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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 16 2010, 02:37 AM (437 Views) | |
| Maevainwen Adaniel | Dec 16 2010, 02:37 AM Post #1 |
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Master of the Rings
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Read the MST here |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| jules14 | Dec 16 2010, 04:31 AM Post #2 |
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(Wo)man on a Mission
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Good God, was this for real? Somebody actually posted this...they seriously posted it? This is as horrible as those "Epiphany to Legolas" poems. Plagiarism of "Greensleeves," no rhyme scheme, terrible spelling, shameless drooling over Legolas...it made me want to shoot myself. Thanks for MSTing it. |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 16 2010, 04:49 AM Post #3 |
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Dunno, maybe it's got something to do with the season? "Greensleeves" is the tune used for "What Child Is This?"
That's why we call them "Pretentious Words from the Author." Jareth, you know that!
The Suethor does know that 3rd degree burns are the worst and mean that your skin pretty much was burnt through to the muscle below? Otherwise, I can't stand good poetry...this was just bad. Good job MST-ing it. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 10:31 AM Post #4 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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A MST from Mae! ![]()
I hate Suethors and Baficthors notes. There is a difference.
Because that: 1) Requires research 2) Requires a brain to do said research ![]()
"Allow me to express my immaturity by senselessly repeating a word three times in my sentence!"
Orcs doing an orchestra? ![]()
Elves. They have no sense of humor. :rolleyes:
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Surprise, surprise. <_< This was just short and sucky, well-deserving of your spork, Mae. Great to hear from you again!
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| Maevainwen Adaniel | Dec 16 2010, 10:39 PM Post #5 |
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Master of the Rings
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Thanks guys @Jules
Uh huh, I couldn't believe it either... and it wasn't the worst...what about this? 'my speshul pome to legolas the pretty elf o legolas o legolas u r not a gurl made of lego even tho las meens gurl bcoz that wud b very wierd insted u r an elf u do not live on a shelf even tho it wud rime bcoz that wud b wierd 2 u shud come to the USA and stay w/ me i wud have ur babys they wud be very pretty let me no ur thorts!11 PGG ' *shudders*
I know I saw it and I was so disgusted that I had to MST it. Aww, don't shoot yourself, drink yourself into oblivion instead *hands over Vodka* Thanks for reviewing @Mac
True, I didn't think of that...
Jareth: Uh, yeah...I knew that!
Apparantly not. I wish they'd research.... <_<
Really? I don't mind poetry, but it has to be super good, not like that pile of orcshit. Thanks for the review @Refie
Aye, I'm not dead yet just restricted and uninspired.
Jareth: Thanks for pointing that out ![]()
Too true, it's kinda sad...
haha, that was just a sudden idea I had...I was listening to bad opera at the time ![]()
Erestor: Elves do have a sense of humor, it is just differest to a humans sense of humor. Mae: :rolleyes:
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isn't it? <_<
Aye, it was. Thanks for that, Refie. I'll try get on again sometime soon, I think mum might be gone for a few days soon. |
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If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug? My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is that they don't fight back when bite their heads off Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you have... Joker: You know, there are three kinds of people in this world. The optomistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone's drinking out of their glass. Corrigan: Huh, then which one are you? Joker: I'm the one who knocks the glass over. ~ The Joker Blogs. | |
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| Refia | Dec 16 2010, 10:44 PM Post #6 |
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Paying Tribute to the Past
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I'll be on the lookout.
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| MackenzieW | Dec 17 2010, 04:28 AM Post #7 |
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Yeah, but I learned that'll never happen.
Nope, I tried, but I just don't like poetry. Then again, my entire class didn't like it. We came to American Poetry Month and groaned. Of course, constantly doing the end of "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" didn't help--the teacher never believed us when we said we finished it. And she didn't pick it up when we could parrot the responses back to her!
(Mae, you know I use Jareth as one of my sporkers, right? That's where the comment came from) You're welcome for the review! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Caranthol | Dec 17 2010, 11:51 AM Post #8 |
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At Journey's End
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Wow, the "poet" actually got even the name of her lust object wrong! I mean, it's Legolas Greenleaf, not Greenleaves. Now, how sad is that? A good find, Mae, and nice riffs! |
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| Ariel | Dec 17 2010, 09:52 PM Post #9 |
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Professional Nutcase
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Poetry is okayish, I suppose. This was a steaming pile of Orcshit though. (no offense orcs). I like poetry, but only when it involves weird things like roadkill and dead things. |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 17 2010, 11:40 PM Post #10 |
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The fact that she got the name wrong doesn't really surprise me, Caranthol. After all, the Suethor only knew "Orlando Bloom is teh sexxors!" Oww. Great to see you again! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Caranthol | Dec 18 2010, 11:30 AM Post #11 |
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At Journey's End
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How very true, Mac.
Thanks! Well, I had another computer breakdown two weeks ago. Luckily the repair was covered by warranty and cost me not a penny. Besides, for the last month I've been busy with the obligatory Academic Swedish course so that I can get a lower academic degree. *Sigh* I could go on for a long time about the stupid official language legislation of this country, but I'll spare you of that. |
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"Ha! Wonnige Glut! Leuchtender Glanz! Strahlend nun offen steht mir die Straße. Im Feuer mich baden!" - Siegfried, Act Three, Scene Two. | |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 18 2010, 09:26 PM Post #12 |
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Glad to hear your computer's all fixed! And I'm glad we don't have an official language here in the US...though I liked my English courses. |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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| Caranthol | Dec 18 2010, 09:33 PM Post #13 |
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At Journey's End
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Well, we've got two, Finnish and Swedish. The law was made in 1919, when some 12 % of the citizens were Swedish-speaking. Now it's down to 5 % but we 95 % still have to learn Swedish, even though one doesn't even hear anyone speaking it outside of Helsinki and some coastal areas. Pretty stupid, if you ask me. Edit: Of course the compulsory learning goes the other way around, too. But practically all Swedish-speakers learn Finnish much more easily (because they hear it all the time everywhere, of course). |
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| MackenzieW | Dec 18 2010, 10:14 PM Post #14 |
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Ahh. Well, English is just hard all around. I feel bad for the non-native speakers because there are so many rules even us native speakers get confused! |
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You are the music while the music lasts--T.S. Eliot "Stop the damn texting and pick up a book!"--Grandmama, "The Addams Family" (Musical) "Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." —Walt Disney "I wake in the loneliness of sunrise When the deep purple heaven turns blue And start to pray As I pray each day That I’ll hear some word from you I lie in the loneliness of evening Looking out on a silver-flaked sea And ask the moon Oh how soon, how soon Will my love come home to me"--"Loneliness of Evening," Cinderella "Thank you, Lord You have brought us Safe to shore Be our strength and protection ever more. A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire A Thiarna dean trocaire A Chriost dean trocaire"--Heartland, as performed by Celtic Thunder I'm writing a novel! A Guide to Fanfiction for Dummies! My Little Corner I'm on Book Country! | |
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