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Silent Times: the Reviews; Let your anger out here.
Topic Started: Jan 31 2010, 05:12 AM (1,607 Views)
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Well, two more doesn't sound that bad. Unlike "Stuck in Middle Earth", which has still more than 26 to go. I'm sure you can manage, Jules!


Oh, I'll definitely be able to. I feel sorry for you, still having to get through "Stuck in Middle Earth". By the way, is it time for me to spork my chapter yet?

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It was the Sochen Cave Palace in the game called "Final Fantasy XII".


I've heard nothing but good things about the Final Fantasy series. I'm not big on video games, but I might have to try playing it sometime. Can you give me a thumbnail sketch on what it's about?

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I think your sporkers don't have good luck, what with a villain being their host and all.


No, it's the worst possible situation. They're even worse off under Semirhage than they were under Morgoth. Morgoth was evil, but at least he was intelligent, and he understood how hard it was to read badfics. Semirhage is just batshit crazy.

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Hee, hee, I knew that. ^^" But when you think about it deeper than necesary, it makes no sense to headdesk on a nonexistent desk.


You're right about that. I thought about writing something else, but "headdesk" just seemed to fit more than anything I could come up with. I guess I could try typing "headseat".

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Been a while since I read such a terrible fic.


Same here. In fact, with a few notable exceptions, the worst LotR fics were written just after the movies came out. That was when the movies were new and popular, and all the teenage fanbrats were going nuts over the hawt guys. I still remember the "Epiphany over Legolas" poems, not to mention an NC-17 fic called "The Last of the Faeries".

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I mean, Sues are bad, but some at least provide some lulz. This is just BORING! Not meant for your sporking, of course.


Oh, I agree with you. There is almost nothing lulzy about this fic; it's just boring, pointless, "cutesy" scenarios from beginning to end. It's like an episode of "Full House," except one of the kids is deaf--and it's even LESS funny, if that's possible. This fic is also insulting, not just to Tolkien but to the deaf. Kaiyoz claims to understand deafness and then goes ahead and treats Legolas like he's completely helpless. Deaf people are not helpless.
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*reads, screams and dies*

Oh, gosh, Jules. This is one of the stupidest fanfics I've ever read. I congratulate you on making it through alive.

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BORIS (laughing): The deaf have their own separate world?
CHESTERFIELD: You know, Kaiyoz, maybe if you joined us in the REAL world instead…


I'm not sure we want Kaiyoz in our world.

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Because Kaiyoz thinks these explanations make things clearer when they really screw them up worse.


Amen.

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BORIS: Aw, man, and Kaiyoz didn't bother telling us about it? Come on, Kaiyoz: spare us nothing!


Be careful what you wish for, Boris.

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CHESTERFIELD: He worried more about Legolas's habit of licking dirty socks.


:laugh:

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JULES (clutching her forehead): You have got to be kidding me.
BORIS: If Legolas lived today, his dad would make him wear kneepads and headgear out on the street.
ARAVIS: Meanwhile, armies of Orcs and Haradrim were overrunning Mirkwood…not that anyone cared.


And then the armies of Orcs and Haradrim stormed the "palace" and killed Deaf!Retarded!Legolas and Creepy!Stalker-ish!Thranduil. The End.

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ARAVIS: Learn to use quotation marks and apostrophes correctly. This story is making our eyes bleed.


This punctuation rape is almost as bad as darkangel1994's. *shudders*

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BORIS (as Thranduil): Look, give me a break: I'm trying to raise a deathlike zombie-child here!


:rofl:

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CHESTERFIELD (shrug): You could just get Thranduil a puppy or a pet rock. Maybe he'd fawn over that instead.
BORIS: I think Thranduil just needs a hobby. He should take up bowling.


Or jewelry collecting.

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JULES (snort): Ah, Legolas's wiggling would become legendary in the future.
ARAVIS: Hundreds of songs in Middle-earth would be written about Legolas, the Brave Wiggler of Mirkwood.


I literally fell out of my chair laughing. :laugh:

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BORIS (Elf #1): Boy, we're really starved for entertainment, aren't we?
JULES (Elf #2): Hell, yeah.


Elf #3: Oh, wait- there's some paint drying over there. Let's go watch that instead!

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*Jules opens her mouth, then closes it*
ARAVIS: Can't think of a new way to curse Kaiyoz's stupidity?
JULES: Nah, I just realized there was no point to it. She's an idiot, and there's nothing we can do.


