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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| Refia | Dec 17 2010, 12:25 AM Post #136 |
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Every time I spork a chapter of this monstrosity, I end up wanting to bang my head through the solid brick wall of my house.
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| MackenzieW | Dec 17 2010, 04:30 AM Post #137 |
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This one starts out fun, but by the end, you want a drink. Or a gun. Either works. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Ariel | Dec 17 2010, 09:53 PM Post #138 |
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Drink would be nice, bus alas, I am still too young to drink. Damn you drinking laws in America! |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 17 2010, 11:40 PM Post #139 |
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Then you're going to want to take option "B": The gun. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Dec 18 2010, 01:27 PM Post #140 |
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Or "C": Lipton Ice Tea.
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| MackenzieW | Dec 18 2010, 09:28 PM Post #141 |
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I'm not sure how potent Refie's Lipton Ice Tea is since the ones I drink are only good for being refreshing during the hot and humid NYC summers, so I'd stick with Option "B". |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Feb 9 2011, 10:13 PM Post #142 |
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Oh trust me Mac, for me Ice Tea is very potent. ![]()
Take my advice, guys, and stop it. This Sue won't die. Ever. ![]()
All of the above. <_<
Don't be a spoilsport, Balian.
Now if only it would come true. *sigh*
Ugh, please don't do that Ellen.
On the contrary, it'll feel good for us! ![]()
For this Sue, you can't be bloodthirsty enough.
Yeah, just go with it. Boromir adopts Sues left and right.
Nevermind originality! Just push her off the walls onto the Orc pikes. ![]()
Sadly, you're quite correct.
I suggest that once we are done with this pile of vomit, we kidnap Shadow08, tie her to a chair and force-feed her the book. Literally. I won't stop until she chewed and swallowed EVERY. SINGLE. DAMN. PAGE. OF. THE. TRILOGY.
*hands Ellen a bottle of ICe Tea* This is much better stuff. Trust me. ![]()
Heck, I'd provide her with poison if need be!
Sad thing is we're supposed to feel sorry for the Sue and think she's right here, not Boromir. <_<
Just keep telling yourself that.
Seriously, who IS she trying to fool here?
Sue: Your honour, don't punish me, I'm the chosen one, Leggy's true luv, Boromir's sister, a special snowflake! I'm so witty and adorable and smart and...! Judge: *fingers in his ears* AAARGH! I sentence you to death. :angry:
It's funny how the Sues are often the ones to come up with the nicest ideas to get rid of them.
Though Civilisation did call and apologise to Middle-earth for dumping you there.
All the more reason to grab the Sue by the head and ram her against the book repeatedly.
Sums this dumb cunt of a Sue up perfectly. AARGH! ![]()
She never had a brain. It refused to take place and grow in the skull of such an abomination.
Well, it has a nice ring to it.
Only 30+ chapters left to go. :mellow:
The sue doesn't listen to people unless they're praising her.
I wish. ![]() Oh I don't wanna spork the next one. I don't wanna. It hurts. It hurts, precious. But I have to. Alas. *mans up* Chapter 19, I'll be your oponent! *draws sword and charges* |
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| MackenzieW | Feb 10 2011, 02:10 AM Post #143 |
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Hey, we're not the only ones with a disco ball! *Lowers theirs*
Erik: Isn't it fun? I love changing stories. So does Mackenzie.
It was an act of mercy.
Actually, the way she spelled it is acceptable here in America. It's a direct reference to the Western accent, associated with the Old West here in America. Also, in Lancelot's statement, you need a comma to break it up. As it stands now, the flow makes no sense. There needs to be a pause between "bother" and "your".
Not all women storm off in a huff. Just the immature ones. Or the passive-aggressive ones.
Actually, it's the Department of Redundancy Department but have you taken over Sian's old spot? If so, I'd be glad to know someone next time I call.
Okay, while the Fairly Odd Parents is a pretty good cartoon, it's usually advised to not make such references when writing. It only dates the piece and unless the piece is supposed to be set in that time, it isn't good. Balian: Civilisation does not miss you. In fact it threw a world wide party when you left. Speaking of which, I lost the shirt I was wearing at the party while there and Erik lost his cape. If seen, please return to Malfoy Manor.
