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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,748 Views)
Maevainwen Adaniel
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XAJA!!!! :blink: How'd you survive that. . . *sends Alcohol and a hug*

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Obi-Wan: You must be aware of your surroundings, and not just of a certain Elf prince.
Glorfindel: I marvel that Legolas hasn't been permanently locked in an asylum. He'll go mad from all the Sues he meets.
Pippin: Poor guy.


Poor poor Legolas. . . I'll book him a room in Arkham.

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"What's eating you honeychild?" I ask yawning.

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Darry: She just called Legolas WHAT?


Oh gods. . . *projectile vomits*

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Pippin: Sure, if you're the one being decapitated.
Obi-Wan: Um, that's not decapitation. Decapitation is when you cut someone's head off. Cutting someone in half like that is just called... cutting someone in half. And it wouldn't be very easy with a Middle-earth weapon, considering how much the blade would have to cut through.
Darry: You did it.
Obi-Wan: I have a lightsabre, which is far superior. *grins*
Xaja: Maybe the Sue has a lightsabre...
Obi-Wan: *snarls*
Others: *edges away from Obi-Wan*


:blink: :blink: No comment *hugs Obi*

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Darry: Tolkien would cry if he saw what you did to this, Sue.
Obi-Wan: Hell, I think Jackson would cry as well.
Darry: Tru dat.
Xaja: And let us not forget poor Orlando Bloom.
*All wince*


:o ORLI!!! NOOOOO!!!

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Pippin:  :blink:  Is there something about Boromir that we need to know?


NO! GAH. . . Bad mental imagery. . .

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Darry: *twitches*
Others: *stare at him*
Darry: What? Xaja's still KO'd, so someone's gotta do it!


Nice one Darry :lol:

I'll have to finish mine now. . . ARGH!!! Awesome Spork!!
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

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Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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Pippin: *as Legolas* Dude, did you know we have a Sue in our midst?
Obi-Wan: *as Aragorn* Yeah... I think she's another Leggie-luster too, if the fact that she's staring at you is any indication.
Pippin: *as Legolas* Dammit!


*Pats Legolas on the back.*
I feel your pain.

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Obi-Wan: *ignites lightsabre* With pleasure.
Darry: She has a brain?


No, she really doesnt. <_<

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All: :blink:
Darry: She just called Legolas WHAT?


Eh, I'm not surprised. This Sue and her author have no manners.

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*Darry bursts out laughing*
*Xaja does the Awkward Turtle*
*Glorfindel facepalms*
Pippin: Dear Valar, she's even worse with the dirty subliminal messaging than EE!


Amen.

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Pippin: Punctuation is your friend, shadow08.
Xaja: The PPC, on the other hand...


Heh, heh, heh... *evil voice*

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Darry: *as Uruk-hai #1* Great, we'll get the Sue while she's down.
Pippin: *as Uruk-hai #2* What about the Heir of Elendil?
Darry: *as Uruk-hai #1* Eh, he's not that bothersome. The Sue's the one that's gonna muck up Middle-earth worse than Sauron will.


Even the Orcs wanna save Middle-earth. You know things are really bad then.

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Xaja: You want sadistic? You oughta wait to see what'll happen if I ever get my hands on you! First, I know of a way to make bamboo grow through a person in only a couple of days. Not to mention what I can do with waxing strips, hot oil, Tabasco sauce, ice cubes, Styrofoam, tweezers, bananas, tattoo needles, duct tape, your funny-bone, lemon juice, coffee, shurikens, raw eggs, pliers, Miley Cyrus, branding irons, Obi-Wan's lightsabre, jumper cables and that fine art of Chinese Water Torture. *grim, evil chuckle*
Guys: *edge away from Xaja, wide-eyed*


Refie's spork team: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE LOVE YOU XAJA!

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Glorfindel: *incredulous* She named a sword 'Keiko'?


Yes. -_-

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Xaja: Oooh! Scalping by tree. Must add that to my list of torture methods.
Obi-Wan: After we see if we can shave a Sue with a lightsabre?
Xaja: Exactly.


*grins* You guys have good ideas.

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Glorfindel: As if a little Sue with no strength to speak of could do that! Pardon me for sounding like a Vulcan, but it just isn't logical!


