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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,751 Views)
Refia
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AraionaDuBois,Feb 23 2010
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I haven't forgotten Refie. *hugs* Thursday I have time. :D I'll read it Thursday. I promise. :D

Thursday has long since passed, Ari D.!
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Xaja Silversheen
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Tsk. Bad Ari.

*reads new chapter and headdesks*

Oh, Force. The Sue has a worse trucker mouth than some of the rig pigs I've met, whilst acting more immature than my 12-year-old brother! *scowls* Seriously, what makes her think she's such a good writer like this?! GAH!

If it makes you feel better, she might have conveniently forgotten about any flamers when she was thanking the bloody reviewers. My condolances to the loss of sanity for your team, Refie. *sends chocolate and vodka*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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She got 300+ reviews, and all of them positive as far as I could see when skimming through them. -_-
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Xaja Silversheen
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Allow me to summarize this chapter in one word:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All right, the detailed version...

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Mia: Haldir is a monkey now?


I used to like monkeys before reading this...

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Branar: And then Haldir shot her in the head. Her head, being nothing more but a painted balloon, exploded.
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru likes that idea.


So does this ninja. *nods*

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Haldir doesn't have a problem. He's an elf and elves don't get sick do they?
If you said yes, ding ding ding! We have a winner!


*headdesks*

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TASHA

*Everybody winces as the POV changes.*

I told Sam she'd just get lost! Now it's raining cats and dogs


Good Valar, and the TENSE CHANGE! *winces*

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Ace: Hey, that’s interesting. Two severed heads suddenly teleported in.


Cool!

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She started talking in a very hyper voice. "Hey Tasha, I think I saw Napoleon in one of the trees. Do you think she's here? Coz I swear I saw a brown tail swishing in a mallorn tree over at Gala's glade. Maybe she's here. Wouldn't that be great Tash? Don't you think so? Huh? Huh? What do you think?""

*All but Branar and Sesshoumaru start banging their heads against their seats.*
Branar: I can’t believe I just read that.
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru can not believe the author had the nerve to write it!


*stares* GALA'S glade?! And language like THAT in Lothlorien?! *cries*

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"About six I believe."


Okay, I think most people would be throwing up, or at least sick, after eating that many chocolate bars!

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Ami: Trust me, Lord Legolas, the way these two abominations of mankind behave has nothing to do at all with where they came from. Most parents in this world raise their children with better manners and better education and thoughts, too.


Amen! I think if I were that hyper all the time my parents would have me institutionalized.

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"Meet me by the river after 5 minutes." I said standing up. I climbed down the talan and dropped down onto the soft green grass.


... As opposed to just talking to him in the talan? Idiot Sue. Wait, I think that's already been established...

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So much for begging. The little men in lab coats up in my brain are asking for a raise.

All: What?


Xaja's Spork Team: Bwah? *scratch heads*

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Oh, this is absolutely perfect! My last act in Middle Earth shall be to:
Play MATCHMAKER!


*screams*

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Mia: Reminds me of this Sue I heard of, named Rosa Monroe.


*Pippin runs screaming from the room at the mention of Rosa*

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Branar: I’m liking this Arthur guy.


Me too. Too bad he failed.

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Ami: *checks the list of Sue clichés* I’m hardly surprised by now, but this Sam seems very bent on having every cliché on the list here.


This has got to be a troll. No serious writer could be this bad!

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"We hobbits aren't as watchful as you think you know.

*All stare at the screen with disbelief.*
Ami: So, basically, he’s telling her that she thinks too highly of him? Oh dear, what is the world coming to?!


We can see a lot more than we let on."

Ace: You just contradicted yourself there.


What. The. Hell.

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I recognize that 4 ft. 5 in. body.


What the hell? Is this a Midget!Sue?

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Any day now little white men…
Damn you!
You're angling for a pay raise aren't you?

Ace: Seriously, what in heaven’s name is this all about?


