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| Silent Times: the Reviews; Let your anger out here. | |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 29 2010, 03:01 AM Post #16 |
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Master of the Rings
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Mae: *hugs Jareth* Jareth: *is in shock at the implications* |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| jules14 | Mar 29 2010, 05:09 AM Post #17 |
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JULES: Awesome! We desperately needed this! CHESTERFIELD *gobbles chocolate* |
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| Xaja Silversheen | Mar 29 2010, 10:08 PM Post #18 |
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King of Nothing
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Trust me, my team knows the feeling... *shudders* Enjoy! |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Mar 30 2010, 07:53 AM Post #19 |
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Master of the Rings
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My team is breaking apart on their first MST. . . Jar Jar is in hospital, Erestor is getting drunk and Jareth and I are dying. . .
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Ara's Greatest Squawk | Apr 27 2010, 02:40 AM Post #20 |
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Lost In The Future
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Ai. This is a really weird story. I'm not getting what's happening at all. *sends brain bleach and ten boxes of chocolate* |
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| jules14 | Apr 27 2010, 03:01 AM Post #21 |
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Weird is an understatement, my friend. This is one of the stupidest, most nonsensical fics I've ever read. The author just basically pissed all over canon; she's not even trying to get the setting and the characters right, and she cut Sauron right out of the story! I'm okay with her writing a story about a deaf, epileptic child, but why Lord of the Rings? And why, dear God, WHY Legolas? It's incomprehensible. Thanks a lot for the brain bleach and chocolate, though; my team needs it. |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Apr 27 2010, 03:19 AM Post #22 |
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oh gods. . . I can't believe it got worse. Only 4 siesures in 4 months? GAH!!!! and I have to say I LOATHE CANNON RAPE WITH A PASSION!!! Sorry, I had to get that out. .. Awesome sporking *hands over chocolate and tequila* Good luck, Jules. . .
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| jules14 | Apr 27 2010, 04:00 AM Post #23 |
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YES! Booze and chocolate! *jumps on it* Boris: Hey, save some for us! Thanks Mae! |
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| daisymall13 | May 27 2010, 03:58 AM Post #24 |
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Reached Tranquillity
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Eeep...that was horrible! Great job Jules..*sends a bottle of vodka and chocolate* |
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | May 27 2010, 09:45 AM Post #25 |
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Master of the Rings
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You're welcome, Jules!! (I love new smilies )
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Refia | May 27 2010, 10:38 AM Post #26 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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You just summed up my thoughts about this fic perfectly, Jules! Cutting Sauron out of the story just like that already rang my alarmbell very loudly, but then she drags us through scenes of Legolas being deaf and having a seizure. Followed by scenes of Legolas having a seizure. Followed by scenes of Legolas having a seizure. Followed... Yeah, you know what I mean. The Elladan and Elrohir = Weasley twins is really starting to get on my nerves. Just because they are twins doesn't mean they do pranks like Fred and George! I don't even like Harry Potter that much anymore these days. <_< The wangst and drama in this fic is making me headdesk, but thankfully your rifs are in between to make it all bearable. Loved the sporking, Jules! ![]() I do have to say, however, that you should praise yourself lucky that there are no typos like Bilbo being spelled "Dildo", or Legolas and a Sue "doing the you-know-what before the beautiful waterfal".
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| jules14 | May 28 2010, 05:01 PM Post #27 |
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Thank you, Refia! Glad you could read it.
Yeah, those things are pretty appalling, all right. "Doing the you-know-what before the beautiful waterfall" reminds me of "Draco putting his boy's thingie in my you-know-what" in "My Immortal". Most likely those fics are trolls, though. |
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| Refia | Jun 29 2010, 08:53 PM Post #28 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I can guess what you'd do if you had a choice, Jules. ![]()
You said it! I read it and was like: "Wah? What did she just say? ". Maybe it's me. ![]()
Damn straight! (Reading this made me lol, too. )
You really should know better by now, Jules. :rolleyes:
Boris, I REALLY hope that was sarcasm. :ph43r:
I think a comma went missing in there?