It's a badfic, Glorfindel, logic does not exist.

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Pippin: Right, so someone remind me when Boromir became enough of an idiot to 'adopt' this bitch of a Sue.
*crickets chirp*
Pippin: That's what I thought.


Aah, but this is OOC Boromir.

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Glorfindel: Okay, unless the Sue speaks fluent Elvish, she wouldn't be able to tell if he's swearing. For all she knows, he could be celebrating that she's wounded.
Xaja: In which dialect?
Glorfindel: Exactly.
Pippin: Why do they assume Haldir's got a complete truckers' mouth? He was actually a very nice, fairly polite Elf. Much more so than these Sues.


Hush, this Sue is a walking swear dictionary, and assumes that everybody else is one, too.

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Darry: You think she has a small obsession with peaches?
Glorfindel: *sarcastically* Naaaw, d'ya think?


Not at all! *snorts*

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Darry: *freezes*
Obi-Wan: What is it?
Darry: I can hear Tolkien spinning in his grave at the death of canon.
Glorfindel: *listens* Yes, I hear it too...


He's spinning so fast that if you attached him to a dynamo you'd have electricity for an entire city, as disrespectful as this may sound. -_- But the canon-rape is just THAT bad.

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All: Bwah?
Xaja: Who's Hal?
Obi-Wan: *grabs synopsis* Hookay, 'Hal' is the Sue's nickname for Haldir,
Pippin: *jaw drops* She's giving canon characters nicknames?
Obi-Wan: D'ya want to hear what she called Galadriel?
Glorfindel: *growls*
Darry: Eh, no. But I get the feeling you'll tell us anyway.
Obi-Wan: Trust your instincts, greaser. 'Gala'.
*Glorfindel starts vehemently swearing in Elvish again*


The rudeness of this Sue is astonishing, no?

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Glorfindel: Shadow08, look at your keyboard. You will see two buttons, marked with either an upward arrow or the word 'Shift'. There is one under your caps lock button and another under the 'Enter' key. Use them at the beginning of proper nouns like 'Elf-Lord'!


Shadow08 doesn't like reading anything that isn't "OMG AWESOMEY WRITE MOAR!1!". She's immature like that.

Good job, Xaja! Have some well-deserved chocolate! *hands chocolate*
Well done surviving this horror, too. *pats Xaja on the back*

Right, who is next?
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*accepts all gifts of survival kits, alcohol and chocolate* Thanks, all!

DD:

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Thranduil: Because you don't need anything and you tried to kill me!


Glorfindel would like to make it clear that he honestly thought there was an Orc in the bushes that he attacked, and he did not know it was Thranduil. Besides, that was 2,472 years ago!

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Raina: Hmm! I like this Xaja! She would have made a great Mord Sith if only we had caught her as a child!


Xaja: *grins* Thanks!
Darry: NO! She's bad enough as a sadistic ninja!

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Elrond: NOO! GLORFY! DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE!


Glorfindel: I'm resisting! And no, I need not see a shrink!

MAE:

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Poor poor Legolas. . . I'll book him a room in Arkham


The poor guy will probably appreciate it!

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Oh gods. . . *projectile vomits*


*hands over barf bag and rings for the clone janitor* Better?

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No comment *hugs Obi*


Obi-Wan: *accepts hug* Thank you!

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NO! GAH. . . Bad mental imagery. . .


I know. Sorry, I couldn't resist throwing it in there. :lol:

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Nice one Darry


Darry: *takes a bow*

Good luck with your chapter, Mae! *sends Miruvodka(tm) in advance*

REFIE:

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*Pats Legolas on the back.*
I feel your pain.


Legolas thanks you for your sympathy.

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No, she really doesnt.


We've come to that conclusions ourselves. It took my team... less than a page. *headdesks*

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Eh, I'm not surprised. This Sue and her author have no manners.


*growls* How has no one in RL beat up the Suethor yet?!

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Even the Orcs wanna save Middle-earth. You know things are really bad then.


Indeed. I think I'd rather have Sauron take over Arda than have to live with the Sues... *twitch*

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Refie's spork team: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE LOVE YOU XAJA!