So true, Jules. So very true.

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Several horrorstricken servants turned at the child's shrill cry of pain

CHESTERFIELD (Servant #1): Who's that? Was it…oh, no, Legolas is having ANOTHER seizure?
ARAVIS (Servant #2): Let's just pretend we didn't see or hear anything.

and watched helplessly as he dropped limply off the bridge, to hit the ground with a sickening thump.


Whoa. Didn't see THAT coming... :sarcasm:


Ugh. Excellent spork. *sends chocolate, brain bleach, and other assorted goodies* Now, please excuse me while I go headdesk myself into oblivion.
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Oh, gosh, Jules. This is one of the stupidest fanfics I've ever read. I congratulate you on making it through alive.


Thank you. It means a lot to me. This is stupider than the typical Suefic.

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I'm not sure we want Kaiyoz in our world.


I agree. Send her to another planet, or some alternate universe where all the men are spineless pussies for her to coo over.

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And then the armies of Orcs and Haradrim stormed the "palace" and killed Deaf!Retarded!Legolas and Creepy!Stalker-ish!Thranduil. The End.


Ah, I wish. That would be the most beautiful ending ever.

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Elf #3: Oh, wait- there's some paint drying over there. Let's go watch that instead!


OTHER ELVES: Yeah! That's ten times for interesting than Deaf!Retarded!Legolas's progress down the stairs.

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Ugh. Excellent spork. *sends chocolate, brain bleach, and other assorted goodies*


Jules's team appreciates it, as usual. Thanks.

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Now, please excuse me while I go headdesk myself into oblivion.


I think I'm going to do something similar.
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Oh, I'll definitely be able to. I feel sorry for you, still having to get through "Stuck in Middle Earth". By the way, is it time for me to spork my chapter yet?


Almost, if Daisy ever gets around to sporking her chapter. :rolleyes:

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I've heard nothing but good things about the Final Fantasy series. I'm not big on video games, but I might have to try playing it sometime. Can you give me a thumbnail sketch on what it's about?


Every instalment of the series stands on its own, so you don't need to have played them all. As for XII, it's (in my personal opinion), one of the better games in the series, really pushing the PS2 to its limits. It's a politically-tinted story, telling about the great conflict between the Archadian and Rozarian empire in the world of Ivalice, and the fate of the small kingdoms between those two giants. You start the game playing as Vaan, a youth from the kingdom of Dalmasca, which was overrun by Archadia. Through a series of events, he finds himself caught up in the political affairs of a princess-presumed-dead, a traitor-knight-who-killed-Dalmasca's-king-but-says-he-didn't, the suspicious past of a sky pirate and his partner, all while being aided by ahis childhood friend. Quite a good game and a great story (IMHO), though most disagree with me because the pacing isn't that great. Sometimes you'll play for hours before another story scene happens, but I don't mind, because the world is rich and beautiful, and enormously detailed. Every monster you slay gets an entry in the bestiary, and this bestiary tells you the genus of the monster, where it comes from, how it evolved, what places it appears in, the history of those lands and so much more. You'll be reading for hours. Really, a deep game for those willing to invest in it. It's all up to what you like, though.

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ARAVIS: What's the title of this chapter, Jules?
JULES: "Stubborn".
ARAVIS: Well, it sounds slightly more interesting than "Protective".


Let's be honest here, chances that it will actually BE interesting are zero.

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JULES (getting angry): Kaiyoz, you're using a double negative. So you're saying you DO claim Tolkien's work. Would somebody sue this moron already?!
ARAVIS: Remember, Jules: she's claiming J.R. Tolkien's work, not J.R.R. Tolkien's.
JULES (thoughtfully): Well, that's true… (getting angry again)…on the other hand, she doesn't even know Tolkien's name! So she shouldn't even be writing in this fandom!


She just keeps on failing, doesn't she? <_<

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JULES (triumphantly): Ha, HA! Kaiyoz really DOESN'T know anything about deafness! She just ADMITTED she doesn't! SCREW YOU, YOU INSENSITIVE, IGNORANT TWIT!


And even if she did know, I'd still scream SCREW YOU!

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BORIS (snort): Why? Did they go on vacation?


actually, they resigned. They refused to be part of such a pathetic lifeform any longer. Screw what the bible says about the eye not being able to say "foot, I no longer need you".