*shrugs* I have no freakin' idea.

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will attack the shitty fucks out of your asses until you cry.


*jaw drops* Holy crap! I have friends in the MILITARY who don't swear that badly!

*hands over vodka* Have fun watching our spork sessions, Refie.. *groans*

The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*jaw drops* Oh. My. Gods. . . what the fuck?

since when do People allow their friend to make decisions for them?!?

Man I love that Arthur dude!!!

*sends a hug and vodka and chocolate brownies to Refie*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Xaja:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sums it up perfectly.

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*stares* GALA'S glade?! And language like THAT in Lothlorien?! *cries*

Oh, believe me, this Sue does it all. This kind of behaviour is very common in this fic.

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... As opposed to just talking to him in the talan? Idiot Sue. Wait, I think that's already been established...

This Sue is beyond idiotic, Xaja. <_<

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*screams*

A justified reaction.

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*Pippin runs screaming from the room at the mention of Rosa*

Oh dear, she really traumatized him, didn't she?

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This has got to be a troll. No serious writer could be this bad!

I'm sorry to say it, but I doubt this is a troll. She seriously thinks she is a good writer. And with 416 positive reviews (and only 4 bad ones), how can she not? Really, 416 reviews with "Cool!" and "Write more!" and "You're such a good writer!". Of course she'll start to believe it.

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What. The. Hell.

Yeah, I know. Did the Suethor even READ what she wrote there?!

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*hands over vodka* Have fun watching our spork sessions, Refie.. *groans*

My sporkers will be cheering yours on and say a prayer for them. ;)

*swigs from the vodka*

Raagh, I needed that.

Mae:

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since when do People allow their friend to make decisions for them?!?

Since Shadow08 said so. -_-

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*sends a hug and vodka and chocolate brownies to Refie*

Thanks. ^_^
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Anytime Refie. Gods that was horrible *shudders*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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:)
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If this were anyone else but Carmi I'd be utterly embarrassed but since it is her, I don't give a shit.

Ash: Neither do we.


I’m with you, Ash.

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She's a self-centered little twat!


Pot, meet Kettle.

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Learn some manners you stupid cow.

All: Moo!


I lol’d! Nice one. :D

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Haldir sat beside her, an arm around her shoulders.
"Everything shall be well." Haldir murmured into her hair. "You shall be fine. I know you will."

Ariel: Especially after I rip out your spleen, eat your liver, and use your brain in a science experiment.
Ash: A science experiment? How, they don’t have brains.


Very true, Ash!

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Why is it, that I always seem to have you on my mind?

Drizzt: Cause you’re a pervert?
Ariel: She’s on your mind? But that would imply your mind has a physical form.


Sue’s are particulary heavy and taxing on the mind.

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"Mani?" I asked, lapsing into elvish.

Elrond: What did he just say? Cause it was not any elvish I know.


I’m no Sindaring expert (barely know it), but even I can see that this is just random gibberish.

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I picked Sam's sleeping form from the ground and brought her back to the talan.

Harry: Where she was handed over to Galadriel and Elrond.
Elrond: Mwahahahahahaha.
Ariel: Wow, that could compete with the Joker’s laugh.


Elrond with evil thoughts about a Sue… I like it! *evil grin*

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‘They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard’ no shit Sherlock.


LoL, I’m suddenly reminded of that youtube spoof “They’re taking the hobits to Isengard!”.

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When it comes right down to it, what do I even feel about this girl?

Ariel: Hatred?
Ash: Annoyance?
Drizzt: Irritation?
Elrond: Loathing


Wishful thinking, alas…

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Oh, silly me I forgot to open my eyes.

All: . . .


I know I should be used to it by now, but her stupidity continues to astound me.

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Dearie me, I have some serious issues.


You don’t say!

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Damn you stupid little men in white!

All: :blink:
Ariel: Did that make sense to you?
Harry: Nope.


