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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,749 Views)
daisymall13
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*cackles*

Nice sporking...poor 'Hal' *gives DD a survival kit containing beer, chocolate and ice-cream*
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Destined Darkness
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Haldir: *ignores the shortening of his name* *runs in, grabs kit, runs out*

All; THANKS DAISY!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*Reads, screams, headdesks and dies*

Jareth: *hugs DD and hands over mae's alcohol collection*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Destined Darkness
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DD: *runs in cackling, takes collection, hugs Jareth and runs out again, still cackling*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Refia
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DD: Lembas comes in boxes?
The three Elves: NO!
DD: Didn’t think so!
The three Elves and DD: Wow! She’s gonna have a stomach ache from that!


I'd prefer if she was gonna have a sword through the stomach.

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Haldir: (as eyes) Take that!
DD: (as hatred) I hope you can feel this bitch!
Laura: (as ripple) WEEHEE! I’m not just for water anymore!


I lol'd. :lol:

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Not to be overly evil, which I am not, not like her anyways.
But, Carmi's not exactly heavy in the intellectual department.

All: *are laughing so hard they can hardly breathe* and you are?


Pot, meet kettle. -_-

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"Sam," I whisper, gently shaking our female friend's shoulder. She lets out a moan

DD and Laura: *whisper* Dodgy thoughts!


Don't you start!

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So here I am, outright yanking off her shoulder
All: YESS! *hiss* *a la snake!Elrond* DESSTROY IT!


TEAR IT APPART! SHRED IT TO PIECES! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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Thranduil: (as Frodo) *insert evil laugh* THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR SKULL REALLY IS SPLITTING! *continue evil laugh*
Others: *edge away from Thranduil*
Beckett: You are very scary when you have gone insane!
Thranduil: Thank you! I do try!


You have good reason to go insane, Thranduil.

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All: CONTINUE HITTING THAT WOUND!


I second that!

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DD and Thranduil: *hug each other and cry silent tears over the death of green being a favourite colour of theirs*


*pats both of them on the back*

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All A what?
Laura: Is he…?
DD: NO!


For heaven's sake, NO!

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All: WE DON’T CARE! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!


It's useless, Shadow08 doesn't listen. She's an arogant, obnoxious, stuck-up, smug, smart-ass brat.

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DD: THE WORLD DOESN’T FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND YOU!


She cannot grasp this simple fact, trust me.

Nice one, DD! Congrats on surviving. :)
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
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Destined Darkness
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Thank you Refie!

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I'd prefer if she was gonna have a sword through the stomach.


I second that!

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Don't you start!


I think I'm already too far gone to come back! I get a daily dosage of dirty innuendo! *looks at friends, who try to look innocent*

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TEAR IT APPART! SHRED IT TO PIECES! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


I agree with that one too! It might be a bit hard though!

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*pats both of them on the back*


Thank you Refie! It's very sad!

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For heaven's sake, NO!


This is Laura! I have to put up with 5 others asking that question and answering with that answer every day!

*a la Dumbledore* Shadow08 will die a most painful death!

I feel sorry for Tel and the others!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Destined Darkness
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Love it Tel! *hands Tel and team survival kit*

Haldir: *is banging his head against the metal wall* I don't know any sue! *screams at the top of his lungs as he continues to head bang against the wall*

All: Scary!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Faramir: Logan! If you must be dodgy, then at least keep it related to the spork!


Aww, but where's the fun in that, Faramir?

I offer my heartiest congratulations for making it through this random piece of crap without having a conniption at the end. I like being random -- that's just my personality -- but when it's so stupid that no one understands what's going on and it's not really that funny, it just gets on my nerves.

And I read that last chapter that had the author's note written from the POV of one of her characters -- what the frick?!

*hugs* Well done for surviving the stupidity!
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Great job surviving this, Tel!

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Logan: Well, there is an exception. Loads of people have tried to kill me, but they haven’t succeeded—which means that they haven’t killed me...Damn! Now I’m confused.


Must be an effect of hanging around Jack so much. :P

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And just so you know, no I am not eating.

Fran: Fine. Starve yourself, then. See if I care.


I would care. Particularly if the Sue starved to death. I'd sit back and watch with a grin on my face.

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I honestly detest that stupid little voice.


I honestly detest YOU, Sue!

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I must look like crap.