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JULES: They MOVED?! What, did they BIKE to the nursery, or DANCE to the nursery, or FLY to the nursery?! STOP USING THAT FUCKING WORD, KAIYOZ!


Keep breathing, Jules, keep breathing. :unsure:

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CHESTERFIELD: Hey, who cares? There are QUOTATION MARKS in that sentence! They're so pretty…so beautiful…aaaah…


I think Chesterfield just had a punctuation orgasm. :ph43r:

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JULES (as Thranduil): Boy, that sunburn is serious…I'm going to make Legolas wear armor all the time from now on.


Don't give him ideas! He's capable of doing that!

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CHESTERFIELD: Hey, Jules, you think this clumsy scene change deserves an "ow," like all Phantom's Ange's flashbacks?
JULES: I don't see why not. Boris?
BORIS: Sure.
ALLTHREE: OWWWWWWWWW!


I loved this part! :P :D

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BORIS: Hey, Kaiyoz, there's a nifty invention called CRUTCHES. Ever heard of them?
JULES: Oh, so degrading the deaf isn't enough for Kaiyoz? Now she has to insult cripples too?


I swear, if she touches autistic people, she'll have to deal with me. :angry:

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*Silence. Dead silence*
JULES: Paper. Crayons. Paper. Crayons. MY FUCKING GOD, KAIYOZ, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!!
BORIS: You have got to be shitting me. This…this cannot be real.
CHESTERFIELD: Do we even have to say anything about this?!
ARAVIS: Crayons? Those toys we learned about in Modern American Customs Class? They don't exist in Middle-earth!


The only thing that can be done here is: :facepalm:

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ARAVIS: Here's hoping there are man-eating Orcs attending this banquet.


Don't do that wishful thinking, Aravis, it'll only lead to disappointment.

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ARAVIS (as Thranduil): Well, he's deaf and dumb, he has ridiculous seizures which make no sense, he's an idiot, he can’t take care of himself, he's a spoiled brat, he's supposed to be endearing but he really seems creepy, he's an embarrassment to our kingdom, he's pathetic, I stalk him all the time and keep him imprisoned, he's boring, he's a Gary Stu, he's effeminate, he's bland, he's taken all the guards away from their duties of guarding Mirkwood, he plays with toys that don’t exist in Middle-earth, he eats food that doesn't exist in Middle-earth, and he's always the center of attention for no reason. Take your pick.


Sums this entire fic up.

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JULES: Actually, I think the guy asked the wrong question. He shouldn't have asked what was WRONG with Legolas, he should have asked what was RIGHT with Legolas. The answer? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


Pretty much, Jules. Well said!

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BORIS: Hey, who's Lin?!
CHESTERFIELD: Isn't that a character from Disney's "Mulan"?
JULES (over-excited): Oh, goody! A crossover!


God, please no, crossovers done by suethors are even worse than normal suefics!

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*Jules tries to stab herself in the heart with the knife. Boris wrenches it from her hand*
JULES (tearfully): I couldn't help it. This story…it's so boring…so stupid…so sappy…*starts sobbing*


*pats Jules on the back*

There, there. If you want, you can join the girls of my spork team in reading that bad sex-orgy-fic they've been given. But then again, I don't think that's any better than this. :dunno:

Keep it up, Jules! It'll end, someday!
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Almost, if Daisy ever gets around to sporking her chapter.


Sounds good. I'd better get started on composing my sporking, though; I don't know when I'll be able to work on it in the future.

Can you play Final Fantasy on the computer?

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Let's be honest here, chances that it will actually BE interesting are zero.


And you were right.

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She just keeps on failing, doesn't she?


I think she was born to fail. I mean, I don't think she's even seen the Lord of the Rings movies. She probably saw Legolas ride into Rivendell, turned off the movie to go masturbate, and the rest is history.

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actually, they resigned. They refused to be part of such a pathetic lifeform any longer.


I don't blame them. I have to wonder how deaf!pathetic!Legolas even exists, considering Darwin's theory of evolution.

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I think Chesterfield just had a punctuation orgasm.


Okay, never mention Chesterfield having an orgasm again. :eyeclosed:

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Don't give him ideas! He's capable of doing that!


Oops!

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I swear, if she touches autistic people, she'll have to deal with me.


And me. :angry:

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God, please no, crossovers done by suethors are even worse than normal suefics!


True. Especially if they're Twilight crossovers.

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There, there. If you want, you can join the girls of my spork team in reading that bad sex-orgy-fic they've been given. But then again, I don't think that's any better than this.


