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| MST: Stuck in Middle earth [REVIEW]; Let it all out here, my friends. | |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 14 2010, 03:51 AM Post #121 |
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Mac: Yeah, it is. Remus: You have our sympathy.
That's going to be your default setting. But I seriously think the first few sentences were turned in as vocabulary homework.
That would've been awesome.
Oh Jonas--you need alcohol?
I've been singing that song for a long time, Boris.
Now I got Rent's "Over the Moon" stuck in my head.
While I'll be the first to admit Sailor Moon made me want to slap her, she's a lot better than Sam.
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That's it. No one but the eight negative reviews were true fans.
Let's also throw in Tommy Wiseau too.
Without me? Quatre: Mac? You have a call! Satan says to meet him in five minutes. Sweet!
Remus: You have our sympathy. We had to use a sedative on Mackenzie. Good job with such a bad chapter, Jules! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| jules14 | Dec 15 2010, 06:25 PM Post #122 |
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Refia
Thank you! This was truly the worst fanfic I've ever done; it was physically painful. Seriously; it took me over a week to finish.
Same as the other chapters. Of course, my sporkers hadn't read it before, so...
Morgoth approves of any insults to Iluvatar. ![]()
I think that percentage is about right. In fact, the only times in this fic when the canon characters are in character are when they recite lines from the movie script. <_<
Oh, I'm willing to do other chapters. Just don't expect me to post them too soon.
Thank you, Refie. At least someone recognizes that sporking this shitfest is a public service.
MORGOTH: Thanks, but I've tried shooting myself before; it doesn't work. Curse being a fallen Vala!
I don't doubt it. That's why it's so awful that the Sue's comparing herself to her.
Sounds like a plan to me! Sign me up!
Oh, I beg your pardon. Should I have said "intelligence or lack thereof"?
*Pats Refie's shoulder* There, there. The combination of "gay-assed bastards" and Aragorn/Sauron sex IS horrific.
That would be good too!
Thank you!
Oh, yes, I do. I saw it as soon as the chapter started, thanks.
Believe it or not, I would too. And before, I thought "Pride of Boromir" was one of the worst LotR fics ever. At least that author didn't break the fourth wall!
Actually, I think it's worse. It just looks so much stupider!
::rofl::
God bless you, Refia, I sure do!
But true! Come on, you can't deny it!
Thank you, Refia! Coming from you, that's the ultimate compliment. You can sign me up for the next unclaimed chapter now, though I can't start it for a while. |
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| jules14 | Dec 15 2010, 06:37 PM Post #123 |
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Mac:
I'm guessing. God knows the Suethor's not smart enough to think of them on her own.
YES! YES, YES, YES!
Oh, wow, I didn't even think of that song.
I agree. At least Sailor Moon was competent.
Yep. The other reviews were from Suethors, or dumb girls who only watched the Lord of the Rings movies for Legolas, or both. What's really sad is that only eight true fans bothered to give her bad reviews. I guess everyone else thought it was a lost cause.
Good idea! Though at least Tommy Wiseau is annoying in an entertaining way: "Oh, hi, Elrond." "Oh, hi, Frodo." "You are tearing me apart, Arwen!"
BORIS: Good idea! Can we borrow it to use on Jules? JULES: Hey, what are you talking about? BORIS: Nothing, nothing!
Thanks Mac! I'll review your latest chapter of "Stranger" as soon as I have time. |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 15 2010, 11:12 PM Post #124 |
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That's okay. I'm a musical theatre nerd. Most things make me think of musical references.
And matured over the course of the series.
I think everyone else thinks the entire section is a lost cause. Did you know they are close to signing Orlando Bloom to reprise his role as Legolas in The Hobbit movies? We're going to have a WHOLE new generation of fangirls out there.
:lol: I was reading most of those lines were dubbed because the original script was much more monologue-y.
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| jules14 | Dec 16 2010, 04:39 AM Post #125 |
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I know what you mean. I was a musical theatre nerd for a while; I've gotten a little less interested in it over the years, but I still like it. I haven't seen or listened to "Rent" for a long time, though.
Oh, God, seriously? Why, Peter Jackson, why? Isn't it enough that your casting choices ruined the Lord of the Rings fandom before? What role could Legolas even play anyway? It's his father who imprisons the Dwarves; if Legolas has a part at all, it will be just standing around and looking pretty...sort of what he did in the first three goddamn movies! :angry:I hope Jackson doesn't decide to make all thirteen Dwarves comic relief just to make the Elves look good. The Gimli-bashing makes me sick enough; if fanbrats end up bashing Thorin or Balin I might lose it.
Which original script? The Room, or Lord of the Rings? Sorry; I'm a little confused. |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 16 2010, 04:53 AM Post #126 |
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I know, I was even confused by that. I could understand bringing back Galadriel, but I couldn't see why they would need Legolas. I know they are going to pad the movies with information from the Appendices and the Silm, but do they really need Legolas?
Oops, sorry. "The Room." It's why the audio and video don't match up. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 10:05 AM Post #127 |
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To be fair, give me one reason why Legolas would not be present at his father's side during the battle of the five armies?
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| jules14 | Dec 16 2010, 11:16 PM Post #128 |
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Oh, I wouldn't mind if Legolas was just fighting beside his father in a battle. I'm worried that Jackson will somehow make him a main character by giving him a lot of lines and stunts, and that he'll steal the show from Bilbo and the Dwarves.
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| Ariel | Dec 16 2010, 11:24 PM Post #129 |
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When one stops and thinks about it, Legolas doesn't really play an important part in the books. He didn't do anything heroic or awesome like most of the others, he was just along for the ride. God I hope Jackson doesn't do that to the dwarves, there ridiculed enough by the fanbrats without him making it worse. |
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 11:26 PM Post #130 |
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Especially since the dwarves in "The Hobbit" are so great. ^^ |
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| Ariel | Dec 16 2010, 11:28 PM Post #131 |
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Yep, although some of them weren't very bright. Is anyone doing Chapter 18? I really want to take a break from Celebrian, preferably before my eyeballs melt. |
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 11:30 PM Post #132 |
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You can have chapter 18, Ariel. Saves me the pain.
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| Ariel | Dec 16 2010, 11:32 PM Post #133 |
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*punches air* Yes! Er...I mean, oh no. I have to spork this.
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 11:32 PM Post #134 |
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You'll be glad it's over once you start. >.< |
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| Ariel | Dec 16 2010, 11:35 PM Post #135 |
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Oh I dunno, I rather enjoyed sporking the last chapter I did. Of course, the Sue makes it terribly easy to make fun of her so.... |
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Oh, God, seriously? Why, Peter Jackson, why? Isn't it enough that your casting choices ruined the Lord of the Rings fandom before? What role could Legolas even play anyway? It's his father who imprisons the Dwarves; if Legolas has a part at all, it will be just standing around and looking pretty...sort of what he did in the first three goddamn movies! :angry:

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3:14 PM Jul 11