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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,740 Views)
Refia
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MST: Stuck in Middle earth

Read the story here.

Images of the sporkers (click the names to see):
Sesshoumaru (From the anime/manga "InuYasha")
Mia (From the GBA game "Golden Sun")
Refia (From the DS game "Final Fantasy III")
Vanille (From the PS3 game "Final Fantasy XIII)
Branar (From "Bionicle")
Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon") - First appearance in chapter 4.
Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece") - First appearance in chapter 5.

Images of the guests (click the names to see):
Chapter 01: Balthier (From the PS2 game "Final Fantasy XII")
Chapter 02: Chomper (From "The Land Before Time" movies 2 and 5 and the TV series)
Chapter 03: Boromir (From Lord of the Rings)
Chapter 04: Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon")
Chapter 05: Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece")
Chapter 06: Mastermind himself! (no picture available)
Chapter 07: Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece") and Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon")
Chapter 08: Ariel's sporking team.
Chapter 09: Destined Darkness' sporking team.
Chapter 10: Telcontar Rulz's sporking team.
Chapter 11: Xaja Silversheen's sporking team.
Chapter 12: Maevainwen Adaniel's sporking team.
Chapter 13: daisymall13's sporking team.
Chapter 14: Kermit the Frog (From "The Muppet Show")
Chapter 15: Arya Svit-Kona's sporking team.
Chapter 16: MackenzieW's sporking team.
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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i liked the idea so i did it. waddya think?

Branar: Bad.
Mia: Horrible.
Vanille: Unoriginal.
Balthier: Boring.
Sesshoumaru: Nauseating.


Pure funny. Twice.

The story was quite annoying. Middle-Earth must be filled with Mary Sues by now, maybe they should duke it out...

I like that the riffs keep coming without much time between them, and Sesshomaru's high-and-mighty attitude adds some more funny to his lines.

Good MST, although I usually like the characters' riff to be a bit more... acerbic.

Go on to chapter 2.
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Samantha


ANOTHER Samantha? I'm starting to hate the name...

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I'm gonna jump off the roof!"


Is that a promise? :)

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Preffering to stay at home and reading books


But never mastering spelling...

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Mia: First rule of a badfic, Vanille: logic does not exist.


Live it, learn it, love it.

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Balthier (as Gandalf): Quickly now, before you catch a Sue disease.


Erik: The Stupid is particularly common and contagious.

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"If you would open your eyes fair lady, you would see who I am." he said.


Wow, how narcissistic did the Suethor just make Legolas that he thinks EVERYBODY in Middle-earth knows who is by sight?

Anyway, good job, Refie! Can't wait for more! A helpful hint: If it gets overwhelming, do what I did with Two Hearts, One Soul--take some time off!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Lovely chapter, Refia :) Unlike the first one, this one had much more good riffs and made me lol :)

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“Apparently, where Branar comes from, there are no females. The male Skrall banished them all long ago because they feared the females. The males hate the females, and the feeling's mutual. We’re female too, so I guess that’s why he hates us like he hates the female Skrall.”

That's... Weird. Didn't expect that from a Bionicle storyline. Care to explain?

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“Mastermind is getting desperate,” Mia muttered. “Now he’s even making dinosaurs’ lives miserable.”

LOL :lol:

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Shut up.

Chomper: Is she saying this to us?
Mia: I guess. Wonderful, now this story broke the fourth wall.
Vanille: And in doing so, became even worse than it already was.


Uh, what does 'breaking the fourth wall' mean?

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Chomper: That’s a bad habit. When I was but a hatchling, I used to try and bite everything I came across. That was a bad habit, but I worked on it. She’s older than me, so why hasn’t she done the same yet?
Mia: Well, Chomper, because she’s not as smart as you.
Chomper: Oh.

Genious! Sues are dumber than dinosaurs, despite the brain size! Or thanks to...? Anybody ever measured a Sue's brain?

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Chomper: You think?
Vanille (whispering to Mia): I adore this little one. He’s so cute! Let’s ask Mastermind if he can stay!

I agree with you, Vanille. The Land Before Time is a cute story on itself, too :)

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Chomper (as Gandalf): They’ve lost it, alright. Let’s eat them!
*Vanille and Mia stare at the purple Tyrannosaur for a moment, than back away a bit.*

Another LOL moment :lol:

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Like we’ve each sprouted extra heads. Ok Sam, this is your stage. You’re the brains.

What?! Really!?