*Erik muffles Mackenzie, tossing her out of the room*
Erik: Mackenzie says you're welcome and that no one should go through that sober. We just ask that it gets returned restocked. Oh, and good luck, Refie! Good work, Rena! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| MackenzieW | Feb 11 2011, 04:13 AM Post #144 |
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Hey, even Voldemort has sporked with us.
Acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery.
Boromir! You treat Thing with more respect!
You're one of the few Sues who do.
Yes. I can also say "plagiarizing from the movie".
Wait! I need to get my script!
Actually, "poncy" is a word. According to dictionary.com, poncy is an adjective that means "ostentatious, pretentious, or effeminate."
Cool! Hey, Erik, we started a trend! Erik: NICE!
The guys use sedatives on me.
That works too.
Except Eowyn doesn't become a healer until Minas Tirith. She does so after Faramir's love chases away the last of the darkness and decides she wants to heal rather than fight. Good work, Refie! Bad chapter on the Sue's part. Insulting the king and no one calling her on it...Oh, yeah, she's a bitch. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Ariel | Feb 11 2011, 11:54 PM Post #145 |
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*starts sharpening various weapons*
Wow, never thought of it that way. Maybe it’s a disembodied goblin hand from Moria.
‘Half my size’ generally refers to people smaller than the person in question. Is she about to get killed by hobbits?
There she goes with her lack of control of her bodily functions.
Yes, I’m sure they were. I’m sure they were all shaking their heads and going ‘this is such a stupid fight when we could be at home playing poker, drinking beer, and watching the superbowl’.
I am completely confused by this. Is she imagining the Uruks naked? What is she imagining that they look disgusting?
Let me get this straight, she’s in the middle of a battle, people are dying around her, there are arrows flying towards her, AND SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT HOW LEGOLAS LOOKS WHEN HE’S WET? Where is this idiot’s self-preservation?
Okay, I just looked Keiko up. It’s a whale. A killer whale, but a whale nonetheless. Why the hell does she have a whale with her? Did I miss something? Did she name her sword Keiko? If so, why did she name it after a whale?
I AM A MAN! (Kudos if you recognize the quote.)
So if one dies, you’ll kill them all? That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?
*cheers* I just thought of something. We can make a drinking game of this. Drink a bottle of the strongest alcoholic beverage every time she saves someone who is supposed to die. |
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| MackenzieW | Feb 12 2011, 12:13 AM Post #146 |
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*Punch* |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Ariel | Feb 12 2011, 12:44 AM Post #147 |
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I love that quote. |
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| athenarena | Feb 12 2011, 12:48 AM Post #148 |
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Refie that was amazing! I loved it! Everything you wrote was honest, amazing and so funny. I was in bits afterwards!
She will never come to terms with her suckiness. Unfortunately what Ace asks for will never happen. You want me to provide anything?
I want to join in! I have the weapons.
No-one does. No-one does.
I wish you did Ace, I reall you wish you did. But we can add it to the ways we want to kill the Sue.
She always does that but never in a good way.
Sesshoumaru I hate you but the others I agree with you all.
I like it too. I want to help. Refie, you are a genius with how you want to kill Sam.
FUCKING BITCH! How dare she make fun of the greatest citization that has ever lived. I really really hate her. How do you stay sane with her Refie? Nice little MST offside though Mastermind.
Mastermind, I really pity you I really do right now. I did not see that image, thanks for the image Mastermind.
Ace, less is better in this story trust me.
When do they ever listen?
Everybody, that is who they are trying to fool.
That is roaring to her ![]() If I continued, we would be here all day as what you wrote was just so FREAKING GOOD! Please take some rest so that you can continue writing as well as you do. Here is my gift *hands over Lipton Iced Tea* Great work Refie! |
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I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P. I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that! Creative Insight | |
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| MackenzieW | Feb 12 2011, 02:24 AM Post #149 |
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I will have you know, Ariel, I now have the Atop the 4th Wall theme in my head. Thanks. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Ariel | Feb 12 2011, 04:01 PM Post #150 |
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:lol: You're welcome! I have it stuck in my head, but that's more from watching it. |
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