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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,796 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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The author of the self-insert I posted on here the other day. I think it's on the page before this one...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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I will go have a look.

You had a nasty shock. What happened?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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You had a nasty shock. What happened?


The fact that I found out that the author of said self-insert is a full-grown woman, a teacher, and has published two novels.

*is getting bruise from headdesking numerous times*

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athenarena
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0.0 Kill me, kill me now! Has literature fallen that far?

Oh btw Ara, next time please do not give Lancelot hickies. Explain that to Arthur before I force you to headdesk next time ok?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Yes, it has, I'm afraid.

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Oh btw Ara, next time please do not give Lancelot hickies.


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What?

Okay, that was definitely not me. My evil Sue Doppelganger must be running riot again. I do not give hickies! *is indignant*

Caranthir: The only one who's allowed to get hickies from Ara is ME!

Ara: Naawwwws.

Caranthir: Oh gods, did I just say that?
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athenarena
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*hands photos to Ara*

I know your bitemark, I interogated your dentist. You did that. Own up, we all know you like him. He said you did it and here is the proof.

Why would Caranthir agree to that?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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HA! I don't go to the dentist so no one could have gotten my teeth marks! Lancelot just lied.

Caranthir would agree to that probably because I've threatened to push him and his brothers into a pit full of Sues if he didn't do what I told him.
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*shows the dental x-rays* these are yours Ara. Stop lying. If he lies, he has to be chaste. I do not think he would lie.

How did you threaten him this time?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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They can't be mine - I don't go to dentists. I think that Lancelot would lie, because if Bors knew who he was really messing around with he would not be happy.

The pit of Sues seems to have done enough. That, and Mandos has also ordered that if he doesn't do what I say, he will be disembodied again.
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athenarena
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Then who bit him, Ara?

Why would Mandos threaten that?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Bors' wife/girlfriend. The one who he had 11 kids with.

Because Mandos is a Vala and he felt like it.
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athenarena
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Vanora would not! She fights Lancelot, not bites him.

Why would he feel like that to do that?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Well, you never know, eh?

Because Valar are whimsical.
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Ara, no! That would not happen. Hey stuck at the Wall by myself for a few weeks. Care to join me?

They sound like it.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Yep, I'll join you!

Well, at least Mandos is - though I'm sure Tulkas is pretty random too, and so is Lorien the hippy guy.
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