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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,766 Views)
athenarena
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What is a welf and do I want to touch that link?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Cailleach
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A Welf is apparently half wolf and half elf.

Do you want to touch it? Probably not but you should do it anyway. :D
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athenarena
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A Welf? Why start mixing those two?

You are daring me to?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Cailleach
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You are daring me to?


Of course. :D

If all records told the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth. - George Orwell

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. - David Richerby
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Fishpaste
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we are immune to most trees

Glorindel was behind

Stable Elves came up to take the horses

one hundred welf/elf years is equivalent to ten human years

found the hair soap.

Welves cannot under any circumstances eat anything but raw meat

."I am not a hand licker."

Mid gallop, I morphed into a white Wolf

He had one son, Gandalf

Just a few choice quotes...
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Xaja Silversheen
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Ugh. I skimmed it and my eyes are still bleeding!
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Fishpaste
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The plot is worse than the writing, hard as that is to believe...
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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Xaja Silversheen
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Ugh... Maybe we should do a collective group-spork on this, just to spare all our eyeballs and braincells....
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Cailleach
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The plot is worse than the writing, hard as that is to believe...


You managed to read it? Are your eyes still working?

If all records told the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth. - George Orwell

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. - David Richerby
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Ooh, I'd join that :D

Seriously, a wolf/elf wouldn't the, um consumation of the marriage be a bit hard :)
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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athenarena
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I deny that dare Cailleach! I do not want to read it.

*cowers in corner* keep it away from me!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Cailleach
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Good choice, it's hard going. Lot of lulz though. :D

I think you should do it. :P
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. - David Richerby
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athenarena
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You really want to kill me dont you?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Cailleach
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:lol: You'd have to catch me first.
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. - David Richerby
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Fishpaste
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Yep, read it. Nope, not sporking it. My eyes can only take that once. *g*
Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime never pays. So, if I keep reading, Im gonna go broke!

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