Xaja: *grins and takes a bow* I can be creative with Sue torture methods... *chuckles*

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*grins* You guys have good ideas.


Obi-Wan: *takes a bow* That we do!
Xaja: We could start the Star Wars branch of the PPC...
*hi-five*

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It's a badfic, Glorfindel, logic does not exist.


Glorfindel: *is headdesking too hard to answer*
Xaja: *muses* I wonder if anyone's used Spock for a sporker?

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Aah, but this is OOC Boromir.


And so's everyone else in this bloody story! Gah!

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Hush, this Sue is a walking swear dictionary, and assumes that everybody else is one, too.


*headdesks*

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He's spinning so fast that if you attached him to a dynamo you'd have electricity for an entire city, as disrespectful as this may sound.  But the canon-rape is just THAT bad.


Do you hear me arguing? Poor guy... he'll never be able to rest in peace. *sighs*

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The rudeness of this Sue is astonishing, no?


Indeed! I'm kinda glad I don't know this Suethor in real life, otherwise I would have broken her face!

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Shadow08 doesn't like reading anything that isn't "OMG AWESOMEY WRITE MOAR!1!". She's immature like that.


*sighs* Oh, for the day when she'll grow up....

*accepts chocolate and pat on back* Thanks!

I think Mae's next...
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Yeah, I'm next. . . I finished mine last night, But Ara's joined my team :) so she just has to add all her comments in! *hands over brainbleach
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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Ai Elbereth, you got a doozy of a chapter, Xaja. It was like an endless nightmare of horrible grammar, swear words, shallowness, canon rape...if this shitfest weren't 46 chapters long, I'd swear it was a parody.

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Hmm… my observational skills are shot.


What observational skills?

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Aww, he's pissed the poor petal.


You know, with how many times this brat calls Legolas "pretty" and "petal" and "honeychild" and other degrading femmie names, I'm shocked Legolas is her lust object. I mean, what heterosexual woman wants a man who can be described as a "petal"? Or is shadow08 a closet lesbian?

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I need sleep so badly… but I can't. There's too much to do. Maybe I can get a few hours in at Rohan, after Helm's deep.


Yeah, after what, over a WEEK? *headdesk*

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Stupid nancing Elf! Can't even follow a simple direction.


Yeah, that uppity Elf! Why can't he remember that he's my personal slave, and attend to my needs even when more important things are happening?

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Darry: *as Uruk-hai #1* Eh, he's not that bothersome. The Sue's the one that's gonna muck up Middle-earth worse than Sauron will.


Wow, even the Uruk-hai are desperate to save Middle-earth now!

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Glorfindel: As if a little Sue with no strength to speak of could do that! Pardon me for sounding like a Vulcan, but it just isn't logical!


I agree with Glorfindel. Some little wisp of nothing, twisting an Uruk-hai's head off with her bare hands?! No...just no.

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Aragorn, thank you for finally deciding to join us.


Sue, did the idea that ARAGORN WAS ALSO FIGHTING URUK-HAI even enter your tiny brain?

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"Aragorn, get those arrows out of Boromir and bind him tightly in bandages." I tell him firmly. "If my brother dies, I'll kill you until you die."


*headdesk* Ignoring the horrible RUDENESS she's showing towards Aragorn, what she's said doesn't even make any sense. "Kill you until you die"? That's like saying "eat you until you're eaten"!

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Pippin: There's a Steward named Sammie?


Well, Denethor had a Sue-daughter named Callie in that one fic, so I guess it's possible.

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Pippin: YES SHE CAN! Boromir has to die to redeem himself for what he did to Frodo! You can't interfere with canon as decreed by the Lord of Oxford, Tolkien himself!


Amen to that, Pippin!

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She let out a scream that blamed me for ruining everything.

Glorfindel: Impressive scream, Sue.


Quite a loquacious scream, anyway.

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She tells me grinning broadly. "It's fresh. I just made it from the mushrooms in the forest.
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*frowns in confusion* So enemy!Sue is now a master herbalist? The hell?

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I somehow manage to sheath Keiko and wipe my mouth.


I don't know why, but whenever I read that name, Keiko, I think of a killer whale. Was there a famous killer whale named Keiko or something?

