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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| Ariel | Feb 13 2011, 12:55 AM Post #151 |
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That explains a lot.
*cheers* YES! The Sue is dying! *dances around*
Your goal is to not make sense? Well, you succeeded.
To introduce you to logic.
Ladies and Muffins? Since when have men been referred to as muffins?
Despite the fact that Haldir was never in Helms Deep.
Death by Sue. I think Id rather have my toenails ripped out.
No, trust me. We want her cursed. If she is miserable, we are happy.
I can cuss him out in German if you like. As well as bite my thumb at him.
No offence, but I do not consider Legolas sexy as hell.
Frankie: That was coming onto a Sue? I give it a 3. Ariel: Frankie isnt a Casanova; hes just a pervert who could worm his way into a nuns skirts after having sex with a monk.
*points at the Joker* This is one of those children that you scarred. Joker: *indignantly* I am NOT a child! Ariel: No, but you have the mentality of one.
Ive always thought that strange. There were shield-maidens so why werent they allowed to fight? Furthermore, why were there teenaged boys who didnt know how to fight since Tolkien intended Rohan as an anglo-saxon society, and women were allowed to be warriors then. They should have, at the very least, known how to use a sword.
Dunce cap anyone?
That and the fact that your average Suethor wouldnt know characterization if it bit them in the butt.
While this would have been true for most societies, I dont think it was entirely true for one like Rohan, which was constantly at war with Uruks and Wildmen. Rohan was based off of the Anglo-Saxons, not necessarily the Dark Ages. It would stand to reason that women would know some form of combat while the men were off fighting back said evil forces. That being said, why werent the Shield-Maidens allowed to fight, since I dont think Eowyn was the only one. Thirdly, women in the Anglo-saxon society had relatively more freedom than your average female back then. There are records of women holding agricultural jobs as well as owning land. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.
And we keep hoping hell kill you during one of your fights.
What a waste of a perfectly good cake mix.
*hands over fluffy banana coated in contact poison*
We want you to die during the battle. Stupid Sue. |
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| jules14 | Feb 28 2011, 05:49 PM Post #152 |
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Sorry I'm only reviewing your latest chapter now. It was wonderful; I love how your sporkers go insane with rage at the stupid Sue. By the way, is anybody signed up to do the next chapter, or can I take it? (And this time, I want to make sure I'm the only one that does it, so the same chapter isn't sporked twice.) |
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| Refia | Feb 28 2011, 07:26 PM Post #153 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I believe Mac is doing it, Jules.
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| MackenzieW | Feb 28 2011, 10:11 PM Post #154 |
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Sorry, jules, I did take it. It'll be up later today. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Jedi Master Luthien | Mar 1 2011, 03:55 AM Post #155 |
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*standing ovation* ![]()
Oh, we wish...
That is EXACTLY what I was wondering.
That made me giggle. ![]()
Because that would actually be logical, maybe?
Good luck creating a flowchart that fits in the sporking theatre...
That one made me laugh out loud. The people in the coffee shop are now looking at me funny. ![]()
That sounds like a pretty good list to me.
Really? Cool! ![]()
Yeah, that makes two of us. *shakes head*
*giggles* Close enough, Erik.
Prepare to die.
NOOOOO!!! *runs for cover* Excellent job, Mac! *sends over a Sporking Survival Kit* I feel your pain on this one... I sporked it as well. *shudders* Again, excellent job. ![]() Oh, by the way... Jules, if you want Chapter 22, you can have it. I'm supposed to do it, but I have two major papers coming up and I don't think I'll be able to do it in a timely fashion. |
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| MackenzieW | Mar 1 2011, 04:44 AM Post #156 |
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Thank you. Thank you. *Bows* I'm impressed that was actually coherent in the end.
First thing that came to my mind.
Same deal as the Batman riff.
Oops, sorry.
Thank you! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That Ill hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Mar 1 2011, 03:34 PM Post #157 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Yay indeed. :mellow:
Just nod and pretend you got it and move along. You'll be glad you did.
Ooooh, here it comes! ![]()
*stands up and claps, Refie's sporkers join in* BRAVO! OUTSTANDING! GO MAC!
Sam: Becuz eye m speshul!
Like everything else she screwed up so far.
Probably the feeling of every reader with a brain.
Somebody sew her mouth shut already! And destroy her mind so her thoughts can't bother us anymore! ![]()
The Sue, think? Oh, surely you jest!