By now I think I'd prefer a bad sex-orgy-fic. It would be more interesting than this.

Thank you for reading, Refie. It's keeping me going.
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*gags* Oh sweet Eru :X what the fuck was that going on about . . . :blink: I don't think I saw a plotline anywhere . . . *hugs Jules* I don't know how you survived *beat* well, mostly survived . . . *gives lots of chocolate, tequila and beer to Jules' team*

Good luck with the following chapters *goes away to drown her memories*
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Thank you. I'm going to go drown my memories as well.
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I'm assuming you guys don't read these so OK.


You're assuming people are reading what you write and aren't just looking for the word "Legolas."

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JULES: Who actually thinks "whom's" sounds correct?


Angey?

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*everyone stares in shock.
CHESTERFIELD: I don't believe it. Are those…QUOTATION MARKS?!
JULES: I see them too!
BORIS: Hallelujah! Now we won't go blind from reading this shit!


*Rubs eyes* Amazing!

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ARAVIS: He breaks his LEG, yet he has a HEADACHE.
CHESTERFIELD: Oh, shut up, Aravis, it makes perfect sense. Really.


Well, actually, I broke my toe last night and got a headache. Of course, that was after two hours in the ER and yelling and crying because of the pain of realigning the toe even with anesthesia.

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paper and coloring wax (crayons)


What, is Thranduil going to put the drawing on the royal refrigerator?

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BORIS: Poor guy. He didn't want anyone to know he was in this fic.


We'll put him into the Character Protection Program.

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*they help Jules wobble out the door*


I know the feeling, Jules. I know the feeling.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
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A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
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Angey?


Good point.

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Well, actually, I broke my toe last night and got a headache. Of course, that was after two hours in the ER and yelling and crying because of the pain of realigning the toe even with anesthesia.


Oh, ouch! Are you feeling better now?

Thanks for reading.
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ARAVIS: Gladly. YOUR PLOT IDEAS ARE HORRIBLE. Is that enough for you?


Works for me.

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BORIS (announcer): Anaran the Elf IS William Wilberforce, in "Amazing Shit"!


Ebert and whoever his partner is now gave it two thumbs down.

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God, I wish she'd get beaten up by a mob of Tolkien fans!


*Grabs pitchfork.* I'm ready. :mace:

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JULES (throwing up her hands): And you're STILL trying to make us believe this is set in Middle-earth?! Who are you fucking kidding, Kaiyoz?! This is so obviously a goddamn American suburb! Just give it up already!


It must be the same suburb Angey set "Two Hearts, One Soul" in.

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BORIS (Church Lady): Well, isn't that special?


Oh, I love the Church Lady.

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BORIS (as Thranduil): Well, that's that; now I've got no one left to stalk and imprison. Maybe I can dress a dwarf up like Legolas and pretend he's deaf and epileptic.


I know a dwarf that might do that. *Pulls in Dopey*

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JULES (exasperated): Cookies, cookies, cookies…Kaiyoz, is "cookie" by any chance YOUR favorite word? Sheesh.


That's it! Kaiyoz is secretly the Cookie Monster! That explains so much...

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BORIS (to Chesterfield): She's cracked. It's official.


You want Dr. Stone's card?

Congrats, jules! Want to join me in a drink to celebrate in finishing our stories?
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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JULES: Okay, this chapter is called "New Friend".

Cue the entrance of Sue, who will aid our poor, disabled princeling.

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BORIS: Ha, ha…since nine-year-old girls hate boys…since they believe in cooties…well, Kaiyoz thinks it's funny.

How did Elves age again?

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JULES: Oh, dear God, no. No, no, NO! What is wrong with you, Kaiyoz?! First you had to show us every detail of his teething period and now we have to read all about his being tutored?!

Of course. We cannot let all that wangst potential go to shame.
*sigh*I was never fond of stories about disabled people. Documentaries, yes, but something generalised. Success story is OK. We should be aware of their problems, and be prepared if it happens to someone close to us. But put it in a movie, or bestseller, and I feel like it is supposed to be a tear-jerker, one of those "see, how others have it worse, you aren't that bad off" stories whose true purpose is making people feel better about themselves rather than go and contribute to some project to help.

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JULES (waking up): "History and art"? So Legolas is going to learn about the Silmarils, and how to make copies of them? Cool.

No. Just no. That's about the last thing ME needs. And don't give them ideas.

