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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,741 Views)
Ariel
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Chapter 17: broken brains and store refunds

That explains a lot.

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Balian: Bring out the celebrations Sue is dying. Sue wants to die!
Lancelot: *pops champagne*
Galahad: *lowers disco ball*

*cheers* YES! The Sue is dying! *dances around*

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I rather hope not, cause then I would've achieved my goal.

Your goal is to not make sense? Well, you succeeded.

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Ellen: to kill you.
Galahad: to mess up your hair and make-up
Lancelot: To cut up your Legolas/obsession posters
Balian: to find someone prettier than you and better than you and make you watch Legolas or whoever your obsession is marry them.


To introduce you to logic.

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Let me express my opulent desire ladies and muffins, to cause rampant confusion amongst the masses of middle earth.

Ladies and Muffins? Since when have men been referred to as muffins?

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The one good thing I can see about this whole battle is that I get to see Hal again.

Despite the fact that Haldir was never in Helms Deep.

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When I dohe's kinda gonna diefrom having to see me again

Ellen: Nice correction Galahad.
Galahad: *grins* I do try.


Death by Sue. I think Id rather have my toenails ripped out.

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I am seriously cursed.

Balian: You curse us. Not you are cursed. Get it right Sue!

No, trust me. We want her cursed. If she is miserable, we are happy.

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Ellen: *flips the Sue* that is how we feel about you. *Balian is shocked* Hey! Women can swear so no fainting in shock on me even if you are French.
Balian: *glowers momentarily*


I can cuss him out in German if you like. As well as bite my thumb at him.

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Damn, how, I ask you, can anyone possibly make a weird expression look as sexy as hell?

No offence, but I do not consider Legolas sexy as hell.

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Lancelot: If you want sexy, I can . *knocked out momentarily*
Balian: Our Casanova was coming onto a Sue. I had to put him and use out of our misery.

Frankie: That was coming onto a Sue? I give it a 3.
Ariel: Frankie isnt a Casanova; hes just a pervert who could worm his way into a nuns skirts after having sex with a monk.

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I bet I'm causing the small children severe mental scarring, but who cares?

*points at the Joker* This is one of those children that you scarred.
Joker: *indignantly* I am NOT a child!
Ariel: No, but you have the mentality of one.

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The women and children are being herded into the caves.

Sorta like cattle y'know?
Lancelot: I am sorry that Thodens idea of how to protect his people does not fit in with your ideals.
Galahad: At least they are protected from seeing her.
Lancelot: I want to join them *raises eyebrows, Ellen scoffs*


Ive always thought that strange. There were shield-maidens so why werent they allowed to fight? Furthermore, why were there teenaged boys who didnt know how to fight since Tolkien intended Rohan as an anglo-saxon society, and women were allowed to be warriors then. They should have, at the very least, known how to use a sword.

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Ellen: I think you meant partner. However, seeing as English escapes you I will just cane you for ever mistakes.
Lancelot: Dont bother your arm will die before she does.

Dunce cap anyone?

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Lancelot: And sexist, evil Boromir was born. Do not confuse him with confused, noble but led astray Boromir who was seduced by the ring because he thought it would save his people.
Galahad: That guy never exists in Sue stories. Too hard to write him properly when lusting over Legolas and/or Aragorn.


That and the fact that your average Suethor wouldnt know characterization if it bit them in the butt.

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Ellen: (angrily) A lot of LOTR is based around cultures that were in Europe during the Dark Ages. Ergo, if your brother was the only male relative around you at the time, you listened, you did as you were told, and you were a secondary citizen. However, the feminist ideals of the 21st century would have told her all are equal and they are. Smart person would have written about the problems that somebody changing would have faced. I mean come on, she could have easily gotten a beating for this and it would have been seen as an acceptable thing to do!
Lancelot: Operative word is smart. Sue is not smart. Sue can bend rules. Sue-author does not care about culture or what not. Stop working yourself into a frenzy; you are only going to do yourself more damage.


While this would have been true for most societies, I dont think it was entirely true for one like Rohan, which was constantly at war with Uruks and Wildmen. Rohan was based off of the Anglo-Saxons, not necessarily the Dark Ages. It would stand to reason that women would know some form of combat while the men were off fighting back said evil forces. That being said, why werent the Shield-Maidens allowed to fight, since I dont think Eowyn was the only one. Thirdly, women in the Anglo-saxon society had relatively more freedom than your average female back then. There are records of women holding agricultural jobs as well as owning land. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.

