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| Amarth | Apr 1 2011, 07:39 AM Post #46 |
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Rising Again
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Well, my Hiswelókë – Le Dragon de Brume's Sindarin dicionary, which uses only words Professor himself wrote in his works, has no word equivalent to the concept of teaching or learning. The closest thing is the idea of mastering a knowledge, usually magical or forbidden, but that is way out of context, here. Though I believe, while they would not have classrooms, they would have had mentors/masters. They couldn't have learned their crafts by themselves. But if one means "schoolteacher", then no, they wouldn't have had them. |
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| Refia | Apr 1 2011, 12:34 PM Post #47 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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So did I! ![]()
Yeah, I thought you'd know that by now, Chesterfield. *pats him on the back* Here, have a fridge stocked with alcohol. *gives fridge stocked full*
Too subtle. :rolleyes:
I guess it's too much to hope that he got a brain?
Burn! ![]()
Well, there are no spiders, orcs or Dark Lord's to worry about, so no, probably not. <_<
*takes a bottle of whiskey out of the fridge and hands it to Jules*
As fun as that is, a mob of offended deaf people would be more appropriate. ![]()
I think you were better off passed out. ![]()
Thranduil: You didn't polish my boots enough! They weren't shiny and I could see myself in them!
She could say this was an Alternate Universe and it STILL wouldn't be anywhere near believable.
Aargh! Chesterfield! >.<
I doubt she's taken any class in her life. She probably lives in her parents' basement. Under a rock.
There, there. *pats Jules on the back and gives her another bottle from the fridge*
Can't say I blame her.
Failing? ![]()
Cannibalism is allowed? ![]()
Very dumb. Every time I think I've hit the lowest, a new fic pops up that goes even lower.
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Yeah, thought so...
It's painful enough as it is!
"Let's escape together!"
Cookie fetish! That's a new one! ![]()
I think the cookie monster would like a word with him. ![]()
Like I said, it's probably a fetish. ![]()
Very true, Boris. Though it would make an effective form of torture. Or suicide by alcohol.
Oh Boris, don't you start, too! ![]()
Badfics tend to lower your standards. ![]()
That was a mercy for the both of you, Boris. ![]()
Ooh, a sneaky reference, I like that. And here Jules, have some more, you look like you could use it. *gives another bottle*
Cracked. Or drunk! Can't say I blame her either way.
Is it sad if I say that I'm not in the least bit horrified anymore because I was SO expecting this "plottwist"?
And breathe, guy and girl! *opens the fridge* Whiskey?
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Stop! Help! Need... Air... Help! :rofl
Most definately not, Boris. ![]()
Legolas: WITH COOKIES! ![]()
Amusing. Disgusting, but amusing. ![]()
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You've got a friend on the other side! ![]()
They could use him as a football?
Eru has heard us! ![]()
Need a drink? ![]()
The fridge is ready and waiting for you, ladies and gentlemen! ![]() GOOD LORD, this was indeed one of then worst non-Sue fics EVER! No, scratch that non-Sue, it's simply one of the worst fics ever! Right up there with AEL and SIME, heck, maybe even Celebrian! Can't believe everybody made it through this, Jules. Or maybe you guys are just used to some things by now.
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[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” [/align] | |
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| jules14 | Apr 1 2011, 05:08 PM Post #48 |
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(Wo)man on a Mission
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Thank you so much for the review, Refia. I always appreciate your comments!
Well, to be fair, it's been a while since we've read this fic, so he's a little out of practice. :rolleyes:
Please; only minor characters are allowed to have brains in Kaiyoz's masterpiece. Poor Anaran and Anondir.
Amen! But doesn't deaf!retarded!Legolas remind you of a Cabbage Patch doll? He's got no personality; he's just supposedly cute.
Well, they could at least drink Dorwinion wine, feast, sing...though maybe that's not such a good idea, seeing as how they seem to live on cookies and chocolate pudding in this fic. <_<
Sounds good to me!
Actually, I wouldn't be too surprised. Her parents are probably insisting she should go to college or get a job, but I bet she thinks just because she's partially deaf, she's entitled to laze around and live in a fantasy world.
Hey, I'm just desperate for GaryStu!Legolas to die.
Same here. Though I don't think I've met another author stupid enough to put friggin' KINDERGARTEN in Middle-earth, so I think Kaiyoz is in a class by herself.
Cookie Monster: Me Cookie Monster; Kaiyoz steal job! Me sue her! Then me eat her cookies!
Thanks! I'm actually proud of it; don't ask me why.
Thank you!
Thanks! And you too, Refia: thank you for all that booze! We're going to need to drink a year's word to get that shit out of our minds.
Wow, I thought I was the only one who thought that! But I'm real glad you agree. In fact, it's on my bottom six worst LotR fics ever: 6. The Pride of Boromir 5. An Elf's Love 4. Silent Times 3. Violation of the Evenstar 2. Celebrian 1. Stuck in Middle-earth Yes, I think Stuck in Middle-earth is worse than Celebrian, believe it or not. |
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| Refia | Apr 1 2011, 07:46 PM Post #49 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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Oh, I can easily believe it, in fact, I'd agree with it with all my heart.. Stuck in Middle Earth is the worst of the worst. It's in a league of its own, which is why I don't count it as the lowest of the low, it's just so horrific that it actually is an insult to other utter crap fics to put SIME as the worst of them all. Personally, I think SIME is too much for any person. Not to sound degrading or doubtful of your capabilities, Jules, but I doubt even you or Mac would be able to do all of SIME on your own. Unless you replace your entire sporking team a couple of five times because everybody cracks. It's just that bad.
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| jules14 | Apr 1 2011, 10:54 PM Post #50 |
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Yeah. And to think, before I read SIME I never thought anything could be worse than Celebrian!
Oh, believe me, I'm not offended. In fact, I think I'd get as far as you got before having to break down and plead for help. That fic is so horrible that I actually feel myself getting stupider as I read it. It is the "Garbage Pail Kids" or the "Star Wars Holiday Special" of LotR fics. |
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Can't believe everybody made it through this, Jules. Or maybe you guys are just used to some things by now. 

3:14 PM Jul 11