Fran: Well, I sincerely doubt that you’re slimy and brown and gooey and oozing everywhere.

Jack: *Looking at chocolate pudding that he was about to consume.* Must you mention that?


I seriously laughed out loud for a good five minutes at this, Tel! :D

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Fran: I don’t want to think about what happens to your students during detention, Logan.

Logan: I make them do my laundry.


:blink: Poor kids!! :P

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Outside, a crowd of orcs and dark Numenoreans have gathered around the security guard’s screen to watch the show.


*bursts out laughing*

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Twinkle toes

Fran: To arms! Edward Cullen’s here!


*snarls and whips out assorted weapons*

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I'm as clueless as a flagpole


Oi! Don't insult the flagpoles!

Gah... now to go brace myself for my chapter... *groans* Kudos to you, Tel! *hands over chocolate, rum and a fuzzy kitten to cuddle*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Logan: Sweetheart, that wasn’t a cake. That was an explosive charge!

Faramir: She must be pretty dumb if she can’t tell explosives from cake.

Cara: I rather like brain-cake.

Jack: You ain’t gettin’ any from this one, believe me. I don’t think she has any brains inside her head.

Cara: Pity. I’m feeling a little peckish.


I lol'd. Your sprokers fill in each other's gaps so perfectly. :D

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Logan: When did you get an extra sibling, Faramir?

*Faramir is banging his head on the seat in front of him.*

Faramir: Don’t go around adopting Sues, Boromir!


*Pats Faramir on the back*
I feel your pain.

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Fran: *Tries to pronounce it.* Hoooo! Hoooo-erts!

Cara: That sounds like a demented owl.


Have I mentioned that I love Cara?

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Logan: Maybe it’s because you’re not supposed to fuck things with your head.

Faramir: Pass the absinthe!


And quickly, please! Jeez, Logan, I'll never get that image out of my head... The idea alone that the Sue uses her head for once... *shudders*

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Cara: One of the keys to successfully breaking a subject is to speak nicely to them.

Logan: You speak nicely to me...

Cara: That I do. *Kisses him.* It makes you...Mmmm...

Faramir: Here they go again!

Fran: I think it’s hot.

Outside, a crowd of orcs and dark Numenoreans have gathered around the security guard’s screen to watch the show.


Get a room!

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We are now sailing on to Amon Hen.

Logan: To collect eggs?

Faramir: *Groans and buries face in hands.*


You gotta love Logan an his misunderstandings! :lol:

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Logan: Hey! Look! She thinks!


The apocalypse has come! The end is near! :ph43r:

Wonderful sporking, Tel. Nothing less from you! Congrats on surviving, and yay, one more chapter of this shitpile done. Good luck to the next spork team!
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Particularly not strong wine!

Jack: Why the hell not? I find it’s best to get drunk with somethin’ stronger.


Aye, Agreed Jack *downs Tequila*

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Add to that the fact that I still haven't quite talked it out with that little voice in my head.

Logan: That would be Chuck.


I lol'd :lol:

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From somewhere above me, Legolas puts a tray down on the table.

Logan: It had a razor, waxing strips, a bottle of concentrated acid—

Cara: —and a pair of tweezers for ripping off her fingernails slowly one by one, a mallet for breaking bones, a blowtorch for creative endeavours, fishing hooks, scalpels, barbed wire—


*dreamily* Thumbtacks and rusty nails. . . lemon juice, heated irons and salt. . .

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Jack: Oh good! There’ll be more for me, and you’re gonna die of thirst. So all in all, we all win, except for whoever loses.

Faramir: You’re not making any sense.

Jack: You just haven’t got the intelligence to understand me, savvy? I make perfect sense!


Riiiiight. . .

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Yeah? Well right up yours, bitch.

Cara: Up her what?

Logan: *Whispers.*

Cara: Oh, so impaling. I threatened to do that to one of my subjects once. He broke very quickly.


*cracks up* Oh man, I can just see that :D

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c",) shadow08

Logan: What the hell is that demented emoticon supposed to be?


:blink: What the?!?

Awesome spork Tel, how did you survive? *hands over Tequila, chocolate and a cardboard cutout of Joe :P *



If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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Ara:

I have no idea how the Suethor managed to keep track of what was going on, and I have a feeling she actually lost track of her own thoughts, thus the randomness. Thanks! Oh, Faramir wants to add that he does not consider listening to Logan's horny suggestions to be fun.