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His father pulled him forward to stand in front of him and he looked at the smiling face of his Teel.

That had better not be an attempt at "Elvish" word for teacher. Or I shall join Jules in screaming fits.

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JULES: Galéndil's redheaded? Is he Maedhros's lost love-child?

Well, that's possible. A descendant of one, at least. Only a member of that family would be crazy enough to befriend Kaiyoz's vision of Legolas, after all.

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BORIS: He had a fetish for large, red-haired Elves, but that's another story…one that's rated NC-17.

And thus, his father disowned him. Not for being gay, but for his taste in partners.

Great job, as always.
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Thanks for the reviews. Mac, I'll get to your "Stranger" update after this; I haven't had much time lately.

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Ebert and whoever his partner is now gave it two thumbs down.


Hmmm, I wonder who Ebert's partner is now. I'll have to look it up.

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*Grabs pitchfork.* I'm ready.


So are we! We've got pitchforks, torches...let's go burn the witch!

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It must be the same suburb Angey set "Two Hearts, One Soul" in.


Probably. Do you think Melody goes to Legolas's elementary school?

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That's it! Kaiyoz is secretly the Cookie Monster! That explains so much...


Her grammar isn't much better than Cookie Monster's. I bet she actually would type "Me like Leggy." "Me want cookies." "Me write crap.
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Thanks for the reviews. Mac, I'll get to your "Stranger" update after this; I haven't had much time lately.


Don't worry. It's not going anywhere. Next week I start posting the MSTs I did of Gordo-Girl's Harry Potter musicals.

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So are we! We've got pitchforks, torches...let's go burn the witch!


This is going to be fun.

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Probably. Do you think Melody goes to Legolas's elementary school?


Melody isn't important enough to go to school! He's probably in the same class as Henry, though.

You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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How did Elves age again?


I believe Elves reached physical maturity at 50 years and emotional maturity at 100 years. Before that, I don't know.

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*sigh*I was never fond of stories about disabled people. Documentaries, yes, but something generalised. Success story is OK. We should be aware of their problems, and be prepared if it happens to someone close to us. But put it in a movie, or bestseller, and I feel like it is supposed to be a tear-jerker, one of those "see, how others have it worse, you aren't that bad off" stories whose true purpose is making people feel better about themselves rather than go and contribute to some project to help.


I agree with you. Stories about disabled people should be used to educate others, not for cheap dramatic purposes. Of course, in this case it's worse, because Legolas wasn't even disabled in canon. So Kaiyoz was just writing this story as an excuse for wangst--though why she picked Legolas, I have no idea.

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No. Just no. That's about the last thing ME needs. And don't give them ideas.


Well, at least it would have given this story a PLOT.

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That had better not be an attempt at "Elvish" word for teacher. Or I shall join Jules in screaming fits.


Really? Oh, God, I never even thought of that. I thought Kaiyoz was trying to type "teacher" and just wasn't paying attention. But if she was actually trying to type the word in "Elvish"...yep; I'm going to have a screaming fit right now.

By the way, is there even an Elvish word for "teacher"? Isn't "teacher" more of a modern concept?

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Well, that's possible. A descendant of one, at least. Only a member of that family would be crazy enough to befriend Kaiyoz's vision of Legolas, after all.


Please; I don't think even Eol and Maglor would be crazy enough to befriend Kaiyoz's vision of Legolas.

Thank you for the review.

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Next week I start posting the MSTs I did of Gordo-Girl's Harry Potter musicals.


Oh, man, you did MSTs of Gordo-Girl's Harry Potter musicals?! You are awesome! I was just thinking of MSTing them too! I can't wait to read them!

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Melody isn't important enough to go to school! He's probably in the same class as Henry, though.


Oh, yeah, I forgot; Rora stops caring about Melody as soon as Henry and Heidi enter the picture. <_< Still, what with Henry's stutter and Legolas's deafness...boy, can you imagine the wangst potential if those two were paired up?








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Oh, man, you did MSTs of Gordo-Girl's Harry Potter musicals?! You are awesome! I was just thinking of MSTing them too! I can't wait to read them!


Well, I didn't do all of them. I did Phantom of the Opera, A Chorus Line and Hairspray. That still leaves Rent, Chicago, Guys and Dolls, I believe.

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Still, what with Henry's stutter and Legolas's deafness...boy, can you imagine the wangst potential if those two were paired up?


Oh, I shudder at the thought...
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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