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Wanted- Reviews; Reviews go here.
Topic Started: Jun 27 2010, 08:39 AM (903 Views)
Jedi Master Luthien
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Review here, please!


The sporking is here.
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Maevainwen Adaniel
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*reads*

*screams*

*dies*

Awesome work, Luthi!! I can't believe how badly those poor punctuation marks were murdered :cry2: Fantastic spork ;) I loved the Albino AND YOU HAD YVAINE AND ATTON AND EVIE AND 'RO!!!! :dance:

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Atton: I think Sauron needs to lose some weight.


Ok. I seriously fell off my chair laughing!!

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Luthi: IRS agents?
Evie: Imhotep?
Atton: Darth Traya?
Yvaine: Prince Septimus?
Elrohir: Twincest fangirls?
All:  :O_O:
Luthi: Pass the barf bags. :X I'm going to be sick. *throws up*


Mae: :X
Jareth: *passes Luthi and Mae barf bags*

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Atton: Waitaminute. Does this mean Galadriel and Beorn have a kid?


GAH!!! ATTON!!! Bad mental image . . .

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Evie: How does one "tower" a man?
Atton: *opens mouth*
Yvaine: No dodgy connotations.
Atton: *sulks*


Awwwwww <_< C'mon Yvaine . . .

You did a great job, Luthi!!! Can't wait for the next chappie ;)
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Awesome MST!

"Wanted"...Arda's Most Wanted, maybe?
See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We go on, no matter what. Our firm has always been here. In one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us. ~Reprise (AtS 2x15)
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Thanks, guys!

Mae:

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I can't believe how badly those poor punctuation marks were murdered


Oh. My. Gosh. :headwall: I think this author has a hat full of punctuation marks and randomly draws one out every five words or something.

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Ok. I seriously fell off my chair laughing!!


I'm assuming that's a good thing. :lol:

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Mae: :X
Jareth: *passes Luthi and Mae barf bags*


Luthi: Thank you, Jareth. *throws up again*

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GAH!!! ATTON!!! Bad mental image . . .


That's what he does best...
Atton: *grins*

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Evie: How does one "tower" a man?
Atton: *opens mouth*
Yvaine: No dodgy connotations.
Atton: *sulks*


Awwwwww C'mon Yvaine . . .


She'll probably loosen up as she gets used to sporking... ;)


Queen:

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"Wanted"...Arda's Most Wanted, maybe?


Yup, something like that.


Glad you guys enjoyed it! :D
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AraionaDuBois
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I enjoyed that, Luthi! What a stupid story, though! My gods! Sauron does wish to tell Atton that he does not need to lose some weight. He is the appropriate size for a Dark Lord of his type. ;) Looking forward to the next chapter! :D :D
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Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Aww, thanks, Ari! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D Isn't it stupid, though? And if I remember correctly, the author is pulling an Angey and posting photos of her character on her profile. :headwall:

Atton wishes to tell Sauron that, for all he knows, Sauron could be anorexic. He has no idea what Sauron looks like, and was merely making snarky comments for the sake of retaining his sanity. ;)
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AraionaDuBois
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Are you serious?! oh dear Rassilon... I'm going to have to check that out.

Sauron wishes to tell Atton okay. For sanity's sake he guesses that's okay. Sauron has such a bad self-image... poor bloke. ;)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Yup, I'm serious. Granted, the last time I looked at her profile was over a month ago, so I could be mistaken... but something tells me I'm not.

Well, Atton would like to apologize to Sauron anyway for driving his self-image down, and says that he will attempt to refrain from making jokes at said Dark Lord's expense... the key word here being "attempt".
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AraionaDuBois
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I'm afraid to go look... Angey's stuff always crashed my computer...

