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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Apr 30 2010, 10:18 AM Post #61 |
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Master of the Rings
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XAJA!!!! How'd you survive that. . . *sends Alcohol and a hug*
Poor poor Legolas. . . I'll book him a room in Arkham.
Oh gods. . . *projectile vomits*
No comment *hugs Obi*
ORLI!!! NOOOOO!!!
NO! GAH. . . Bad mental imagery. . .
Nice one Darry :lol: I'll have to finish mine now. . . ARGH!!! Awesome Spork!! |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Refia | Apr 30 2010, 10:52 AM Post #62 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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*Pats Legolas on the back.* I feel your pain.
No, she really doesnt. <_<
Eh, I'm not surprised. This Sue and her author have no manners.
Amen.
Heh, heh, heh... *evil voice*
Even the Orcs wanna save Middle-earth. You know things are really bad then.
Refie's spork team: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE LOVE YOU XAJA!
Yes. ![]()
*grins* You guys have good ideas.
It's a badfic, Glorfindel, logic does not exist.
Aah, but this is OOC Boromir.
Hush, this Sue is a walking swear dictionary, and assumes that everybody else is one, too.
Not at all! *snorts*
He's spinning so fast that if you attached him to a dynamo you'd have electricity for an entire city, as disrespectful as this may sound. But the canon-rape is just THAT bad.
The rudeness of this Sue is astonishing, no?
Shadow08 doesn't like reading anything that isn't "OMG AWESOMEY WRITE MOAR!1!". She's immature like that. Good job, Xaja! Have some well-deserved chocolate! *hands chocolate* Well done surviving this horror, too. *pats Xaja on the back* Right, who is next? |
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[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Apr 30 2010, 04:57 PM Post #63 |
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King of Nothing
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*accepts all gifts of survival kits, alcohol and chocolate* Thanks, all! DD:
Glorfindel would like to make it clear that he honestly thought there was an Orc in the bushes that he attacked, and he did not know it was Thranduil. Besides, that was 2,472 years ago!
Xaja: *grins* Thanks! Darry: NO! She's bad enough as a sadistic ninja!
Glorfindel: I'm resisting! And no, I need not see a shrink! MAE:
The poor guy will probably appreciate it!
*hands over barf bag and rings for the clone janitor* Better?
Obi-Wan: *accepts hug* Thank you!
I know. Sorry, I couldn't resist throwing it in there. :lol:
Darry: *takes a bow* Good luck with your chapter, Mae! *sends Miruvodka(tm) in advance* REFIE:
Legolas thanks you for your sympathy.
We've come to that conclusions ourselves. It took my team... less than a page. *headdesks*
*growls* How has no one in RL beat up the Suethor yet?!
Indeed. I think I'd rather have Sauron take over Arda than have to live with the Sues... *twitch*
Xaja: *grins and takes a bow* I can be creative with Sue torture methods... *chuckles*
Obi-Wan: *takes a bow* That we do! Xaja: We could start the Star Wars branch of the PPC... *hi-five*
Glorfindel: *is headdesking too hard to answer* Xaja: *muses* I wonder if anyone's used Spock for a sporker?
And so's everyone else in this bloody story! Gah!
*headdesks*
Do you hear me arguing? Poor guy... he'll never be able to rest in peace. *sighs*
Indeed! I'm kinda glad I don't know this Suethor in real life, otherwise I would have broken her face!
*sighs* Oh, for the day when she'll grow up.... *accepts chocolate and pat on back* Thanks! I think Mae's next... |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Apr 30 2010, 08:43 PM Post #64 |
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Master of the Rings
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Yeah, I'm next. . . I finished mine last night, But Ara's joined my team so she just has to add all her comments in! *hands over brainbleach
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| jules14 | Apr 30 2010, 09:44 PM Post #65 |
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(Wo)man on a Mission
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Ai Elbereth, you got a doozy of a chapter, Xaja. It was like an endless nightmare of horrible grammar, swear words, shallowness, canon rape...if this shitfest weren't 46 chapters long, I'd swear it was a parody.
What observational skills?
