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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,742 Views) | |
| Refia | Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM Post #1 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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MST: Stuck in Middle earth Read the story here. Images of the sporkers (click the names to see): Sesshoumaru (From the anime/manga "InuYasha") Mia (From the GBA game "Golden Sun") Refia (From the DS game "Final Fantasy III") Vanille (From the PS3 game "Final Fantasy XIII) Branar (From "Bionicle") Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon") - First appearance in chapter 4. Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece") - First appearance in chapter 5. Images of the guests (click the names to see): Chapter 01: Balthier (From the PS2 game "Final Fantasy XII") Chapter 02: Chomper (From "The Land Before Time" movies 2 and 5 and the TV series) Chapter 03: Boromir (From Lord of the Rings) Chapter 04: Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon") Chapter 05: Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece") Chapter 06: Mastermind himself! (no picture available) Chapter 07: Portgas D. Ace (From the anime/manga "One Piece") and Ami Mizuno (From the anime/manga "Sailor Moon") Chapter 08: Ariel's sporking team. Chapter 09: Destined Darkness' sporking team. Chapter 10: Telcontar Rulz's sporking team. Chapter 11: Xaja Silversheen's sporking team. Chapter 12: Maevainwen Adaniel's sporking team. Chapter 13: daisymall13's sporking team. Chapter 14: Kermit the Frog (From "The Muppet Show") Chapter 15: Arya Svit-Kona's sporking team. Chapter 16: MackenzieW's sporking team. |
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| Xavier Writes | Aug 1 2009, 09:00 PM Post #2 |
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Light of Dawn
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Pure funny. Twice. The story was quite annoying. Middle-Earth must be filled with Mary Sues by now, maybe they should duke it out... I like that the riffs keep coming without much time between them, and Sesshomaru's high-and-mighty attitude adds some more funny to his lines. Good MST, although I usually like the characters' riff to be a bit more... acerbic. Go on to chapter 2. |
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| MackenzieW | Aug 3 2009, 05:16 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Time Lady
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ANOTHER Samantha? I'm starting to hate the name...
Is that a promise? ![]()
But never mastering spelling...
Live it, learn it, love it.
Erik: The Stupid is particularly common and contagious.
Wow, how narcissistic did the Suethor just make Legolas that he thinks EVERYBODY in Middle-earth knows who is by sight? Anyway, good job, Refie! Can't wait for more! A helpful hint: If it gets overwhelming, do what I did with Two Hearts, One Soul--take some time off! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| ~Tio~ | Aug 8 2009, 04:30 PM Post #4 |
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Seer of Visions
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Lovely chapter, Refia Unlike the first one, this one had much more good riffs and made me lol ![]()
That's... Weird. Didn't expect that from a Bionicle storyline. Care to explain?
LOL :lol:
Uh, what does 'breaking the fourth wall' mean?
Genious! Sues are dumber than dinosaurs, despite the brain size! Or thanks to...? Anybody ever measured a Sue's brain?
I agree with you, Vanille. The Land Before Time is a cute story on itself, too ![]()
Another LOL moment :lol:
What?! Really!?
So do I. *evil grin*
:lol:
Ugh. And that's the only reaction she gives to a chance to see one of the most beautiful places of all Middle-Earth. Despicable!
+1 I'm gonna skip the Gandalf part, because he's apparently caught the Stupid.
Alas.
Lovely logic and wordplay. And I mean it.
They sound like Homer Simpson on this one. Mmmm, doughnuts...
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Not only you, Mia. Not only you.
I just remembered. Once a group of scientists opened up a dead Sue's head. Inside they saw nothing but a strange thread across the scull. After some thought, they decided to cut it. And guess what? Her ears fell off!
Now, this is the one time where the joke seemed inappropriate. Perhaps because by this time it seemed overused.
Sword fighting? Impossible. The best they could have got is fencing, which is impossible with Middle-earth swords since they're nothing like rapiers.
That's sure a weird way to say 'oh my god' --- So, there you have a list of the riffs I liked. Quite a lot You did good work on tis chapter, and I'm looking forward to more.
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| MackenzieW | Aug 9 2009, 05:30 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Time Lady
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That's apparently too much work. Bowing is so much easier. And uses up less energy. Except for us, once we start headdesking.
Oh Jonas, this is like Crys Evans and her Mary Sue and Proud of It series?
I will when you stop writing.
If you want to write from everyone's point of view, use the third person limited and just start writing for that person. Better than these POV changes and flows better.
You're not the only one, Gandalf.
Double Amen. And an Alleluia.
No Suethor ever realizes this.
Don't feed 'em! Now we'll never get 'em to go! [/b] We'll have to rectify that. <_<
You've past being three years old, Sue!
Mac and Remus: Of course they did! Good job again, Refia! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Aug 14 2009, 03:00 PM Post #6 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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To Xavier:
Oh yeah, if only... I bet we'd all be watching by the sidelines, munching on popcorn. I'd pay to see it, at least. To Mack:
Ah, don't. The name can't help it, can it?
Unfortunately, no.
Very. It doesn't help with the author making her Sue scream each chapter how weird elves are and how she hates it and blablabla. Ugh, this fic is annoying.
Thanks for the tip. But I'm fine for now, and as you might have notice, chapters aren't coming too quickly. I'm taking my time. The hardest part is actually finding a guest for each chapter. To Tio:
It's just the way it is. The female Skrall are as warlike as the males, but they have psychic powers and work much more backstabbing and slyly. The males are pure warriors and soldiers, and because of the females' powers and way of working, grew to distrust and eventually despise them, hence why they abandoned the females.