Sauron says that is mighty nice of him and thanks him. He offers Atton alcohol and chocolate for the sporking. :D Personally, I think there should be more jokes at his expense... ;)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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That shows that your computer is smart- if I were a computer, I wouldn't want to load Angey's stuff, either. :ph43r:

Atton gratefully accepts the alcohol and chocolate, and says that he will make good use of them. :D And, between you and me, I'm sure Elrohir will be more than willing to pick up the slack in the "Jokes At Sauron's Expense" department. ;)
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AraionaDuBois
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Did I ever tell you that I tried to Beta Angey's stuff once? She sent me 18 chapters of the original story. It crashed my computer and I lost the files.

Haha. Tell Elrohir to go wild. ;)
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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:blink: Uh... no, I didn't know that. Wow. Just.... wow.

Oh, I shall. I shall. *evil laugh* ;)
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AraionaDuBois
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Yeah... that was back in... 2006? 2007? It was a while ago... She's been working on that fic for a long time...

*joins in* oh, I love a good evil laugh!
Smashed down the light. I will not rest till I'm king. Valinor's empty now. allied the elves and men they shall be damned. A Dark Passage, Blind Guardian.

Now truly I am king of the world. Master of fate Damned shall thy house be. Thou shall not question my power Nor shall thou defy me further. The Steadfast, Blind Guardian.
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Jedi Master Luthien
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Oh, gosh. And it doesn't get any better, does it? *resists the urge to headwall*

So do I. It's strangely therapeutic sometimes. :evil::laugh:
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Xaja Silversheen
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*falls over laughing*

Okay, Luthi, you're a natural at this! :P I LOVE IT! This was an excellent spork, particularly considering it's your first! :)

Hookay... review...

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Luthi: That's because it's polluted with nuclear waste. Why do you think the trees are glowing?


I LOL'd. :lol:

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Yvaine: A barefoot robe?
Evie: A glowing barefoot robe.
Atton: Let me get this straight. She's walking around in a radioactive robe that grew feet?
Luthi: Something like that.


Sounds like something out of some messed up horror/thriller story. :P Man, and here we thought Middle-earth had relatively low pollution...

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All: Bwah?
Atton: Is that Elvish?
Elrohir: I know Elvish. That is not Elvish.


Particularly considering that there is no letter 'k' in the Elvish alphabet.

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Luthi: Gimli's a minor?
Evie: He looked older than eighteen to me.


*wishes she had a copy of ROTK on hand to flip through* Wasn't he over a hundred years old or something? *shrugs*

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Evie: We've also got a stray "like" and "what".
Atton: A stray what?
Evie: Exactly.
Atton: What?
Evie: A stray.. oh, never mind.


I LOL'd again. :laugh:

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Riverdalein


Must be the capital Elfish Kingdom of Middleearth. *nods wisely*

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Luthi: On the horse was Isildur, on Isildur was the chain, on the chain was the Ring, on the Ring was the writing...
Atton: *sings* And the green grass grew all around, all around, and the green grass grew all around.


ARGH! Now that song's stuck in my head!! :headwall: :P

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Elrohir: Since when do we Elves refer to mortals as "human"?


I don't even think the word 'human' was ever used in Arda...

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Evie: So Gollum's just his nickname?
Elrohir: Of course. Sméagol was his real name, but he was also known as Gollum, Slinker, Stinker...
Luthi: And Gollumunnatural, apparently. He's got more names than Túrin Turambar.


Indeed. He could rival Aragorn Elessar Estel Telcontar in the name count.

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Luthi: IRS agents?
Evie: Imhotep?
Atton: Darth Traya?
Yvaine: Prince Septimus?
Elrohir: Twincest fangirls?
All: :O_O:
Luthi: Pass the barf bags. :X I'm going to be sick. *throws up*


*joins Luthi in throwing up*

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Elrohir: *freezes* What did she just say?
Luthi: Meet your new aunt, 'Ro.
Elrohir: *headchairs*
Atton: Waitaminute. Does this mean Galadriel and Beorn have a kid?
Elrohir: *headchairs harder*


:O_O: Oh. Valar. NO!
Glorfindel: *muses* I wonder if Celeborn knows about this?

Great job surviving this, Luthi! *hands over the chocolate and cheesecake and Mountain Dew*
The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? ~Hebrews 13:6
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