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Middle Earth Sue Exorcism; list ways to torture Sues
Topic Started: Mar 28 2010, 04:02 AM (1,852 Views)
RipplingOphelia
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I've been thinking of an idea for a while now. I was going to join the PPC but I hate the way they operate. When I was building my profile for my PPCers, I thought of an anime called Claymore (hence my avatar). If you aren't familiar with Claymore, I'll explain what I was thinking.

See, there are monsters called yoma who disguise themselves as humans then eat their innards. I thought I would hunt the Sues, who are like canon eating yoma.

Only the Claymores (or in this case, exorcists) can sense the yoma (Sues). They hunt them down and kill them all.

Now, the PPC does not allow for the torture of Sues. I think that this is wrong. They also don;t allow for the killing of OOC canon-characters. I also think that these characters are Sues that have taken the form of canon-characters and must be destroyed to release canon.

It's not all the way there. But I DO have another fanfiction account and I know that this would be an awesome thing to publish collectively. Let me know what you all think.
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First method is over-feeding on Jello. :)
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Waxing strips (for the eyebrows), hot needles, lemon juice and tobasco sauce and Metal rulers *grins*

Oh, and reading good Literature *smirks*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
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RipplingOphelia
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Do you think that after they read so much good literature, they simply go crazy and hit themselves in the head until they hemorrage? LOL

Using those things, let's see what I can do...

Tie them up (always). wax their eyebrows. Take the whole ting off in one swipe. Then stick hot needles in their bleeding brow-bones. Mix the lemon juice and tabasco until it makes an orange drink, making them drink it until they start to vomit...and then some. Then beat them to death with metal rulers while someone reads the Silmarillion.
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Xaja Silversheen
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And make them listen to horrible music while doing it! Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus come to mind... on an iPod so we don't have to hear it, of course. ;)

And we have to break their perfectly manicured fingernails! And spoil their makeup! And break their six-inch stilletos! (sp?) And cut off their waist-length, rippling-like-a-blonde-waterfall hair!
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Dodgy Disney soundtracks. . . Oh, and you can rub vodka and salt into the wounds :D

Give 'em a dodgy mullett. . . And put them on a reverse Lipovac ;) Oh, I'm sure Gollum would appreciate some company as well *snigger*
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Let a warg feed on their fingers and toes and then make them listen to chocolate rain on repeat while throwing chunks of brick at their foreheads!
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Hit them with frying pans :lol: and make them listen to 'I Kissed A Girl' *shudders* You could always shave their heads as well :P
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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RipplingOphelia
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Shave their heads and make them eat the golden waterfalls. Then beat them in the head with frying pans while listening to Katy Perry acoustic. Because that bitch cannot sing.

Sorry. I did not even mean to cuss...my bad. :P
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Tut tut. . . cussing is naughty :P
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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RipplingOphelia
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Forgive me. *proceeds to wash mouth out with Listerine*

You know what I said about Sue-induced Mania. *lol* :lol:
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*grins* how about chinese water torture?
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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RipplingOphelia
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Mmmm...the answer is yes. even though it gives me the creeps that someone could do that with a straight face. But Sues don't have souls so that changes things quite a bit.

I'll allow it!
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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SQUEEEEEEE I love this thread already. . . :lol:
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Xaja Silversheen
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*perks up at the mention of Chinese Water Torture* Dude! I've always wanted to try that on someone! Hee hee hee...

Can I volunteer Allena as our first victim?
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