You know, with how many times this brat calls Legolas "pretty" and "petal" and "honeychild" and other degrading femmie names, I'm shocked Legolas is her lust object. I mean, what heterosexual woman wants a man who can be described as a "petal"? Or is shadow08 a closet lesbian?
Yeah, after what, over a WEEK? *headdesk*
Yeah, that uppity Elf! Why can't he remember that he's my personal slave, and attend to my needs even when more important things are happening?
Wow, even the Uruk-hai are desperate to save Middle-earth now!
I agree with Glorfindel. Some little wisp of nothing, twisting an Uruk-hai's head off with her bare hands?! No...just no.
Sue, did the idea that ARAGORN WAS ALSO FIGHTING URUK-HAI even enter your tiny brain?
*headdesk* Ignoring the horrible RUDENESS she's showing towards Aragorn, what she's said doesn't even make any sense. "Kill you until you die"? That's like saying "eat you until you're eaten"!
Well, Denethor had a Sue-daughter named Callie in that one fic, so I guess it's possible.
Amen to that, Pippin!
Quite a loquacious scream, anyway. \ *frowns in confusion* So enemy!Sue is now a master herbalist? The hell?
I don't know why, but whenever I read that name, Keiko, I think of a killer whale. Was there a famous killer whale named Keiko or something?
*Jules's sporking team vomits*
*rolls her eyes* Probably because these morons somehow got the idea that Haldir was a coldhearted, arrogant bastard. I swear, I don't know where they got it, but probably from some badfic.
JULES *tearing her hair*: For the love of God, WILL YOU STOP USING THAT WORD?!!
Geez, you'd think if the Sue was mortally wounded, she'd react more strongly than "OUCH! Fuck, that hurts!" Of course, shadow08 fails at describing emotions, so I'm not surprised.
Oh, yeah, after taking about two or three hours to bandage up Boromir, tend to the Sue, and put up with her whining. Shadow08, Merry and Pippin would be way ahead of them that time. Wonderful sporking, Xaja. Your sarcasm made this fic a thousand times better. I almost wish shadow08 could read this. |
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| daisymall13 | May 1 2010, 03:47 AM Post #66 |
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Reached Tranquillity
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My brain isn't functioning, so... The last three or four chappies were awesome! I LOL'd several times
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| Xaja Silversheen | May 1 2010, 08:43 PM Post #67 |
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King of Nothing
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Thanks, Daisy! Good to know someone found enjoyment in this after all our suffering ![]() Jules: *whimpers and twitches* I know! Gah!! *curls up in a corner*
I wonder.... I wouldn't be surprised.
Gnnnnngh.... Has the bloody Suethor not read the flippin' BOOKS?! *headdesks*
I hear ya! I mean, that whole Quest to destroy the Ring comes AFTER I've been taken care of! *snobbish sniff*
Let it not be said that the Uruk-hai are completely devoid of brains.
Wait, she has a brain to speak of?
*growls* Welcome to shadow08, I s'ppose. Gagh... I wonder if she's this rude to people in RL?
Hmm. True... Although, how often do fanfics stay true-ish to canon?
Pippin: *takes a bow*
Indeed. *nods*
Because so many Sues from our world are master herbalists already. *snorts and rolls eyes*
Hmmm... Quite possibly. The word 'Keiko' sounds Japanese though. I should find a translation and see if it's a real word. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a cuss word though.
*Xaja's team gives barf bags and pats on the shoulders*
Along with the characterizations of Boromir being a sadistic rapist, Denethor being a cold-hearted abusive father, Legolas being a little prancing angsty Elf, Thranduil being another cold-hearted abusive SOB, Faramir being, in Ara's words, 'an abused Emo who doth play with knives', and Merry and Pippin being little more than children? *grumbles*
Seconded!! *grabs knives*
Agreed. I hope she never becomes a real author. For starters, they'd all be censored for profanity. *grumbles*
Like has been established before, shadow08 isn't ranking very high on the IQ scale. *sighs* Thanks, Jules! Man, I wish shadow08 would read this... so she knows just how horrible of a writer she is... *grins wistfully at the thought* Awesome, Mae! I hope to see that up soon! You and Ara; it'll be fantastic! |
| The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6 | |
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| Refia | May 1 2010, 10:25 PM Post #68 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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And an alleluja!
