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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,799 Views)
athenarena
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Wow, that is so simple but they do not do it.

Ever going to write a King Arthur fanfic?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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Yeah, it is, isn't it? It really helped me. I can imagine writing stories worthy of sporkage on this site had I not already known about the evil that is Mary Sue!

I don't think I'd be confident enough to write a King Arthur fanfic! My province is Tolkien, and pretty Elves, and Rings of Power, and Ents, and pretty Elves, and Silmarils, and palantiri, and pretty Elves, and--

Legolas: Please be silent.

Ara (sulks): Whatever.
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athenarena
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Write one! You would be an amazing edition to the fandom!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Aw, thanks! ^_^ I'd need ideas to write about though. Got any suggestions?
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Telcontar Rulz
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There is actually a good Legolas arranged marriage fic. Unfortunately, the author doesn't update all that often. :(
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Ooh, really? Link please!
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Telcontar Rulz
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I've put it in the 'Antidotes' thread. (Trying to keep a semblance of being organized here. :P)
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Ariel
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Alas, I wasn't into parodies when I first started writing. I was into the 'weirder' pairings, still am come think of it. I refuse to accept Rowlings descriptions of werewolves, and I've ran across a few Hermion/Fenrir that were actually pretty good.

So anyway, I created Mary Sues, read stories with Mary Sues, and you get the picture. Finally I learned better after a fellow role-player directed me to a vivid description of a Mary Sue and opened my eyes.

Now I prefer parodies, but will still read a good romance/angst once in awhile.
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Xaja Silversheen
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I love parodies of LOTR, but not many of other fandoms. Humour is always good. And I'm a sucker for angst :) (If any of my Star Wars stories are any indication... Out of my six SW/JA stories, three are humour, and three are lovely angst. Hey, suicide, abduction, Obi-torture and Order 66 are great topics! Judging from the amount of positive reviews, my readers agree. Even if most of them yell at me for leaving nasty cliffhangers :P)

I started writing before I figured out what Sues were... Of course, I'd already written one. Now I'm editing her to de-Sueify her...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Xaja Silversheen
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Apologies for double-posting... These beasties just showed up in the LOTR archives!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719012/1/The_Tenth

I THINK it's supposed to be another 'realm' in Middle-Earth... I'll spork this one if no one else wants it

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719052/1/Angel

So... didja know Gandalf had a bratty niece? Neither did we.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Aaaggh! Holy crap!
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Xaja Silversheen
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Which one? Or did you mean both of 'em?
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Both of them! They hurts our eyes!
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athenarena
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WHAT THE HELL?!

Reading through Angel! Everyone is OOC and Tatianya?!

*starts to explode*
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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Precisely. But please don't explode. Then we have to clean it up! :P (That, and we have less moral support when we spork these monstrosities...)
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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