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I don't like fighting with Boromir, I really don't.

Galahad: Funny because you do it a lot.

And we keep hoping hell kill you during one of your fights.

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I think it'd be a rather fascinating experience dunking your head in a bowl of cake mix.

What a waste of a perfectly good cake mix.

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Man this is depressing. Somebody hand me a fluffy banana.

Lancelot: a what? But, but, but
Galahad: Logic, you really have got rusty my friend.


*hands over fluffy banana coated in contact poison*

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"What about you?" I asked him curiously. "Why aren't you helping them by strapping me to a chair and carrying me off to the caves and gagging me so I don't inflict ear problems to the populace?"

Lancelot: why did we not think of that before?
Ellen: I think we have gone soft.
Galahad: No, just over the top. It is so simple we forgot. We have not gone soft yet, I hope.
Lancelot: If we have, we are doomed. I feel like manically laughing for some reason.

We want you to die during the battle. Stupid Sue.

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Sorry I'm only reviewing your latest chapter now. It was wonderful; I love how your sporkers go insane with rage at the stupid Sue. By the way, is anybody signed up to do the next chapter, or can I take it? (And this time, I want to make sure I'm the only one that does it, so the same chapter isn't sporked twice.)
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I believe Mac is doing it, Jules. :nod:
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Sorry, jules, I did take it. It'll be up later today.
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"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
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A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
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Mac: She wasnt blinded by his shiny deeds and sword! Lets go back to my original rant, shall we? Stable was definitely not the word to use to describe Eowyns life in Rohan. Thats what Aragorn represented to herstability. Lets also consider the men in Eowyns life at this point. Theodred was dead, her brother often off protecting their country. Theoden had become the shell of a man under Grimas control. Grima was a rat. Aragorn is not only stable, hes brave, wise and honorable. He represents EVERYTHING that Eowyns life isnt right now. Hes also the one man to talk to her as a person and not some trophy, to understand her need to fight. Soin essence, STOP INSISTING THAT EOWYN IS AS SHALLOW AS YOUR SUE!


*standing ovation* :clapping:

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A hand closes on my shoulder and I snarl at him, whoever he is.
Erik: Death?


Oh, we wish...

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Mac: What does this girl have against real paragraphs? They tell you in writing classes that one sentence paragraphs should be used sparsely and for effect.


That is EXACTLY what I was wondering.

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Holy shampoo!
Quatre: Batman!


That made me giggle. :D

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Quatre: Wait, if Boromirs still alive, why didnt he save Merry and Pippin from the Orcs?
*The others just look at him*


Because that would actually be logical, maybe?

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*All stare, frowning. Finally, Quatre sighs*
Quatre: Flowchart?
Others: Flowchart.


Good luck creating a flowchart that fits in the sporking theatre...

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"HAIL!" the men holler back.
All: CAESAR!


That one made me laugh out loud. The people in the coffee shop are now looking at me funny. :wasntme:

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Remus (reading): One, exist. Two, be annoying. Three, be high on sugar.


That sounds like a pretty good list to me.

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Mac: Wrong. No nursery rhyme is just nonsense. Drury Lane exists in London. Heck, theres a long-established theater there! The Muffin Man used to deliver English muffins in Victorian times. The song, about the Muffin Man, was actually part of game played by young people in parlors.


Really? Cool! :D

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Mac: II cant even BEGIN to explain how that statement is so wrong.


Yeah, that makes two of us. *shakes head*

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Erik: Sorry, you were speaking, but all I heard was BITCH BITCH BITCH!


*giggles* Close enough, Erik.

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Mac: You threatened an ISTARI?


Prepare to die.

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Remus: Theres a sequel?!


NOOOOO!!! *runs for cover*

Excellent job, Mac! :D *sends over a Sporking Survival Kit* I feel your pain on this one... I sporked it as well. *shudders* Again, excellent job. :)


Oh, by the way... Jules, if you want Chapter 22, you can have it. I'm supposed to do it, but I have two major papers coming up and I don't think I'll be able to do it in a timely fashion.
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*standing ovation*


Thank you. Thank you. *Bows* I'm impressed that was actually coherent in the end.

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That made me giggle.


First thing that came to my mind.

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That one made me laugh out loud.


Same deal as the Batman riff.

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The people in the coffee shop are now looking at me funny.


Oops, sorry.

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Excellent job, Mac!


Thank you!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Mac: Okay, another chapter of Stuck in Middle earth.
Others (flatly): Yay.