I understand you completely, Mae.
No, no, Boromir didn't. OOC Boromir did.
Indeed!
You can say that again...
Hey, if we placed a fake zit on a Sue's nose, would it still make them kill themselves?
I love that vid.
May it rest in peace.
*Pukes*
She's not good enough to be anywhere NEAR Boromir, Mae!
Oh, nothing much, aside from no manners at all and an enormous, overblown ego.
I wish I could make Shadow08 come in contact with the real Aragorn and have her say that to him! She'd be dead meat.
They're OC, Jareth, what do you expect?
*sigh* We can only hope.
Thanks Ara, I so needed that image in my head.
Very nice idea! *grins*
She's right though, Bob. You'll have to fix it.
I thought "yrch" was the Sindarin for Orc?
You just killed my brain. ![]() Nice work Mae! Congrats on surviving this, and lots of courage for whoever is next.
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | May 1 2010, 10:43 PM Post #69 |
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Master of the Rings
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Naww thanks Refie
All: Aye, Agreed!
Mae: Thank you, at least someone does. . . *glares at her team*
Ah true, that makes me feel a little better.
Jareth: *grins* Now that was the understatement of the year. Erestor: *facepalms*
Heyyyy, that's a GREAT idea! Where do you get fake zits from?
I couldn't help myself
All: Amen.
*hands Refie a barf bag*
Aye, agreed. . .
And a lack of a brain, manners, good vocabulary ect ect. . .
Mae: *excited* Ooh I'd love to see that. . . Mutilated Sam MMMmmmmm
Jareth: *sighs* I know. . . but I did have a little faith left in humanity before I read this. . .
Ara's not here at the moment, but I'm sure she's pleased with that
Erestor: Shee. . . I hash good Ideash. Hic!
Bob: *sighs* I know. . .
It is.
*smirks* I'll take that as a compliment Thanks Refie! and good luck to the next person. |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Destined Darkness | May 2 2010, 06:51 AM Post #70 |
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Master of the Rings
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I think I died of laughter! It certainly sounded like it! Nice job Mae! *sends survival kit* My thoughts go to the next poor souls! *all mourn the loss of the poor souls destined to spork the fic* |
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | May 2 2010, 08:03 AM Post #71 |
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Lost In The Future
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'Course you did, Refie! ![]() Nice work Mae! And don't forget, peoples -- I helped write up some of this too!
*sings* Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need! |
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| Destined Darkness | May 2 2010, 08:05 AM Post #72 |
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Master of the Rings
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I know Ara! GOOD SPORKING! *sends Ara a kit*
*Joins singing* |
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | May 2 2010, 08:13 AM Post #73 |
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Lost In The Future
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*huggles DD and continues singing* This one wanted to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes indeed! Completely irrelevant, but whatever. Singing's good! |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | May 2 2010, 08:23 AM Post #74 |
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Lost In The Future
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Oh, and I forgot to review Xaja's chapter! *facepalm* Don't hesitate to yell at me for forgetting things like that. Seriously. . .I don't know how you managed that one, Xaja! Good Lord. Usually I don't get really angry at Suethors, but this one is nearly as bad as Angey. Irreformable and obviously delusional. *hands over Miruvodka and chocolate and hugs* I hope this didn't take too much of a toll on your mental stability! I sporked half of the last chapter with Mae and we nearly died from mental complications...and all the innuendos you could make out of those sentences.
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| Destined Darkness | May 2 2010, 08:24 AM Post #75 |
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Master of the Rings
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*laughs and hugs Ara back* Nice Ara! I agree! Singing is good! Irrelevant again! Perfect my nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be... Team except DD: Why are they singing? |
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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How'd you survive that. . . *sends Alcohol and a hug*
ORLI!!! NOOOOO!!!




so she just has to add all her comments in! *hands over brainbleach








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