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How does he manage to do that?
It's like, every time I turn around, he's there… protecting me, watching


*Jules's sporking team vomits*

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Pippin: Why do they assume Haldir's got a complete truckers' mouth? He was actually a very nice, fairly polite Elf. Much more so than these Sues.


*rolls her eyes* Probably because these morons somehow got the idea that Haldir was a coldhearted, arrogant bastard. I swear, I don't know where they got it, but probably from some badfic.

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This is peachy.
Just peachy.


JULES *tearing her hair*: For the love of God, WILL YOU STOP USING THAT WORD?!!

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"OUCH!"I howled. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! That hurts!"


Geez, you'd think if the Sue was mortally wounded, she'd react more strongly than "OUCH! Fuck, that hurts!" Of course, shadow08 fails at describing emotions, so I'm not surprised.

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"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Leave everything that can be spared behind. We travel light." He said sheathing one of his blades. "Let us hunt some Orc!"


Oh, yeah, after taking about two or three hours to bandage up Boromir, tend to the Sue, and put up with her whining. Shadow08, Merry and Pippin would be way ahead of them that time.

Wonderful sporking, Xaja. Your sarcasm made this fic a thousand times better. I almost wish shadow08 could read this.




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My brain isn't functioning, so...

The last three or four chappies were awesome! I LOL'd several times :P
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Thanks, Daisy! Good to know someone found enjoyment in this after all our suffering :P

Jules:

*whimpers and twitches* I know! Gah!! *curls up in a corner*

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You know, with how many times this brat calls Legolas "pretty" and "petal" and "honeychild" and other degrading femmie names, I'm shocked Legolas is her lust object. I mean, what heterosexual woman wants a man who can be described as a "petal"? Or is shadow08 a closet lesbian?


I wonder.... I wouldn't be surprised.

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Yeah, after what, over a WEEK? *headdesk*


Gnnnnngh.... Has the bloody Suethor not read the flippin' BOOKS?! *headdesks*

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Yeah, that uppity Elf! Why can't he remember that he's my personal slave, and attend to my needs even when more important things are happening?


I hear ya! I mean, that whole Quest to destroy the Ring comes AFTER I've been taken care of! *snobbish sniff*

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Wow, even the Uruk-hai are desperate to save Middle-earth now!


Let it not be said that the Uruk-hai are completely devoid of brains.

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Sue, did the idea that ARAGORN WAS ALSO FIGHTING URUK-HAI even enter your tiny brain?


Wait, she has a brain to speak of?

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*headdesk* Ignoring the horrible RUDENESS she's showing towards Aragorn, what she's said doesn't even make any sense. "Kill you until you die"? That's like saying "eat you until you're eaten"!


*growls* Welcome to shadow08, I s'ppose. Gagh... I wonder if she's this rude to people in RL?

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Well, Denethor had a Sue-daughter named Callie in that one fic, so I guess it's possible.


Hmm. True... Although, how often do fanfics stay true-ish to canon?

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Amen to that, Pippin!


Pippin: *takes a bow*

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Quite a loquacious scream, anyway.


Indeed. *nods*

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*frowns in confusion* So enemy!Sue is now a master herbalist? The hell?


Because so many Sues from our world are master herbalists already. *snorts and rolls eyes*

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I don't know why, but whenever I read that name, Keiko, I think of a killer whale. Was there a famous killer whale named Keiko or something?


Hmmm... Quite possibly. The word 'Keiko' sounds Japanese though. I should find a translation and see if it's a real word. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a cuss word though.

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*Jules's sporking team vomits*


*Xaja's team gives barf bags and pats on the shoulders*

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*rolls her eyes* Probably because these morons somehow got the idea that Haldir was a coldhearted, arrogant bastard. I swear, I don't know where they got it, but probably from some badfic.


Along with the characterizations of Boromir being a sadistic rapist, Denethor being a cold-hearted abusive father, Legolas being a little prancing angsty Elf, Thranduil being another cold-hearted abusive SOB, Faramir being, in Ara's words, 'an abused Emo who doth play with knives', and Merry and Pippin being little more than children? *grumbles*

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JULES *tearing her hair*: For the love of God, WILL YOU STOP USING THAT WORD?!!


