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Round-robin: Stuck in Middle earth (and a rant); Let's share the horror.
Topic Started: Apr 13 2010, 03:07 PM (4,187 Views)
Maevainwen Adaniel
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Master of the Rings
I know, it's horrifis, isn't it!
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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athenarena
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Master of the Rings
Horrific does not cover it either.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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daisymall13
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I liked the fresh spin you put on a Mary-Sue, because she's obviously not.


Bwah? Someone...is it just me or does that sentence contradict(sp?) itself?!
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Destined Darkness
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:blink: Nope! That sentence contradicts!
'Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you?'
'Well, yeah...'
'My family isn't like that.'
~Jareth to Sarah, Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder

'Imagine a sound, too deep to hear, too deep to be anything but felt. Deep enough to shatter worlds. That is the sound of the grief of the people who live in "if," those beautiful, terrible people who can be anything and everything as long as they are Nothing. Imagine what can make "nothing" feel so deeply that it may even transcend to "something."'
~Roommates Comic by AsheRhyder
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jules14
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Definitely give me one of the chapters that has Eowyn in it. Other than that, I'm not sure yet. It'll be a while before I can do it anyway.
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MackenzieW
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Just based on the last few posts, I'll take a chapter.

And thanks, jules and Refie, for voicing the comment about Rena's "What I miss?" posts. I was trying to think of a polite way of saying it myself.
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That I’ll hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Refia
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jules14,Apr 15 2010
02:06 AM
Definitely give me one of the chapters that has Eowyn in it. Other than that, I'm not sure yet. It'll be a while before I can do it anyway.

How about the chapter where she belittles Eowyn? The one that made you explode in your review? I'd so love to see what you would do with that. :D

And Mack, welcome aboard! Though I think your spork-team will think they're reading "What the heck?" version 2.0.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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jules14
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That's chapter 17. I'll be happy to take it.
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athenarena
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I will take chapter fifteen.

As for having a problem with me Mac, saying it straight to my face and bluntly is the best approach with me.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Refia
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It's funny how her army of brainless fanbrats come to the rescue to call the flamers immature and to encourage their hero to continue writing, and that there exists far worse on the site.

No, there doesn't exist FAR worse on the site. Worse, yes. Far worse? No. Because this fic is already scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to badness. Worse than this means you're at Celebrian level. And that low, Suethors don't often go. So as far as Sues go, this is actually the worst. An Elf's Love bad.
[align=center]“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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athenarena
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They said there was far worse than hers? *scoffs* You are absolutely right Refia, absolutely right.
I am currently taking donations, for Everton FC. I am afraid that our chairman has forgotten to cough up. So if you could hand me a penny and I will dance for you :P.

I am the monkey and you hold the box, so be nice with that. I don't want to dance like that!


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Xaja Silversheen
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*nods* I saw some of those reviews and snickered. And then that one person had the gall to say that none of us haters had written our own stories! *proudly pats 14-story collection*

Indeed. In sheer terms of stupidity and sh*tty language, this is one of, if not the, worst in the FFN Archives. In terms of graphicness though like Celebrian, it could be worse...
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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Indeed. In sheer terms of stupidity and sh*tty language, this is one of, if not the, worst in the FFN Archives. In terms of graphicness though like Celebrian, it could be worse...


Agreed Xaja, It's ridiculous.
If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have...

Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.

Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you?

Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
~ The Joker Blogs.
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Ariel
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I'm just not getting involved with that one. Why waste your time when they aren't going to listen. I think I will ask Nony where these 'far worse' fictions are.
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Xaja Silversheen
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Good plan. I'd like to see if any such badfics exist, besides Celebrian and VotE.
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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