Xaja:

Jack wants to say that Logan was confused long before he met him. Logan is vehemently denying this.

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seriously laughed out loud for a good five minutes at this, Tel!

Jack wants to say that it isn't funny because he lost his appetite, and he is not squeamish. The others are nodding and trying not to laugh.

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Poor kids!!

Logan says that they deserved it for laughing a him when he punched a computer screen in frustration when he subbed for the IT class.

Refie:

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I lol'd. Your sprokers fill in each other's gaps so perfectly.

The team is glad that someone recognizes their expertise. Jack says he wouldn't mind a standing ovation. Sauron suggests that no one indulges their egos.

Faramir appreciates your sympathy for his plight, whilst Cara is glad that someone likes her wit. Logan wants to ask if you have bought mental insurance, and says that he would get a room if he and Cara weren't locked in the cinema.

Thanks for the reviews, everyone!






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Double posting:

Mae:

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Riiiiight. . .

Jack wants to say that he does make total sense, except those of lesser intelligence would never understand him, therefore he is the only one in the world who can understand himself.

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*cracks up* Oh man, I can just see that 

Cara wonders if anyone would want to watch a live demonstration. The guys are vehemently shaking their heads.

I'm pretty sure only part of my brain survived the spork. *Smooches cardboard Joe.* Mmmmm....tequila and chocolate.

Thanks, Mae!


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Jack wants to say that he does make total sense, except those of lesser intelligence would never understand him, therefore he is the only one in the world who can understand himself.


*rolls eyes* Of course Jack ...

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Cara wonders if anyone would want to watch a live demonstration. The guys are vehemently shaking their heads.


*Grins* As much as I would like a live demonstration I couldn't do that to Any of the guys :lol:

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I'm pretty sure only part of my brain survived the spork. *Smooches cardboard Joe.* Mmmmm....tequila and chocolate.

Thanks, Mae!


*hugs* Y'welcome Tel! Any time you need :D
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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DD: SQUEEE! I GOT A MENTION!

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Darry: *looks over Obi-Wan's shoulder* Did Thranduil write out his will on that?
Glorfindel: *looks* Yep. Hey, how come he didn't leave me anything?


Thranduil: Because you don't need anything and you tried to kill me!

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Obi-Wan: *as Sam* F****** stalking you. What else?
Glorfindel: Good grief, Kenobi!
Obi-Wan: *innocently* I'm trying to stay in the Sue's character here!


All: We love it Kenobi! *thumbs up*

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Xaja: You want sadistic? You oughta wait to see what'll happen if I ever get my hands on you! First, I know of a way to make bamboo grow through a person in only a couple of days. Not to mention what I can do with waxing strips, hot oil, Tabasco sauce, ice cubes, Styrofoam, tweezers, bananas, tattoo needles, duct tape, your funny-bone, lemon juice, coffee, shurikens, raw eggs, pliers, Miley Cyrus, branding irons, Obi-Wan's lightsabre, jumper cables and that fine art of Chinese Water Torture. *grim, evil chuckle*
Guys: *edge away from Xaja, wide-eyed*


Raina: Hmm! I like this Xaja! She would have made a great Mord Sith if only we had caught her as a child!

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Glorfindel: How can she be thinking of getting it on with Legolas in the middle of a battle?!
Others: *stare at Glorfindel*
Darry: Did you just make a dodgy-ish comment?
Glorfindel: ... No?


Elrond: NOO! GLORFY! DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE!

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Darry: Considering the arrows that the Uruk-hai shot at him would have drawn blood, the arrows WOULD have been bloody and so would his side. So it's completely logical.


All: Our thoughts exactly!

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Glorfindel: *alternately swearing in English and every dialect of Elvish that he knows* YOU !E$^&%@ DID NOT !(#@% CALL THE WHITE LADY A !%$^$@ BITCH, YOU !(%!(&$ N(~@#%~ !~@#)%~^-


Elrond: Glorfindel! I am making an appointment for you to see the shrink!

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Pippin: With a poison in her bloodstream that's already rendering her unable to breathe?
Obi-Wan: As if.
Glorfindel: I get the feeling we're saying those two words far too much in our spork sessions... *sighs*


All: You can never say them too much! *pause* Well maybe you can!

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dark-brown leather.


Raina and DD: *shudder*

Good sporking Xaja! *sends another Survival kit*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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