Yay indeed. :mellow:

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Mac: What. The. Hell?


Just nod and pretend you got it and move along. You'll be glad you did.

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Erik: Did you get the sedative refill from House yet?
Remus: Nope.
*The men all put on their helmets and reach to the back of the theater. They then put a helmet on Zabaini as well.*


Ooooh, here it comes! :evil: :mace:

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Mac: Well, if you insist
Sai: This is going to be painful.
Mac: She wasnt blinded by his shiny deeds and sword! Lets go back to my original rant, shall we? Stable was definitely not the word to use to describe Eowyns life in Rohan. Thats what Aragorn represented to herstability. Lets also consider the men in Eowyns life at this point. Theodred was dead, her brother often off protecting their country. Theoden had become the shell of a man under Grimas control. Grima was a rat. Aragorn is not only stable, hes brave, wise and honorable. He represents EVERYTHING that Eowyns life isnt right now. Hes also the one man to talk to her as a person and not some trophy, to understand her need to fight. Soin essence, STOP INSISTING THAT EOWYN IS AS SHALLOW AS YOUR SUE!


*stands up and claps, Refie's sporkers join in*

BRAVO! OUTSTANDING! GO MAC!

:clapping: :bis: :clapping: :thumbsup:

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Mac (Eowyn): Why are you such a bitch?


Sam: Becuz eye m speshul!

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Mac: She isnt going to screw it up! You may, though.


Like everything else she screwed up so far.

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Mac: My feeling exactly.


Probably the feeling of every reader with a brain.

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Mac: Oh Jonas, not this again


Somebody sew her mouth shut already! And destroy her mind so her thoughts can't bother us anymore! :headwall:

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Remus: Maybe its the only route? Did you think of that?


The Sue, think? Oh, surely you jest! :o

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Octavius: Im nodding off here!


Good, keep doing it. Maybe you'll fall asleep.

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We're nearly out of this forest of cannibalism galore!


Major fail here, Shadow08. Cannibalistic would imply the trees eat other trees. Wow, this is a Meyer-level blunder. :blink: The word you were looking for is "maneating".

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Mac: Shes going to treat em like children, isnt she?
*Sai rubs her back*


She is. Here, have some.

*hands over whisky*

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Quatre: Wait, if Boromirs still alive, why didnt he save Merry and Pippin from the Orcs?
*The others just look at him*


You seriously expect Shadow08 to avoid plot chasms like that, Quatre? For all I know, she goes the "What the heck?!" route and has Boromir pretend he's dead just so Denethor can go die. :mellow:

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*All gasp*
Mac: SheShe spelled it right!


Yet it doesn't bring her even near redemption.

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Mac: :facepalm:


*gives Mac more alcohol*

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Mac: And if they werent OLDER THAN YOU!


Give me one Suethor that knows this little fact.

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What are you really doing in there with Grima, eh Saruman?
All: WHAT?


Yeah, SERIOUSLY, WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL?! :X

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Quatre: You? Were going to have to all down bleeptinis after this!
Mac: Youre getting bleeperin and orange juice.


I'm going to drown myself in my Ice Tea once this is done. :cry2:

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Mac: Must EVERY Suethor put this into their story? It served no real purpose in the movie except to be lighthearted before Pippin encountered Sauron in the Palantir. Rehashed, its not even that.


But hey, it was in the movie and it had Lustolas in it, so it MUST be important, no? :rolleyes:

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Mac: Hey, stop being such a pretend feminist. I know plenty of women who can drink their guy friends under the table.


Like me! I go down after one beer, true story! :nod: Not that I was in a drinking game, but it was at a party, end of the exams, my last schoolyear... Somebody talked me into 1 beer and yup, you guessed it, Refie got a tiny bit loose in the head. :wasntme: Luckily 6 Ice Teas in a row solved that. :P

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*Remus holds Mackenzie down*


Yeah, calm down, Mac, I'll give you plenty of opportunity to kill her later.

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Erik: I vote for that storyline!


Don't we all?

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Why do the Powers That Be hate me so much?


Don't you DARE bring that Bionicle story in it, or it'll get PERSONAL, Shadow08! <_<

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Remus (reading): One, exist. Two, be annoying. Three, be high on sugar.


Point Remus! :laugh: Exist should be on there multiple times.

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Quatre: To Middle-earth? Absolutely.


Now that you know that, go kill yourself.