Seconded!! *grabs knives*

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Geez, you'd think if the Sue was mortally wounded, she'd react more strongly than "OUCH! Fuck, that hurts!" Of course, shadow08 fails at describing emotions, so I'm not surprised.


Agreed. I hope she never becomes a real author. For starters, they'd all be censored for profanity. *grumbles*

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Oh, yeah, after taking about two or three hours to bandage up Boromir, tend to the Sue, and put up with her whining. Shadow08, Merry and Pippin would be way ahead of them that time.


Like has been established before, shadow08 isn't ranking very high on the IQ scale. *sighs*

Thanks, Jules! Man, I wish shadow08 would read this... so she knows just how horrible of a writer she is... *grins wistfully at the thought*

Awesome, Mae! I hope to see that up soon! You and Ara; it'll be fantastic!
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Erestor: :blink: She’s thinking?
Mae: Hopefully the effort will be too much for her tiny brain and she will implode.
Jareth: *fervently* Amen to that!


And an alleluja!

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Mae: And his eye into the branches of a tree, and his heart onto a desert island where it was promptly turned into a football by the resident cannibals.
Jareth: *Worriedly* Are you alright Mae?
Mae: No.


I understand you completely, Mae.

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All: *Scream and reach for the barf bags*
Erestor: He adopted her as his SISTER?! *projectile vomits*
Mae, Jareth and Jar Jar: *Are retching*


No, no, Boromir didn't. OOC Boromir did.

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All: You’re not given it.


Indeed!

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Ugh.

Erestor: She just summed up this fic in one word!
Jareth: Now that was the understatement of the year


You can say that again...

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Mae: *as Boromir* Uh, I don’t know how to tell you this. . . but you’ve got . . . a zit on your nose
Jar Jar: *As Sam* ARGH!! Now mesa’s gotta, lyk, kill myself! Cuz mesa can’t, lyk, live with da ugliness of it!!LOLZ!!11!


Hey, if we placed a fake zit on a Sue's nose, would it still make them kill themselves?

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Erestor: *singing* They’re taking the Hobbitsh to Ishengard ga gagaga ga gard!
All: *groan*


I love that vid. :D

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All: *sigh* Mankind is lost if this is considered good writing. . .
Jar Jar: *lights a candle in commemoration of the death of good fanfiction*


May it rest in peace.

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Jareth: *snorts* No, they were armed with bouquets of pink and urple flowers, were wearing pixie suits and singing Christmas carols for pennies.


*Pukes*

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Mae: *is frothing at the mouth* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS!!! YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO LICK THE FUCKING DIRT OFF HIS FEET!!
*The guys are slowly edging away*


She's not good enough to be anywhere NEAR Boromir, Mae!

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Jareth: :blink: He has some nerve. . . What is this sue’s problem?!?


Oh, nothing much, aside from no manners at all and an enormous, overblown ego.

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Ooh, the kingly-ranger dude has come forth! Beware his almighty strength and power!

Ara: The kingly ranger what?! She’s so obnoxious! Geez!


I wish I could make Shadow08 come in contact with the real Aragorn and have her say that to him! She'd be dead meat.

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Jareth: *cracks up* They call that. . . thing. . . a WARRIOR?!?


They're OC, Jareth, what do you expect?

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Ara: The hell? Is she describing her fic?


*sigh* We can only hope.

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Mae: Who’d wanna screw you?
Ara: *snorts* A banana. Just to imitate the Suethor's weird randomness.
Jareth: That gives me all sorts of weird imagery. . .


Thanks Ara, I so needed that image in my head.

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Erestor: NO! We leavesh you till the build up of blood in your head blowsh your brain to piecesh MWAHAHAHAHA
Mae:  You’re not making any sense, Erestor.
Jareth: Nice idea though. . .


Very nice idea! *grins*

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Ara: *picks up random phone* Hello? Department of Redundancies Department? *beat* The reception's really bad here. Bob, you'll need to fix that.
Bob: *facepalm*


She's right though, Bob. You'll have to fix it.

