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MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends.
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 07:22 PM (2,746 Views)
Refia
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Man, another utter crap chapter. Well done surviving, Daisy.

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So anyways, you better review this time! Or I might not post the next one for a loooong time.
Legolas: Then we won’t review. EVER.

Alas, it is too late for this, as she has nearly finished this shitpile.

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Legolas: No, you’re an urple and sparkly Sue and comparing yourself to any toad is an offense to all toads in existence

Amen!

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Aragorn turned to Gimli, who had his axe raised and ready to chop off her head when she wasn’t looking.
All: *snigger*
Daisy: Nice Bourne...
Bourne: Thank you, I do try.

Wishful thinking, Bourne, but still cool. :D

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Daisy: *facepalms* Makes sense that the only good lines in the fic are movie script

I'm tired of the movies thanks to all this copied script! :cry2:

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Bourne: *raises eyebrow* O...Kay, this girl needs to learn to respect her elders. And the people that can kill you within a second.

This girl needs to be punched to near death, healed back to full health, punched and stabbed to near death, healed back to full health, punched... And so on.

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Daisy: What. The. Frick? She was ogling GANDALF?!? :X
*All reach for the barf bags*

I'm not even surprised anymore.

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Legolas: *fuming* SENILE?!? GETTING OLD THERE?!?
Daisy: Legolas?
Legolas: I SWEAR I WILL MURDER THIS SUE!!!
Daisy: :huh: Riight . . .

Can I help, Legolas?

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I shiver and scoot closer to my brother who turned on me with a twisted smile and ripped my stomach open with his sword.
Tony: Nice, Legolas
Daisy: I love imagining these scenarios…

I love imagining them, too! :D

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We continue fisting the guards.

When I first read this, I got something very different in mind than what the suethor intended. :wasntme:

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B.T: Master Refie, I now hold more respect for your team than any other, how you survived I will never know


Refie's team: Thank you, sir B.T.!
Refie: I don't know either. Ugh, and the next chapter is mine again. :(

My team's gonna scream, I just know it. The next chapter will be BAD, I feel it in my bones.

Nice spork, Daisy!
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Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:D You finally updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome spork, if I may say so myself -_-
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Congratulations on making it through that, Daisy. *shudders* And good job on the chapter!


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Dedication: to the baker! I love your bread man!
Bourne: *raises an eyebrow* Where’d the comma go?
It's awesome for hungry breakfast craving people like me!
*All freeze*
Halt: Did she dedicate a chapter to her BAKER?! As in her Real Life Baker?

What. The. Heck?!

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Tony: *as brain* Look dude, you realise they’re all dead, sleeping or stoned...right?


Amen.

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Daisy: What. The. Frick? She was ogling GANDALF?!?
*All reach for the barf bags*


EWWWW!!! :X

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B.T: That’s it? ‘Then we ride on to Edoras’? I think she needs to attend the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth and take the ‘Striding 101’ class!!


Among others...

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Sitting beside the king was the most loathsome looking man I have ever laid eyes on.
Daisy: Then she realised there was a mirror there


:rofl: Grima!Sue!

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Legolas: I wonder how Dan and ‘Ro would react to that…


Badly, Legolas. Badly.


Excellent sporkage. *sends chocolate and Bleeprin*

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Destined Darkness
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Dais! You do realize you had a sex change during this right?

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Daisy: *grinding his teeth* Capitalise. Golden. Hall.


:) I loved this! It was awesome and now I must stop using notes to self! :nod:

After this:

Note to self: DO not read a spork while sick and drinking cola, while role playing in the G and L thread! :nod:
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:wasntme: *whispers* sorry Daisy . . . :ph43r:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Destined Darkness
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:rofl:

*sends Survival kits to Mae and Daisy*
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:D Thanks, love *hugs DD and runs out with the survival kit*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Destined Darkness
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No problem Mae! :)
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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daisymall13
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I's gonna kill you Mae. AFTER I change it.. <_<
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Xaja Silversheen
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*reads*
*screams*
*dies*

Ai, dear Valar! *hands over Miruvodka(tm), rum, GOOD chocolate (not the Nestle or Cadbury crap), popcorn and coupons for free massages* That was horrible!!

(By the way, if someone wants to throw my team in for another chappie, I can take it. Just tell me which one.)
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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:ph43r: Sorry Daisy :bow: :bow: :bow:

Thanks Xaja :D
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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daisymall13
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You should be :P :lol:

Thanks Xaja... :)

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Oh my God! YOU USED KERMIT! I love you!

Sorry, got a little excited. But I love Kermit and I love the Muppets, so I'm really glad you had him spork this shitpile. I loved how he connected the sporking to Statler and Waldorf; it's so true!

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it's the 18th and it's my birthday! Let's hope you're having a better day than I am..


*Sneer* Why? Did you not get a car? Or did you have to do...*gasp*...HOMEWORK on your birthday? Well, suck it up, bitch.

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"You should take the time to rest."


You know, they should use a different excuse to get rid of her. Maybe if they told her there was a shopping mall just over the nearest cliff...

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Ooh, scary man…


Duuuuuhhhhhhhh...me stupid.

