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| The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job | |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Feb 26 2010, 12:20 AM Post #571 |
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King of Nothing
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Very true. My plot bunny with the idea to write a crossover parody with Obi-Wan and Legolas hiding from their respective harems has reawoken. Obi-Wan: Legolas has it easy. Half the Sues I get paired with are aliens! Legolas: *pats on shoulder* |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | Feb 26 2010, 12:37 AM Post #572 |
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Lost In The Future
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Do iiiiiit.
Legolas: Easy? Well. . .not exactly. If I am paired with a Vala! or Maia!Sue, they have terrifying powers to get me to do what they want. Obi-Wan: Ah. We're even then. Legolas: Aye. Let's go kill off some of our harem. Obi-Wan: Right with you. |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Feb 26 2010, 12:39 AM Post #573 |
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King of Nothing
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Heehee. I think I will, once I get time to! Glorfindel: Wait for me! I saw that one about me getting paired with an Orc! I want revenge! Darry: Wait up! Qui-Gon: Don't forget me! I'm a sixty year old guy, and look it, and I STILL get paired with teenagers! What do they think I am?! Obi-Wan: *winces* I remember some of those. *pats on shoulder* Yeah, come on. |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Feb 26 2010, 05:54 AM Post #574 |
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Rising Again
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Jack: An' me! I get paired up wiv wenches of all denominations an' I have a whole BROOD of Suish daughters, and some of 'em have bad enough taste to fall for the Whelp! |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | Feb 26 2010, 10:39 AM Post #575 |
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Lost In The Future
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Legolas: My sympathies to both you, Captain, and, er, 'the whelp'. If you two suffer even a tithe of what I must every day. . . Will: We do, I think. Jack: Ya know, there's only one way to solve that sort of problem. Legolas: What is that? Jack: Rum, mate. Rum's me best friend. Never lets me down. Except when it's gone. |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Feb 26 2010, 11:39 AM Post #576 |
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Rising Again
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Will: Or...um...when your best friend has used it as an accelerant to burn badfic? Jack: [censored]!!!!!!!!!!! Legolas: Is this rum really so precious? *Sees squeeing harem* Forget alcohol! I need...what do they call it...the big explosive things! Tel: [as Librarian] Bomb detonation is not permitted inside the library. |
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| Ariel | Feb 26 2010, 01:56 PM Post #577 |
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Professional Nutcase
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Listen to the monk- er I mean orangutane(?). *hands over banana* Hmmm, where did I put that nuke I nicked from That one dude in Independence day. The one that looks like Lone Starr. David: I deactivated it. Must save the earth from nuclear radiation. |
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| Telcontar Rulz | Feb 26 2010, 02:00 PM Post #578 |
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Rising Again
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Tel: Did someone just call me an orangutan? Jack: Dunno...DID SOMEONE JUST BURN ME RUM?!!!!!! Will: It was a necessary non-evil, Jack. Jack: *almost spontaneously combusts from fury* |
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| Fishpaste | Feb 26 2010, 02:24 PM Post #579 |
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Rising Again
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We're in L-Space! And the Librarian's here! Yay! |
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Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke! Proud member of the society for the Protection of Neglected Commas (SPNC) | |
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| Refia | Feb 26 2010, 05:18 PM Post #580 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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True enough, I guess. |
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| athenarena | Feb 27 2010, 01:20 AM Post #581 |
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Master of the Rings
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Wow you guys go off-topic VERY quickly. So is Jack dead? And yes Refie, that is the horrifying truth |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Feb 27 2010, 04:57 AM Post #582 |
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Master of the Rings
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Heyy, anyone mind if I try sporking 'Clocks' Poor Jack
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | Feb 27 2010, 05:24 AM Post #583 |
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Lost In The Future
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I don't think it's been claimed yet, so go ahead. Can't wait to see what you come up with! |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Feb 27 2010, 05:25 AM Post #584 |
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Master of the Rings
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Thanks Ara *hugs* |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | Feb 27 2010, 05:27 AM Post #585 |
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Lost In The Future
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No worries! *hugs* |
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