my day kinda sucky. (Thankfully, I'm no longer beta-ing for her...)
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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I am a total Lancelot fangirl and at least the M section in King Arthur is decent enough although I can only stomach T. Anything above and not written well, I collapse on the floor.

What is it with suethors and lemons?!
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A lot of Suethors - not all of them, but a fair few - have an unhealthy level of obsession with characters that causes them to write out their rather disgusting fictional fantasies.

That's my two bob, anyways!
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athenarena
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*shudders* I try and be respectiful when I write T/M stuff. It is only logical but when have Suethors ever shown logic and true love for the canon characters.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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I know, it really is disgusting to see canon characters being completely OOC just to suit Suethor's fantasies. (I will admit some of my canon characters are a little OOC but that's because they're in parody fics, not because of some weird obsession!)
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