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In the past half-hour I've been here, I've been sat on, pushed, and spilt beer on.
*All cheer*


A canon reaction to the Sue?! What is this world coming to?!

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Mac: Why is she repeating this old nursery rhyme?


Because she lacks the brainpower to write anything that MATTERS there.

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Erik: Hey! Thats what you are!


Learn it, accept it and pay with your life for it!

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Mac: Wrong. No nursery rhyme is just nonsense. Drury Lane exists in London. Heck, theres a long-established theater there! The Muffin Man used to deliver English muffins in Victorian times. The song, about the Muffin Man, was actually part of game played by young people in parlors.


Believe it or not, in Belgium, or at least in flemish, the song's about mussel man, not muffin man. If it is indeed the same tune I'm thinking of.

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Erik: Which is the only reason hes hitting on you.
Mac: Beer goggles!
Erik: Exactly.


I think if one's drunk, and then sees the Sue, they'd swear never to hit the tankard again.

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Sai: As opposed to Holy shit.


She wanted to keep the rating down, I guess? :dunno:

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Mac (blinking): She named her sword Keiko? Seriously?


She did. :nod: There could have been so much better names for a weapon (I'm not opposes to named weapons, usually a weapon is named because of its outstanding quality or power, such as Anduril), but she went with Keiko. Because Japanese is so cool and all.

Please note sarcasm.

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Quatre: How about screaming, you moron? Youre in a crowded room.


You need a brain for that.

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All: SCREAM!


AND NOT THE MOVIE, DIMWIT!

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*All just facepalm*


Well, hey, at least somebody of Middle-earth is trying to harm her. That's good, no? :unsure:

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Erik: Another feminist who really isnt a feminist.


Where is she now with her "chauvinistic pigs! MEN!", hmm? :hmm?: Major fail, Sue.

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Mac: How old is the Sue anyway?
Remus: Physically or mentally?


Mentally I'd say she's less mature than an unborn 5 months old foetus.

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He was drunk.


THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! :headwall:

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*All are silent*
Sai: Do you really want to go there?


I think she does. Shall we kindly not point out to her its her own damn fault? :rolleyes:

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*All pass their bags over for refills*


This is going to be good! :D

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I shall forever be in Legolas' debt.


DEITY DAMN YOU, ELF! :burnmad:

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Erik: Did I mention that I dont care?


I don't think it needs mentioning, it's simply logical and natural that you don't. Goes for all of us.

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Mac: Because you are the Author Avatar.


You heard her. Now confess, Sue!

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Remus: Good. Someone slap her!


Better yet, somebody KILL her!

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Erik and Remus (singing): Here we come, to save the day!
Mac: Are you two hiding booze down there and not sharing?


:rofl: Point Mac. :rofl:

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Remus: Oh, script.


Nothing to see here, move along.

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Mac: II cant even BEGIN to explain how that statement is so wrong.


There's no need, we all know why. :mellow:

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Remus: I hope by somebody SLAPPING YOU!


Wishful thinking, unfortunately.

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Erik: Sorry, you were speaking, but all I heard was BITCH BITCH BITCH!


WILL SOMEBODY JUST KILL HER ALREADY?! :headwall:

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Sai: Who said YOU were going?


She's the Sue. She automatically assumes the world revolves around her.

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All: Really?


Ya rly.

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Mac: You threatened an ISTARI?


It is now once more proven that Sam lacks any kind of common sense. In our modern, 21st century terms, GANDALF IS A FRIGGING DEMI-GOD, SUE! HE COULD SNUFF YOU OUT BEFORE YOU COULD SAY "OH SHI-"!!! :headwall:

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Mac: I have the morbid curiosity to check this out.
Remus: Remember the last time you let morbid curiosity get to you? You read Celebrian and then went running around screaming MY EYES! MY EYES!
*Mackenzie shudders*


I had the same with Battling Bard's famous picture links. *shivvers*
Well, we both know what curiosity killed.

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Remus: Theres a sequel?!


As far as I know, no. A couple of honest reviews telling her how bad she sucked made her quit after one last petty attempt to flip us the bird.

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All: DAMN STRAIGHT!


Truer words have never been spoken!

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Mac: One, its Haldir. And Tolkien kept him alive!


But hey, that would require you to... *cough* Do research or read the book. *cough*

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Mackenzie: The chapters over!


And not a moment too soon! I seriously HATE THIS DAMN SUE. Somebody needs to kill her and kill her quick!