Good, keep doing it. Maybe you'll fall asleep.
Major fail here, Shadow08. Cannibalistic would imply the trees eat other trees. Wow, this is a Meyer-level blunder. The word you were looking for is "maneating".
She is. Here, have some. *hands over whisky*
You seriously expect Shadow08 to avoid plot chasms like that, Quatre? For all I know, she goes the "What the heck?!" route and has Boromir pretend he's dead just so Denethor can go die. :mellow:
Yet it doesn't bring her even near redemption.
*gives Mac more alcohol*
Give me one Suethor that knows this little fact.
Yeah, SERIOUSLY, WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL?!
I'm going to drown myself in my Ice Tea once this is done. ![]()
But hey, it was in the movie and it had Lustolas in it, so it MUST be important, no? :rolleyes:
Like me! I go down after one beer, true story! Not that I was in a drinking game, but it was at a party, end of the exams, my last schoolyear... Somebody talked me into 1 beer and yup, you guessed it, Refie got a tiny bit loose in the head. Luckily 6 Ice Teas in a row solved that.
Yeah, calm down, Mac, I'll give you plenty of opportunity to kill her later.
Don't we all?
Don't you DARE bring that Bionicle story in it, or it'll get PERSONAL, Shadow08! <_<
Point Remus! Exist should be on there multiple times.
Now that you know that, go kill yourself.
A canon reaction to the Sue?! What is this world coming to?!
Because she lacks the brainpower to write anything that MATTERS there.
Learn it, accept it and pay with your life for it!
Believe it or not, in Belgium, or at least in flemish, the song's about mussel man, not muffin man. If it is indeed the same tune I'm thinking of.
I think if one's drunk, and then sees the Sue, they'd swear never to hit the tankard again.
She wanted to keep the rating down, I guess? ![]()
She did. There could have been so much better names for a weapon (I'm not opposes to named weapons, usually a weapon is named because of its outstanding quality or power, such as Anduril), but she went with Keiko. Because Japanese is so cool and all. Please note sarcasm.
You need a brain for that.
AND NOT THE MOVIE, DIMWIT!
Well, hey, at least somebody of Middle-earth is trying to harm her. That's good, no?
Where is she now with her "chauvinistic pigs! MEN!", hmm? Major fail, Sue.
Mentally I'd say she's less mature than an unborn 5 months old foetus.
THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! ![]()
I think she does. Shall we kindly not point out to her its her own damn fault? :rolleyes:
This is going to be good! ![]()
DEITY DAMN YOU, ELF! ![]()
I don't think it needs mentioning, it's simply logical and natural that you don't. Goes for all of us.
You heard her. Now confess, Sue!
Better yet, somebody KILL her!
Point Mac. ![]()
Nothing to see here, move along.
There's no need, we all know why. :mellow:
Wishful thinking, unfortunately.
WILL SOMEBODY JUST KILL HER ALREADY?! ![]()
She's the Sue. She automatically assumes the world revolves around her.
Ya rly.
It is now once more proven that Sam lacks any kind of common sense. In our modern, 21st century terms, GANDALF IS A FRIGGING DEMI-GOD, SUE! HE COULD SNUFF YOU OUT BEFORE YOU COULD SAY "OH SHI-"!!! ![]()
I had the same with Battling Bard's famous picture links. *shivvers* Well, we both know what curiosity killed.
As far as I know, no. A couple of honest reviews telling her how bad she sucked made her quit after one last petty attempt to flip us the bird.
Truer words have never been spoken!
But hey, that would require you to... *cough* Do research or read the book. *cough*
And not a moment too soon! I seriously HATE THIS DAMN SUE. Somebody needs to kill her and kill her quick! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to drown myself in Lipton Ice Tea. |
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| jules14 | Mar 1 2011, 09:48 PM Post #158 |
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Wonderful job, Mac. I feel for you, having to spork this shit.
No. No, you can't.
![]() ![]() ![]() God bless you, Mac, for stating so much truth. In fact, I think if the Sue read that much truth, she'd explode.
Oh, how I wish Eowyn had asked that question! Then the Sue would throw one of her temper tantrums and everyone would see how shallow and stupid she was!
You know, this is another thing I don't get. This Suethor is a supposed "feminist," whines about men being chauvinist pigs, wants to fight...and yet she prefers Arwen to Eowyn? Usually with Suethors it's the other way around. Though I suppose she thinks she can act condescending and rude to Arwen without worrying about Arwen decapitating her, so maybe that's why.
EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
Oh, man, I'd forgotten all about Rora's stupid twagic horse! ![]()
Is the Pope Catholic? :rolleyes:
Bullshit, Suethor. If you really loved him, you wouldn't belittle him all the time.
Hey, you did better than me. I would have screamed, torn out my hair, and gone to murder the Sue with a butter knife.
Sam: But they're SMALLER than me!1 That means they're like cute little kidz, lolz!!11!
PLEASE! ![]()
But it's in the MOVIE, Mac. Therefore, it must be an important plot point. And don't start lecturing me about that novelization of the movies written by...J.L.L. Token, was that his name? And end sarcasm.
Okay, that's it; there's no doubt about it. This Suethor has DEFINITELY read Wheel of Time. And she thinks Robert Jordan's female characters are admirable. I hate her even more.
*joins in the cheering*
*grabs a handgun and shoots the Sue a million times*
Well, except Denethor, since he's ebul and sexist. :rolleyes:
I'll do it. ARAGORN DID NOT MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE! HOW THE HELL WOULD SAURON EVEN KNOW THAT WAS ISILDUR'S HEIR?! Oh, and by the way, ARAGORN DID CONTROL IT! Granted, it was after Pippin and Gandalf had ridden to Minas Tirith, BUT HE STILL CONTROLLED IT! Oh, wait, that's right: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE GODDAMN BOOK!!!
Same here! Though at least Aragorn wasn't abashed or ashamed; he just ignored the stupid obnoxious cunt (sorry I'm using that word, but with the Sue's stupid rant about Aragorn, she earned it).
*joins in screaming, then starts beating the Sue to a pulp*
Oh, yeah, like YOU ever did anything out of the goodness of your heart, Miss Men-are-Chauvinist-Pigs-and-Eowyn's-Shallow. Oh, wait, you don't have a heart. Or a brain. Or a shred of human dignity. Or the intelligence of a pebble. Or...well, you get the picture.
*furiously* That's it. I'm giving this Sue to the Joker. Sorry, I got a little angry. But really; this Sue gets worse and worse with every chapter. I didn't think that was possible! Great MST, though. |
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| MackenzieW | Mar 1 2011, 11:58 PM Post #159 |
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Yay! Two reviews! Refie:
That's a good strategy.
Thank you. *Bows* As I told Luthi, I'm just glad I was coherent during that.
Thank you. *Downs whisky*
Would you like some bleeprin to go in that?
That was a dangerous route to take. The sugar in the ice tea could've exasberated the alcohol. Water was a better option.
It is. Remus didn't read the full list...If he did, we'd still be there.
Now wait a minute, "Scream" is a slasher flick...
Thank you. The sad part was that they weren't hiding any alcohol. They were just being silly. I think they pre-gamed.
Oh, good. Hey, Remus, there's no sequel to "Stuck in Middle-earth!" Remus: THANK JONAS! Thanks for the review, Refie. Jules:
I'd actually like to see that.
Maybe, but I believe Arwen is pretty capable with a sword.
And he does control the Palantir in the movie. And it really isn't until Aragorn shows him the Sword that Was Broken does Sauron realize who Aragorn is. And that was Aragorn calling the Dark Lord out!
Go ahead. And thanks for the review. Don't worry. She makes me mad as well. |
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| Amarth | Mar 2 2011, 10:51 AM Post #160 |
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Just keep telling yourself that.
I don't think sedatives will be enough for the terror of Shadow08. Shall I send slivovitz?
If only...
No, dear. Ents do not eat other Ents. Nor do the trees eat other trees. Regarding your true fear, even if either of them were carnivores, since they had good taste not to eat Uruk-Hai, they most likely wouldn't eat you.
But at least Nightwing is dignified. Poor horse.
Cue the attempted rape scene. Congratulations on surviving the most nerve-grating piece of work fanfiction.net has spawned. |
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| MackenzieW | Mar 2 2011, 11:32 PM Post #161 |
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Erik: Will it shut Mackenzie up? Mac: HEY!
True.
I don't know which one was worse--this one or Rora's rape scene in Two Hearts, One Soul. Thanks for the review! |
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The word you were looking for is "maneating".

Exist should be on there multiple times.
Major fail, Sue.
Point Mac. 








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