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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,786 Views)
athenarena
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Well glad to hear that.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Fishpaste
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How long have you been a skull Bob?
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Ariel
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Bob: Centuries. I was put in a skull for breaking rule número uno, resurrecting people. Namely Winnefred.
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Xaja Silversheen
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Ah. Nice to meetcha, Bob.

Here's a new one! Did you know Aragorn had a long-lost sister who lived in "Minis Tirith"? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4552753/1/Retu...he_Kings_Sister
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Telcontar Rulz
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I thought it was another one I'd seen until I clicked on it.

Since Aragorn has so many sisters, I wonder if there is some untold tale of Arathorn and Gilraen...
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Xaja Silversheen
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That's very strange. Since they were only married for three years, they wouldn't have had time to produce so many sisters, unless they were secretly rabbits... *ponders*
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Telcontar Rulz
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Technology in Middle Earth was way more advanced that we'd thought. Arathorn had some of his sperm frozen and Gilraen just used that afterwards.
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Xaja Silversheen
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Oh, so THAT's how it happened. And they all turned out to be girls... And they all evidently were twins or triplets, to account for all the long-lost sisters that Aragorn supposedly has.
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Their might just have been one which was cloned. Genetic engineering accounts for their 'perfectness'.
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I saw that one about twenty minutes ago and went, "What the frick?! Doesn't Aragorn already have five thousand and twenty two sisters already?"
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Man, that's a hell of a lot of sisters. . . looks like someone's been busy :P
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Elrond has as many daughters that he's never heard of. Half of which are Galadriel's as well. Legolas has many more in his harem.
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athenarena
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Elrond, Gandalf, Aragorn. They must be in hiding now.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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And with good reason.

Seriously, all these extra family can only exist through adoption. After all, didn't Tolkien make family trees for those who could have them? No Sues on there.
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athenarena
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But that would be logical and suethors have no logic.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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