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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,794 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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*double-takes* Hi, Refie! *waves*

Darry: *drops Xaja*
Glorfindel: *whispering* I like the enchanted clothes bit!
Pippin: *whispering* Logicalyzers... Hey, you get a discount when you order them with a box of Canon-ades!
Obi-Wan: *whispering* Acidic Nail Polish... Cool!

Xaja: Uh-oh. It's a crossover with HP that I just saw in the LOTR fandom. Atrocious grammar, and guess who the victim is? *cough*Legolas*cough*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5730871/1/I_fe...ve_With_A_Witch
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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She brought out the mod stick!

How do you find these stories Xaja?!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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*ducks behind Glorfindel* Don't hurt me! I'm shutting up!

Wait...

I just go onto the LOTR archive at FFN and look and potentially-horrible summaries, then read the first chapter and any reviews to see how bad it is.

Okay, now I'm shutting up ;)
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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Why you shutting up?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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*waves at Xaja* Hi!

Well, at least Legolas hit the Sue...
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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Read it, died, was reincarnated and then died again. Where are all these badfics coming from?!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Ariel
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The imaginations of Suethors. Hi Refie, are you back for good?

Hey look, they have a line of jewelry hat have magnetic fields that disrupt electronics - permanently.
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athenarena
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Really? Where did you find out about this jewellery line?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Ariel
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It's in the back right after the ball gowns that look like rags when they come in contact with Sue skin. They also have necklaces designed to strangle the wearer when it comes within a ten foot radius of whichever lust object is programmed in.
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athenarena
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I will take a lot of those for the Sues.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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It's not that hard to find badfic, sadly...I do the same thing Xaja does: just look for a bad summary and read the first chapter...if you can stomach it.
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athenarena
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My stomach will not be able to handle it!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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It does take a lot of nerve, but you eventually get used to it. Your brain eventually goes numb so it doesn't hurt so badly to read those fics. (Your eyeballs are a different story entirely though :S)

Lots of chocolate/caffeine doesn't hurt matters any though ;)
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Ara's Greatest Squawk
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I need chocolate right now. :(
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Xaja Silversheen
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*hugs* Darn, now I want some! However, if I do then I won't get to sleep at a decent hour tonight... *sighs*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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