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to drown myself in Lipton Ice Tea.
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Wonderful job, Mac. I feel for you, having to spork this shit.

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Erik: Gee, can you blame her?


No. No, you can't.

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Mac: She wasnt blinded by his shiny deeds and sword! Lets go back to my original rant, shall we? Stable was definitely not the word to use to describe Eowyns life in Rohan. Thats what Aragorn represented to herstability. Lets also consider the men in Eowyns life at this point. Theodred was dead, her brother often off protecting their country. Theoden had become the shell of a man under Grimas control. Grima was a rat. Aragorn is not only stable, hes brave, wise and honorable. He represents EVERYTHING that Eowyns life isnt right now. Hes also the one man to talk to her as a person and not some trophy, to understand her need to fight. Soin essence, STOP INSISTING THAT EOWYN IS AS SHALLOW AS YOUR SUE!


:nod:
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:bow:

God bless you, Mac, for stating so much truth. In fact, I think if the Sue read that much truth, she'd explode.

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Mac (Eowyn): Why are you such a bitch?


Oh, how I wish Eowyn had asked that question! Then the Sue would throw one of her temper tantrums and everyone would see how shallow and stupid she was!

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Let me just say that I love the Aragorn/Arwen ship to death, and I'll be damned if I let anything screw it up.


You know, this is another thing I don't get. This Suethor is a supposed "feminist," whines about men being chauvinist pigs, wants to fight...and yet she prefers Arwen to Eowyn? Usually with Suethors it's the other way around. Though I suppose she thinks she can act condescending and rude to Arwen without worrying about Arwen decapitating her, so maybe that's why.

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Remus: Youre comparing the trees to the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk?


EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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Remus: Its better than Nightwing.
Mac: Oh Jonas, that was the stupid name Rora gave her dead horse, right?
Erik: I am very glad I skipped out on that one.


Oh, man, I'd forgotten all about Rora's stupid twagic horse! :rofl:

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Mac: Shes going to treat em like children, isnt she?


Is the Pope Catholic? :rolleyes:

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Man, I love that dwarf.


Bullshit, Suethor. If you really loved him, you wouldn't belittle him all the time.

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Mac: :facepalm:


Hey, you did better than me. I would have screamed, torn out my hair, and gone to murder the Sue with a butter knife.

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Mac: And if they werent OLDER THAN YOU!


Sam: But they're SMALLER than me!1 That means they're like cute little kidz, lolz!!11!

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Erik: Stop humoring her!


PLEASE! :crying:

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Mac: Must EVERY Suethor put this into their story? It served no real purpose in the movie except to be lighthearted before Pippin encountered Sauron in the Palantir. Rehashed, its not even that.


But it's in the MOVIE, Mac. Therefore, it must be an important plot point. And don't start lecturing me about that novelization of the movies written by...J.L.L. Token, was that his name?

And end sarcasm.

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I stand up and shake my head muttering, "Men." Exasperatedly under my breath.


Okay, that's it; there's no doubt about it. This Suethor has DEFINITELY read Wheel of Time. And she thinks Robert Jordan's female characters are admirable. I hate her even more.

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In the past half-hour I've been here, I've been sat on, pushed, and spilt beer on.
*All cheer*


*joins in the cheering*

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I nod. "Yeah, justovertaxed. I really didn't want a repeat of spring fling but ho deedle dum there it was again."
*All just stare*


*grabs a handgun and shoots the Sue a million times*

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Mac: Is every male canon going to check on her?
Remus: Probably.


Well, except Denethor, since he's ebul and sexist. :rolleyes:

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You didn't help; you made everything worse by letting that gay-assed Mordorian bastard get a good look at you."
Mac: II cant even BEGIN to explain how that statement is so wrong.


I'll do it. ARAGORN DID NOT MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE! HOW THE HELL WOULD SAURON EVEN KNOW THAT WAS ISILDUR'S HEIR?!

Oh, and by the way, ARAGORN DID CONTROL IT! Granted, it was after Pippin and Gandalf had ridden to Minas Tirith, BUT HE STILL CONTROLLED IT! Oh, wait, that's right: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE GODDAMN BOOK!!!

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Erik: Sorry, you were speaking, but all I heard was BITCH BITCH BITCH!


Same here! Though at least Aragorn wasn't abashed or ashamed; he just ignored the stupid obnoxious cunt (sorry I'm using that word, but with the Sue's stupid rant about Aragorn, she earned it).