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Don't forget archery and swordfighting. :rolleyes:
Dark times for Mirkwood! Man, Aravis, you made me lol.
Logic, this fic doesn't have it. ![]()
You're assuming the author can read. Though I have to admit, Jules, a cave-palace ain't that strange. Now I know the Mirkwood elves don't live in one, but in one of my video games I have come across a palace, like you would normally find above the ground, underground. So a palace in a cave can exist. Just saying. ![]()
Keep breathing, Jules. That's the key, just keep breathing.
No, just the author failing. ![]()
I think we're hallucinating.
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He's worse than Edward Cullen! Stalking a toddler! :ph43r:
Now, now, Chesterfield, be realistic.
Not unless you sign them, Boris! ![]()
Common sense, the author does not have it.
Not to be nitpicky here, Jules, but are there desks in the theatre? ![]()
The plot, being smart, fled from the fic.
It sure as heck would explain A LOT. <_<
*joins the cheering* Child abuse is bad! But this is an exception! ![]()
Same here. ![]()
Nothing, Chesterfield, nothing! It's a wonderful suggestion! ![]() Great spork, horrible story! How much more is there, Jules?
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| jules14 | Jun 29 2010, 10:14 PM Post #29 |
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Thank you for reading, Refia. This thing has two more chapters to it. The last chapter is the absolute worst.
It's not you. I think she was trying to say that hearing people speak while the sign, but her wording was too confusing. I don't know why it even matters.
Amen! Glad you found it funny.
BORIS: Of course it was sarcasm! What, you think I'm INTERESTED in Legolas's childhood? No way! JULES: We get it, Boris. Shut up.
Yes, that's always the case with Mary Sues. Didn't one of us spork a Sue who'd been swordfighting since she was three or something?
ARAVIS: Someone thinks I'm funny? Someone thinks I'm funny! Splendid! And Shasta said no one laughed at my jokes...what does he know...*grumble*
Cool. Is it a whole building underground, or is it more like Moria or Nargothrond? What video game is this?
JULES: *gasping* Whew, thanks, Refia! I think I'm gonna need an inhaler for the rest of this story. CHESTERFIELD: Give it up, Jules: Semirhage is not gonna send you one.
I know. And to think I couldn't picture anyone creepier than Edward Cullen...before this story. At least Bella wasn't three years old!
Ha, ha, great response, Refia!
No. By using "headdesk" in the theater, I imply that my characters bang their heads on any available hard object: the seats, the floor, Chesterfield's skull...you name it.
I think you're right. So did characterization, grammar, development, structure...in fact, I think Sauron fled from the fic. That's probably the real reason why he doesn't exist in this story.
Sue-children are usually exceptions, except for Melody in "Two Hearts, One Soul". However, she was being abused by the main Sue, so maybe that's why I felt sorry for her. |
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| Refia | Jun 29 2010, 10:24 PM Post #30 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Well, two more doesn't sound that bad. Unlike "Stuck in Middle Earth", which has still more than 26 to go. I'm sure you can manage, Jules!
I'm relieved to hear that. ![]()
Now that you mention it, yes, but I don't remember what that fic was called.
It is a whole building underground. Though I think it was originally build above ground only to sink under it later in history... I don't remember that well, been a while since I played it. It was the Sochen Cave Palace in the game called "Final Fantasy XII".
I think your sporkers don't have good luck, what with a villain being their host and all. :rolleyes:
*bows* thank you. ![]()
Hee, hee, I knew that. ^^" But when you think about it deeper than necesary, it makes no sense to headdesk on a nonexistent desk. XD
It's sad, but that's probably true. Been a while since I read such a terrible fic. I mean, Sues are bad, but some at least provide some lulz. This is just BORING! Not meant for your sporking, of course.
Melody did have the worst mom in Sue-history. <_< And (one of) the worst author(s). |
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oh gods. . . I can't believe it got worse. Only 4 siesures in 4 months? GAH!!!! and I have to say I LOATHE CANNON RAPE WITH A PASSION!!! Sorry, I had to get that out. ..
*hands over chocolate and tequila* Good luck, Jules. . .



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Man, Aravis, you made me lol.





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