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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:06 AM Post #1321 |
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It's the same one. A Love Forgotten. Oh yeah, she also stole Nessa's name. So lets see how many names she's stolen. 1. Finrod- Brother of Galadriel 2. Amras- Son of Fëanor 3. Eleanor- Samwise's daughter 4. Inglorion- Gildor's epessë 5. Nessa- name of the Valië of dancing I am about to give the fuck up. Seriously. I want to punch her in the vagina. No homo. |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:08 AM Post #1322 |
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I'll help you. . . I loooooove torture *evil manic grin* |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Ariel | Mar 28 2010, 03:08 AM Post #1323 |
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I found a nasty Harry Potter one today. It only had one chapter, thank god. Did you guys know that Harry has a sister and that the prophecy said that she would die in order for Harry to succeed? Did you know his sister is Russian if her name is anything to go by? Did you know Dumbledore is their 'granpa'? I sure as hell didn't. |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:11 AM Post #1324 |
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Never read Harry Potter but even I know that's not right. . .
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Ariel | Mar 28 2010, 03:13 AM Post #1325 |
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The first four were awesome. Five and six were meh. Seven read like a glorified fanfic and not even a very good one at that. |
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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:21 AM Post #1326 |
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thanks Mae. I can't take it. I was going to post another chapter tonight but when I pre-read it I just saw red. I think this sporking business will drive me into the looney bin. |
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| Ariel | Mar 28 2010, 03:24 AM Post #1327 |
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You're welcome to share a room with me. The Joker and I got busted a week ago and are currently taking a vacation. Joker: Would be a better vacation if they served something other than jello. |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:28 AM Post #1328 |
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Jello?! *cracks up* |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:30 AM Post #1329 |
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Jello is the safest food. It's super hard to choke on and you can't hurt others with it. ...Unless you drown them in collected Jello cups. I think I just gave the Joker an idea. How do you even feel when someone kills you with Jello? :lol: |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:33 AM Post #1330 |
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You could over feed them on Jello :lol: |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:35 AM Post #1331 |
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This is true. However, you would have to collect Jello over a pretty long period of time. You'd have to literally hate someone's guts. LOL |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:37 AM Post #1332 |
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Hmmmm, could be an efficiant Sue torture. . . read them the Silmarillion whilst overfeeding them with Jello |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:42 AM Post #1333 |
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Well, if you are going to overfeed them and kill them, it's pretty pointless to educate them on canon. Unless it works like reading religious texts to a dying person... to cleanse their soul of the urple before they meet the Valar. LOL |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 28 2010, 03:48 AM Post #1334 |
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Hey! You're smart. . . You should write 'how to perform Exorcisms for Sues'. . . |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| RipplingOphelia | Mar 28 2010, 03:55 AM Post #1335 |
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Oh my god! I totally should! But before that is started, I should update the chapter for Promises. I'm almost done writing it. So when I am, I'll post it on FF and start. Because I know plenty of ways to torture these Sues. Actually, I may start a topic here asking for extra ideas. I've been thinking of my own version of the PPC for a while now. I'll start the topic NOW!!! |
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