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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| Refia | May 31 2010, 01:33 PM Post #91 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Man, another utter crap chapter. Well done surviving, Daisy.
Alas, it is too late for this, as she has nearly finished this shitpile.
Amen!
Wishful thinking, Bourne, but still cool. ![]()
I'm tired of the movies thanks to all this copied script! ![]()
This girl needs to be punched to near death, healed back to full health, punched and stabbed to near death, healed back to full health, punched... And so on.
I'm not even surprised anymore.
Can I help, Legolas?
I love imagining them, too! ![]()
When I first read this, I got something very different in mind than what the suethor intended.
Refie's team: Thank you, sir B.T.! Refie: I don't know either. Ugh, and the next chapter is mine again. ![]() My team's gonna scream, I just know it. The next chapter will be BAD, I feel it in my bones. Nice spork, Daisy! |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | May 31 2010, 08:26 PM Post #92 |
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Master of the Rings
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You finally updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome spork, if I may say so myself
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Jedi Master Luthien | Jun 1 2010, 07:24 AM Post #93 |
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Future Egyptologist
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Congratulations on making it through that, Daisy. *shudders* And good job on the chapter!
What. The. Heck?!
Amen.
EWWWW!!!
Among others...
Grima!Sue!
Badly, Legolas. Badly. Excellent sporkage. *sends chocolate and Bleeprin* |
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| Destined Darkness | Jun 1 2010, 09:47 AM Post #94 |
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Master of the Rings
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Dais! You do realize you had a sex change during this right?
I loved this! It was awesome and now I must stop using notes to self! After this: Note to self: DO not read a spork while sick and drinking cola, while role playing in the G and L thread!
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Jun 1 2010, 11:30 AM Post #95 |
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*whispers* sorry Daisy . . . :ph43r:
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Destined Darkness | Jun 1 2010, 11:32 AM Post #96 |
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![]() *sends Survival kits to Mae and Daisy* |
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Jun 1 2010, 11:38 AM Post #97 |
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Thanks, love *hugs DD and runs out with the survival kit*
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Destined Darkness | Jun 1 2010, 11:40 AM Post #98 |
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Master of the Rings
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No problem Mae!
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'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?' 'Well, yeah...' 'My family isn't like that.' ~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder 'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."' ~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder | |
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| daisymall13 | Jun 1 2010, 12:24 PM Post #99 |
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Reached Tranquillity
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I's gonna kill you Mae. AFTER I change it.. <_< |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Jun 1 2010, 07:31 PM Post #100 |
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*reads* *screams* *dies* Ai, dear Valar! *hands over Miruvodka(tm), rum, GOOD chocolate (not the Nestle or Cadbury crap), popcorn and coupons for free massages* That was horrible!! (By the way, if someone wants to throw my team in for another chappie, I can take it. Just tell me which one.) |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Jun 1 2010, 08:31 PM Post #101 |
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:ph43r: Sorry Daisy Thanks Xaja
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| daisymall13 | Jun 3 2010, 01:33 AM Post #102 |
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Reached Tranquillity
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You should be :lol:Thanks Xaja... ![]() |
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| jules14 | Jun 7 2010, 07:33 PM Post #103 |
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Oh my God! YOU USED KERMIT! I love you! Sorry, got a little excited. But I love Kermit and I love the Muppets, so I'm really glad you had him spork this shitpile. I loved how he connected the sporking to Statler and Waldorf; it's so true!
*Sneer* Why? Did you not get a car? Or did you have to do...*gasp*...HOMEWORK on your birthday? Well, suck it up, bitch.
You know, they should use a different excuse to get rid of her. Maybe if they told her there was a shopping mall just over the nearest cliff...
Duuuuuhhhhhhhh...me stupid.
Since he's not hawt and sexy, that's all I've got to say about him, even though he's the goddamn WHITE WIZARD and the fucking MOST POWERFUL BEING IN MIDDLE-EARTH!
I really want to murder that Sue.
Wow, she didn't go into a long paragraph of chatspeak about how HAWT Legolas was? I'm shocked.
Doesn't that usually happen with Arwen?
I think poor Eowyn's gone insane just from being in your presence.
And yet you belittle her quite rudely in the next few chapters...yeah, you're really sensitive, Sue.
Don't you love how the bitch thinks about her father for maybe a minute and then goes back to giggling and chasing Legolas and acting obnoxious? "Oh, Dad must think I'm dead...like I care! Tee-hee!"
*bursts out laughing* Wonderful job, Refia. Tell Kermit that Jules really admires him. |
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| Refia | Jun 7 2010, 07:52 PM Post #104 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I love Kermit and the Muppets, too, Jules! I was a little nervous about using him because I wasn't sure I could write him down right, but I think it went okay. And as for Statler and Waldorf, it is, isn't it? As far as I'm concerned, they're the grandfathers of sporking! The only difference being that they can attack the stage if they want. ![]()
That's exactly what I told Shadow08 when I PMed her today. Why did I PM her? Because I finally snapped after finding this gem in her profile. You'll either die of hysterical laughter if you read it, Jules, or shoot through the roof with burning rage. I did the latter:
No. Comment.
Ooh... I like that idea! It's original! ![]()
Shh, you might fry the Sue's brain with all that truth.
I think we all want to at this point.
I'm relieved, actually. The wangsting about being dirty and her so-called "deep thoughts" were bad enough.
She is, isn't she? I think Sam's the most rude, offensive, disrespectful, obnoxious, stuck-up, egoistical, insulting and many more bad adjectives to ever walk Middle-earth.
My team has astablished from as soon as chapter 1 that this Sue is not capable of coherent "thought". The team often doubt if she's even capable of thinking at all. They think she simply moves and speaks by instinct, not by conscious thoughts or decisions.
Thanks Jules, I will! Glad you liked him
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| jules14 | Jun 7 2010, 08:32 PM Post #105 |
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(Wo)man on a Mission
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You know, I used to think Mystery Science Theater 3000 started the trend of sporking, but now I wonder whether the producers of that show got their idea from Statler and Waldorf. I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
I actually tried to slit my wrists with my fingernails when I read that. Though on the bright side, she's not putting the rest of it on a public internet site; it's on her blog where her fanherd can squee over it. If she would just take the rest of it down from ff.net, we'd be happy.
*Bows* Thank you, thank you!
I hope I do. The way Sues squee over Legolas and Aragorn and just IGNORE Gandalf really pisses me off.
No question there. She really is. Well, I'm off to read the note on Shadow08's profile and send her a mocking review about it. |
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Riight . . .





Grima!Sue!
I loved this! It was awesome and now I must stop using notes to self!



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3:14 PM Jul 11