If I'm not mistaken, it means that the author is making the characters speak to the reader.
Nobody has done it yet, because there are no microscopes that go to the atomic level yet. And the Sue's brain size is even smaller than that.
Oh it is, it is...
Ya rly!
Tell me about it.
And he's not the only one in the story. *sigh*
I lol'd.
It's also very stupid. To Mack again:
Pretty much, yeah. It's kinda sad, no?
Keep talking then, Mack. This Suethor ain't quiting.
She's a suethor with 300+ reviews of praise. I doub't she's gonna listen to some good advise.
I lol'd. XD
It's too late already, I fear.
Please do!
You sure she's older than three years? I have my doubts.
And I lol'd again. XD
Thanks!
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| jules14 | Aug 14 2009, 05:28 PM Post #7 |
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(Wo)man on a Mission
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Oh, poor Boromir! Doesn't he have enough to deal with, what with Semirhage's fics, without having to deal with Mastermind's too? We'll have to do everything we can to comfort him and get him away from the Stupid. I have just one question: why do Suethors think these idiotic, rude, immature characters are endearing? Everyone sensible knows they're the exact opposite. |
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| Refia | Aug 14 2009, 06:47 PM Post #8 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Rest assured that this was probably a one-time thing only, as Mastermind picks a different guest for each chapter of this monster. Smaller ficks get tackled without guests, so Boromir should be safe. Faramir, on the other hand...
I honestly have no clue. I've asked myself that plenty of times, really. Worse, how in the world is it possible that this fic has gotten 300+ reviews, all of them positive?! I read this fic as I spork it, so I have no idea what awaits me in the future, but I'm already ripping my hair out at the stupidity. Breaking the fourth wall, immature language ("woot! yep! yay!" Seriously?!), uninteresting characters... The list goes on and on. Sickening. |
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| Moxie | Sep 20 2009, 02:42 AM Post #9 |
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Light of Dawn
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Ouch, that hurt my brain. If my IQ is down, I blame shad0w...whatever it was.
Oh, that's awful. Who cares that they've landed in the middle of a war, that the Fellowship is being hunted by Orcs, that these two dimwits might give away the Fellowship and let Sauron take over? The Sues don't have chocolate!
Do or do not...
I have a 4 year old brother who was adopted and switched languages. He speaks in more complex, grammatically correct sentences. Funy sporking, absolute trainwreck of a story. |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke The only thing necessary for the proliferation of badfic is for good writers to not mock. - Moxie | |
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| ~Tio~ | Oct 20 2009, 05:28 PM Post #10 |
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Seer of Visions
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I caught a mini-youkai Anybody want to adopt Sesshoumar? Another chapter well-sporked I enjoyed the riffs, and the fact Ami is in this Even though it isn't really a thing to be happy about, with the badfic and all :lol: Keep up the good work
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| MackenzieW | Dec 1 2009, 02:14 AM Post #11 |
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When their job was done, they discovered to their horror how out of character they were becoming, and it worried them all. Do your characters need to see Dr. Stone as well?
Y'know, for a moment I thought we were reading this from Samwise the Brave's viewpoint. But then I remembered it was the Sue's. Blah.
Stream of consciousness writing is very, very, very difficult to pull off. The Suethor? Not one of them. This is just too random to even be called a story.
Was that a racial slur?
Because they are being cautious about strange food being offered to them by an idiotic, strange girl? They're being smart. You're being stupid.
Absolutely. That was one of the things that bugged me about "What the Heck?" She kept Boromir alive but nothing changed because of that. Wonderful job! I love the fact you used Ami. She's my favorite Sailor Scout! And is there even a point to this? Besides lowering Legolas so much, he'd fall for a moronic child who should seriously be institutionalized? (And am I forgive, oh merciful master?) |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Feb 23 2010, 12:18 AM Post #12 |
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King of Nothing
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Oh, so THAT's why she's so messed up..
*twitch* That's almost as bad as "Malo" for the secret password into Moria from my spork-fic. *headdesks*
*jaw drops*
Oi! That was PIPPIN who threw the stone in! Pippin: And honestly, kicking it? Does she have any idea how much that would hurt our delicate feet?!
And here we have a prime example of Sue intelligence, or the lack thereof. Moving on...
Oh yeah, I hear you loud and clear! *rolls eyes*
Xaja: *munches popcorn*
Xaja's Team: *boos*
*twitches*
Grins: The new facial accessory. Every Sue wants one! Valar, this is *searches for a suitable word since she gave up swearing for Lent* crappy! Ugh! Good job sporking this without going mad, Refie! Am I forgiven for being really off-topic on the Admin Worshipping thread?
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| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| Refia | Feb 23 2010, 10:52 AM Post #13 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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You are, Xaja. The others... not so much. |
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| AraionaDuBois | Feb 23 2010, 01:11 PM Post #14 |
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Chasing Shadows
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I haven't forgotten Refie. *hugs* Thursday I have time. I'll read it Thursday. I promise.
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Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian. Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian. | |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Feb 23 2010, 08:23 PM Post #15 |
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King of Nothing
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Yayness!
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| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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Anybody want to adopt Sesshoumar?
I'll read it Thursday. I promise. 
3:14 PM Jul 11