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A Grand Adventure in Foreign Policy- Review; Tell the Sue what you think of her here!
Topic Started: Nov 8 2010, 01:09 AM (459 Views)
Jedi Master Luthien
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Sporking is here.
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MackenzieW
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Luthi:

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a fanfiction story so horrendous it rivals An Elf's Love and Stuck in Middle-earth


Mac: Oh. Dear. Jonas.

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'Woman finds herself in ME. Falls for an elf. Does she act on it or will she awake to find it's all been due to a head injury? Try to get past the prologue, as the story develops with ea chptr. Baby, it's AU all the way.'


*Screams*
Remus: Is everything okay?

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thirty-six-year-old woman


Oh, those are worse than the teenage Suethors.

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West Coast of Canada


Gee, wonder where jesuiscanadien lives...

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Luthi: Does anyone have any idea what the heck she's talking about?


Yeah, it's about a strike.

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Luthi: I know migraines. They're really difficult to sleep off, considering that they tend to keep you from sleeping.


Yeah, but when you do get to sleep, it really does help. My mother, sister and I tend to sleep them off.

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Society for the Protection of Punctuation and Parts of Speech


The WHAT? Around here, we have the Society for the Protection of Neglected Commas or SPNC. We do take in other stray or abandoned punctuation marks.

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Atton: I used to torture people for a living, okay?


Voldemort: Call me!

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Yvaine: Alice? More like Bella Swan.


Please. I'm dealing with a BAMF-ed Sue named Bella.

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Luthi: I feel sorry for Wonderland.


You should. Angey's invaded.

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Luthi: Six points for the Sue!


Quick! Kick her again for the one point conversion!

Good job, Luthi!

Ari:

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Ari grabbed her bottle of Captain on the way in.


Just a bottle? We lug in a cooler.

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The Doctor: I actually helped Orson Wells with that broadcast


I believe it.

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shit-disturber


Is that Canadian?

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Ari: I believe our esteemed authoress is attempting to appear intelligent by replacing simple words with arbitrary thesaurus adjustments.


Remus: Ahh, I believe we call that "Suethor tried to be fancy and FAILED."

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An Elfs Love. And yes. I have the original.


Remus: Mackenzie is now a lovely shade of white.

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I was of the wiggy.


A member of the Whig party?

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Gimli: That is what a psychic does and wears?


That's what the fake psychic wears. Someone clearly doesn't know what the definition of "psychic" really is.

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Ari: SHRUBBERY! I demand a shrubbery!
The Doctor: with a path running down the middle!
Neytiri and Gimli: bwah?


Monty Python FTW!

Good job, Ari! Glad to see your work again!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney

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When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Jedi Master Luthien
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Mac: Oh. Dear. Jonas.


Our sentiments, exactly. *shudders*

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Oh, those are worse than the teenage Suethors.


Amen to that. Fortunately, they aren't as common.

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Yeah, it's about a strike.


Oh, okay, thanks! I really was confused about all that...

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The WHAT? Around here, we have the Society for the Protection of Neglected Commas or SPNC. We do take in other stray or abandoned punctuation marks.


The Society for the Protection of Punctuation and Parts of Speech is a society started by Ara in order to provide homes for abused and neglected components of the English language including, but not limited to, commas, exclamation points, stray accent marks and words without suffixes. :D

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Voldemort: Call me!


Atton: Will do!

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Quick! Kick her again for the one point conversion!


We decided to go for two so we could tackle her. :D

Thanks for the review, Mac! I really appreciate it- and I'll pass it on to Ari.
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MackenzieW
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Oh, okay, thanks! I really was confused about all that...


You're welcome. I don't know how common strikes are where you live, but I'm in New York City. I've heard those terms before, especially when the transit workers went on strike and the Broadway stagehands went on strike. Especially that last one, as I was really following that strike.

As for SPNC, I formed that very early into this board's existance. Could you please leave us the commas and semi-colons? Quatre's very passionate about this cause.

And tell Ari I miss her and hope she comes back soon!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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AraionaDuBois
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Just a bottle? We lug in a cooler.


Rassilon won't let me bring in even a bottle... that was contraband... <_< Stupid Time Lord.


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Is that Canadian?


*shrugs* Dunno... I've never really heard the word before.


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Remus: Ahh, I believe we call that "Suethor tried to be fancy and FAILED."


The thesaurus on Word was the worst idea ever... *sigh*

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Remus: Mackenzie is now a lovely shade of white.


Aw... sorry, Mac.

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A member of the Whig party?


I actually just choked on air... :D :lol:


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Monty Python FTW!


Heck yeah! :D

*hugs Mac* Thanks for the review! Glad to be getting some non-school stuff written. ;) :D
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Ari! :hug:

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Rassilon won't let me bring in even a bottle... that was contraband...


I think Voldemort lets us because he likes watching us get drunk.

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The thesaurus on Word was the worst idea ever... *


And it doesn't even give you any decent words!

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Aw... sorry, Mac.


That's okay. I've started to get some color back.

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I actually just choked on air...


I've noticed I tend to do that to you when I make random historical comments.

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*hugs Mac* Thanks for the review! Glad to be getting some non-school stuff written.