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Sesshoumaru (while raising his claws): This Sesshoumaru might not know what’ll hit him, but he will make sure that you do know once this Sesshoumaru tears you to bits!
Branar: I like the sound of that.

So do I. *evil grin*

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*Everybody laughs again.*
Vanille (hiccupping): Do they really think he’s going to believe them?
Mia (as Gandalf, to the Fellowship): These things are mad! Kill them!
Chomper: And eat them!
Mia: Eh, I’ll pass…

:lol:

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Oh well… I’m getting hungry. And it looks like we’re going to Lothlorien. Yay!

Ugh. And that's the only reaction she gives to a chance to see one of the most beautiful places of all Middle-Earth. Despicable!

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Oh My Gosh! HOBBITS!

Branar: Immature brat.

+1

I'm gonna skip the Gandalf part, because he's apparently caught the Stupid.

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Currently, she is hugging the life out of poor Pippin.

Chomper: Poor Pippin indeed.
Mia (sighing): Sue-cliche eight hundred twenty-four: the Hobbits are four year olds, or worse, dolls.

Alas.

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Branar: Hugging? Despicable. Hugging is a waste of time, and quite useless, too. You can’t hug your enemies to death. I say, death to hugging.

Lovely logic and wordplay. And I mean it.

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Hmm… fire… warm…

Vanille: Hmm… randomness… bad writing…

They sound like Homer Simpson on this one. Mmmm, doughnuts...

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Have I mentioned that I absolutely suck at making a conversation?

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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Are there even monkeys in Middle Earth by the way? Hmm.. must do research on that. Well, are we gonna eat now? My tummy’s gettin’ mad y’all. Ok, Gandalf’s back. Everyone’s here! Eek! The elven stud muffin is beside me! I still think he’s a totally arrogant jerk but I won’t deny that he’s hella hot. Studly ranger guy is beside Gandalf, then Sam the sweet hobbit, passing out food. Then Frodo, Pippin and Merry. My blonde best friend, the stud muffin, me, the Gondor man and the Dwarf. Now for food! Yay!

*Everybody headseats because of the bad, immature and horrid writing.*
Mia: The badness, it burnsss usss, preciousss!

Not only you, Mia. Not only you.

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I wonder if I’ll ver get to meet his brother. Hmm… oh food! Woo hoo!

Chomper: These two creatures can’t have any thoughts in their head! Just air!
Vanille: Not even that. I’ve really never seen such stupid people before, with such random, pointless thoughts and immature wording.

I just remembered. Once a group of scientists opened up a dead Sue's head. Inside they saw nothing but a strange thread across the scull. After some thought, they decided to cut it. And guess what? Her ears fell off!

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Mia: It’d better be not the last you hear of it. Boromir was correctly expressing his surprise, while you are being obnoxious, stuck-up and rude. Why hasn’t he run you through yet?
Chomper: And eaten you?

Now, this is the one time where the joke seemed inappropriate. Perhaps because by this time it seemed overused.

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Tasha and I look at each other and grin. We both nod. Yes, we took sword-fighting lessons.

Mia (faking surprise): My, what an unexpected turn of events!
Vanille (faking surprise, too): How convenient!


My dad, great guy that he is, hired me a private trainer and Tasha and I were taught how to fight.

Vanille: Do explain why exactly he hired a tutor to teach sword fighting to his girl in the twenty-first century.

Sword fighting? Impossible. The best they could have got is fencing, which is impossible with Middle-earth swords since they're nothing like rapiers.

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Hang on…
OH.
MY.
GIDDY.
AUNT.
SALLY.

That's sure a weird way to say 'oh my god'

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So, there you have a list of the riffs I liked. Quite a lot :) You did good work on tis chapter, and I'm looking forward to more.
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Mia: Instead of bowing, you might just respect the world, characters and canon he created by following it, instead of creating Mary Sues to invade Middle-earth!


That's apparently too much work. Bowing is so much easier. And uses up less energy.

Except for us, once we start headdesking.


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I realize that yes, we have become Mary Sues.


Oh Jonas, this is like Crys Evans and her Mary Sue and Proud of It series?

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Shut up.


I will when you stop writing.

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Tasha-


If you want to write from everyone's point of view, use the third person limited and just start writing for that person. Better than these POV changes and flows better.

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“I still do not understand.” Gandalf said.


You're not the only one, Gandalf.

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(Freak Zombie brain voice) Yes! Bow down to the genius of which Tolkien is!

Sesshoumaru: Stop breaking the fourth wall! It is neither amusing or intelligent, merely unprofessional and retarded.
Branar: Amen.


