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The Official "Please Spork Me!" library; For those who are out of a job
Topic Started: Apr 21 2009, 04:59 PM (21,736 Views)
Xaja Silversheen
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C'mon.... read 'em... You'll propbably end up reading the sporked versions eventually, so you may as well know what the original versions are! :D
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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What will they do to me?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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*grins evilly*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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athenarena
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Come on Xaja, tell me!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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daisymall13
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Xaja I'll take the one of 'em...which ones worse?
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athenarena
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You are not serious are you?
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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daisymall13
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I am very serious...
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athenarena
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I'll speak at your funeral.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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daisymall13
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I think to tell you the truth I'm now uneffected by horrible stories and grammar...I looked after my 'lil cousins...not to mention my brother *shivers*

It's actually fun...really fun.. just not for the others...*glances at team*
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athenarena
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Well you are a cut above the rest. Usually it is killing!
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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It's a Faramir/OC. Timelines are mucked up. And she's evidently the last heir of Gil-Galad. I got up to Chapter 3 and gave up.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5775026/3/Tales_from_the_Keep
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*wails and passes out*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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daisymall13
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*shocked gag/choking noise*
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RipplingOphelia
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My last project is dreadful. I don't know if I can finish it. Half the chapters are like copy and paste was just invented yesterday. It's super bad. But I'll try. Funniest thing...all of the people that reviewed it never SAID anything about it. EVERY SINGLE review was telling her how awesome she was and how her story was so "moving." For Valar's sake, she totally stole Gildor's title. I wanted to stove her head in after I read that.
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:blink: :blink: What was it called?
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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