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Gandalf is well… Gandalf…


Since he's not hawt and sexy, that's all I've got to say about him, even though he's the goddamn WHITE WIZARD and the fucking MOST POWERFUL BEING IN MIDDLE-EARTH!

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Height, beard, metal, axe, smell and all.


I really want to murder that Sue.

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Legolas…well he's studly…but we all know that. But aside from that, he's nice. He's quiet, yeah, but he cares.


Wow, she didn't go into a long paragraph of chatspeak about how HAWT Legolas was? I'm shocked.

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Vanille: And now Eowyn’s reduced to being the Sue’s servant maid?!


Doesn't that usually happen with Arwen?

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"What's so funny?" I demand in outrage.


I think poor Eowyn's gone insane just from being in your presence.

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She smiles, and I notice for the first time how tired that smile is…like she's carrying the weight of the world.


And yet you belittle her quite rudely in the next few chapters...yeah, you're really sensitive, Sue.

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It makes me wonder…
Is that how my father feels at this very moment?


Don't you love how the bitch thinks about her father for maybe a minute and then goes back to giggling and chasing Legolas and acting obnoxious? "Oh, Dad must think I'm dead...like I care! Tee-hee!"

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I opened my eyes and blinked haphazardly at the beard that swam in front of my eyes.


*bursts out laughing*

Wonderful job, Refia. Tell Kermit that Jules really admires him.
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Oh my God! YOU USED KERMIT! I love you!

Sorry, got a little excited. But I love Kermit and I love the Muppets, so I'm really glad you had him spork this shitpile. I loved how he connected the sporking to Statler and Waldorf; it's so true!


I love Kermit and the Muppets, too, Jules! :D I was a little nervous about using him because I wasn't sure I could write him down right, but I think it went okay.

And as for Statler and Waldorf, it is, isn't it? As far as I'm concerned, they're the grandfathers of sporking! The only difference being that they can attack the stage if they want. :P

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*Sneer* Why? Did you not get a car? Or did you have to do...*gasp*...HOMEWORK on your birthday? Well, suck it up, bitch.


That's exactly what I told Shadow08 when I PMed her today. Why did I PM her? Because I finally snapped after finding this gem in her profile. You'll either die of hysterical laughter if you read it, Jules, or shoot through the roof with burning rage. I did the latter:

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a journal for Stuck in Middle Earth!, where I will now be posting updates because this site bitches at me a lot and I don't like being bitched at, since I am very much used to being the one doing the bitching.


No. Comment.

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You know, they should use a different excuse to get rid of her. Maybe if they told her there was a shopping mall just over the nearest cliff...


Ooh... I like that idea! It's original! :D

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Since he's not hawt and sexy, that's all I've got to say about him, even though he's the goddamn WHITE WIZARD and the fucking MOST POWERFUL BEING IN MIDDLE-EARTH!


Shh, you might fry the Sue's brain with all that truth.

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I really want to murder that Sue.


I think we all want to at this point.

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Wow, she didn't go into a long paragraph of chatspeak about how HAWT Legolas was? I'm shocked.


I'm relieved, actually. The wangsting about being dirty and her so-called "deep thoughts" were bad enough.

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And yet you belittle her quite rudely in the next few chapters...yeah, you're really sensitive, Sue.


She is, isn't she? I think Sam's the most rude, offensive, disrespectful, obnoxious, stuck-up, egoistical, insulting and many more bad adjectives to ever walk Middle-earth.

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Don't you love how the bitch thinks about her father for maybe a minute and then goes back to giggling and chasing Legolas and acting obnoxious? "Oh, Dad must think I'm dead...like I care! Tee-hee!"


My team has astablished from as soon as chapter 1 that this Sue is not capable of coherent "thought". The team often doubt if she's even capable of thinking at all. They think she simply moves and speaks by instinct, not by conscious thoughts or decisions.

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Wonderful job, Refia. Tell Kermit that Jules really admires him.


Thanks Jules, I will! Glad you liked him :D
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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As far as I'm concerned, they're the grandfathers of sporking! The only difference being that they can attack the stage if they want.


You know, I used to think Mystery Science Theater 3000 started the trend of sporking, but now I wonder whether the producers of that show got their idea from Statler and Waldorf. I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

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a journal for Stuck in Middle Earth!, where I will now be posting updates because this site bitches at me a lot and I don't like being bitched at, since I am very much used to being the one doing the bitching.


I actually tried to slit my wrists with my fingernails when I read that. Though on the bright side, she's not putting the rest of it on a public internet site; it's on her blog where her fanherd can squee over it. If she would just take the rest of it down from ff.net, we'd be happy.

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Ooh... I like that idea! It's original!  :D


*Bows* Thank you, thank you!

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Shh, you might fry the Sue's brain with all that truth.


I hope I do. The way Sues squee over Legolas and Aragorn and just IGNORE Gandalf really pisses me off.

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She is, isn't she? I think Sam's the most rude, offensive, disrespectful, obnoxious, stuck-up, egoistical, insulting and many more bad adjectives to ever walk Middle-earth.


No question there. She really is.

Well, I'm off to read the note on Shadow08's profile and send her a mocking review about it.
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