Double Amen.

And an Alleluia.

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Mia: For that matter, they should be puzzled by the language the Fellowship uses. English isn’t Westron, nor is it Sindarin. They shouldn’t be able to understand each other.


No Suethor ever realizes this.

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Ooh, Sam’s heading for food!


Don't feed 'em! Now we'll never get 'em to go!

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Vanille: Three hundred reviews? All of them positive? Please tell me you’re kidding, Mastermind!
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We'll have to rectify that. <_<

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Hmm… fire… warm…


You've past being three years old, Sue!

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Yes, we took sword-fighting lessons.


Mac and Remus: Of course they did!

Good job again, Refia!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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The story was quite annoying. Middle-Earth must be filled with Mary Sues by now, maybe they should duke it out...


Oh yeah, if only... I bet we'd all be watching by the sidelines, munching on popcorn. I'd pay to see it, at least.

To Mack:

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ANOTHER Samantha? I'm starting to hate the name...

Ah, don't. The name can't help it, can it?

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Is that a promise? :)

Unfortunately, no.

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Wow, how narcissistic did the Suethor just make Legolas that he thinks EVERYBODY in Middle-earth knows who is by sight?

Very. It doesn't help with the author making her Sue scream each chapter how weird elves are and how she hates it and blablabla. Ugh, this fic is annoying.

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A helpful hint: If it gets overwhelming, do what I did with Two Hearts, One Soul--take some time off!

Thanks for the tip. But I'm fine for now, and as you might have notice, chapters aren't coming too quickly. I'm taking my time. The hardest part is actually finding a guest for each chapter.

To Tio:

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That's... Weird. Didn't expect that from a Bionicle storyline. Care to explain?

It's just the way it is. The female Skrall are as warlike as the males, but they have psychic powers and work much more backstabbing and slyly. The males are pure warriors and soldiers, and because of the females' powers and way of working, grew to distrust and eventually despise them, hence why they abandoned the females.

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Uh, what does 'breaking the fourth wall' mean?

If I'm not mistaken, it means that the author is making the characters speak to the reader.

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Genious! Sues are dumber than dinosaurs, despite the brain size! Or thanks to...? Anybody ever measured a Sue's brain?

Nobody has done it yet, because there are no microscopes that go to the atomic level yet. And the Sue's brain size is even smaller than that.

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I agree with you, Vanille. The Land Before Time is a cute story on itself, too. :)

Oh it is, it is...

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What?! Really!?

Ya rly!

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Ugh. And that's the only reaction she gives to a chance to see one of the most beautiful places of all Middle-Earth. Despicable!

Tell me about it.

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I'm gonna skip the Gandalf part, because he's apparently caught the Stupid.

And he's not the only one in the story. *sigh*

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I just remembered. Once a group of scientists opened up a dead Sue's head. Inside they saw nothing but a strange thread across the scull. After some thought, they decided to cut it. And guess what? Her ears fell off!

I lol'd.

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That's sure a weird way to say 'oh my god'

It's also very stupid.

To Mack again:

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That's apparently too much work. Bowing is so much easier. And uses up less energy.

Except for us, once we start headdesking.

Pretty much, yeah. It's kinda sad, no?

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I will when you stop writing.

Keep talking then, Mack. This Suethor ain't quiting.

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If you want to write from everyone's point of view, use the third person limited and just start writing for that person. Better than these POV changes and flows better.

She's a suethor with 300+ reviews of praise. I doub't she's gonna listen to some good advise.

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Double Amen.

And an Alleluia.

I lol'd. XD

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Don't feed 'em! Now we'll never get 'em to go!

It's too late already, I fear.

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We'll have to rectify that.  <_<

Please do!

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You've past being three years old, Sue!

You sure she's older than three years? I have my doubts.

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Mac and Remus: Of course they did!

And I lol'd again. XD

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Good job again, Refia!

Thanks! :)
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Oh, poor Boromir! Doesn't he have enough to deal with, what with Semirhage's fics, without having to deal with Mastermind's too? We'll have to do everything we can to comfort him and get him away from the Stupid.

I have just one question: why do Suethors think these idiotic, rude, immature characters are endearing? Everyone sensible knows they're the exact opposite.
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Oh, poor Boromir! Doesn't he have enough to deal with, what with Semirhage's fics, without having to deal with Mastermind's too? We'll have to do everything we can to comfort him and get him away from the Stupid.

Rest assured that this was probably a one-time thing only, as Mastermind picks a different guest for each chapter of this monster. Smaller ficks get tackled without guests, so Boromir should be safe. Faramir, on the other hand...