I’ve seen this before and it STILL doesn’t make sense to me!

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Ariel: Ummm, is she an escapee of an asylum?


That would explain a lot!

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Elrond: No you’re a whiny teenager who seriously needs her backside blistered.


I SECOND THAT!

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"Carmi. My absolute worst enemy, just came in place of Tasha to bite me in the ass."

Ariel: Yippee! Another Sue to combat the Sue!
Ash: Revenge of the Sue.
Drizzt: War of the Sues.
Harry: Chronicles of the Sue


More like SUCKAGE of the SUE!

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and during that time he has been with many different elleths.

Elrond: I wonder if Thranduil knows that his son has a harem of wives.


More like a harem of Sues.

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Not only did she send her ladies to wake me up BEFORE 12 on a fecking weekend, she also put me in a bloody dress!

Elrond: You are in my world, you will abide by our customs. Do you think I would enter your world dressed in my robes and refuse to wear anything but?
Ariel: Impolite bitch.


AMEN! And an alleluja!

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Ariel: GET OVER IT! YOU ARE IN MIDDLE EARTH! THEY WEAR DRESSES! GET USED TO IT BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE YOU WILL WEAR ONE!
Elrond: *rubs ears* What she said.


I fully agree!

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Whatever…
I'm hiding from Gala's ladies.

Ariel: *seethes*
Elrond: *seethes*


*seethes*

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oh, and that fact that I look like I just escaped from the psycho ward probably doesn't help any either…

Ariel: Arkham Asylum is missing their top-security patient. Believes she’s in Arda


If you spot her, please kill on sight.

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Why did Gala have to have a ball now of all times anyway?

Elrond: Good question. Did she forget that the world is in danger?


Of course. She’s under the Sue’s spell, too.

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I glared darkly at him and muttered, "Piss off Hal."

Elrond: How rude!

"Peace Sam," he said grinning at me.
"You be fucking peaceful!" I said annoyed. His grin became broader and he pulled me towards him.

Harry: Is that any way of speaking to an elf who could hand you your ass on a silver platter?


Of course not, but he’s so OOC that the Sue can get away with it. -_-

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Sodding bloody march warden. Thinks the whole bloody world is one sick joke and it's at everybody's expense but his. Either that or he just doesn't give a shit. Or maybe he does and just has his own way of showing it.
Psycho.

Harry: Pot, kettle calling.


So true.

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"Sweet Eru, is that you dear sister?" Boromir teased.

Ariel: No, you have no sister.


So true, again.

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Arsewipes.

Harry: more commonly called toilet paper.


I lol’d.

Nice one, Ariel! Congrats on surviving the chapter!
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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*screams bloody murder*

If it was at all possible, I'd say the Suethor's IQ keeps dropping with every chapter. After this chapter, I think shadow08 had about the IQ of an Orc, and it's still dropping... (Right now she has the IQ of an ameoba (sp?). Roughly. The amoeba might be smarter.)

Kudos for surviving, Ariel! *gives rum and chocolate*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Forget her IQ, mine's dropped a few points. I can barely remember my name.

*accept rum and chocolate* Thanks guys.

I'm willing to do another chapter whenever you need it.
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LoL, I’m suddenly reminded of that youtube spoof “They’re taking the hobits to Isengard!”.


Thanks Refie, now I'm singing it <_<

Nice job Ariel! *hands over gift basket containing brain bleach, alcohol, chocolate and other sugary things*
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The fact that I just used it in the latest spork of "Allena of Rivendell" is irrelevant, right Daisy? :P
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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That some gets stuck in your head, doesn't it?
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I just got it OUT of my head from that Xaja...and I was singing an indian song...now it's back <_<

*curses friends who showed her it in the first place*
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That was scary! very scary! *sends Ariel and her team a survival sporking kit!

Now! I'm off to spork my chapter! Sugar high withstanding that is! Wish me luck guys! I think I'll need it!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
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