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And thus follows a demonstration of pettiness as exhibited by Thoden, King.
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*Mackenzie screams*


*joins in screaming, then starts beating the Sue to a pulp*

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Couldn't you just do it because you're humanitarian or it's out of the goodness of your heart or something?


Oh, yeah, like YOU ever did anything out of the goodness of your heart, Miss Men-are-Chauvinist-Pigs-and-Eowyn's-Shallow.

Oh, wait, you don't have a heart. Or a brain. Or a shred of human dignity. Or the intelligence of a pebble. Or...well, you get the picture.

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Mac: You threatened an ISTARI?


*furiously* That's it. I'm giving this Sue to the Joker.

Sorry, I got a little angry. But really; this Sue gets worse and worse with every chapter. I didn't think that was possible! Great MST, though.
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Refie:

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Just nod and pretend you got it and move along.


That's a good strategy.

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*stands up and claps, Refie's sporkers join in*

BRAVO! OUTSTANDING! GO MAC!


Thank you. *Bows* As I told Luthi, I'm just glad I was coherent during that.

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She is. Here, have some.

*hands over whisky*


Thank you. *Downs whisky*

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I'm going to drown myself in my Ice Tea once this is done.


Would you like some bleeprin to go in that?

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Luckily 6 Ice Teas in a row solved that.


That was a dangerous route to take. The sugar in the ice tea could've exasberated the alcohol. Water was a better option.

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Exist should be on there multiple times.


It is. Remus didn't read the full list...If he did, we'd still be there.

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AND NOT THE MOVIE, DIMWIT!


Now wait a minute, "Scream" is a slasher flick...

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:rofl: Point Mac. :rofl:


Thank you. The sad part was that they weren't hiding any alcohol. They were just being silly.

I think they pre-gamed.

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As far as I know, no. A couple of honest reviews telling her how bad she sucked made her quit after one last petty attempt to flip us the bird.


Oh, good. Hey, Remus, there's no sequel to "Stuck in Middle-earth!"
Remus: THANK JONAS!

Thanks for the review, Refie.

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God bless you, Mac, for stating so much truth. In fact, I think if the Sue read that much truth, she'd explode.


I'd actually like to see that.

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Though I suppose she thinks she can act condescending and rude to Arwen without worrying about Arwen decapitating her, so maybe that's why.


Maybe, but I believe Arwen is pretty capable with a sword.

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I'll do it. ARAGORN DID NOT MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE! HOW THE HELL WOULD SAURON EVEN KNOW THAT WAS ISILDUR'S HEIR?!

Oh, and by the way, ARAGORN DID CONTROL IT! Granted, it was after Pippin and Gandalf had ridden to Minas Tirith, BUT HE STILL CONTROLLED IT! Oh, wait, that's right: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE GODDAMN BOOK!!!


And he does control the Palantir in the movie. And it really isn't until Aragorn shows him the Sword that Was Broken does Sauron realize who Aragorn is. And that was Aragorn calling the Dark Lord out!

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That's it. I'm giving this Sue to the Joker.


Go ahead.

And thanks for the review. Don't worry. She makes me mad as well.

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I dont need therapy! Mackenzie argued. Im perfectly sane!

Just keep telling yourself that.

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Erik: Did you get the sedative refill from House yet?

I don't think sedatives will be enough for the terror of Shadow08. Shall I send slivovitz?

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I also have to ride through a living forest that could very well grind my bones to make their bread?

If only...

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We're nearly out of this forest of cannibalism galore!

No, dear. Ents do not eat other Ents. Nor do the trees eat other trees. Regarding your true fear, even if either of them were carnivores, since they had good taste not to eat Uruk-Hai, they most likely wouldn't eat you.

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A light noise reaches my ears and I perk up in my seat on Charcoal.
Sai: Thats the name of your horse?
Remus: Its better than Nightwing.
Mac: Oh Jonas, that was the stupid name Rora gave her dead horse, right?
Erik: I am very glad I skipped out on that one.

But at least Nightwing is dignified. Poor horse.
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"Charmed." He answered scooting closer.

Oh dear.

Cue the attempted rape scene.

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Shall I send slivovitz?


Erik: Will it shut Mackenzie up?
Mac: HEY!

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Regarding your true fear, even if either of them were carnivores, since they had good taste not to eat Uruk-Hai, they most likely wouldn't eat you.


True.

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Cue the attempted rape scene.


I don't know which one was worse--this one or Rora's rape scene in Two Hearts, One Soul.

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"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

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"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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