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I have just one question: why do Suethors think these idiotic, rude, immature characters are endearing? Everyone sensible knows they're the exact opposite.

I honestly have no clue. I've asked myself that plenty of times, really. Worse, how in the world is it possible that this fic has gotten 300+ reviews, all of them positive?! I read this fic as I spork it, so I have no idea what awaits me in the future, but I'm already ripping my hair out at the stupidity.

Breaking the fourth wall, immature language ("woot! yep! yay!" Seriously?!), uninteresting characters... The list goes on and on. Sickening.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Ouch, that hurt my brain. If my IQ is down, I blame shad0w...whatever it was.

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OH.
MY.
GIDDY.
AUNT.
SALLY.
I have just realized something… being in Middle Earth means… Oh no!
No chocolate….


Oh, that's awful. Who cares that they've landed in the middle of a war, that the Fellowship is being hunted by Orcs, that these two dimwits might give away the Fellowship and let Sauron take over? The Sues don't have chocolate!

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Very strange these girls. Very strange.


Do or do not...

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Yep. I have got to find it!
WOOT! I found my bag! “Sam?” I look up. Oh crap. I hate my mother.


I have a 4 year old brother who was adopted and switched languages. He speaks in more complex, grammatically correct sentences.

Funy sporking, absolute trainwreck of a story.

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I caught a mini-youkai ;) Anybody want to adopt Sesshoumar?

Another chapter well-sporked :) I enjoyed the riffs, and the fact Ami is in this :) Even though it isn't really a thing to be happy about, with the badfic and all :lol:

Keep up the good work ;)
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When their job was done, they discovered to their horror how out of character they were becoming, and it worried them all.

Do your characters need to see Dr. Stone as well?

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Joy, bloody fecking Joy!


Y'know, for a moment I thought we were reading this from Samwise the Brave's viewpoint. But then I remembered it was the Sue's. Blah.

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Oh I’m hungry!


Stream of consciousness writing is very, very, very difficult to pull off. The Suethor? Not one of them. This is just too random to even be called a story.

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chook


Was that a racial slur?

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I tell them offended. And I am.


Because they are being cautious about strange food being offered to them by an idiotic, strange girl? They're being smart. You're being stupid.


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By saving Boromir, you might do one good deed that results in a disaster later on.


Absolutely. That was one of the things that bugged me about "What the Heck?" She kept Boromir alive but nothing changed because of that.

Wonderful job! I love the fact you used Ami. She's my favorite Sailor Scout! And is there even a point to this? Besides lowering Legolas so much, he'd fall for a moronic child who should seriously be institutionalized?

(And am I forgive, oh merciful master?)
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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A/n: I come from the Land of Oz!


Oh, so THAT's why she's so messed up..

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Cardhras


*twitch* That's almost as bad as "Malo" for the secret password into Moria from my spork-fic. *headdesks*

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Let’s do the hokey-pokey! -Sam


*jaw drops*

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Now I have to brace myself for the calamares attack, as Merry has already kicked the stone in and Gandalf’s just opened the door.


Oi! That was PIPPIN who threw the stone in!
Pippin: And honestly, kicking it? Does she have any idea how much that would hurt our delicate feet?!

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Slimy Calamares. I like that, it rhymes.

Branar: It doesn’t, dimwit.


And here we have a prime example of Sue intelligence, or the lack thereof. Moving on...

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1-2-3… and there goes Frodo!

Ami: she really captures the mood of that scene beautifully, doesn’t she? Such amazing descriptions


Oh yeah, I hear you loud and clear! *rolls eyes*

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*everybody cheers for the Watcher*


Xaja: *munches popcorn*

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*everybody is disappointed that Sue S is not dead.*
Ace: I suppose it was too good to be true.


Xaja's Team: *boos*

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Sam shot up and said, “You killed it! You killed the sausage!”

*everybody stares in shock at the screen*
Branar: the stupidity… it hurts…


*twitches*

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I shook my head attaching a grin to my face


Grins: The new facial accessory. Every Sue wants one!

Valar, this is *searches for a suitable word since she gave up swearing for Lent* crappy! Ugh! Good job sporking this without going mad, Refie!

Am I forgiven for being really off-topic on the Admin Worshipping thread? :P
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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You are, Xaja. The others... not so much.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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I haven't forgotten Refie. *hugs* Thursday I have time. :D I'll read it Thursday. I promise. :D
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Yayness! :D
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