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Jareth: Uh. . . what does that mean, Erestor. . .
Erestor: It shounded Japaneshe. . .
Ara: It’s the equivalent of "The Orcs glockulised the flookulous plock."
Everyone else: Oh.


I thought "yrch" was the Sindarin for Orc?

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Ara: *As Muttering!Aragorn* Valadamned Sue. Why won’t she die?
Mae: *As Muttering!Boromir* Why’d that stupid kid have to save me. . . I was quite happy dying with her around. . .
Jareth: *As Muttering!Legolas* Why do all the Sues chase me?
Jar Jar: *As Muttering!Gimli* Why da author give mesha a shex change. . . mesha quite happy ash a male. . .
Erestor: *As Muttering!Sam* Why aren’t they all shtaring at my shooper Hawtnesh. . .


You just killed my brain. -_-

Nice work Mae! Congrats on surviving this, and lots of courage for whoever is next. :D
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Naww thanks Refie ^_^

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And an alleluja!


All: Aye, Agreed!

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I understand you completely, Mae.


Mae: Thank you, at least someone does. . . *glares at her team*

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No, no, Boromir didn't. OOC Boromir did.


Ah true, that makes me feel a little better.

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You can say that again...


Jareth: *grins* Now that was the understatement of the year.
Erestor: *facepalms*

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Hey, if we placed a fake zit on a Sue's nose, would it still make them kill themselves?


Heyyyy, that's a GREAT idea! Where do you get fake zits from?

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I love that vid. 


I couldn't help myself :D

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May it rest in peace.


All: Amen.

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*Pukes*


*hands Refie a barf bag*

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She's not good enough to be anywhere NEAR Boromir, Mae!


Aye, agreed. . .

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Oh, nothing much, aside from no manners at all and an enormous, overblown ego.


And a lack of a brain, manners, good vocabulary ect ect. . .

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I wish I could make Shadow08 come in contact with the real Aragorn and have her say that to him! She'd be dead meat.


Mae: *excited* Ooh I'd love to see that. . . Mutilated Sam MMMmmmmm

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They're OC, Jareth, what do you expect?


Jareth: *sighs* I know. . . but I did have a little faith left in humanity before I read this. . .

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Thanks Ara, I so needed that image in my head.


Ara's not here at the moment, but I'm sure she's pleased with that :P

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Very nice idea! *grins*


Erestor: Shee. . . I hash good Ideash. Hic!

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She's right though, Bob. You'll have to fix it.


Bob: *sighs* I know. . .

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I thought "yrch" was the Sindarin for Orc?


It is.

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You just killed my brain


*smirks* I'll take that as a compliment :D

Thanks Refie! and good luck to the next person.
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I think I died of laughter! It certainly sounded like it! Nice job Mae! *sends survival kit*

My thoughts go to the next poor souls! *all mourn the loss of the poor souls destined to spork the fic*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
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'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
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Thanks Ara, I so needed that image in my head.


'Course you did, Refie! :D

Nice work Mae! And don't forget, peoples -- I helped write up some of this too!

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My thoughts go to the next poor souls! *all mourn the loss of the poor souls destined to spork the fic*


*sings* Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need!
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Nice work Mae! And don't forget, peoples -- I helped write up some of this too!


I know Ara! GOOD SPORKING! *sends Ara a kit*

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*sings* Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need!


*Joins singing*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
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*huggles DD and continues singing*

This one wanted to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes indeed!


Completely irrelevant, but whatever. Singing's good!
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Oh, and I forgot to review Xaja's chapter! *facepalm* Don't hesitate to yell at me for forgetting things like that.

Seriously. . .I don't know how you managed that one, Xaja! Good Lord. Usually I don't get really angry at Suethors, but this one is nearly as bad as Angey. Irreformable and obviously delusional. *hands over Miruvodka and chocolate and hugs* I hope this didn't take too much of a toll on your mental stability! I sporked half of the last chapter with Mae and we nearly died from mental complications...and all the innuendos you could make out of those sentences. :P
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*laughs and hugs Ara back* Nice Ara! I agree! Singing is good! Irrelevant again!

Perfect my nature
Icons of self indulgence
Just what we all need
More lies about a world that
Never was and never will be...


Team except DD: Why are they singing?
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
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