Will we be seeing you around more? Cause I miss you on these boards!
You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot

"Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical)

"Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." Walt Disney

"I wake in the loneliness of sunrise
When the deep purple heaven turns blue
And start to pray
As I pray each day
That Ill hear some word from you

I lie in the loneliness of evening
Looking out on a silver-flaked sea
And ask the moon
Oh how soon, how soon
Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella


"Thank you, Lord
You have brought us
Safe to shore
Be our strength and protection ever more.
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire
A Thiarna dean trocaire
A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder


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Amarth
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Do have a wonderful day- and have I mentioned, my dear Elf, that you are one of the targets of this particular Sue?"

Oh dear. Why do the twins always have to come in the package?

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It was a risky venture, but I was a shit-disturber and was well acquainted with risk.

Oh, there are much greater risks than the horrible smell and possibility of infection.

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Grass was confirmed to be in patches around me.

Thesaurus abuse alert!

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I knew for a fact those trees were only twenty years old, these trees looked to be dozens, if not hundreds of years old.

Wait. Grass grows only in patches, yet trees are very tall and appear very old? What manner of ecosystem did she manage to land in?

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I was not going to panic.

Well, she knows the basics of extraterrestrial travel. First rule: Don't panic! Second rule: Always bring your towel. Hmm...I wonder if it's in her backpack?

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cuz head injuries were always my favourite.

Well, that explains a lot.

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My drive to solve problems and fix any crisis jumped into play.

I see. She fancies herself an adrenalin junkie.

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Some people called me weird, others thought I was down-right odd, and in previous centuries I would've been burned at the stake for being a 'witch'.

Speshul powers alert!

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When people called me psychic, I'd get so pissed and tell them that I wasn't some nut-job wandering down Robson Street in a polyester muumuu and a duck on a leash, asking if people wanted their palms read for ten bucks a pop.

Then don't give yourself powers that are considered "psychic", you...

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I went farther. Home, where was home?

The Ravenscar Secure facility for the Dangerously Deranged

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I prayed I was just in a coma at VGH and I would wake up to find it all a bad hallucination.

VGH=Vancouver General Hospital. Thus, we know where she lives now. :evil:

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I gave a quick prayer, as water can make me nervous, I don't like drowning, having done it once before) and I walked in to the creek.

Why oh why didn't she remain drowned?

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I decided to let my pain become part of the public record.

Feeling important, aren't we?

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Wood was everywhere. There was a fire crackling just out of my line of sight.

The room was on fire!

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If I wasn't so 'of the wiggy' I might be freaking out about now, but wiggy things happened to me all the time and I had spirit walked to other planes of existence on several occasions.

It's called "astral travel". And, according to wikipedia:
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Wiggy is the registered trademark for a common solenoid voltmeter used in North America and manufactured by Square D, derived from a device patented in 1918 by George P. Wigginton.

So she's...electrician?

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I smiled. "That would be the padded back, the waist and chest straps and the wide shoulder straps. It distributes the weight evenly and provides stability when moving over rough terrain. I got it from Mountain Equipment Co-op in Vancouver. They manufacture outdoors equipment. It can go through a lot of abuse and not tear or fray."

Is she being paid for this?

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Opening the pack, I pulled out my Evian and my pullover.

No towel? Okay, she fails as extraterrestrial traveller.

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It's an analgesic, and is quite strong.

Elrond: A what?

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It's used for post-surgical pain and other types of pain.

Elrond: Post what?

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Maybe my brain was having problems

YES.

This is going to be the one of obnoxious ones, isn't it? *shudder*

Great job!
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My inner eye suddenly blacked out.

Atton: I could no longer see my spleen.

:laugh:

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I wasn't sure I was cognisant to anything real or relevant.

Elrohir: We could have informed you of that a long time ago.

Oh snap! :D



Nice intro to your part, AraionaDuBois. :D

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The twittering of birds

The Doctor (as twittering birds): So now Im going to feed the babies. Then off to poop on cars!
Ari: Was that under the 140 characters?
The Doctor: 61, actually.

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Let's try the eyes again, shall we?

Neytiri: Lets not and say we did, okay?
Ari: *tries the eyes* hmm needs more salt.
Neytiri:
Ari: What?

*snerk*

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Grass was confirmed to be in patches around me.

Ari: *eye in the sky helicopter* Thats right. You heard it here first, folks. Grass is confirmed to be in patches around the Sue. We will update you with further developments as we receive them. Back to you, Chuck.

Nicely done. :D

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I was of the wiggy.

*cracks up laughing* I so want to use that randomly in conversations!
Lust. What a strange fate that we should suffer so much angst and annoyance over such a small thing.

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Xaja and Ari join me in thanking you guys for the reviews. :D

Amarth:

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Oh dear. Why do the twins always have to come in the package?


That is exactly what Elrohir wants to know.

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So she's...electrician?


That's... a new one. :lol:

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No towel? Okay, she fails as extraterrestrial traveller.


Amen to that. Not that she doesn't fail at everything else...

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This is going to be the one of obnoxious ones, isn't it? *shudder*


Tell us about it. *shudders*


MD1618:

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Nice intro to your part, AraionaDuBois.


Ari thanks you. :D

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*cracks up laughing* I so want to use that randomly in conversations!


Do- and let us know how people react! :D


Thanks again for the reviews, guys!
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